https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezrhITSCm4k
why couldn't we have stuck shitty byron on shitty smackdown
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TIME FOR A SURVEY
>Are you fat?
>Are you a Kevin Owens fan?
first for boring fatty
>it's a dolph ziggler match
Inb4 bliss
>Le crazy ice bin
>>811995
Yes
Yes
Someone was complaining about how they don't do motion graphics for matches anymore, looks like someone listened to you pham.
>they're are 2 hours of RAW left
>>811995
no
yes
>>811995
No
No
>>811995
>165lbs
>Yes i am an owens fan
>>811995
yes
...yes
Where the fuck is this RAW? This crowd is dead as fuck.
>Ziggler is spending his birthday being filmed eating popcorn and drinking soda while watching a television less than 2 feet away
EVERY FUCKING WEEK. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEEK MY DAD AND BROTHER COME INTO MY ROOM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT WRESTLING AND SHIT TALK ME
AND OF COURSE THE MOMENT THEY DECIDE TO BARGE INTO MY ROOM IS THE MOMENT BREEZE IS WALKING DOWN THE RAMP WITH HIS SELFIE STICK
THEN MY DAD HAS THE NERVE TO SAY "I KNEW YOU WERE GAY WATCHING THIS SHIT"
FUCK OFF
>>811995
No
Yes
>there are britons awake right now
>this is the highlight of their day
>they looked forward to this all day and night long
>now they are watching yet another ziggler owens matchup
>their mothers are up crying wishing they would get a job and go to sleep
post your face when you realized britons watching raw are THIS pathetic
>It's a Kevin Owens is pretending to have charisma match
>>811995
no
no
>>811992
He used to store baseball cards
>>811995
Yes
No
Quick Somebody post Bayley Tits.
>>811995
No
Yes
>its cold and I have no one to cuddle with.
>>812011
Sir that was ambrose
Would you rather have your testicles removed or watch another Ziggler-Breeze match?
>Prince Pretty will never fuck your boipussy
>>811995
Sweden
Yes
>>812027
Goddamn, where is my mind at?
I'm just tired
Forgive me
>>812029
watch another Ziggler-Breeze match
>>811995
no
yes
>>811995
No
I'm not 100% sold yet
This match has literally just been rest holds and fake pretend mat "wrestling"
REDDIT OWENS REDDIT
>>812012
you should lock your door next time
>>811995
Being Lanky/Boney is just as bad/no life as a fat ass
>>812012
I missed you last week :(
>>812023
dem juggs
Is it me or are we all burnt out from that first match?
>>811995
>yes
>not really, sort of, sort of not
>>812029
Hard mode:
Have your testicles removed or watch another Ramen vs Beeg match?
>>812029
testicles removed
>>812030
>You will never fuck Prince Pretty's boipussy
>>811999
>tfw I only stay for the pokepals
Is anyone even enjoying this match?
>>812012
>not having a BASED Dad that watches Raw with you every week
>>812048
moar
>>812048
wait i though bayley was all ass but she's got great boobs as well?
>>812055
What is there to enjoy? I like Owens but Ziggler is so awful
>>811995
No
Yes
>>812061
>Hurr it's Ziggler's fault
Owens is also garbage.
>>812054
dont be like that its cold and im lonely :c
>>812026
lets bundle up
>>812048
>dat face though
>summer rae 2.0
>>812043
You do know no one actually says that anymore, right?
>>812059
shes everything bruh, thats why shes my waifu.
>dolph ziggler is this generation's shawn michaels
kek, millennials are just pathetic
>>812067
>implying Summer's face is even near that bad
>breeze will interfere
>>812070
Are you kidding? I constantly use it making fun of fat people
>>812073
breh, her forehead is giant. Looks like a bent knee.
>>812072
But Ziggler is the one shitting on millennials.
>SHAOW ME SOMETHING
This match is so boring and shit. Why is Tyler Breeze even at ring side?
The only thing I like about Owens is his in ring shit talk
>owens offense consists of him dropping his fatass body on someone
I'm falling asleep watching this
and they're trying, I'll acknowledge that, but fuck, this needs to end now.
>>812048
more please. I never see any good shots of those wonder puppies.
This is so fucking boring
Ziggler is either dead or he's overselling again
>>812081
I thought you said Sandow
Which reminds me, is he still employed?
POST BAYLEY SAVE THIS THREAD
>>812053
>>812054
its fun to shitpost with you guys
>>812078
and bayley's chin is massive
>>812059
the tights squish them
This match was a mistake.
