Coming up in exactly in 4 bongs and I predict it will be shit but I'll watch it anyways.
>tfw watching another PPV without BMJ
>reigns will win
>WWE would be so much better without John Cena
>WWE has the most talented roster they've ever had currently
Does the Owens vs. Ambrose match have any stipulations?
>>820716
Nope.
So we all agree winners will be
Sheamus
Owens
Ushits
Charlotte
Wyatts
Del Rio
Rusev
Sasha
>>820717
>>820720
Baby Banks has a match?
>>820720
no titles will change hands.
>>820714
I'd be okay with Reigns winning because it means he won't be in the Rumble match.
They'll probably bullshit him to the main event anyway but it'll be nice to see a Rumble that actually feels like a toss-up.
>>820720
>Wyatts
>Winning
LOL. Other than that, all correct.
>>820723
Pre show vs becketty
>>820726
>ECW band of jobbers
>winning
I know Wyatts are a joke but they're not this bad
This gonna be a filler ppv?
Will it kill me if I missed it?
>>820730
The tag team match and dean vs owens will be the only stuff worth watching so just youtube those
How will Raw fair tomorrow?
>>820733
Rating of 1.9 if Reigns wins.
>>820714
Dude, would things be any fucking worse? He already beats the champ regularly. You might as well stick the belt on him and watch him get shit on
>>820733
Worst WWE ratings in company's history.
Raw and Smackdown cancelled on USA Network.
>>820732
The whole point of the feud is to build Wyatt's back up after getting completely keked by the BoD.
>>820715
Best workers, worst writers
>>820738
Beating a bunch of old jobbers will do nothing for their credibility.
>>820714
>implying they won't change their mind at the last second and go for the Irish fighters are cool angle
They're that desperate for ratings, trust
Why isn't Dolph Ziggler vs Tyler Breeze on the card? FFS I've waited weeks to see them face off.
>>820749
they're saving a match of that caliber for wrestlemania fambam
>>820714
No. Reigns will be screwed by Triple Helmsley and set up a Mania match.
>there are people (albeit not many) that have actually kept up with the 3+ hour jobber parades of the past few weeks
why?
I like Ramen :(
>>820753
Nothing better to do with my life.
http://strawpoll.me/6259856
http://strawpoll.me/6259856
http://strawpoll.me/6259856
http://strawpoll.me/6259856
Someone post the image with the streams
>>820762
If so then Raw will be getting lower ratings than Total Divas this time next year.
>>820762
Huge title change for a filler PPV? Not likely.
>>820756
I too like Ziggler's hair after a match
>>820767
>IMplying titles matter at all anymore
>>820755
But its not going to work like that.
Daniel Bryan was actually over enough for that. If they keep screwing Roman over they're just delaying the inevitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7r-DwtjD8
why cant sheamus have personality like this? stop smiling and shit like an idiot and do some heel work
>>820772
No one is claiming it will work just that that is what they want. If Reigns does win he's getting stripped on a technicality on RAW just like Bryan.
>>820772
Of course it's not working. But it's not like they care to notice. They think Daniel Bryan just happened by circumstance, so they're trying to copy it. Remember when Daniel Bryan got the title and then Randy Orton cashed in? Same fuckin thing.
>>820775
>inb4 occupy raw: tater tot edition
>>820769
It doesn't matter what YOU think of the titles. You don't write the show.
>mfw wwe fans ate it up when the rock did it
WWE fans are literally the worst
>>820785
The Rock was charismatic so it worked. Poontang pie was pretty gay tho
It's time fellas.
http://strawpoll.me/6259999
http://strawpoll.me/6259999
http://strawpoll.me/6259999
>>820785
Yeah, but the Rock was entertaining. Give anyone else a script of one of the Rock's promos and they wouldn't be able to pull it off. This isn't cookie cutter bullshit like creative wants us to think. Personality matters. Roman doesn't have one.
