Fatty boom boom vs Deanetty
1st for another shit event
first for stoen cold coming out and fighting everyone
First for based fatass
>>822998
So how many botches will Dean deliver tonight?
it has been a horrendously boring past hour. holy shit
>This guy is your intercontinental champion
What happened to this company?
>>822998
>How would you like your ratings?
>vanilla singles match
why it had to be like this
i just wanted fun
POST YOU'RE FACE WHEN YOU REALIZE THERE ARE YUROPS AWAKE RIGHT NOW LAPPING THIS SHIT UP
>mfw
>>823039
JUST
LETS GO BASED FATASS
>>823044
It's not "Extreme Rules" yet.
1st for fridge
>>823050
Eh ... I'd be awake anyway
>chinlock city baby
KO is literally garbage
>>823037
don't worry Madman will win!
>>823044
>at a Gimmick PPV
>where one of the wrestlers is a maser of Hardcore wrestling
Why are these guys wrestling in t-shirts? Feels like I'm watching an Indie show.
>>823031
Will there not be a face winning?
guys what did i miss
just finished watching [spoiler]summit 4[/spoiler]
If d u b s Cena will return tonight.
>>823039
LETS PUT ROMAN AND SHEAMUS IN THE MAIN EVENT, THIS WILL BOOST RATINGS.
Popping each snap
Stoopid little shaymus
>>823060
that thing looks unhinged
>>823053
FUCK
>>823068
This is an indie match for the indie championship (IC)
>>823066
Mick is retired
>>823072
ECW vs Wyatt table botch fest with teased fire table ending
LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA LETS GO PANDA
>>823075
Main event is the women:)
Boy these threads are slow as shit now that they're on /asp/
dubs and deanetty wins the Royal rumble
>IC champion
>on talk shows
pls
>>823079
MY
LETS GO JEANS
>That spot
Wow that's new
Ambrose Asylum needs to die.
Even commentary is dead.
>>823088
Is there a Bella in that match? I don't know the card, I'm just here for the ride.
How is Ambrose able to do all that shit in jeans?
Or are they like jeggings or something?
Why do they need a time-keepers area? I have never seen a match with a time-limit. With rating this low, I am sure you can give the job of watching an irrelevant clock to JBL and save some money.
mfw Rollins, Orton, Cena, Batista, Cesaro, Kane and the Big Show may return at the rumble
Ohh the ratings - Vince
did he say "get the hell off my lawn"?
>>823092
COMPANY
>>823092
COMPANY
>mfw divas match goes on longer than the main event again
>>823092
ASS
>>823089
people didnt want to migrate. Plus the show has been bad lately
>>823096
It's Paige vs Charlotte with Ric drinking at ringside
Welcome to the Ambrose Asylum!
Kevin Owens hasn't had a good match since his first Cena match.
Prove me wrong. You can't.
that was a deep rebound clothsline. I thought he was gonna fall.
King just went full homo
This match is like watching an old vhs copy of backyard wrestling.
>>823096
Charlotte vs Paige. Bellas are mia.
>>823091
they have a weekly espn segment, so it's not that unlikely
>>823102
>Rollins
No
>Cesaro
No
>Batista
No
>>823104
UP
>>823110
is that next to the Smackdown Hotel?
has dean ever botched that weird rebound on the ropes into a clothesline?
>>823111
his other two Cena matches were good.
Dean hasn't had a good match since Hell in a Cell vs Seth Rollins
>>823101
Every match has a time limit, idiot. Why are you posting here if you don't know the wwe rules?
>vintage dean ambrose
>sexiest man of the year
FOR THE UNITED STA-
1/5 MATCH BTW
>>823115
kek
>>823119
Batista is a maybe
Brock?
Who /average sized penis/ here?
>for the United Stat-
>for the United States Champion
>FOR THE UNITED STA-
Cole is fucking shit.
>>823128
That match was awful tho
>>823109
Is Charlotte or Paige the heel? It's hard to tell at this point.
Charlotte's winning. I can imagine Vince still being a petty bitch about that interview.
Reminder that Swagger, the all American, lost to a Bulgarian at tribute to the troops, a patriotic American event.
JUST
BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH
TFW Mr.Kennedy will never come back to the WWE.
Damn i miss him
>>>>>>>>>>>Cole
>He's not thinking, he's just doing stuff!
Top tier commentary
>>823134
Is 4" average?
>>823148
FUCK
Is this match no DQ?
