>>803194
Watching Raw is like watching a dragon try to blow out birthday candles.
ayy lmao
Pokepals where are you?
Where is Kevin Owens?
Seriously. What the fuck is going on?
Who /LeagueOfNations/ here?
STOP
SHITTING
ON
STARDUST
>>803216
here
We sub 2 rating now
requesting picture of adam roses face coming out from the rose
>>803218
>Where is Kevin Owens?
I told you to check the cafeteria bro! If not just check McDonalds or Burger King.
>>803219
Reporting.
>>803218
JESUS CHRIST HE OVERATE AND COULDN'T BE WEDGE OUT OF HIS HOTEL ROOM DOOR
THERE ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
>>803218
>H-HEY VINCE, YOU WANT BETTER RATINGS
>*Takes a week off*
>Y-YOU LIKE THAT
RIP Brisco
>>803218
HE'S THE 5TH MAN MAGGLE
OWENS IS THE 5TH MAN
>SPACE NIGGER
BEST SEGMENT AGAIN
A 20 on 20 tag team match!!!
>>803216
I HOPE AUDINO HEALS SETH, SO HE CAN RETURN AND MAKE RAW WATCHABLE AGAIN
>Cesaro isn't part of League of Nations
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>803236
holy shit is that tommy fucking dreamer?
how was the pop when he came back?
>>803253
Pretty good.
Why is Del Rio so pissed off?
>not bringing back tommy dreamer when they go to philly in two weeks
dum
Roman got a jobber entrance.
>>803253
It was a snorefest. no one wants to see a spray tanned old man
>>803253
Tepid.
Good fortune will come your way if you can answer this trivia question: which ppv had the slogan of face your fear?
>>803253
crickets
>>803240
BUT WHOSH SIDE IZZY AWWWNN?
I miss Finley
>>803253
It was alright until reality settled in.
GOAT Stable
LON look pretty based on the ramp desu
>>803253
Pretty good, loads of ECW chants.
League of Nations
lol
del rio so not into this angle.
>top kek
>just turn back in to the E after months
>the osos are in the main event
Please tell me the face situation isnt as bad as it appears
AYYYYYYY IT'S A NEW DAY YES IT IS
>>803218
>>803229
>>803231
>>803236
Reminder that there are SIX wrestlers in this match pulling Double duty.
Think about that as you go 'Blank shouldn't be over'
>Dean "I got jobber entranced" Ambrose.
>more New Day
>>803257
They probably brought him back now to sell tickets.
>New Day every hour
They are desperate for ratings
>>803256
He's heel
They already cut the music off dummy.
>New day four times in one night
>>803269
the muscular big guys will still lose to the tatted hawaiians and the poor little white boy
>>803253
mild
>>803282
New Day is not a draw.
Wait, why are the heels on the back left corner?
This shit is weird niqqa
>league of nations
>only Rusev comes out with a flag
>no actor dressed up as Woodrow Wilson cutting a promo on self determination
also KEK New Day with 4 (FOUR) segments
ODDS
>>803273
It's worse.
Faces are doing heel shit
Heels are doing face shit
And more.
>New Day in 5 fucking segments
What the fuck is going on?
>League of Nations now has Africa
>>803285
And the dead crowd was already silent.
>>803213
First of all, just cause people say one thing about the Attitude Era was shit doesn't mean we haven't seen it.
Second of all, it made no sense. It just made him desperately ask Austin for help and he just rolled through everyone at the sacrifice anyways like usual and saved Steph. It was just overly complicated for no reason but to just keep Vince's name somewhat branded into the main event plotline for that much longer.
>More New Day
... what? I love these guys, but seriously?
Fuck, I'm hitting street-signs in captcha now. They want me dead.
>SEVEN ON FOUR
SEVEN ON FOUR
>Heels in the face corner
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>more New Day
they know how to keep me around
>randomly chucking in New Day
Fuck off I wanted to see LON
Based New Day. Starting to like them.