>>820762
I remember when /asp/ was first made there were threads both here and on /sp/ for Mania.
The 66666 get was for Punk breaking the streak. Unfortunately I couldn't find my cap of it.
>>820799
I don't even have to hover over it to know its cookiepuss. God, that was awful.
>>820799
CM Punk made Rock look like an idiot in this segment - some of his best work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr8mfBRsD2s
Haven't watched any WWE since Mania and I hear it's gone to complete shit (not that Mania was particularly good), now I'm tempted to watch tonight just to see how bad it truly is. What do? Shall I just not get sucked into it all again and leave it to die?
>>820799
Yeah, but look at the fucking crowd. If it was anyone but the Rock, they wouldn't be chanting it.
>>820805
you should watch it. ever tlc is horrendously bad its hilarious
>>820805
Why would you go from Seth Rollins winning the championship to a filler PPV?
>>820806
Yeah, Rock's charisma is insane
sadly doesn't take away from the fact that this, like most of his return promos, are absolutely horrible. I always though Cena and Punk outshone him on the mic everytime he went up against them.
>>820814
After his return? Of course. That's like putting Stone Cold in the PG era and asking him to get the same reaction. I'm not saying a PG program is inherently bad, but it's a different program. Stone Cold would flop on today's show.
And call me a mark, but I think Punk was the best in the world on the mic.
>>820707
Who/what the fuck is bmj. I literally have no clue.
>>820822
Big Match John.
>>820773
Because that would be mean and would also make Reigns look even worse on the mic.
>>820823
Oh okay. Thanks anon.
Remember when Russev was a legitimate treat?
>>820779
Oooh, sassy. WWE doesn't give a shit about them either.
>>820791
>Got SS wrong
Jesus Christ how retarded are you people? It was so obvious that Sheamus would cash in.
>>820830
One of my favorite entrances.
>>820830
Remember when Shaymoose was?
>>820830
nope, all he did was put people in a camel clutch and get rekt at SS
>>820839
>all he did was make people submit
What are you even doing here?
I feel bad that Ryback is probably going to go over RuRu just because it may be the only face win of the night.
>>820845
>muh submissions
wow what a monster amirite
If Stardust suddenly came out with a half face paint job, go back and forth to Cody and do a 2-face persona. Thatd be cool.
>>820846
da based guy.
>>820851
Maybe if you're 13, yeah.
>>820851
die
>>820849
I bet you think the stunner was a brutal move.
>>820851
>>820716
> dat pathetic missed spit
Bret would be ashamed of that fat french fuck
>>820851
>You share a board with this person
>>820851
Found the aspie
>>820866
>people think this
>>820866
die
>>820773
>tfw Conor Mcgregor and Tyson Fury can cut a better promo than anyone in the WWE right now and they're both uneducated gippos who probably never even went to school
>>820866
I think it would be ok 2bh anon, dont listen to them
>>820872
really? Conor is super well spoken for a guy who never went to school
>>820866
>new ip posted this
>People will fall for this
>>820846
Charlotte is going to win, she's still a face right.
>>820866
kill yourself my man
>>820872
Nigger pls, tyson fury is a bumbling pikey with a nervous twitch
>>820879
She's bipolar
>>820715
>>WWE would be so much better without John Cena
No.
>>WWE has the most talented roster they've ever had currently
Yes.
Also Reigns won't win.
>>820883
No she is bi-winning
>>820881
... yet still much better on the mic than shaymoose and ramen
>>820875
thanks senpai.
>>820888
trying too hard lad.
>>820887
She's bi many things
>>820889
Sheamus is underrated on the mic, he is given shit to recite and i cant really fault him
Ramen on the other hand is a joke
>>820888
Trips confirm you should die
>>820799
>using 2013 rock as an example of the rock
kek
>>820895
DON'T BULLY RAMEN
>>820888
>edgy
I'm not sure you're using that word correctly.
