>the state of Miz TV
first for /a/
First for WHYback
>>801854
Ryback should change his gimmick to guy that makes insults that don't make sense.
>Ryback
Literally why?
>ryback and sheamus are the best things on the roster
State if this roster m8
>They're still watching the product at its absolute worst
Rusev and Lana kissing gave me feels. Wasn't as fake as those "kisses" Dogg Ziggler used to give Lana.
raw is fucking horrendous tonight
who wants to help little retarded me solve some definite integrals instead
Ryback wears a lot of merch
Who wins?
Ryback isn't doing anything and they spent a segment on Rusev BUT Vince is mad at the two
First for these threads are dead
>>801888
But they aren't senpai
>>801896
Bryan
>Mfw RAW isn't even trending on twitter
Literally no one cares
>>801896
Finn Balor is in the back, maybe he can come out and salvage this mess.
>Face interrupting two people kissing
This is actually worse than Cena AAing a 50+ year old non athlete.
>>801901
Lose weight
name one good thing about wwe
>>801902
Even if he can't wrestle he should be involved somehow.
>>801894
>>>/woo/
Faget
It's really hard to come up with an Anime Opening idea for Raw, it's been very bland.
>His dick isn't diamonds right now
>>801910
A semblance of a surprise john cena return and epic pop
>Lana down now
>>801914
>/woo/
Remove Ryback
>Rusev and Lana attempt Live Sex Celebration 2.0
>The New Day ruin it Ric Flair style and try to run a BBC train on Lana
This is how you get ratings, Vince
Cute!
Cute!
>>801908
Gain some brain cells
Is Vince selling WWE stock short? Is that why he's killing his own product?
fill in the blank, /asp/
The WWE would be better off if ______ stopped wrestling.
>>801927
The Usos
is rusev now face?
>>801910
New Day
>>801927
everyone
Just tuned in lads, what have I missed?
Rusev is turning face, Ryback is turning heel.
there goes baby crush, angle locked in.
>State of this booking
>>801927
Ryback
Man... what a match
>>801927
Cesaro.
Because that's totally how you book a heel, you have him heroically check on the woman he's engaged to, even though that made him lose a match
>>801927
Every samoan
>>801930
>Kill yourself
Lel what?
so what city is wwe in today?
>Haitch is starting to inherit Vinces raspy voice
>Roman has to squash Sheamus to get a shot at Sheaumus
Who books this shit?
FUCK YEAH, DUDLEYS
Dean Heel turn when?
Poow widdle buddy getting bullied.
>>801930
>WHY IS RUSEV A PUSSY NOW? ITS ALREADY OVER???? WHAT THE FUCK
Back to reddit you faggot
In order to get Roman cheered they have attached his fate to Ambrose's. For fucks sake.
Dudley Borez
>>801927
Samoa Joe
>>801951
Shitsburg
>>801951
Pittsburgh
>Two, whenever Roman's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Roman"?
>>801927
Reigns
We tables now
>running out of Superstars due to injury
>make matches less than 3 minutes
Why do they do this? They have no right to bitch about more screentime when they make matches so short
>>801965
thanks
Where is john
Where is nikki
This is retarded
>the state of raw
>the state of this crowd
>the state of this board
>the state of my life
>>801973
>Where is nikki
Doing a tour of his home country India
>>801973
John is home
Nikki is on John
Missed the first hour. Is Reigns finally over as face?
This is literally a bad episode of raw
>>801980
>Attacked his opponent from behind
>Stole the belt
You tell me.
>>801980
lol no
>>801973
>Where is john
Going "all the way" with Nikki
>Where is nikki
Going "all the way" with John
Can Bully Ray save Raw?
>>801980
Do piped in cheers make you over?
Are the Dudleyz actual brothers?
The Dudleyz are just old enough for the Wyatts to beat up.
Too bad they weren't as old as Kane and Taker.
>>801990
oh, you didn't know?
>Dudleys literally tasked with getting the wyatts over
>>801987
and you could still hear some of the boos
>>801990
of course
>>801990
18+
>Bubba cuts promos better than 75% of the roster
>>802000
Witnessed
>Bray didn't get the extra-wide table
>reusing Paul's 11th commandment promo from earlier this year
>not doing this before survivor series of the dudley boyz could team up with the brothers of destruction
Dudleyz have over stayed their welcome.
>handing out lights
>>801994
That will be hard to do it the dudleyz are booked to beat them
What are they using the camouflage to blend into?
