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I watch raw every week and i subscribe to the wwe network. At this point i deserve to be called an autistic child for putting up with this shit. Wvery week i watch raw thinking "well, this was a waste of 3 hours of my life, but there's no way next week can be worse" but IT IS FUCKING WORSE EVERY WEEK. I understand that the wwe is trying to appeal to a wide, normie audience but at this point i dont think anyone can legitimately enjoy it. I dont want to be the person who says they can write it better, but there is no way vince, haitch, or anyone else in the company can possibly believe they are putting out a good product. At least when the wwe was shitty in the past it was because they were trying retarded, out of touch shit. Now they dont try at all. Do they really expect people to be excited for the main event of TLC after that shitty ending?

Im done with wwe. But it really doesnt matter. Either way, the wwe will kill pro wrestling within the decade.
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See you next week
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>>813554
Damnit.
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>>813538
>I understand that the wwe is trying to appeal to a wide, normie audience
They're not trying to appeal to anyone but Vince.
Vince doesn't care about marks or smarks.
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>>813538

Holy shit, do you spergbabies actually PAY money to watch Mandrama!?

This just keeps getting sadder... It's like our board got merged with R9K.
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>>813558
Much like how 4chan can't ever escape dumb frogposters like you, you'll never escape WWE.
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>>813776
That shit looks so gay
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This weeks RAW was possibly the worst I have ever seen. I had to laugh at how disinterested the crowd was and how they buried it with silence and boos.

And yeah WWE, Vince and Steph dont give a fuck about wrestling fans. They only try and appeal to soccer moms, children and people with cancer and in the process appeal to nobody.
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>>813794

RECORD

LOW

RATINGS
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Do people seriously think Raw was worse than last week? I thought it was decent.
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Genuinely felt like the episode was done in reverse, it's bizarre.
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>>813776

Your gif is gayer than anything you'll ever see in a pro-wrestling ring.
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>>813829

I don't think it was as bad as /asp/ made out but it was pretty shitty.
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>>813829

I think it was worse than 2.16.

>Decent

Please don't use this word so sparingly. Can you name 5...even just 3 decent things that happened in the entire show?
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>>813842

Honestly the only thing I enjoyed was Titus talking about how the star room is just a black sheet and Christmas lights but even that was barely more than a giggle.
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>>813845

You know RAW is shit when the only good thing about it was a 1 minute comedy skit.

Everything else was diarrhea.
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>>813842
The show was pretty OK up until the Lucha Dragons/New Day match and that finish just caused the show to fall off a cliff

Charlotte heeling it up on MizTV was alright but Ryback/Rusev was too short to mean anything
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>>813855
>The show was pretty OK

Literally what was okay about it? Did you enjoy the 40 minute 16 man tag? Did you enjoy Ziggler and Owens boring everyone to tears with their oh so indierific match?
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On >>813842
>cool opening segment
>League of Nations being based
>Flyback
>New Day/Team BAD
>Ambrose being cool and not a gurning retard
>One of Reigns' less embarrassing promos
Probably more but I'm not a faggot who makes notes.
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>>813858
Have to agree that match was just full of spots we've seen all fucking year. Good performers but I felt as though I'd seen the match 3 times before. Ziggler is done for me and KO needs a decent feud
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>>813845
That segment made me lol desu. Stardust's reply to Titus when he asked if he can read. Just a small thing but it gave me a chuckle. I wish they'd give supervillain Cody a real push because he's just funny, give him a US title run with Ascension helping him steal wins. Del Rio ain't doing shit with it.
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>>813858
> indierific

lol you've never watched anything besides WWE

How obvious can you get?
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>>813867

>Probably more

>Those reasons
>He actually thinks Deanetty walking to the ring and dumping popcorn on someone is based.

