NOBODY
Why is it so fucking shit?
They arent even trying are they?
>>802514
>the most talked about video game in the world
>wwe2k16
hello bray
>the most talked about video game in the world
>Most talked about video game in the world
That's not Toddout 4 or Star Wars: Bettlefield.
2K16 sucks so hard. Way too slow.
Bring back here comes the pain gameplay
I want to [spoiler]rape[spoiler] Sasha Banks
>mfw smackdown goes live when moving to USA
>mfw paul heyman reinstated as booker for smackdown
>Tfw will never learn how to gyrate my hips like Big E.
>>802529
The rule is for /wwe/, not Raw gamethreads.
Reposting from the last thread.
Forget being entertaining, I just want one of the three commentators to actually call the match. And not just when the face does something. JR was way more face biased than any of the three on commentary but he at least called the moves for both wrestlers and maintained some semblance of tempo.
Also, Roman's going to win tonight.
Are one of the Usos going gray?
Boy the pressure sure is on Roman tonight!
>>802524
PG Era.
Can't make things too complex for the kiddies and can't have their 'heroes' lose
>tHE USOS DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM
SHIT EVEN I GOTTA ADMIT, THAT GOTTA HURT
SASHA
>more odds for Roman
hopefully New Day jews him out of beating Sheamus so they can just be in every segment on Raw each week
Who S/a/sha here?
WOW YEAH COOL NO WAY FUCK YOU.
>>802529
Do it mark. No one cares.
>>802544
I like the game but I hate how they shove Stone Cold down your throat so much.
There's 5 Steve Austins in the damn game and he's on the front cover, let alone the 2K Showcase is all Stone Cold.
>>802555
Beyond ignorant. Stop being such a smark before you hurt yourself with your sword
UNITYYYYYY!
>>802555
Its nothing to do with the PG era you moron. There has been good stories and feuds this year let alone the past 7 years.
It's just right now there is no direction.
>tAMINA DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT
WELL GOD DAMMIT TAMINA, I WANT TO SEE YOUR THICK BODYBUILDER BODY DOING A TWIST.
SHIT
>>802554
>Roman is over in smark town
LOL SMARKS BTFO
>we're gonna snatch her bulge
WHAT
>unity
Please stop
>>802540
Even League when LCS isn't on is more talked about than WWE2k16
Hell I think Xenoblade getting a Green Metacritic is more talked about right now
>Sasha
muh dik
>this promo
DA ODDS MAGGLE
>tfw I just realize this roman story line is going to end in a HHH match at mania
Team BAD is actually entertaining. Why are the darkies the only one's with a sense of humor?
Women's wrestling is literally for forever virgins. Why do you faggots pretend this shit is good?
>UNITY
>>802568
Name 7 this year
GONNA SNATCH DEEZ HOES EDGES
>>802578
that'd be cool actually
>>802565
yeah and they'll probably do the same thing for taker next year if he retires at mania
>black ref is shorter than brie
Chyna would destroy all these women
>>802566
>>802568
>there actually kids here defending the PG era
>she's going to do the YES chant
>>802565
Austin is the only selling point.
The fact they gutted reversing is ridiculous. Bring back different strike and grapple counters to make it harder
Who the fuck is that negress the negresses beat up?
>>802552
Joey Styles already bitched about that when he quit
>>802594
>Get HQ footage of 'WHERE TO STEPHANIE'
I'll buy it
>Brie hitting the AA better than Cena.
>>802575
>i will never cum on her slut tats
Feels bad man
>>802599
Nigga, the reversal system is in point this year.
>>802597
>There are still people who are dumb enough to think cursing and tits makes a product better
Raw was shit when it was TV-14 too buddy.
>>802599
So is the gameplay worse than 14?
>match is stilling going on
Boss is shit just like every other diva. I don't know why you nerds were losing your shit over her
Just a reminder that Charlotte is the daughter of Ric Flair. In case anyone wasn't aware.