>>801994
>People complain they didn't let the Wyatts win at Survivor Series over two old guys
>Now give them NEW old guys to go over
>but the new guys they are going over have lost all the time
WWE is a complete fucking joke
damn, when they started listing off the commandments I thought they would be building up to Brock Lesnar. No clue why he would need to come out, but it seemed like that's what they were leading up to.
>>802007
>reusing
Are you underage?
whose going to win? dudleys and wyatts are winless any chance they get
>>802007
d-von's been using that since the 90's jesus fucking christ
what kind of camo is that?
wasnt that called something in call of duty
>Dudleys
What does Wyatt call those lights in the crowd?
BUBUIFBAUFsbdu BLEH!!!
>>802007
18+
And filtered
TOMMY
Literally who?
SWERVE
Stfu Bray you lost to a 50 year old man
BASED TOMMY
MARKING OUT
I wonder if Brayy LMAO will try to steal the Dudley's souls.
Holy shit WWE is REALLY desperate.
ECW RETURNS INCOMING
DREAMER
>TOMMY DREAMER
NOW WE KNOW WHO'S TAKING THE PIN
Wut
Oh shit, Tommy Dreamer!
taima is fucking dead as shit for anyone else?
Tommy Dreamer will bring the ratings in right?
>expecting little spike dudley
>getting dreamer
BASED
Isn't Tommy Dreamer signed to TNA?
>Tommy Dreamer
Omg it's broklyn brawler
Tommys back
>>802050
fucking this
>tfw thought it was lsd coming out
WHAT A WASTE.
>>802050
same family
Strowman doesnt look happy about that stick to the arm
>Tommy Dreamer
>Still no little Spike Dudley
Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
RVD WHEN
>more old fucks to go over fresh talent
>not spike dudley
Isn't he the guy who ate hair gel?
>>802056
>Signed to TNA
Who honestly is?
>this is awesome chants
Have we made it bros?
>Dreamer
Literally who cares.
>>802050
same... raw remains shit tonight
>>802050
Thought it was Big Dick Dudley 2bh
>Kendo Sticks hurt Braun who has fucking taken 3 of Roman's Superman punches
Continuity is deader than a god damn DC comic.
>>802070
Does spike even wrestle anymore?
In all honestly, I was hoping for Sign Guy Dudley and LSD to help them.
>>802050
>spike being any help
Should've been the BWO
>>802056
He made an appearance at Bound for Glory but I'm not sure if he's actually signed with them
I was expecting Spike Dudley!
So Jeff Hardy is returning soon too eh?
Wyatts are so under the could actually lose to Dreamer
>>802067
It's not philly what did you expect? They blew it.
Tommy!
>>801893
the answer is clearly "dx"
>>802056
either it's not an exclusive contract, or he's done with TNA
I'm glad we are keking /asp/ threads
Q: Why do they call him Tommy Dreamer?
A: Because he puts fans to sleep.
>mfw I'm reading this thread but I'm actually watching Ashley Emma shake her big bum on Babestation instead of watching Raw
>>802085
Dreamer's Kendo sticks have steel inside of them :^)
>>802085
Kendo sticks have +50 damage and always cause critical hits when used by ECW legends. Everybody knows this.
![RR14_Photo_004[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NX9KmyB.jpg "RR14_Photo_004[1].jpg")
>>802083
>Big Dick Dudley
oh anon, i'm guessing you didn't know
>>802091
He takes mad bumps
>>802056
if he was 'signed', do you think they'd let him book his own indie shows?
>>802067
>Is half the crowd actually chanting "E-C-W" and no "E-C-Dub?"
Yeah. Pissed me off too.
>tfw no Taz to be their fourth
This is awesome!
>Bringing back old fucks to try and rescue >2.6 instead of just booking your show correctly with all the wasted talent you have laying backstage.
>duchess of dudleyville doesnt come out
disappointing
Which Foley persona was best?
You guys know why his last name is Dreamer? Because when he comes out you go to sleep and dream of a better wrestler.
>>802085
Are you literally retarded?
>>802099
mai wafiu :3
>>802115
Cactus
>>802047
>taima
it was
should be working now
Have the Wyatts been relevant at all since their feud with Shebd?
>>802085
Dreamer's class specializes in using weapons
He also gets bonuses by using improvised weapons
>>802091
if you say shit like that, you might be a retard
Jap moot liked /wwe/
WWE live is having ryback vs owens and cena vs alberto? does this mean this will be the next plotlines?
>>802115
Cactus and Brown attire Mankind.
