Other than CM Punk and Daniel Bryan, what wrestlers are huge nerds?
Literally every single one of them
Thats why the product is so shit now
Back 10-20 years ago wrestlers were legit badasses
Now we get nerds like roman reigns, Daniel bryan, xavier woods, dolph ziggler etc. Who have zero personality.
Where are the real men at fella?
>>818379
They all read funny books and play video games in the locker room instead of banging lots of sluts and doing lots of coke like in the 80s. Bunch of fucking queers are all the them millennial wrestlers
>>818395
Didnt Jim cornette say female fans stopped going to shows because wrestlers stopped fucking them?
>>818379
>bryan
>nerd
tweet him so he can tell you to fuck off.
xavier and probably kofi are though.
The state of professional wrestling is a joke.
Like all good things, nerds always ruin it
Fucking reddit and their cancerous ways PUSSIFIED wrestling.
>>818414
>is a midget, vegan, beta hippie autist who reads comic books and meditates
>not a nerd
Hmmmm
Wasn't Nash appalled and disappointed that all the young wrestlers just play video games all the time?
>>818445
He basically said aside from a few guys that most of the new roster is more concerned about getting on twitter, instagram, their phone, computer or playing games, than going out on the town. being tough and showing people what wrestlers are supposed to be.
Didn't Kevin Nash say he went into locker room recently and shook a bottle of pills and no one reacted.
He said if he shook a bottle of pills in the 90s every single guy would jump up.
>>818463
Not sure that qualifies anyone as a nerd.
>>818463
well no shit, this wellness policy crap is guaranteed to breed a completely different type of performer. everybody likes to point at razor and shawn's ladder match, but if they weren't going to follow that match with booze and pills, it would have been the typical "ooh be careful" ladder match i'm expecting to see this sunday.
>>818390
>fella
>Is literally a cartoon character
>>818395
You can't really blame them if that's the direction WWE and the people in general are going.
>>818424
Whatever you do nowadays you will be labelled as a nerd. I've never seen a 'nerd' wrestle at one of the biggest stages and according to a lot of people one of the best wrestlers.
>>818390
>Where are the real men
>>818390
> legit badasses
lol he thinks his childhood faves were shooters
>>818410
I'm sure Cornette says a lot of things, but that doesn't mean they're in any way true
>>818395
Basically what ADR said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBgR1TXzrE
>>818507
>fuck melina marry vickie kill rosa
ADR knows his shit.
"you banged a lot of chicks in mexico"
'it was a wild time brother but when i was younger a long time ago'
>reading comics and doing stupid things like that
wow yea he did say about the era and how thats all normal now.
>>818490
>people in general
except it has nothing to do with people in general. people in general didn't stop watching en masse because they're HAPPIER with this sterilized, neutered product. people in general stopped watching because the federation started catering to children and crybabies.
>ITT: nerds who are angry that other nerds are succesful and they aren't
>>818379
>hotnerdsreadingcomics.com
The actual fuck
>>818463
Nash is such a pathetic old man, what an absolute fraggle
>>818390
Yeah because sluts these days wouldn't accuse wrestlers of rape
>>818379
Cody Rhodes used to have the tri force on the side of his wrestling boots
>>818733
Fuck Cody Rhodes
>>818379
Most wrestlers under 40.
Daniel Bryan isn't really a comic book reading nerd in the same way Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and CM Punk are.
He's pretty true to the hippie mountain man thing. He gardens, he hikes, he doesn't own a television, and doesn't really watch anything besides wrestling.
>>818379
You've never seen this stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0HmmeoM_zU
Kofi collects SWORDS.
>>818733
Cody is a huge nerd, especially for video games and Star Wars.
His sexy wife buys him arcade machines and Star Wars merchandise.
>>818395
Aren't a lot of the guys on the roster married and have children?
And also aren't a lot of the guys on the roster people from normal backgrounds instead of being dumbass redneck carnies who need to fill the voids in their lives with as many drugs as possible like the 80's guys were?
>>818751
STAAAAARRRDUST
>>818794
>normal backgrounds
That doesn't excuse them being soft metrosexual fags
>>818801
Why would you need an excuse?
>>818801
Okay Nash
>>818793
I would deposit all of my baby batter into Edens face
Wrestlers are nerds now because wrestling became nerd culture with the rise of smarks. There's no way to reverse it now.
>>818751
why do Smark busters say that?
>>818424
He's read like one comic ever, and I'm pretty sure it was a gift. And it was some casual as fuck story about pets.
Motherfucker doesn't even own a TV. He doesn't give a solitary shit about nerdcore twattery like vidya & capeshit, all his free time is spent going to the gym, grappling with UFC guys, making organic snacks and fucking Brie.
2010 Cole pls
Literally Vince's fault.
He's the one who decided to make wrestling all about the bright colors and goofy gimmicks and superhero stories to appeal to kids, families & toy manufacturers.
Surprise surprise, once wrestling became synonymous with Hulkamiana instead of with Verne Gagne and Lou Thesz and Harley Race, it became much less of an appealing-looking career option to hairy grizzly men's men who just wanted reliable beer money and the go-to dream job of kids juuuuust autistic enough to keep idolizing their favourite Saturday Morning entertainment into adulthood.