>>812065
I wish we could :3
>>812099
>Bay Leno
>Attractive
As bad as RAW has been, the Monday Night Football game has been worse
And now we're going to have the fucking Diva's nonsense again. Or something else retarded.
I dont even know why Im watching today
>>812053
Only thing worth it on days like this
>>812099
they both would look a lot better if headless
>>812099
I think they're both attractive, but in a fight of spooky facial features bayley is definitely worse
>>811985
>there are people here who are literally still fans of WWE
>they actually spend time watching their current shows
>>812093
She looks like Jay Leno with make up on.
It's such a shame she's been cursed with that ugly face.
>>812103
She's no Trish I'll give you that, but to say she isn't cute is being ridiculous
>This match is still going
>>812099
Virgins are always like that, acting like they have standards.
They'd fuck Nia Jax no questions asked on the spot.
>ywn sit backstage and eat snacks with Ambrose
>Kevin Owens is a good "wrestler"
Just got home. What have I missed?
Haha, he's eating popcorn! What an absolute crazy unstable madman! Stone Cold! Stone Cold! Stone Cold!
>>812116
its ok he is trying to be edgy on an anonymous image board
>>812122
16 man tag
>>812122
64 man tag team match. Not even kidding
>>812102
Jessie best poke girl
Will Ziggler just shut up and get injured already?
>>812122
Nothing
When is CM Punk coming back to save Raw?
>An hour and 10 of show
>Only two matches
Trying to squeeze the fuck out of them, huh?
>Tyler vs. Dolph is a feud that is still going on
So whats the change Meltzer alluded to?
Longer boring matches?
>>812134
Actual matches is pretty good
>>812134
they blew their load at the beginning
Holy fuck why is this match still going?
>>812121
This isn't a 'wrestling' show, it's sports entertainment for kids
>>812138
Probably shoving Roman and co. into the beginning match
>>812113
>jealous no one wants to cuddle or be cute with him
its okay senpai you can let us know if youre hurt we wont bully
>>812134
This is how it was done every month at MSG back in the WWWF days.
Jesus fuck this is ridiculous, we dont need matches going on 30 minutes where its just finisher, kick out, lay around for 5 minutes, repeat.
If this match lasts through another commercial break, I swear I'm changing the channel.
SUPERKICK PARTY!
>>812138
they are apparently going to work the right instead of the left
also, the new Raw GM will be Frank Stallone
What happened at the beginning of Raw?
these superkicks are sooooo bad. Most barley hit the chest
>>812143
They've been given over 10 minutes and this match is literal dog shit.
>>812132
He was smart enough to jump off the sinking ship right before it sank
>>812153
Hulk Hogan almost came back.
I bet Vince only put the Roman match at the start of the show because he knows that people tune out towards the 3rd hour
Ziggler loses again
>>812156
Dolph's fault to be honest familia, nigga is just rolling with the punches lately
>>812153
25 man tag match. No I'm not kidding
I think vince has actually lost his mind
>dean not throwing the popcorn and drink everywhere
Owens sees popcorn
>Owens is enraged.
Im considering to start watching Lucha Underground. what does /asp/ reccomends.
ALSO BRING BACK THE FLAGS
why bring the soda after the match?
shouldnt he have had it bef
nvm im going to bed
Eat Owens Eat
OWENS FUKKEN REKT
M A D M A N
A
D
M A N
A
N
>>812153
47 man tag
Eat the popcorn off the the ring
How will Ambrose put over Owens on Sunday?
>>812160
He did, didn't you see Benoit give him the Crossface until Cm Punk and Owen Hart helped him out?
>Soda hurts your eyes
>This is a PG Lunatic
>ambrose
>good guy
Soda truck when?
dean ambrose fucking sucks
>Le spooky jobbers
So can someone, anyone, tell me what the logic of having Tyler Breeze at ring side was for this match? To remind people that he still exists?
So KO confirmed for losing?
>not doing anything of value with the title
>Dean lost last PPV
>no face left on the roster to challenge Owens
>>812185
Go throw some sugar water in your eyes and see what happens m8
Bray Wyatt wearing Hawain Tropic Shirts. cant take him seriously
>tfw my girlfriend feels the need to talk about how sexy ambrose is everytime we watch raw together
god damn look at the size of that booger
>>812172
Flags were fucking stupid, what's the point
>>812181
>How will Ambrose put over Anyone expect Luke Harper on Sunday?
The question explains itself.
boy we sure needed the soda replay!
not even a stipulation in IC match at TLC
>Whos booking?
muting raw makes it better holy shit
>it's a Wyatts-Dudleys feud
>why
>>812199
just talk about how sexxi sasha is
So was Ambrose's music SUPPOSED to play, or was it a botch and they just played it off by having Ambrose get out there quicker than planned and Owens was smart and yelled about it?