>>802574
All MOBAs are more talked about than most anything that wasn't released in the same week. Pretty sure HOTS is more talked about right now.
Also, to be fair, at least it isn't like Battlefront where a majority of it is buyer's remorse.
So is Brie a face now?
>>802615
RAW was entertaining in the Attitude Era
>muh racism
>muh degrading to le women
who gives a shit
>>802619
>they've been in the same hold the whole time
>>802604
>they tell me to ignore all the wrestling holds and tell 'stories' instead
>>802620
Boss is based. Brie is shit.
>>802615
Cursing, being able to offend people, blood and chair shots to the head made everything better
>>802620
Because she was booked well in NXT
>>802622
thanks for the reminder
>daniel bryan is over, not the yes chant
>Match hasn't ended yet
>>802627
There are not permanent heels or faces in the divas division. Though the Bellas swith at least once per week.
>>802562
>>802615
This post just proves you were to young to watch it when it was TV-14
Backstabber into Bank Statement is GOAT
WHO /UNITY/ HERE?
>>802641
>what is crowd interaction
>>802631
>Commentators literal job is supposed to be explaining shit
>>802641
>austin is over, not the what? chant
>>802641
Big show and Brie mode did the yes chant and it was just as over as when Bryan Daniel did it
who /fuckthepens/ here
What's the main event if this is now?
If it's divas shit I literally wont watch next week.
when did roman reigns batman with a spider symbol?
>naomi gouged her eyes out
hahah yes yes yes!
>>802620
She likes dubbed animay and video games and eddie Guerrero!!
>>802608
>it's just a fireman's carry takeover
>it somehow beats everyone
>>802653
No one's happy at all.
Wait, this isn't the main event? Please don't tell me Charlotte is main eventing again.
Wtf?
>>802568
your average WWE apologist ladies folks.
>>802652
WWE has become Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is "made up" and the wrestling don't matter
>Team BAD
>>802641
>stone cold is over, not the what chant
>the rock is over, not his catchphrases
>cena is over, not his mk ultra powers
>>802649
While I think the asscreed games aren't as bad as most people here think, that game was too glitchy for me.
>>802657
ayyyyyy
>tfw she'll never embrace you in her strong arms and fireman carry you to the bedroom where she lovingly dominates you
>title match isn't the main event
Jesus fucking Christ WWE.
>Charlotte main eventing
I'm serious, that if this is what's happening I'm quitting till next year. Not cause of "lol womyn suck" but this nepotism is disgusting.
Cena is returning tonight r-right guys?
>>802669
and they were a lot more entertaining than
>muh TECHNICAL INDIE NXMEME WRESTLING
or dolph ziggler vs rusev
>>802678
flyers are so terrible this year but at least Ghost is already awesome
What's the deal. With the girl fanning herself in the intro to the show?
>>802669
It really did
how good are the Pittsburgh Penguins?
>Mfw divas title booked higher than everything else
This is all Steph's doing. You deserve your 2.6.
>>802675
>he got the loudest pops ever
And the biggest pop ever since him has been either for Punk or Bryan.
Bryan is over and the yes chant is over it's not one or the other. Just like SCSA and what chants.
>>802676
stone cold was extremely over before the what chant existed
the rock is already over and his catchphrases only work with him, unlike the YES chant shit
Everyone ITT needs to have sex
>>802688
Never saw shitty attitude era then. Chair shots don't make a story better.
>>802635
>>802628
>>802615
>>802597
>>802568
Honestly, cursing and blood every week made those moments less special and more status quo. I mean Lesnar flipping off Taker a few months back was kinda memorable since it was like, the first time that's ever happened in forever but if it happened 10-15 years ago, it'd be whatever.
My main gripe is there's only like, 1 continuous storyline and everything else seems thrown together at random and you have to follow/read twitter, facebook, google+, myspace, zynga, and dat nigga on the stoop in order to stay with it. DOES ANYONE EVEN FUCKING FOLLOW THIS SOCIAL MEDIA SHIT?
