help, asp. I got my gf into prograps and she quickly became a smark, gravitating to NJPW, LU, and nXt and avoiding mainline WWE. How can I rope her back into casual viewer status with me? Any tips? Pic related, my gf
>>820247
Maybe you should get your girlfriend into not looking like an alien.
>>820247
>gravitating to NJPW, LU, and nXt and avoiding mainline WWE
Sounds like she's too good for you.
>>820247
Tell your gf to put her fedora over her jew nose rather than on top of her head in future
>>820249
>>820258
and what do your gfs look li- oh, wait...
>>820262
Not an extra-terrestrial blow-up doll.
>>820263
because she doesn't exist. it's okay that you're as mad as you are, I know you're the type to get extremely upset to the point of tears because of words on the internet, but deep breaths, little buddy
>>820264
Well I can respect the effort even if not the execution.
>>820266
>still embarrassing himself
>>820254
This. A million times this.
>>820247
Why is this a problem?
WWE is absolute shitearse atm, if you seriously expected to get her into wrestling you should have seriously seen this coming.
I'm hard pressed to believe even you genuinely enjoy WWE right now OP. This thread smells b80.
>>820262
i have a hot gf, take it under my authority that yours is ugly
She doesn't look like a child, so why would she like children's wrestling?
>>820262
I've got a fine arse nikki bella mark chick that blows your amy winehouse looking yatti out of the water pham
Yours is pretty nice though, would sniff her sweaty ringer
>>820337
>>820247
> me.jpg
Post growler now you attention seeking slosh
>>820361
>children's wrestling fan gets triggered
>posts pictures of hats
Like clockwork
>>820286
>This. A million times this.
Back to reddit my boy
What an absolutely dreadful board this turned out to be.
>>820361
Lashing out like a child does nothing to combat the accusation that you're a child, anon.
>>820385
I'm sorry no one liked your extra-terrestrial betty boop fedora tipping girlfriend
>>820371
> unironically being proud of watching outlaw power rangers action sequences
>>820392
>unironically being proud of exclusively watching a show aimed at children when there are much better alternatives available
>desperately defending your children's TV show on the internet
>by posting pictures of hats
>>820249
>>820258
>>820263
OP getting killed
>>820392
>being proud of watching WWE, the McDonald's of wrestling
>>820392
>markiplier
>>820417
> literally getting this triggered by hats
> posts a gif of someone laughing to pretend he isnt triggered
Never change wewtists
> outlaw wrestling aficionados
>>820417
>much better alternatives available
Lmao
>>820433
Staring at rocks probably fits that category honestly.
fedoranon getting S A V A G E D right now
>>820436
Give me alternatives to WWE.
No memes allowed.
>>820438
Silly anon. On /asp/, all wrestling is memes.
>>820438
> inb4 outlaw karate with an attendance of 400 a show
>>820441
The fact that shows like that still manage to be more entertaining than WWE is fuckin' embarrassing for the latter tbhfam
>>820438
Staring at rocks.
>>820446
Uh anon, you broke the rule.
>No memes ALLOWED
Jokery and memery will not be tolerated. I need an alternative to WWE.
>>820447
>implying it's a meme
Look at this glorious bastard.
>>820444
Too bad WWE babies are terrified of being accused of wearing a hat, so they don't want to watch something that's better.
>>820447
Literally anything.
How about we skip to the part where you tell us what's wrong with every other wrestling product, like you've clearly been waiting to?
>>820454
He'll wrestle with the demons of his past as well as a slew boisterous but lucrative clients in the next series of HBO's hit series Ballers™.
>>820451
The fuck do hats even come into it?
PWG's crowd alone is full of fratboys, stoned surfers and quasi-celebs. It's the chillest fucking fanbase. ROH is going after the all-american family market. LU's for beaners.
Literally the only wrestling show I've seen inundated with fedoras is Chikara.
>>820457
>literally anything
Name something
>TNA
sucks
>ROH
boring
>NJPW
can't understand anything
>LU
>watching outlaw mexican telenovelas
>>820466
You said no memes, faggit
>>820467
No memes as in meme answers like
>WATCHING PAINT DRY
>LITERALLY ANYTHING WOULD BE BETTER
Name 1.
>>820469
>outlaw
Meme my up some more, senpai
>>820471
Name 1 alternative to WWE.
>>820472
You've already named 3 great ones, but won't watch because meme answers. What's the point in giving a fourth when it'll be more of the same shitposting?
>>820474
>ROH
>NJPW
>LU
>great
>>820474
>actually responding
What do you honestly seek to achieve?
He's just some bored amateur ruseman browsing a dead board.
>>820465
> says the neckbeard
>>820474
> outlaw karate
> great
> outlaw peruwresingu
> great
> outlaw mexican days of our lives on peyote
> great
>>820484
>amateur
I sure wish I got payed for my ruses.
>>820482
Yes.
If you sincerely want alternatives, give them an honest-to-god try. ROH actually has fun storylines and characters in spite of what the internet will tell you, NJPW's so clear-cut and body language based that you don't need to know any Japanese to get what's going on, and LU's so perfectly attuned to wrestling fans' needs you couldn't even come up with an actual criticism of it. And that's not even going into the plethora of other Japanese/Mexican/Indie options.
Or you genuinely enjoy the product WWE's trotting out right now and feel no need to watch anything else. In which case hey, power to you.
>>820484
Alleviating my own boredom.
Also procrastination.
>>820502
Hey, I got an idea that might cure your boredom, why not try out c uckolding with your girlfriend?
>>820313
proof or you're lying
>>820502
>mfw I overcame my own prejudice of hardcore deathmatch wrestling last night and watched my first ever CZW show
>mfw the first match had no blood, light tubes or any of that bull-shit but was just a fucking quality wrestling match between two guys
Wrestling outside of WWE across the board is legitimately evolving and bettering itself.
>>820465
>roh & pwg crowds aren't majorly filled with fat neckbeards
Why do you lie?
>>820489
lel, walked right into that one
Seriously tho, real talk for a second. Sate my curiosity hatanon.
Do you even enjoy watching WWE? Do you sincerely think it's a great product?
>>820519
>majority
Why do you?
Proportionately there's no more than at WWE shows.
>>820521
I havent watched raw in months 2bh, last one i watched was the one after the Cesaro Cena match. Other than an hour of the raw after Survivor Series.
I was tempted to start watching raw again when ADR came back
The product is a steaming pile of shit with zero interesting angles atm, looking forward to Rumble season to get back into it
>>820531
K. Thanks for the heart-to-heart.
>>820539
You're welcome.
Dont ever reply to me again nerd
