>play fighting with my dog
>i grab it from behind
>it does a forward roll to escape my grip
>people with mma experience still can't escape a rear grab
Why do animals naturally know how to fight where as humans have to learn it
>rear grab
MMA is just as homo as wrestling
>>809665
> rear grabbing a dog
Why are all you MMGay fags so bent?
>>809665
>>it does a forward roll to escape my grip
If only my dogs were that good at martial arts.
MMA against doges.
Doges try to bite limbs, strikes to the legs are allowed, but it seems like they forget that unless I throw some kicks.
Doge_001:
>has more stamina than Doge_002
>isn't as fast as Doge_002
>is kind of like a Brawler
https://vimeo.com/148017297
>>809755
Doge_002:
>is faster than Doge_001
>doesn't have as much stamina as Doge_001
>is kind of like a Swarm fighter
https://vimeo.com/148018934
>>809755
>>809765
I find that trying to go for a paw bar can very well get my ass bit.
A rear paw leg lock is kind of awkward.
I find getting the guillotine kind of difficult because of doge anatomy, they can backpedal and slip out easily because of it.
After establishing side control, I find the side double leg is easy to pull off.
I don't remember why, but I think I found getting the rear leg lock difficult to pull off.
>>809665
As a dog I can tell you your mistake is:
>having long stick-like limbs
>small head with puny teeth
>wearing clothes
>washing too much
I still like you though.
>>809773
>>wearing clothes
Says the faggot with a fucking fur coat on 24/7.
>dat double leg
Parkour works pretty well against common dogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA6DGPoGJnM
>>810351
I didnt see any dogs
>>809665
Stop fucking doges. Also >>>/trash/
>>809665
I can see his penis.
>>810670
I tried a new leg sweep on my 17 year old dog the other day. I just meant to slip my leg behinds hers as more of a stretch not to make contact. She startled instead and ended up cleaning onto her back and crying.
Crushing regret. She walked it off tho.
>>810678
>my 17 year old dog
>>810687
Yea. Good innings for sure especially for a collie.
>>809665
As a red belt in GJJ, I agree.
>>810670
confirmed for never seeing a dog penis
>>809665
>physically abusing my dog
>>810678
You're a fucking asshole and I should foot sweep you for being mean to your dog
>>810877
Denying your dog a play fight is like denying it food, if they didn't want to fight they wouldn't be naturals at it
>grappling with doge
nigga i practice striking with mine.
>taught him to go for the throat.
>taught him how to get past an arm block
>taught him positioning so he goes perpendicular to opponent
he only weighs 40 kilos. no way he can grapple well enough.
might as well teach him to go fast and for the kill shot
>>815322
>nigga i practice striking with mine.
>not MMA
>might as well teach him to go fast and for the kill shot
Sounds like a good way to get your dog put down.
>>809665
>Why do animals naturally know how to fight where as humans have to learn it
They don't. They still learn how to fight. Just watch a bunch of puppies or kittens "play" with each other.