>>820851
This will happen with Goldust taking off his face paint to 'save' Cody at WM
>>820901
I love Stardust's current gimmick. Why fuck with it? It's already over the top.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBiHuzduzQA
who else remembers this
>>820832
>Jesus Christ how retarded are you people? It was so obvious that Sheamus would cash in.
Literally changed the decision hours before the show. Some good odds for cash-in too, hope you made the money since it was obvious.
>>820906
>I love Stardust's current gimmick.
18+
>tfw you will never see a New Day vs Spirit Squad feud
We are living in the worst timeline.
>>820872
McGregor and Fury aren't scipted to hell and back. Lol if you really think those niggers are better talkers than Ambrose.
>>820909
>criticizing others' tastes without stating yours
+18
>>820914
Oh look it's the literal 18 year old again
18+
>>820909
>I have distinguished opinions
>constantly getting banned for 'trash out of /b' in these threads
whoever the faggot neckbeard redditor nazi power-hungry-because-they-have-a-tiny-dick mod is who uses these generals and keeps banning me, please go drink bleach you fucking
cock smoking autistic turd faggot
>>820922
lets see what you got banned for nigger
>>820922
You deserved it, faggot.
>Last Monday's WWE RAW main event segment with Roman Reigns and WWE World Heavyweight Champion Sheamus drew a lot of criticism from fans and people in the business as it went on forever and didn't really accomplish much. The "I thought the Irish had potatoes but you're smuggling tater tots" line from Reigns has been the butt of many jokes this week but WWE actually wanted the fans to chant tater tots, according to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter. If you can believe it, and this is very telling of the state of WWE creative right now, the idea was to use the long promo to build to the line from Reigns so that fans would chant "tater tots" at Sheamus.
>>820738
I missed out for weeks. What happened with that? The last thing I saw was Undertaker bring carried out by them.
>>820928
cringe
>>820928
>....but WWE actually wanted the fans to chant tater tots
REMOVE VINCE
>>820928
>How your want your writing pham?
>JUST
>>820929
They also abducted Kane and "absorbed" their power which led to a pretty sweet promo from Bray, then a less than appropriately exciting tag match for Taker's 25th.
>>820922
Show of the ban pham
>>820928
This may have pushed me over the edge. There IS NO FUCKING WAY ANYONE COULD HAVE THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. I don't want to live in a world where that would even be a possibility
>>820928
Vince should start writing Spongebob. He'd be better at it than wrestling.
>there are people who are actually going to watch TLC tonight
>my face when I don't even know what the card is
>>820922
Fuck the asp mod
I swear its steve o, almost every time i cunt him off i get banned or the comment gets deleted
So is TLC even going to be worth it, or have at least any sort of redeemable aspects? Me and my m8 can't decide if we wanna waste time on it
>>820922
Post it faggot.
I got purged across the board for this but i did complain about the mod in their form and since the thread deletions have pratically stopped.
>>820949
Roman beat Sheamus clean already this past Monday, so no problem if you bail early.
>>820952
no he didnt
>>820929
They abducted Kane and Bray bragged about absorbing their power. Kane and Taker promptly came out and beat the shit out of all 4 guys then squashed them at SS.
>Ryback vs. Rusev
Why is this match happening, other than to make Rusev look bad?
>>820912
ambrose gets like one promo a month though if he's lucky
>>820954
Reading it here like this makes it look that much more insane.
>>820949
>Wyatts putting a bunch of old geezers through tables
>Jack Swagger in a PPV match in 2015
>the catastrophe that was Paige and Charlotte, again
>New Day vs Lucha Spot Monkeys and Samoans
>a match we already saw at Survivor Series
>Ramen vs Shaymoose in a "TLC" match
This is a TNA PPV.
>>820956
Because DA BIG GUY needs more memes
>>820957
he had mic time on smackdown and it was fucking awful, it was shit
>>820964
HOHO, THE LUNATIC FRINGE MAKING US THINK HE'S SHIT
HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE
>kaitlyn will never come back
>tfw no stairs match this year
Stream?