>>803267
4 guys in this match wearing shirts .all on same team
I guarantee they overcome these CRAZY odds.
/asp/ where's beeg? how can this match occur without beeg in it?!
>the state of this company
dudleyz and dreamer coming later
>>803297
Usos have been in four...
>actually selling the irish whiplash
Is the league really going to trust a bunch of niggos?
>>803249
What's w w @?
Genuinely worried about Kevin Owens here.
Why hasnt he been on the show yet? He is gonna come out soon right?
>>803299
>Street signs CAPTCHA
>>803284
Who is that skinny whore with Roberto?
>mfw i was posting in the /asp/ thread
no wonder it was so fucking dead jesus christ i made some good jokes and no one responded
Teddy Long is having a field day in his pocket right now
>>803314
Where we at, smhtbhfam.
so new day is going to eat the pin huh?
HOLD UP
THIS IS NOW A FOURTEEN MAN TAG TEEM MATCH PLAYA
>>803315
Come out as being gay
The crowd loves it.
Those stupid luchas will probably run-in when shit gets bad
It'll be a Teddy Long wet dream as more and more teams are added to this clusterfuck
>League Of Nations
>Handsome
>Aesthetic
>Cultured
>Team Samoa + Deanetty
>Ugly
>Scruffy looking
>Wrestling in t-shirts and jeans
>>803297
Wwe are trying to get the millennial demographic
>7 on 4 match
what did we do to deserve this
I hope Ru Ru's flag shows up when the heels win
>>803326
nice.
>>803328
Luchas and PTPs will rush in.
>>803332
Believed in WWE.
Legend has it Kevin Owens is still stuck at the drive thru queue at Wendy's.
>>803318
if its started by a tripfag it not the real thread.
>>803326
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
>jbl thinks all black people look alike
HOLD ON, PLAYA
Jbl so racist.
>>803335
PTP seem to be busy messing with Stardust and Ascension
LOL JBL JUST SAID YOU CAN'T PICK ON KOFI LIKE THAT BUT IT WAS XAVIER
How low do the ratings have to go to be the lowest in Raw history?
>>803333
Quads called it.
Btw, check'd.
>mfw based /Chrisley/ is going to fuck tonight
>11 man tag match
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than it already is.
>Can't beat up Kofi like that
>It's Xavier they're hitting
>>803317
Your mom
>>803345
theyve had record low ratings every week
>>803345
2.5
>>803345
They already hit the lowest last week
>>803353
B-But we're so popular on social media!
>>803313
careful with that edge, fella
think we'll get /asp/ to a million posts by mania?
getting the general to 2k isn't going to happen sadly
>Production meeting
>Okay we're gonna put New Day in all 3 hours and our main event is going to be a 7 v. 4 tag match.
Wow, I've vomited before but I never tasted pure bile coming out of me until now. This is wretched.
>>803360
superstars is not raw
>>803356
They make such a big deal about social media as if it determines popularity but Zack Ryder has more twitter followers than Reigns but about half a million so does social media really mean anything?
>Roman is going to probably take on everyone in the Heel corner by himself once it breaks down
>Smarks are going to be fine with it.
>LON can easily dominate this match
>New Day keep tagging themselves in
Team Reigns will win by New Day getting pinned. Calling it now.
>wwe actually thinks new day are over
kek my fucking sides, no wonder theyre losing so many viewers, theyre so fucking out of touch
What if one of them gets a torn ACL or some shit? How do they know that it's real and not a work?
>8 man tag match
>2016 in one month
Somebody kill me right now please
>>803362
Damn i would punch Betty White right in the stomach if it meant Bayley would sit on my face.
Roman and his buddies look so badass right guys
Is anyone even watching this match?
What the hell is going on? Did they shoe-horn New Day in so that people didn't tune out?
>>803369
I don't know. Barrett is there.
>>803366
Can you prove that? I mean, it sounds perfectly reasonable but a citation would be nice,
I hope whatever Uso that was is actually injured and we can go without them for a few more months.
WHERE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW, HUH?
