Get in here
ready for this monday's re-run of the same shit every week, lets go /asp/
How would you guys feel if this happens?
>>811152
Same as the ratings. Down.
>>811152
I legit wouldn't watch until he dropped it. I'm not joking when I say this either.
>Rusev vs Ryback again
>Ric Flair being dragged out every week to get Charlotte over
who /a/ here?
>>811150
>>811161
Right here senpai.
I wish I had plans instead of being stuck watching Raw tbhfam
SHAME US
>>811174
Same senpai
>tfw watching Hockey and WWE
tfw I'm at work and don't have to actually watch this shit
Who /mu/
>>811161
here
AND FROM bulgaria RUUUISEVVBB
The fuck?
We don't even get to see a proper LON first intro?
This music is based
>new theme music
Which one of the threads is the Trip fag circle jerk. I need to know which one to avoid
What faggy music.
>>811185
/mu/ /int/ /asp/ /tg/ and /sp/ here.
Favorite Album of 2015?
>>811161
Right here
RAW
IS
BORE
Who /drinkingSurge/ here?
>>811197
>pic related
>Let's get the 3 most boring wrestlers on the roster and make them the centrepiece
I miss my pokepals
>>811188
why arent you on steam dork?
And the crowd goes mild
>>811198
>tfw off the boat
Mexamerica btfo
>Mexico
MEXIMERICA DROPPED
>Forcing this Sheamus 5:15 shit down our throats
Vince really is treating the fans as retards.
>those boos for mexico
Booooo, these guys are from different countries than us BOOOO
Somebody said there would changes to raw in the last thread.
Raw starts out with the exact same shitty promo. This is déjà bullshit
god damn this immigration angle is such shit
>le anti-america gimmick
Every fucking year
I MEAN COME ON IT'S 2015
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
It's the current year, guys
>>811222
What? Explain.
>piping in crowd chants
2015
>another everyone against america angle.
jesus christ, i'm gone for 2 weeks and raw has actually gotten worst.
what is the meaning of the 5:15?
>>811219
Best feeling in the world
>this crowd
the usos not americans baka
Cant wait for cena to beat them.
Oh God, they're descending to foreign heel stable.
If they give Roman an All-American Angle now, I'm going to be extremely upset.
>>811246
Ramen Rains only had the title for 5:15 before Sheamus cashed in
>le jobber family
Oh
>Wyatt Family
What
>Le Anti-America gimmick at all times in ever single era
Does Vince jerk off to this?
DEA-
OH SHIT! PLOT TWIST
Wait, Wyatts are faces now...?
Wyatts?
>>811246
Roman's title reign lasted 5 minutes and 15 seconds
WYATT TIME
Fuck, I'm marking for Wyatts vs the League
FACE TURN
IM MARKING
Wow shit crowd tonight
>Bryans over not the chant
>>811246
How long the average person watches Raw without changing the channel.
>>811246
SHEAMUS 5:15 SAYS I JUST BROGUED YOUR ASS
Wyatt face turn?
Ok, let's see where this goes..
>WWE's fallback for booking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtHXC-JOX8
>no jack swagger push
What the fuck is the Jobber Family doing here?
Ugh, meme chants begin
>this is all my world
>i just allow everyone to beat me
>vince figured all the hicks in nc would like his wyatt man.
FACE TURN!
I love you Brayy
Straight markin'
what the fuck? What happened to their fued with ECW? What the fuck happened to Meximerica? I'm actually numb. help me. please.
>>811290
Turning face
Im really okay with this feud
CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>aaaaand raw is shit again
>still have an "authority" angle 15 years later
>still have a group of non-Americans 15 years later
>now trying to rehash Austin 3:16
Why is the WWE so shit?
BRAY
FACE
TURN
U
R
N
>Dudley Boyz
BUT WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON?!
Aaaaaand RUINED
Ruined
Triple Threat tag match main event
inb4 sandman
>still no spike dudley
>>811146
>barret got surprised by the pyro.
ECW ECW ECW ECW ECW
>Dudley Borez
What the fuck is this mess?
>EXTREEEEEME
ayy
RVD RVD RVD RVD
>>811316
>inb4 RVD
Fixed it for you
Sandman incoming
HOLD UP PLAYA
le extreme me me
fuck man didn you hear its 2015
>tw-twelve man tag match b-brother
s-spike?
Spike Dudly confirmed
God, Bray is so fucking good at talking when he's not saying random cryptic bullshit
>>811296
>NC
And here are the worn out dudleys that undermine that entire segment and kill its hype.