Pick one:
>2015 WWE
>2011 TNA
>2000 WCW
>>820971
http://www.wwe.com/wwenetwork
>>820969
>Tag Team champs ladder match
>>820974
>2011 tna
>bad
is this some fucking meme
>>820953
>this tater tot doesn't balee
18+
>>820975
Pls go shlomo
>>820982
that was a tag match
>>820988
it still counts, fuck even Maggle was screaming 'Roman pinned the champ!!' afterwards
>>820968
Good. She sucked.
>>820981
>wanting Bagwell to headline your PPVs
>>820971
I'd say Streamsp but it's shit
>>820975
>he's willing to give more than a cent to tater tots endorser
>>820971
I have one but I ain't telling :^)
I skipped the tater tot shenanigans between roman and sheamus
Should I go back and watch it before TLC or is it better if I just never watch it?
>>821001
its a must see promo breh
>>820999
>That look in AJ's eye
You just KNOW
>>821001
It's needs to be seen to be believed
I wonder how the crowd will react to the main event tonight.
>>821006
>THIS IS AWESOME *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
All it takes is a superplex to get the sheep to chant this shite.
>>821006
Cena will intefere and get a huge home town pop and take the belt from sheamus and then put Roman in the STFU until he passes out then FUs him on top of sheamus on top of 3 tables off a ladder
Does anyone where only watch PPVs?
>>821001
>ramen or sheamus on the mic
Feel bad for you if you're watching this "PPV"
Looks like a badly booked Smackdown.
>>821010
over there.
>>821008
Cena ain't from Boston pal. He's from West Newbury.
>>821010
I still watch RAW because it's live.
Smackdown pretty much everyone has given up on.
>>820912
>Ambrose
Who is this and why do you overrate him so much? McGregor smokes this crazy man talking.
>Muh CZW joke promos
Man
The WWEWHC match end will determine if
>Romanwinslol
>Roman loses meaning rematch at the rumble or he's winning another Royal Rumble
One of these outcomes will happen and I'll die a Little
>>820971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA5IFJqjXiQ
>>821021
If Roman isn't in the title match and wins the Rumble he's guaranteed the win at Mania. Same as with HBK and Stone Cold after their second win in a row.
Snarls are worse than marks
I'm going to play Dragon Quest Heroes instead of watching this PPV. What are you going to do?
>>821023
Would WWE risk another Roman main event at Mania?
Ryback is going to lose to rusev, right?
>>821030
Is there a good reason for him to win?
>>821028
I think he's more likely to walk in as champion instead of winning the rumble again so soon.
is it now or in an hour?
>>821036
Preshow is now.
You want to watch two trannies go at it?
If not, wait an hour.
>error playing your content
Well fuck you too Vince
>>821028
Yes, absolutely.
>>821040
Same shit happened during last months kickoff.
The fucking state of this company man, watch it on youtube.
>>821036
who cares
>>821039
>two trannies
paige and sasha are wrestling?
>>821039
>Becky
>Tranny
Pleb
i want roman to go away
>>821058
I want you to go away
Anybody on the ps4
My network isn't working, am I the only one
>>821058
go watch TNA then
>>821048
If paige was a tranny it'd make her more appealing.
>>821063
Im on PC and PS4, not working on either.
Same happened during survivor series kickoff, it should hopefully be fixed by the time the ppv starts.
Watch the preshow on youtube.
>>821063
Not working on anything I have. Same shit happened last month too
>demon kane
just fucking call him kane
>I HOPE IT WAS A DIET SODA
FAT ASS BTFO
fucking nigger usos
>The new day aren't leaving the tag team championships tonight
Usos confirmed going over
>forgot to charge laptop
Welp there's another one missed
Live stream works unless you are logged into WWE network, then nothing works.
>>821120
Don't worry. Will probably be worse than SS and hell in a cell.