WHERE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW, HUH?
WHERE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW, HUH?
WHERE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW, HUH?
Who /loltna/ here?
Is Barrett not allowed to wrestle?
I laughed when Rusev went for a tag and deliberately skipped Barrett to tag Del Rio back in
>>803376
>Implying anyone likes new day for their ring work
>>803376
thats what it felt like.
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D
>he's a hothead
get him out of here
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
![[head temperature rises].png](https://i.imgur.com/O4vrSlK.png "[head temperature rises].png")
>hothead
>>803378
https://twitter.com/ZackRyder
https://twitter.com/WWERomanReigns
>>803370
Yes just ignore the fact WWE is so strapped for Talent atm they have six wrestler pulling double duty
That they're having newer stars losing to old farts
That they're doing 50/50 booking
and that Faces and Heels aren't acting like Faces and Heels half the time.
It's the fact New Day is on the show.
>They actually decide to form a stable after survivor series is over
If I pulled the vest off, would he die?
>>803393
SvS isn't a big4 anymore so they don't care.
So Del Rio already ditched Zeb? And all the other faces are injured?
Has WWE been in a worse shape than this? I can't absorb any of this show
can the new day fuck off, this is supposed to be a legion match, not a fucking new day kek fest what the fuck is this shit new day has been in the ring 90% of the time and 80% of raw
FUCK OFF
>>803365
Raw started in 1993, why are you trolling me? :(
uso botch
>muh knee
>>803395
what are the big 4?
>>803397
2009-2010
Holding onto his knee and down
>muh ne
muh ne
>muh ne
muh ne
>muh ne
Is Uso dead?
>>803362
ok yo im new here so uh who's the cum drum in the dark purple and is there more
gotta put a new face on that big show/peter griffin picture.
Based Virgil
Don't tell me he hurt his leg again?
>injured leg AGAIN
Uso's really do have the same match over and over.
>uce is already hurt again
please don't be working me
Is he really injured?
Whats with all these commercials in the middle of the match....
>>803401
SummerSlam, WrestleMania, Royal Rumble, MitB.
>>803401
Wrestlemania Royal Rumble Summerslam MITB/NOC
>How do we get better ratings
>Take those dancing negroes and put them in every segment!
>>803395
>This again
Night of Champions will never be Big 4...
>>803409
this is when you know you've hit rock bottom
>>803396
I don't care as long as Roman looks strong and wins the title at Wrestlemania.
>>803397
2009
>>803395
Just call me NOCMark
>>803404
that sounds familiar, is that from simpsons?
>>803409
>Virgil
>>803413
They always have a leg injury during a match.
>>803401
RR, WM, SS, NOC
>>803409
First time I agree with Virgil
>>803424
18+
>>803401
Rumble, Mania, SS, NoC
>>803425
Ha!
>>803430
I'm 45...
>>803425
these pics make me sad even though I don't give a shit about him
How did Wendy's turn a deal into a meal
WWE. 2K16.
SPONSORS WWE.
ON SKY.
Was Roman a better fighting champion than Daniel Bryan?
>>803424
no, its from the derrick rose knee injury
>>803397
Bret's title run where it ended when he lost to Backlund.
>>803391
that's funny and depressing for all sorts of reasons
and a thank you for posting that
>>803433
ok doke
its from derrick rose exploding his knees
>>803442
>Mitb
>Big 4
Fuck off Phil
>>803442
>It's MitB that's the new 4th
yep
>shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured >shoot injured
HAHAHAHA KEK
HAHHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAAHAH
>jay's corpse
ahahahahaha
>>803391
Poor fucking kid, i hope he makes it big at some point just to spite McMahon.
Wasn't Jay the one injured last time, now it's Jimmy?