>>823148
>i watch Tribute to the Troops
The millennial version of Stone Cold vs Brock Lesnar, folks.
>>823145
They are Divas, they are all heels.
>>823154
I hope
>>823128
well
this match is good
>>823148
Ha! No fucking way.
>>823151
He had a 10/10 gimmick but I heard he was a rough worker so got fired
This has been the motnsf. Followed by the opner.
>>823145
Paige is a heel and Charlotte is a tweener who is transitioning to heel. I think.
>>823155
MY
ONE FINGER!
>>823155
MY
>>823111
Didn't he do some stuff with Cesaro?
>>823126
It just never fucking makes sense. If the other guy was close to him it would kinda make sense, like Ambrose is rebounding for a hit. But instead he runs five feet into the rope and does it for no reason and now that he's added in his stupid fucking kick off the turnbuckle into nothing, I don't know. He's just a fucking retard. He does it because he's a lunatic. fringe.
>>823133
Batista said he'd only come back if they'd let him only do house shows and not have to bother with TV and creative's incompetence.
ONE FINGER
O N E
N
E
THAT'S FOR YOU COLE
>>823134
>REF PULLING THE ROPES FOR OWENS
Based fatass
>fat fingering the rope
top kek
>one finger
>>823164
hello reddit!
>>823166
Orton sabotaged his career, like he did with Kofi
That ending was SHIT.
JUST
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS
Kenny Omega and Dean will never tag team
:/
1....2.....reaching for ropes stops the count
>JUST
>dirty deeds is still protected
intradesting
>ropebreak
owens wins
>first tittle change of the night
AMBROSE WINS
HEEL TURN NOW WWE. IT HAS TO BE DONE. DO IT.
>>823154
it depends where in the world you live in
>>823170
MOUTH
>>823134
Is 7 inches average?
BASED AMBROSE
JUST FUCK MY FINISHER UP
>>823175
Based big Dave
>Deanetty
BOTCHED
F
I
N
I
S
H
Dean Ambrose is so fucking boring.
>>823159
You mean Rollins vs Reigns?
HE DID IT
>>823168
Agreed, Great match
Those obvious faggots touching ambrose lovingly
>>823166
He was also hurt all the time
That botched finish
>>823184
Kofi is literally in the most over gimmick of the WWE right now
KO got tricked
AAAAAAAAND NEW
DEANETTY MARKS BTFO
BASED FATASS
>>823183
hi
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT!
>all these bros rubbing ambrose's tummy
>ARE YOU CRAZY NOW
Fuck Shit Ambrose
If this isn't a setup for Ramen heel turn (which it obviously isn't), fuck WWE
MANLET MAULED
probably should have just kicked out
DAT FINISH THO
>>823217
Funny doesn't equal money
HE GONE BE ON COOKIN SHOWS
HE GONE BE IN SOAP OPERAS
pretty sure heitch called it in to the ref after that major botch by owens... all about that cc
Good for Deanetty. He actually won something substantial.
>Jeans Ambrose
>lose by rollup
B E R R I E D
E
R
R
I
E
D
>>823201
below average
>Dean is gonna get a better pop than the main event
WELL, THATS IT FOLKS. END OF A FUCKING ERA
OWENS WILL BE ON SUPERSTARS BY NEXT WEEK
FUCK WWE
>That fag that kept looking/feeling up on ambrose when he ran into the crowd.
KEK
>title change on a fucking roll-up
The only title Deanetty is getting before getting shipped back to CZW.
>>823217
And a few years ago he was on his way to be a main eventer, Orton pulled a HHH and killed his push
Face King is the WORST
Roman now confirmed for winning title and hugging Ambrose in the ring at the end.
CALL ME ZAYNOWENSMARK ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>823239
>won title by rollup
>lost title by rollup
It's like pottery
Who /notwatching/ here?
>me = rollins
>wwe = orton
They keep saying that Ambrose is insane, but I don't see him making out with dudes, ripping up his pants, pissing himself and teabagging JBL.
>KO Loses the IC title with a Negative W/L ratio
>The match is won by a roll up
Is WWE fucking serious?
Good on Dean, he won the IC title, which means FUCKING NOTHING
>those tits on the black chick in the front row
>>823234
Ambrose in Hell's kitchen when?
Wow I honestly did not expect that
Inb4 Roman going to win another rumble
>People think this means Owens is going to "move up" into the title picture after this
>>823259
nice autistic post
>>823264
>those tits
interested
>on the black chick
nvm
Just in time for Sami Zayn to come back, and not have to have the IC title connected to it...