>>812196
nah KO will go over dirty. Deanetty never wins anything important because hes shit
time to fap.
>>812196
>Dean lost last PPV
You what? didn't Dean beat him clean in the semi-final match?
BOSS
>Team NIG
>>812199
what is it with women and him ffs
>SASHA
>Balding Alien
BASED BOSS
MUH DIK
piss break
>>812209
I can't handle it senpai
i hate anything divas
but why do i like sasha
why
minus the fact id put my tongue inside her ass
>>812118
I would too even if it meant a crushed pelvis.
>>812209
>Trying to make her think hes gay
>gimmick is to be scary
>loses every match
>Divashit
And that's where I draw the line for tonight. Hope next week is better, I'm out.
>>812199
Dump her for having shit taste. You can do better
HNGGGG NEED CAPS OF THOSE THICK BIDDIES IN SASHA BANKS GEAR
>>812212
not everything is a botch shitlord
>>812130
hes pissed he got his dad fired from NXT
>who SASHA here?
>>812216
Ramen beat Ambrose in a title match though
I kind of do hope Ambrose wins so he can finally do his own fucking thing instead of being Roman's sidekick
>>812230
Its okay because dreamer is jobbing to braunk
Shash "My pop is as great as Eva Marie's wrestling skills" Banks.
>>812229
idk all divas are pretty shit right now
>>812238
>Team BAD vs Team Bella
Well who's a heel or face
Divas confuse me
>>812238
Here fām
>>812199
is she secretly a dude?
>>812244
Poor guy, getting made fun of by Big E just cause you wanted a picture lal
>>812238
>WWE Diva/Horse
THAT FOREST MOVIE LOOKS SCARY
>>812236
I know that friend. Just asking. Seemed like it could have gone either way.
>shilling Lana that hard
>>812239
dean will win an outlaw title this year.
When you realize two memes are fighting for the Diva's Championship as apposed to Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch.
>>812238
>Post yfw Miz TV with harlotte is the main event.
>>812238
ayy
What is the point of these random Diva matches?
You can only do the same combination so many times
>crowd literally quieter than silence
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SO HARD TO WATCH
>Miz trying to make Neville unvanilla
>Neville and Miz backstage promo
What about the BOSS match?
>>812263
WOMAN POWER!
OH SHIT CHRIS JERICHO IS BACK
The man that crowds forgot
>>812259
wouldnt even surprise me
Even le flippy manlet doesn't want to be there.
>>812245
They keep changing the devas heel and face every 2 weeks for some reason
>>812270
Now that's nepotism.
brinkley BLOWN OUT
Cringe
>sasha licking her lips
who /UNITY/ here?
I miss NIkki's gyrating
>>812263
Sasha Banks has amazing tits
>>812272
There are no faces and heels in the divas division
They're all catty bitches
I fucking hate this whole
>About to say a curse word
>Somebody stops them from saying a curse word
>DIS IS PG
COME ONNN BRIEEEEE
YEWNNNNEEEETTYYYYYYYYYYYY
Was that a sorry excuse for a Face Turn? Who's booking this shit?
>Trying this hard to be the female New Day
This is the first time I've found Sasha attractive.
>>812280
man hands
Are they saying Deanetty?
>>812289
Its pretty pathetic
Bellas turn more than the Big Show
>Mfw this match goes 30 minutes
Sasha Banks > all other Divas
![rickjames-ft[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QvpEyew.jpg "rickjames-ft[1].jpg")
>UNITY
What was up with the screen going black for a sec
>>812305
vagoo
had enough of this shit show
good night /asp/ies
>The Bellas
>Alicia Fox
>>812301
Becky > Sasha > All other Divas
the fuck happen to Alica's hair? looks like her hairline went farther back than I remember
>>812305
Puffy vulva
>>812305
Oh god
I thought that was my cable or something
>>812305
Naomi got too close
>>812292
>man hands
<tipping increases>
>>812314
shes trying to match sasha
Do you think SASHA would cross race lines to be with a skinny white guy?
I'm probably alone here but Nikki Bella is the hottest diva. Don't even care how much of her is plastic
Dem hips
>>812314
It's like she got an undercut but only in the front.
>That botch
>RAW only half over
sasha sex tape when
>>812280
mostly the top.
>>812323
she's fucking an asian
>>812314
>the fuck happen to Alica's hair?
Yeah. She looks too black now.
SHE CALLS IT THE REAR VIEW
>>812332
probably as bad as batistas daughters
>>812313
>Becky over Sasha
Really?