>>818912
>Literally Vince's fault.
You say that like it's a problem. It's not.
>>818901
Ok Daniel go to sleep.
>>819024
Just saying. Of all the things you could call him for his odd lifestyle choices "nerd" does not make a lick of sense. He's straight-up not interested in nerdy things.
I also don't know why you'd think I'm him he got way too low an ambition score from WWE's psychiatrists to care what people online think of me.
>>818463
I wasn't aware not being addicted to pills was a bad thing.
Kenny Omega
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OU3TfLG4jQ
>>819089
His gimmick is literally Sephiroth cosplayer nowadays.
GO GO ACH
>>819129
He also names his moves after DBZ attacks and based his every promo in Chikara around The Lion King.
>>819136
And one out of every four things he says on twitter is about One Piece or anime in general.
>>819089
>JR trying to describe Kenny Omega
>"a unique enigma with weird interests"
>>819233
JR will manage to put just about any autist over
>>818379
>>818424
>Beta
>He fuck brie bella
Are you mad?
>>818885
they just don't like Cody Rhodes I guess
I mean they're kind of right, he does look like a mannequin or an underwear model
personally i don't care for him
>>818912
>muh REAL TECHNICAL WRESTLING
>UGH, VINCE FUCKED IT UP BY ADDING GIMMICKS AND STORIES TO PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, I'D RATHER SEE LOU THESZ BEARHUG WITH FRANK GOTCH FOR AN HOUR
AJ Lee is
>>820370
I wasn't complaining.
Just stating facts. This is why wrestling's a nerd industry now.
>>820370
>Vince invent gimmick,!!!!
Yeah, gorgeous george never exist, watch the clasic NWA and think about that you say
>>820372
>â–ªBetter femthor than Whor
>>820391
hue
>>820390
Vince emphasized & necessitized gimmicks, they went from window dressing to the centrepiece under him.
>>820391
Oh I just got it
The only thing beta about bryan is him being a manlet,and somewhat dresses like beta. Other than that the guy is a hippie vegan who hates tv.
>>820372
Aj Lee is so ugly mane
>>818390
Dean Ambrose is the closest we have to a "anti-nerd" on the roster right now. A hard-working minimalist and natural bodybuilder.
Don't know about Owens.
>>820671
Owens doesn't into nerd stuff. The closest he ever comes to it is buying his kid shit.
>>820370
>not wanting to watch thesz and gotch bearhug for an hour
Mick Foley
Simon "Super Otaku" Gotch
>>820671
Owens is a big fan of zoos.
He visits zoos in various cities he performs in.
>>825094
oh right he does. He even had a shit about it.
>>818417
>wwe is sports entertainment
Just watch some other promotions. There's great wrestling atm. Wwe is just the most well known
>>819077
I was not aware i said it was a good thing.
Im just giving an example of how different the business is nowadays, calm down nerd.
>>820362
Literally who?
cm punk is an MMA fighter, not a pro wrestler
>>820622
Fuck you she's beautiful
>>818379
The Boss.
>>818390
You're right. Guys who would get fucked up and rail tail on the road. Even Seth, the closest one to being a tail railer, is still a gigantic faggot. He listens to cringy pop punk shit and tries to slam dance to it.
>>818507
How does Ryback get past PED testing? I don't doubt Cena has some designer gear that he takes that they can't find on tests.
>>818390
why do people care about stuff like this?
It's good they are taking care of themselves and being good role models to children.
>>818445
If there's one guy I wouldn't want to take life lesson advice from, it's fucking Kevin Nash. How stupid do you have to be?
>AJ
>New Day
>Balor (kinda)
They're all I can think of off the top.
I don't get why people consider guys like Roman a nerd. Ask the nigga does is play CoD and watch football.
>>818505
It is true though. Brodus Clay said that back in the day there were loads of chicks lining up to party with and fuck the wrestlers, but now all the women they meet are mums who want the wrestlers to pose for pictures with their kids. Must be disappointing
>>825572
>It's good they are taking care of themselves and being good role models to children.
The fucking state of the business and it's current fanbase, holy shit. Just end WWE right now
>>825572
>implying the pussy millennial 'safety first' PC culture hasn't been one of the biggest factors in the drastic downfall of pro wrestling
>>825667
>downfall
That's implies it was up at one point desu
>>825657
Im sure randy orton doesnt have this problem. Bitches always screaming for that fool at shows.
>>820671
I guess your'e all forgetting about the CONQUERER.
>>825692
It was, in the late 90s before you were born
>>825711
>implying
Let's not get delusional; wrestling is, by design, dumb as shit.
>>825737
The only time it wasn't for kids was the Attitude era
It's always been primarily for kids.
The point is - it's for kids now so the superstars should be setting an example to them.