Poetry
>>803442
no, it's still survivor series you kekold
>inb4 rock comes out
HAHAHA SO I HELD OFF ON WATCHING RAW THIS WEEK CAUSE MY DAD WALKED ON ME LAST WEEK WATCHING BRAY KISS DEVON AND TAUNTED ME ABOUT IT SO I HELD ON TILL 10:54 PM EST AND THEN HE BARGES IN JUST IN TIME TO SEE 7 MEN IN THE RING STOMPING ON ONE GUY AND HE SAYS, "YOU UPGRADED TO GANG BANGS NOW SON?" AND MY BROTHER LAUGHS AT ME FROM THE OTHER ROOM
HAHAHA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>803455
>SvS
>Big 4
Quit living in the past
>>803434
Same here man. It reminds me about how for a while he was hanging out at random subway stations in NYC hawking autographed pictures of himself
http://deadspin.com/5986342/virgil-is-selling-photos-of-himself-in-grand-central-subway-station-right-now
>>803455
>kekold
Back to /tv/ faggot
>yfw Flight Of The Valkyries hits
>that Del Rio just falling off the apron
top kek
inb4
THE POWER OF ROMAN
>>803458
Nice gimmick
>>803458
kek
Dat botch
>>803391
Roman Reigns will surpass him soon
fuck zack ryder
>>803458
I thought you were going to no-show. Glad you could make it.
>>803458
top kek
there's just too many men
Finn Balor debut is IMMINENT
>>803458
I like this guy
>League of Nations trending on Twitter
1920's world history must be pretty popular
>>803460
>$410 of $1.0M
Virgil... had a hard life...
samoa joe is coming out
10 years too late
Has little buddy even gotten in the ring yet?
>>803458
thathappened.jpg
>>803459
It's still regarded as a big 4 ppv and WWE usually hypes it up as one, NoC is a B RATE PPV and MITB is like big 5 at best
REMINDER THAT THERE IS 2 MINUTES UNTIL MONEY COMES
>implying they won't have Roman beat all 7 of these guys because GOTTA MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG
HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW HOLY SHIT BALOR IS IN THE FRONT ROW
>>803477
>give me your money so i can be a millionaire
Fuck Virgil
>>803451
He's at a pretty good place I think. He's not on RAW, which is actually a good thing now with the state of this show, but he gets to do his fun matches and hang with fans. People get to see him and other jobbers put on good matches with each other rather than shitty 3 second squashes against whatever shit mastadon is getting pushed to the moon.
If this was 99' big show would go to the ring and chokeslam everyone. Where has he been the past few weeks?
this is honestly the worst raw of the year
>>803474
they desperately need his hardcore Japanese fanbase to pop the ratings
What happened to one of the Usos?
>Roman saying "OW!"
Front row people can't even watch the match with 6 guys on the apron
What's the point of Deanetty being in this match?
>>803492
blew out his knee
>>803489
what is that thing he's with? she makes ruth buzzi fuckable.
>>803496
To eat the pin.
>>803482
>mitb bigger than noc
Nice meme, NoC had main events like Brock vs Cena, Stings second match and possibly last match ever.
Mitb had what again?
>inb4 muh cm punk vs cena
>jey uso crying on the floor
this is hilariously bad
>>803489
heard he fucked his knee
we want santino
>inb4 lucha memers
BALOR IS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COME OUT
can anyone webm the uso knee injury?
thats CAREER ENDING SHIT right now
HERE COMES THE LUNATIC MEME
>>803504
Fuck no
>>803506
LOL
Big E caught a lovely elbow right to the cranium.
Dean still gets more cheers from the crowd than Roman, and he hasn't been in a relevant storyline in ages.
Does this mean the other Uso will also be gone since he literally cannot put on a match without his brother?
>>803501
MITB is more important bro sorry
it decides who the MITB briefcase holder is
>muh Brock
>muh Sting
fuck off
>that little jump off the turnbuckle
>rebound clothesline
Why is Deanetty so terrible lads?
kek uce just did a better superkick than del rio
HAHAHAHA DID ROMAN JUST HURT HIMSELF?
DEANETTY DOES IT AGAIN
Where can I watch jerry Usos injury?
Fuck yes!
Did he say Brock kick?
I'm fucking done with this company