>One of Reigns' less embarrassing promos

Okay now you got me. 8/10 bait.
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>>813873

>You don't watch shows taped in front of 20 people

I don't see how that can be something to be proud off /asp/ie.
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>>813872

I only started watching again recently and it was only because I wanted to see what they are going to do with Golddust and Stardust, I'm pretty disappointed that it's apparently nothing.
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>he will continue to watch children's wrestling
>he will continue to shit on indies and puro
>he will not enjoy pro wrestling like we do
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>>813882
> "I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a WWE fan"

18+
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>>813884

Back to /wooo/ you neckbeard
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>>813886
I think watching just WWE is far more pathetic than watching stuff outside of it as well, bud
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>>813880
I didn't say based. It was cool to see him acting how he should. As for Roman's promo, he didn't stumble and he looked confident. That's enough to class it as one of his better promos, despite the shit material and his obsession with tater tots.

All in all, a load of minor moments served to make Raw pretty fun to watch, if not somewhat inconsequential/forgettable. What exactly was any better about last week's Raw? At least this week's felt slightly removed from the status quo.
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>>813892
>As for Roman's promo, he didn't stumble and he looked confident.

Go get your ears and eyes checked
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>>813891

If the alternative was any better I'd watch it but if spot monkeys like The Young Bucks are what get you excited about "wrestling" then you're too far gone.
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>>813899
> getting worked 'cause you weren't invited to the SUEPRKICK PARTY

RAW has consistently been the worst rasslin' show every week since like...2001

This year the only thing that even comes close to as bad as iMPACT! and even that had its moments
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>>813901

>le outlaw wrestling memes

Like I said, go back to woo you neckbeard.
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>>813892
> Ambrose being LE WACKY PRANKSTER is how he "should" act

How is it possible to be this wrong?
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>>813883
>apparently nothing.
Sums up the whole company right now.

There are no good feuds at the moment. Seriously, the best feud is probably Charlotte v Paige and they're both fucking heels and there was that horrible dead bro segment, but at least they're trying to tell a story there.
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>>813892
>As for Roman's promo, he didn't stumble and he looked confident.
What

He didn't stumble but looked anything but confident. His line delivery was slow and awkward, and the crowd was losing interest fast. Doesn't help that Sheamus is shit on the mic too.
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>>813903
He was calm yet confident. You prefer le gurning tongue man?
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>>813902
> outlaw

18+
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>>813907
I prefer the guy who almost tore William Regal's ear off
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>>813908

>outlaw wrestling
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>>813907
>He was calm yet confident

Hahaha top kek is that you Vince? Anyone other than Vince would have thought making potato jokes at an Irish man was evoking confidence.
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>>813908
> outlaw wrestling aficionados appropriating our memes
>>>/wew/
now
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>>813910
> only watching WWE's Exciting Action-Adventure Soap Opera Live Drama

literal #faget
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>>813911
>I can't read
18+
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>>813912
WWE isn't wrestling

Ask its owner, he'll tell you that himself
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>>813913
> outlaw wrestling
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>>813919
> fedoraposting

End of your rope already, huh?

> defending a company that denies that it is wrestling
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>>813920
> outlaw wrestling

> getting mad about hats
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>>813923
> he thinks I'm mad

You're so painfully uninspired.

Just remember that WWE isn't even a wrestling company.
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>>813914

>Praising Roman's promo last night

I'm not even one of those smark neckbeards who hate on him but that back and forth was woeful. I've seen much better middle school plays.
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>>813913

>Being proud of watching outlaw wrestling

How many 4XL Super Kick Party shirts do you own?
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>>813925
> outlaw wrestling

> i get mad when people talk about WWE on the /wwe/ board
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>>813930
Ah, so you're a functionally illiterate moron, got it

> WWE is, per its owner, not a wrestling company
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>tfw the money will never come
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I kinda agree it wasn't that bad, but it was still bad, and whoever said sheamus is bad on the mic doesn't know shit at least he looks like hes having fun or at least trying.
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>>813931
> outlaw wrestling