>Not Spike
>Stacy Keibler aka objectively the hottest diva in wwe history will never come back instead we're stuck with 4/10's like Paige
>JBL happy to see ECW
muh kayfabe
Wait they're having this match now? Lel
>>802115
current era brain damaged facebook mark 2bh
>>802096
Any not total horseshit crowd could do it.
>Bringing back hardcore title when
>>802067
I fucking miss her bros ;_;
>>802115
Personality: Mankind
Skill: Cactus
Though, I do Love me some Dude
Why is Dreamer's face so orange, kek.
>>802115
Cactus jack, but all of them are based
>>802115
wait, what the hell? Those are all foley?
is htat kevin owens' dad?
Did I miss anything in the first hour?
>>801967
underrated post
Remember when Tommy .dreamers slut wife and Bubba botched a DDT?
>>802115
Commissioner.
>>802137
that was some delicious white girl
you know them titties was good
>>802134
My sides.
Now give me some RVD and I'll be pumped to the moon
Do you think a 10 year old in the audience cares about this guy wrestling in a t-shirt?
>>802136
>24/7 rule
>Tune in to the WWE Network to see WWE Hardcore Champion defend his title at a used car dealership
>>802127
does he post here?
>Everyone wearing a shirt
>>802131
dump moar
>>802141
Yep
Dude Love, Mankind and Cactus Jack
you should watch the WWE vs ECW episode that centered on Foley, they actually explained the reason for those characters
THANK YOU SIR! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
>>802144
New Day being themselves. Sheamus being nothing... and then more nothing... and Dreamer is back for some reason.
>>802131
the divas used to be hot and you wanted to see them naked, and sometimes did. now steph is back to the hottest since AJ left. we'll never have anyone that rivals Stacy, Trish, or Melina again
>>802152
Everyone in this match is wearing a shirt
This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass
What do?
>>802139
you forgot all the just for men sprayed into his bald head
>>802154
That alone is worth more of a $9.99 than any recent PPV has been.
>>802139
he got a tan to look younger
>>802164
Share the love.
>that big belly
Tommy dreamer? More like tommy (drinks) creamer
>>802141
>This bait
>tommy dreamer comes with a trash can filled with shit
isn't allowed to use any of them
>>802157
>Wanting to see her torsos
>>>/lgbt/
>DQ
>>802164
I'd celebrate that I have a girlfriend.
>>802164
ask him to have mercy
>>802164
Bro out with him, Dude Love is a cool dude.
>6 man tag tables match at TLC
JUST FUCK MY RATING UP SENPAI
>>802146
man she got really fat & ugly
>>802164
Call the Undertaker (circa two decades ago)
will this be the only match tonight that ends in DQ?
Welcome Back, Dreamer... welcome back
>>802164
call cactus jack to take care of him
>>802164
Get a beer with him, then ask who was the chick he smacked
>>802170
>Not "Tummy Dreamer"
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iKxvhbd.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>that roundhouse kick from rowan
Did I fuck up and sleep on this nigga? Is Eric Rowan the next Steve Blackman?
>ecw originals
>ends in DQ
What a crappy table. That's like the tables wcw used
GOD DAMNIT I MISSED DREAMER
>>802186
BAYLEY-CHANG KAWAII
>>802146
webm tbqh
>>802189
That was his singles finisher when the Wyatts broke up
Bray loses lol
Based Bully Ray
hairplugs when?
>>802180
francine?
>>802192
he broke his tale bone
>selling a diva-tier bump off the apron like death
>>802192
Don't worry. All you did was miss Dreamer.
>Bray Wyatt pushed onto a table just like that
it was so comical
>that entire segment
MOVE OVER NEW STARS
>wyatts job yet again
s m h
I thought Brayyylmao got a big power up by eating souls family. Why is he getting punked so bad?
>>802205
Implying they made any new stars
>>802210
Booking is the worst it will ever be. That's why
>>802200
Keep it safe for work. This is a blue board.
>>802205
Honest question...who on the roster is a "new star"?
Reigns is completely artificial, Ambrose might be good and New Day is great...but everyone else is absolute garbage.
ROMAN WINS LOL
Who /RomanEmpire/ here?
>>802186
Bayley should hurry up and get on the main roster already, she's dropping the title to the rocks cousin anyway.
>>802200
you fucking with me? he married beulah mcgillicutty and has twin daughters
>>802189
nobody is the next steve blackman.
NOBODY.
>>802210
Because return bonus is +100% damage