>>820974
This year has only been unbearable since Cena left and Seth died. It's been moderately watchable otherwise.
>>821120
>Not just using it plugged in.
If you're worried about the battery just remove it and run the laptop straight off the power cable.
>>821142
>It's been moderately watchable otherwise.
Nope Seth's reign pre-summerslam was atrocious and you know it.
>>820974
2011 TNA
>>821120
use your phone bruh.
>>821153
It didn't get better afterwards m8.
>>821153
>PPV seth
>not based
pleb as fuck
>>821196
>Shit for four weeks.
>Only good in one match
>HURR B A S E D
>>820997
Bagwell didn't headline shit, WCW made posters all the time that ddidn't even mention their main events.
But David Arquette did headline that show.
>Women can be new day too!
LOOK IT'S FEMALE NEWDAY
AREN'T THEY JUST HAVING FUN!
AHAHA THEY ARE SO BAD MAGGLE!
...
.....
...
BEAUTIFUL AND DANGEROUS!
UNITY!
>>821058
I want you to go to 2old WeirdOs thread
Sasha Banks is cute! CUTE!
>>820707
who is BMJ
>>821221
YEWNEEETYYYYYYY
>>820762
Reminder
>>821230
>who is BMJ
This is the absolute worst segment of the year, congratulations.
>>821252
I'm gonna do an experiment, where I don't watch TLC and check in to see people complain about it. Much more fun.
>>821270
When is the /wwe/ refugee thread going to start? I don't want to mingle with dirty aspies
>>821286
It's already up, fem.
>>820974
2000 WCW was actually quite good
>implying you even watched it
Does Cena return tonight?
>PPV started
>thread is dead
Thanks /sp/...
>>821326
top gun aj styles was kek
>Tommy dreamer
>>821244
Why does Cena bring his cum rag with him?
you know the drill, rate the ppv
>>824414
Tag match 4/5
everything else 2/5
Roman going berserk at the end 5/5
3/5 overall
>>824414
ending was cash but holy shit it was dead for the first half of the show
MONSTER A MONSTER
I'VE TURNED INTO A MONSTER
Ending was entertaining at least
>>824414
8/10
>>824703
Pretty much this family
That feel when even a monkey can predict wwe shit booking >>818678
>>824414
8/10.
+ Tag Team Match
+ Ambrose v Owens
+ Main Event
+ Reigns finally being booked right
- Ryback vs Rusev
- >charlotte
10/10 PPV
I only started watching at the main event desu tho
>>824414
Terrible PPV match wise. Only Owens vs. Ambrose was watchable.
10/10 Ending. Really interested to see where they go with it.
Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?
BORRRRRRING
>>824414
New Day vs Luchas vs Uce: 4
Ryback vs Rusev: 1
Swagger vs Del Rio: 2
ECW vs Wyatts: 2.75
Ambrose vs Owens: 2.5 (.5 bump for title changing hands)
>divas
Sheamus vs Reigns: 3.5 (mainly for the post-match)
>tfw we miss rollins
GIVE KALISTO A SINGLES RUN
>>824785
Disappointed in Charlotte, Sheamus should be upper midcard for life working stiff matches with guys like Cesaro and Ziggler.
ADR and Ambrose are good, New Day are based
>>824798
he has 0 charisma, tag team is perfect spot for him
>decide to go to reddit to see what they think
>their thread has 20,000 comments
are these niggers fucking retarded how the fuck do you read this shit
>>824809
>he has 0 charisma
he already has more charisma than bryan and already has a chant, hes ready.
>yfw Trips opens NXT Brooklyn while in a wheelchair
>>824798
Put him with someone better than Sin Cara.
Can we talk about this real quick?
Should I just drop wwe and try to get into njpw? I hear Shinsuke Nakamura's pretty good.
>>824834
Yeah sure buddy.
>See you next week.
>>824414
Better than Survivor Series/10