>>802679
>you will never know the sensation of her clit whipping all over your pubes as she rides you into oblivion
>>802686
he is based
but we'll get a hot streak soon
the flurrs are still adapting to hakstol's new system
So Roman wins via DQ after getting very close to actually beating Sheamus in 5:15?
Just curious /asp/ who out there pronounces it "Double U Double U E" and who pronounces it "dubya dubya E"?
>>802689
as good as the steelers
>>802695
18+
DID YOU KNOW THIS USELESS FACT ABOUT HOW POPULAR WE ARE SOCIAL MEDIA THAT YOU LITERALLY GIVE NO FUCKS ABOUT
Wait what is the main event supposed to be?
Divas?
>>802529
>mods care about this dead board
UFC fags on suicide watch
What the fuck?
I know we're not 2 hours now, whats the main event?
>>802702
I do.
>>802696
Yes it does you pleb
>>802695
Hey I fucked last night fuck you
80+ fucking writers with 12 hours a week of planning out story lines and this the shit they come up with?
>>802696
>never saw shitty attitude era then
>Tfw Reigns will never fist bump you
>>802669
>he's a wrestling fan
>he missed out on the Attitude Era
I can see why mentioning the AE gets you so bootybothered, sucks for you kid. Defend the PG era some more
This match is only this early because the Monday Night Football game is at halftime right now
>>802718
>80+ fucking writers
There's the problem
>implying Sheamus' theme isn't 10./10
>Sheamus 5:15
lel
>>802702
Yes
>that guy that touched rain's shoulder and had to shake sweat off of his hand
>>802702
Latter only if you're discussing it with another who also knows of it.
More like Sheamus 2.16
>>802702
Dublyu Dublyu E
>sheamus 5:15 shirt
>Side plates
Who is stupid enough to think Roman is going to win tonight?
>>802723
good
Bro kick and super man punch has got to be the worst finishers ever
Everybody post yfw they go to commercial in the middle of a 5 minute match
>>802729
It makes sense for his character. Never understood his previous theme desu
>Sheamus 5:15
>Divas main event
>Still an hour left
>that sheamus shirt
kek
His theme is underrated too
>>802723
He might if you buy a front row seat
>Pray for liberals
>>802736
I honestly thought that he was going to say that instead of 5:15
>upside down
oh sheamoose
>>802739
No one you dumb cunt. Go to the steveO Cold thread nigger
>lillian Garcia
>double you double you e champion-shuu
>>802741
Big Show's punch is worse. At the very least, Roman puts a bit of momentum and theatrics into his punch.
Prediction for this raw's rating? 1.9
>all these fat IWC neckbeards upset Roman is a literal stud
>>802726
Vince being the higher power was not a good thing.
Triple H fucking a corpse was not a good thing
>WHEN IT REIGNS
>IT SNORES
>>802741
>superman punch
>finisher
>>802732
>sweat
You retarded?
>Trying to pin immediately
Fucking retard samoan kek
is this realy a title match?
>>802762
Being realistic? 2.12
>>802745
Why though
>>802741
>Bro kick
Can we just skip this and get to the Reigns, Usos and Ambrose vs Sheamus and The New Day six man tag in the main event tonight please.
>>802762
It'll be up from last week.
But what would happen if the ratings drop down below 2 million?
>>802762
It will be higher because they got tommy dreamer out. Nerds will be talking to other nerds about what other washed up loser they will wheel out later in the show
>>802764
Vince as higher power was a great swerve
>>802741
I'll at least accept a kick as a better finisher over a punch.
I bet Reigns will pin with 2 seconds to go.
>>802770
>This autism
>>802777
>math
>4:20
>>802777
>Reigns, Usos and Ambrose vs Sheamus and The New Day six man tag
>six man tag
inb4 they cut to commercials before this match ends
>>802780
It wasn't. Made no sense.