Big Dick Dudley incoming
No reaction-o
RHYNO
SUCKIN' DICK YEAH
Oh hi Rhyno.
>rhyno
hahahaha
FUCKING RHYNO
Oh, it's Rhynoc.
Rhyno and the crowd goes mild
>Ruino
what is with these 4man teams?
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH
SUCKIN A DICK
>Rhyno
Okay
>>811323
18+
Oh it's Rhyno
man survivor series is going to be great
rhyno......oh...okay..
AND ROMAN. FUCK IT. THROW EVERYONE IN THE FUED. WE DON'T CARE ANYMORE. ALL IS LOST.
>16 man tag
Welp, segment ruined
>People actually marking out for Roman
Its over, people love him. He is the new face of the company
>16 men tag team match
>Rhyno
I'm okay with this
Also they're building up Survivor Series really well
>>811238
Trying to force Sheamus 5:15 is like trying to make the new Austin 3:16 in a dumb way, its not selling or giving any ratings to the show, if anything it looks retarded, what's the fucking point?
AAAAH SHIT
MARKING OUT
Somewhere, teddy long is having a nosebleed.
>NXT man
HOLD ON A SECOND PLAYA'!
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
No... seriously... couldn't we have just kept it as the Wyatts vs. League of Nations? For fuck's sake Vince.
>Roman Reigns
Welp, back to football
16 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA
>there will never be a ISIS plot ever in the wwe
>>811364
Those 8 man tags really needed some sprucing up.
Where the fuck was this at survivor series?
HOLD ON PLAYA
THIS HERE BOUT TO BE AN ENTIRE-ROSTER-TAG-MATCH
Holla holla
WERE GOING TO HAVE OUR SELVES AN OLD FASHION BATTLE ROYAL- MAIN EVENT
cool get all these hacks that i cant stand into one fued
im ok with this
STABLE FIGHT!!!!'
>vince tells commentary to hype the shit out of rhyno
Very suprised.
>oh dont forget reigns hes cool too
This man.
This Vincent Kennedy McMahon
I'm glad Ambrose is having fun
>Roman
Damn I was almost interested.
What a clusterfuck
>COMMERCIAL
>>811332
>SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH PLAYA
>>811362
kek
>lets bring out the entire roster in the first 15 mins
>>811362
topkek
alright fucking gay as hell now
>What if, guys just listen, what if I put, Guys shut up just listen. What if I put...EVERYONE in the ring!
- Vince, last night.
At least theyre TRYING to draw ratings here.
OMG! OMG YOU GUYS!
IT'S RHYNO!
HE'S BACK!
>Wyatts vs LON
Oh hey something interesting
>ECW oldfucks
nevermind
I 100% honestly didnt know who it was when Reigns music hit. Either a brain fart or I really dont give a shit about him
This coming from someone that watches wrestling every week
HERE WE FUCKING LADS
FINALLY they're debuting more NXT guys
SIXTEEN MAN TAG MATCH
LMAO DOING THIS SHIT AFTER SURVIVOR SERIES IS OVER
What a cluster fuck
>rhyno
Im pleasantly suprised
>ruining the wyatts face turn
LOLWWE
EWWLOL
>>811420
Somewhere Teddy Long is rolling naked on replica tag team belts masturbating furiously covered in baby oil. He's approaching his final form.
SIXTEEN MAN TAG TEAM MATCHUP PLAYA PLAYA
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZED THERE ARE BRITONS AWAKE RIGHT NOW WATCHING THIS BULLSHIT AT 3AM
>>811362
>WWE in charge of booking this at the right time
All the ecw old timers left and they went with the most predictable one. Bummer.
>>811417
You might just be retarded. Even if you don't care you should know his theme, especially since it's just a chopped version of the SHIELD theme
>>811420
>Caring about "NXT guys"
>this could've just been a Wyatts vs League of Nations Promo that eventually leads to them becoming face/anti-hero
>but that clusterfuck of a segment happened instead
JUST
Why wasn't this the survivor series promo? fucks sake WWE
Raw is already making me sad....
Guys, raw is actually looking good
How does that make you
>feel
>For one second I actually thought Bray had turned face
REMOVE SAMOAN
>>811444
PLAYA
What the fuck was that.
Im surprised they didn't throw New Day out too.
>>811161
All of us /a/ senpai
>>811188
Oh shit, Ecuador
>>811426
Seriously wtf
it was a hype moment and they run it into the ground trying to shove other stables down our throat.