>>825740
Before the Attitude Era, kayfabe was still alive so you could get away with a lot of the lame kiddie shit. There were still a lot of young fans during the Attitude Era anyway
The fact that it is aimed at very young children now and the current fanbase supports 'good role models for kids' is the embarrassment compared to what it used to be
Bret Hart used to be the 'kids role model' and the crowd booed the shit out of him once Stone Cold showed up. Cena has been the kid's role model for over 10 years and the crowd boos the shit out of him too
>>825770
>hating on based BMJ
>being annoyed that a kids show isn't targeted at you
you might as well go and complain that spongebob isn't pushing the envelope enough
>>818486
Fuck ladder matches, they are too dangerous and should be a special once a decade kind of deal for specific performers.
Every fucking year at TLC someone gets injured
>>818507
If ADR were allowed to simply be himself as part of his character I think he would get over as a legit face big time.
>>825707
>muh solitude
>muh sitting on the porch, listening to country music
>little house on the prairie is the GOAT show
>i'm only doing wwe to get money for tattoo removal
>>825571
hes natty
>>826015
He's big into rave music tho
>>825797
>being a John 'doing it for the children' Cena mark
>implying Spongebob was ever targeted at adults
18+ kid
>>829346
He's big into Sable too
>>829424
First few seasons of Spongebob had a lot of shit for the parents to watch. Just because kids are the main demographic doesn't mean that have to be pandered to, kids are way smarter than a lot of shows give them credit for, and the ones that don't patronize them end up more successful with them AND with adults, case in point Avatar and most of the recent boom in animation.
>>829346
The nerdiest of all the rapid fire blip blop music. This is not to his advantage. I doubt Brock goes to raves, which would be his one saving grace.
>>829424
>implying I implied something I never did
wrestling hasn't been targeted at adults since about 2002, even the RA was for 14 year olds
what I'm saying is it's targeted at Kids now so the wrestlers should primarily appeal to them. doesn't mean you can't like it and like cesaro etc but you need to chill
This thread fills me with such contempt
I feel like we should go bully /co/ for facilitating this shit
>watches anime
>listens to k-pop
>crushing on Shinsuke Nakamura
Guess that nerd!
>>830273
the gimmick of sasha banks to get smarks to like her for $500 alex.
>>830006
Why? What's wrong with it?
why has no one mentioned brennan williams yet
hes a new wrestler who used to play football, and hes a weeb who loves video games
https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU
he fucking owns dakimakuras
>>830548
He used to post on /sp/
Didn't know he was wrestling now
>>818379
Blue Pants is patrician level nerd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Ibxi94taA
>>830618
> uses the word 'patrician' unironically
> likes meme pants
> is a tripfag
> is an OG aspie
You are even more of a fraggle than Steve
Filtered
>>830576
he also posted on woo
>>818379
Xavier Woods runs a lets play channel, and regularly plays the FF victory music.
John Cena watches anime.
Stardust is literally a comic book character. And wears gear based on comic book characters
>>829915
Could imagine running into Brock Lesnar at a rave?
>>830641
>filtering tripsfags because they have a different opinion than yours
Enjoying your hugbox fag? You may be better off on reddit or /woo/
>>831138
Brock Lesnar in a mosh pit is more appealing
>>825675
Those dimples, muh dick!
>>831155
>reddit or /woo/
Why would we want to go to a place with more of these cancerous tripfags?
>>818424
>beta
Didnt he chase down and apprehend a fucking home invader like a year ago?
>>825693
Based Randy. I wish I looked like that handsome motherfucker. Absolutely no homo.
>>831491
he did, granted the robber was like 5'5 100 pounds but im guessing bryan didnt know that and was just pissed and went after him. What pissed bryan off more was that it was things that were from his dad that had just recently passed so that got him double pissed.
>>818390
Is that you, Silas?
>>820369
I'm pretty sure it's because he tears into smarks who think they know shit about his business without being in it. He's pretty based in my eyes. Not a big fan of stardust, but Cody Rhodes is my nigga.
>>825075
Simon Gotch is a weeb?? Like Kenny Omega tier or what?
>>830788
>Xavier Woods Lets Play channel
post link
>>831388
Probably. He was the nerdiest black dude I've ever seen
>>834761
up up down down on youtube
>>831968
and hes a big wii u fan cant hate that.
>>834704
He's a weeb, alright.
Haven't you seen how much anime he posts on social media?
He also use to wrestle as a character named "Super Otaku" that I can't find any info or matches of, but Simon Gotch is what comes up when you search for it.
Balls Mahoney.
>>834704
>Kenny Omega tier
I don't think anyone is that tier
>moved to japan because of his love of japanese animes
>literally on a tv show where some guy called him a japanophile and he said sure
>spends all his time posting SFIV videos
>only bullet club member living permanently in japan
>>835459
Yo, he was on twitter a couple days ago asking about a good place to play SF4 and I found myself wondering if he fucking does anything else with his life. Like does he ever go hounding for pussy or is he like every other weeb who thirsts for Asians all the damn time?
>>825543
She kinda looked like a girl that liked me. Just that she didn't have a ass like aj lee
>>818417
Go watch Triple A or NJPW or just fuck off, you human embodiment of TNA.
>>818453
>quit wasting time and go blow some quads.
>>835565
>update
He showed up on Up Up Down Down baka
>>836833
>this triggered WWE mark