>>802762
my guess is a 2.29 because Dreamer and New Day
RAW is turning to shit again. They were doing so great.
>>802697
Only Amerifats get flustered by 'cursing' and things like blood and chairshots made the matches seem more legit. Now it's been so censored for kids it's impossible to take it seriously
why the fuck is a wwe title match happening right now?? like seriously how do you make up a story to make a match like this happen and then make it also a beat the clock match like seriously how is this shit possible
>>802778
Vince goes full panic mode
>>802777
>six man tag
>>802630
The ease and spamming of reversals is what made me stop playing WWE games. That shit is dumb.
>not going for the spear when he was stunned
>>802789
18+
>divas main event
>this horrible match
when's daniell bryant coming back
>>802795
You get desensitized to chairshots and violence so it means less
>>802799
Reigns is a great wrestler
BASED RUSEV AGAIN
>>802794
its cyclical
Reigns should switch to panties if he wants to be taken seriously as a main eventer and to one day win the wwe championship
BASED FOREIGNERS
the one time roman is really into the match it ends in the typical raw fashion. Wtf.
Peace.
>>802702
>tfw I miss them saying The World Wrestling Federation
>they announced the champion as the World Wrestling Federation champion
y?
Lel shitty ending
YES
MACHKA SAVING THE DAY AGAIN
>Del Rio joining Rusev, Barret and Sheamus
BASED AF
I didn't know Del Rio was European.
BASED RUSEV
...technically he still won I guess
Who didn't see that shit coming...
Outlaw wrestling is looking better and better as the minutes go by
>>802808
'no'
>Fat Owens doesn't get to join the non US club
LMAO
>Foreigners win again
Dammit Trump, where's that wall?
>Rusev is still heel despite LOSING A MATCH TO TEND TO LANA
FUCK THIS COMPANY
>loses match
>theme plays anyway
BASED FOREIGN ALLEGIANCE
>DQ FINISH
New Foreign Stable
EURO'S UNITE
He still won the match under the time limit.
What the fuck was the point of that?
Hit Sheamus you retards.
>dat qt in the purple santa hat
LOL @ Lillian cringing the fuck out
I wish to nestle between Lilian's legs...
why the fuck is Alberto with them now?
>League of Nations
EUROS UNITE
ITS TIME
YES
NEW STABLE CONFIRMED
YES
the wrestlers from around the world coming together to help keep the belt away from the american
>the League of Nations
NEW FUCKING STABLE YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>802764
>Vince being the higher power was not a good thing.
Yes it was
>Triple H fucking a corpse was not a good thing
That was Ruthless Aggression era
BASED LEAGUE OF NATIONS
>Sheamus this gassed from a 5 minute match
>shoving lillian's face into your sweaty armpit.
Del Rio looks like he doesn't want to be there
Deeeeeeeeeeellllll RRRRRIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO
Please tell me this kills the Mexi-American thing Jeb's doing.
>League of jobbers
BAD NEWS
A
R
R
E
T
T
>League of Nations
So they just recycled the United Kingdom story from WWE '12?
BASED LEAGUE OF NATIONS
>tfw no white stable
>tfw an all white stable would be "racist"
WHO /MARKING OUT/
This stable is the best they've done in a long time.
Who here /LON/??
LEAGUE OF NATIONS
>>802860
How was it good? It was a shitty swerve.
Katie Vick was still TV 14
>League of Nations
Pretty good name, desu.
N E W
S T A B L E
T
A
B
L
E
>No European Championship to complete the League of Nations
Did they drop MexAmerica already? Really hope so
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP WHEN?!
More like league of losers amirite?
>>802874
yep
Shitty ripoff bullet club
based new stable
League of Nations (/w Lana)
Wyatt Family
New Day
Rock's senpais + Dean
B.A.D.
Team Bella
we /ROH/NJPW/ now
That's some sweaty multiracial manlove.
>This shitty stable
>>802874
Regal joins as their manager when?
MexAmerica and League of Nations?
Whut?