>tfw Reigns wins
>>823236
>IC Title
>Substantial
The Fucking Diva's title is starting to look substantial
>tfw tired as fuck but just wanna hear Roman get boo'd
>>823250
He's had the US belt before.
This pretty much seals Roman winning and Dean coming out to mark the crowd into not throwing a shit fit.
>>823259
Me. I'm done after that shit.
>dean le crazy doesn't even get tlc
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
So they're going to try to make this a Wrestlemania 20 ending?
Inb4 fatass interferes with Roman's match to get back at at Deanetty.
>>823273
PIC Please
Damn I hate Deanettys theme song.
>>823271
Kek'd
>>823264
>That reaction of "What the fuck is this shit?" on the mom in the striped sweater
>>823273
>he doesn't like chocolate milk
>>823159
Yeah if Stone Cold vs. Lesnar wrestled in t-shirt like insecure fat kids at the swimming pool
>Dean will defend the IC title less than the US title
Is that why JBL was worried?
>>823254
>they are going to do the same Benoit/guerrero shit to get Roman over
That roll up was botched to hell and back.
>people still watch this garbage product
>Dean wins
Reign wins lol.
>>823279
its 3am why am i still watching this horse shit
>>823213
who is this
>>823299
I was thinking the same thing...
So Ambrose winning confirms that Sheamus retains correct?
>Commentators discussing the possibility of Reigns winning as well
Sheamus confirmed for winning
>>823270
maybe if he stopped being so FAT
>>823259
Nothing else is on so I'm watching
Kevin Owens will win the Royal Rumble
Can someone tell me why people are thinking reigns will win
Or are you just telling yourselves that so you can keep watching
>>823264
aye...
> DIVAS TITLE
> TOYS R US
AHAHAHAHAHHAGAVAVAVAHHAHAHAHAH
>>823306
>Why am I still watching this horse shit?
None of us know why.
>>823089
Because idiots from /sp/ keep making new threads before the image limits are hit, so now everyone is split over multiple threads.
/asp/ is one of the slowest boards on 4chan. We don't have to worry about the threads hitting bump limit and falling off.
Of course, if the mods would get off their lazy asses and actually make stickies there wouldn't be a problem.
Edge and Christian are such memes
Why is Charlotte such a sexy horse
>>823235
yeah I'm sure the match got called early, that rollup seemed really forced at some point.
>>823310
It's actually leans more towards Roman winning
Ugh this match again.
>dean tries to comfort ramen after his lose
>ramen turns heel
It will happen
why does the divas title belt look like a spread vagina
>Divashit
Another divas match
>Still have a divas match after this
JUST FUCK ME UP
>>823315
Or get thrown out by surprise entrant Sami Zayn.
>>823317
Holy shit...
>>823281
>How would you like us to push your cousin?
>Just fuck his shit up, senpai
>>823281
mfw the Rock has the biggest arms in all of sports entertainment
>>823315
Wish I had your imagination
Just a month till Lucha Underground.
THE RUUUUP
>>823317
Vanessa Blue, here I come!
>>823314
>not watching nfl
>not watching apehoop
>not watching any of the hundreds of good or great movies available to you right now
This diva promo is God tier
>>823290
She's a Superfan. Her and her husband attend almost every PPV and select RAWs. They're ALWAYS in the front row on hardcam.
I wish Becky or Sasha had a MITB briefcase, so either one could interrupt this match and win the title.
Anyone wanna join my suicide cult? Feel the sweet embrace of death rather than watch this Divas match?
>>823317
Pretty sure each of her tits are bigger than my head.
Who is the face in this match?
>>823315
lal
>>823316
because it fits the pattern of shit decisions happening ever so often
>>823159
Tonight's ennding.
>>823336
i love his look in this, looks like my cousin with cerebral palsy
Fuck wwe for putting the divas match during NFL halftime.
>>823344
Kek'd
THIS ES MOI HOWSE
>>823348
Neither
>>823348
The restroom.
>Deanetty
>>823354
Are those Brownie pieces
oh look. it's time for a piss break and to go pick up some food. :)
>>823345
>Divas MITB
I hope this becomes a thing next year
>>823348
Divas.
is this a title match?
>>823297
>Dean defended the us title once
Are wwe making him champion to make Roman's run look like good by comparison?
This match is heel vs heel right?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Incoming worst match of the year
/pissbreak/
Why isn't Paige pregnant with my child yet? She's too skinny.
