Jackie Chan while
>he has a mop and a bucket
>in a tables, ladders, chairs and ropes factory
>while holding a baby
>his kung-fu master just died
>his love interest is watching
>he just had an inspirational vision about his dead grandfather
>his comic relief friend is trying to help
>he's wearing 4 layers of baggy jackets
>he's drunk and smiling
>he wants no trouble
vs John Cena, fighting for the WWE United States Championship
I reckon Jackie Chan in this one via K.O.
Although he can't see John Cena, he will use his Kung Fu Asian sense to just kick every square inch of air until he hit Cena.
>>809330
who's this semen demon?
>>809367
It's Skrillex
>>809365
7/10 you got a chuckle
>>809367
Jet Li
>>809370
>>809569
It's not Bruce Lee's son?
If he was facing John Cena at Summerslam he would win, but since he isn't I'll go with Cena. He might win a battle, but he won't win the feud
>32 mins in the match
>hit john cena with a mop and bucket signature move
>john cena kicks out at 2.5
>>809330
I want to see John Cena Five Knuckle Shuffle the baby
>>809330
In his prime age, it would a great match, but current age, this dude has broken so many time, I'm surprised he haven't resorted to morphine to ease his pains, even a part of his skull is vulnerable due to old stunt injuries.