Debuting Rhyno at a later date would have been smarter to be honest family
>>811432
its only 1:15am senpai
>>811451
Vince got us good, familia
Welp, lads, it's a good thing I bought booze during the pre-show so I can black this clusterfuck out of my brain.
>>811443
i thought the wyatts were done with all this
face, heel, authority, titles, all of it
i thought they were going to just start destroying all material things along with all hopes and aspirations
>>811417
>someone that watches wrestling every week
You must have some severe amnesia to not recognize Roman's theme by now given that he never gets jobber entranced ever.
wyatt face would have been awesome
and new jack wasnt the mystery new member
fuck this raw
>>811444
PLAYA
>>811446
Wrong priorities. Also, Seth's injury probably messing stuff up.
>>811459
Go to sleep.
>that dean alberto botch as soon as we get back from commercial
Wait, what the fuck is going on now?
>>811443
u forgot what u were watching for a second? They never do anything good
>16-man Fatal-Four-Way Elimination
What.
>4 factions
>fatal four way tag match
Is this the fucking attitude era?
I kind of like it
>Ambrose and Del Rio already botching
>>811443
Was pretty stoked. Bubba coming out killed it, Rhyno brought it back up then bbygurl just made me turn off the tube.
>>811432
1am, actually, you silly billy
I've stayed up until 5am watching PPV's and jesus fucking christ I've never felt so dissapointed
What a clusterfuck
AM I REALLY WATCHING RAW ?
>roster thin due to injury
>LET'S PUT EVERYONE IN THE SAME MATCH!!!
>what will we do the rest of the show?
>WHO CARES???
So are we going to see zack Ryder tonight?
>>811474
I have no fucking clue either senpai.
>LON opening the show
>Alright
>Suddenly Wyatts
>Bray getting a good reaction from the crowd
>Based face turn to get him out of his slump his been in.
>Suddenly old ECW farts with Rhyno
>Suddenly Roman Reigns
How is it possible to kill someone's hype this fast?
>>811485
>everyone gets injured due to botches
>yfw Roman goes over all of them
>>811477
4 sides
16 niggas
cmon playa
>>811471
i wish i could
Does this match open up the floor for a Ryder-Bo match?
FUCKING HYPE
Who's gone first boys? I'm betting rhyno
>>811485
>Implying there wont be a dq and they wont wrestle again
>>811485
IDIOT, the match is 3 hours long.
>>811485
well we know that for some reason this is going to lead to a roman reigns main event
which will end with a dirty finish
>16 man tag match to open RAW
Hahaha I'm out
Peace faggots
>16 man match
>everyone not starting at 1 HP
TABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS MORE LIKE STABLES LADDERS AND CHAIRS AMIRITE?
>no new day
So over/under Reigns getting 50% of the eliminations in this match?
>>811485
3 New Day segments?
>tommy dreamers pants
So what did I miss in the first 20 minutes? I was watching a car chase on /sp/
This isn't worth it, I'm going to bed.
>>811515
I'll take the over
Should I go smoke a bowl or continue to watch this
Can we take a second to admire Dreamer's polkadot pants
It's best that they stayed away from this clusterfuck, even Vince ain't that dumb.
Dreamer looks like he just came out of his part time gig as a clown.
What was the logic in uso saving rusev?
nothing is done right here
even rhynos raw return
hes just a small mark in a whole mass of bodies
>>811432
I just woke up actually. Had a few hours sleep.
>>811521
16-man tag match.
Did anyone spot the /asp/ sign?
you know teddy's jerking off somewhere to this
>mfw Reigns overcomes the odds and wins a 1 vs 12
>>811521
Not really, it would have been the same if you started watching after the show came back from the commercial break.
DREAMER WHAT THE FUCK
STOP TRYING TO GET MORE CONCUSSIONS
aside from stupid gimmick matches like "viagra on a pole" a 4 way tag match is probably one of the worst types of matches.
It doesn't make any sense. The interference would be too much and too consistent for one ref to track. If a guy goes into any corner everyone should beat on him. If someone goes out of the ring everyone should beat on him.
It's too stupid.
>big motherfucker's nose is bloodied
>tfw no A+ player
;__;
>>811495
Rhyno got a decent pop and commentary hype which i find intriguing but its all pissed away anyways.
how exactly did dreamer get hurt by..nvm im getting ready for bed
>using a divas spot
Any good streams?
>>811408
Not sure what creatives plan was
>one of the Usos clearly counting during that spot
FUCKING WHAT
>>811514
this to be honest, famaily
>>811536
don't forgot to add it actually was starting off promising as well
They almost had something with the Wyatts fucking up everyone but then they ruined it
>>811539
BALEE