> if it isnt held in a school gym then it isnt 'wrestling'
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>>813927
> Being proud of watching WWE

It doesn't even want to admit it's a wrestling company
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>>813941
> outlaw wrestling

> 2015
> still getting worked because vince doesnt want to pay more tax and insurance to hold 'wrestling' events
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>>813939
lol fookin' ICW is pulling better houses than Smackdown tapings nowadays

Your wannabe-teledrama a shit
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>>813948
> getting worked by Vince deluding himself into thinking he's anything more than a carny rasslin' promoter

literal kek for the fantasies of a 70 year-old closet homo
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>>813950
Sauce
> inb4 a single Grado homecoming event

> outlaw wrestling
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>>813951
> WWE isnt a wrestling company
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>>813952
> Grado outdraws Smackdown
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>>813956
I'm only quoting what Vince said buddy
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>>813958
Im not your 'buddy', pal
> i believe vince and quote him when the narrative suits mine
> outlaw wrestling
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>>813838

>athletic competition

> Gay

> fawning over greased up actors

> pure alpha


Outside of repressed homosexuality and a room temperature IQ, what makes you a Mandrama fan?
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>>813965
> only watching a company that's ashamed to admit that it's wrestling

I'd feel sorry for you if your own ignorance wasn't exactly the punishment you deserved

Enjoy your faux-hardcore Reigns vs. Sheamus PAY-PER-VIEW MAIN EVENT
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>>813974
> i pretend to feel pity for people online that dont watch my patrician high school gym wrestling to make myself feel better
> outlaw wrestling
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>>813984
> I think all non-WWE only happens in high school gyms

You're so precious.

At the rate WWE is tanking it'll be lucky to fill one
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>>813985
> you're so precious
> outlaw wrestling
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>>813985
What is the number 2 biggest wrestling company in the world?
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>>813971

You just posted two men dry humping each other on the mat then you have the audacity to call us gay?
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>>813956
Ask Vince and he'll ram up his geriatric foot up your ass if you implying WWE is a wrestling promotion and not a global entertainment company
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>>813994
NJPW
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wow, first time on /asp/ and it is actually more autistic than /vp/
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>>814036

>Don't know what /vp/ is
>Pokemon
>(you) calling anyone autistic
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>>814007
How many people attended WK9 aka their Wrestlemania type event?
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>>814101
36K
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>>813838
>>813797
I know right? The way those ceiling lights came down and raped that guy's spine totally triggered me.
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>>814109
> 36,000
> (packed)

The state of gook wrestling
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>>814122
you ok there, tater tot?
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>>813867
>One of Reigns' less embarrassing promos

really? I thought it was one of his worst.
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>>814157
It was cringeworthy as fuck, like most of his promos, but at least he didn't stumble over half of his lines this time around, so that's a slight improvement.
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>>814157
Worse than his recent one on Wyatt? Worse than deglare? Worse than any of the promos where he has a panic attack? He seemed to be having fun last night and in my opinion that makes it at least a little better than most of his promos. The tater tots thing wasn't even that bad to begin with, just a shame that the fans decided to chant it, giving Reigns carte blanche to batter it to death.
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>>813999
>>813999

Fact; every one of your greased up wrassleheros have gone gay for pay to afford the steroids needed for this freakshow.

Fact; When you soggy manboobs get excited over one of these wrestlers looks and body and "charisma" you are giving away how much you want to suck them off.

You people are pathetic. Go back to R9K
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>>814373
You hate wrestling yet you post in a wrestling thread on the wrestling board...

You're not retarded are you?
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>>813901
RAW WAS GOOD AFTER 2001 what are you talking about man
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>>813538
why do you peole watch it live? i just download it the next day and skip until i find someone/something i like. it makes RAW 25 minutes
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>>813985
36000 packed
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>>813538
Naw man, football is where it's at
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>>813538
i know anon but soccer is still better
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>>814727
Football is where it's at
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FOOTBALL
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>>814382
BTFO
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