>Eva's promo last night putting neckbeards on suicide watch
>there are people on /Alphaspee/ that don't like Eva "Fatty not so fast I'm putting smarks on blast" Marie
This bitch is so fake through and through.
Literally the female Roman Reigns
>>796345
Her body is on point, I'll give her that. She looks like she's straight out of a comic book.
If only Roman was a dickslinging heel, they'd make a great pair.
>>796353
>>796355
That's literally what gets her so much heat.
In seriousness she lacks talent but she gets fucking HEAT from smarky crowds. She has an actual place in the company if they use that as kind of a meta-act.
>I have a claim to the Divas Main Event scene
>I'm the biggest draw on Total Divas, after all!
>You neckbeards don't know about my success
yada yada, she cut a promo like that last night. It was fucking great. Her deadpan shit-tier delivery sells it well and she probably doesn't even realize it.
>>796360
they should have given her a non wrestling role....she would be so good at making people mad and much more effective
>>796367
Yeah but if they don't have her wrestle in legitimately undeserving opportunities she wouldn't get nearly as much heat.
>>796345
> crowd chant during her match
SUPER DRAGON
<clap><clap><clap>
SUPER DRAGON
>>796345
that match last night was pretty good
also good job meme sail - claim to hate eva marie yet you're completely invested in that match yet you claim to like Alexa and completely bury her match by chanting "AYYYY WE WANNT SOME BAYLAYY" like a bunch of neckbeards for literally 15 minutes straight
>>796370
her wrestling exposes the business, idk how anybody can twist it in their mind that making her wrestle is best for business when she can't have a match without botching.
>>796390
It's insane how great NXT is and how much the crowd blows dick
>>796370
She is possibly one of the worst wrestlers in the company. Hasn't gone through a single match without botching.
She exposes the business by even being near a title.
>>796393
>That fatass reading a book during the main event
Makes me hate being a wrestling fan
>>796376
SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!
>>796391
Because it provokes a legitimate reaction from a smarky crowd and they pile heat on her.
>>796345
She could reach Vickie heat if played right
Seriously she must have done some serious dick sucking to get employed. They made her one of the primary focuses of Total Divas, and WWE spent so much time with that she didn't train ever and now she's getting a huge arse rocket strapped to her and she's gonna get pushed to the fucking moon whether we like or not.
>>796531
>she's getting a huge arse rocket strapped to her and she's gonna get pushed to the fucking moon whether we like or not.
How could you even think this?
She got a minor storyline in which she beat some no-names then jobbed to the Champ in the developmental brand that was mostly used as set-up for Nia Jax as Bayley's next challenger.
You're just retarded.
I want to lick her feet and smell her thong. The only hot chick in NXT.
>>796531
She is not a primary focus on TD. Bella's definitely get more screentime, Paige and Nattie do too.
>WHAT WAS THAT
>EVACAN'TWRESTLEEVACAN'TWRESTLE
they don't hate her because she's heel
they hate her because she's shit
She's ugly imho
Not gonna lie, she did well against Bailey.
>>796421
SUPER DRAGON
>>796626
Eva's fan base is seriously the most delusional fanbase I've ever seen
>>796657
AJ lee's fanbase was worse.
Eva wouldn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch.
>>796660
The difference is that AJ Lee is actually good.
>>796758
lmao
>>796812
>meme laughter
Read that as porno not promo.
I'll give credit where credit is due, it was a good match and I marked out when she did a satisfactory Sliced Red.
>>796864
You marked out for Bayley L - I - T - E - R - A - L - L - Y carrying her through a move?
>>796758
Good at what? She didn't even use any wrestling moves, and her finisher was literally the worst.
>>796940
bayley is that based bruh she carried that match.
>>796940
I didn't expect her to do it, and that was her best attempt at it so far.
>>797088
Shes done it technically fine she just did it really slow like if she was practicing it.
>People supporting fucking supermodels now
Its over, Fuck it, Literally ANYONE can join WWE now, I'm surprised Vince hasn't signed Trampoline wrestlers yet
>>797096
hownu.ru
>>796390
foley gave them a well deserved critics recently. owens directly (and out of kayfabe?) pointed out their hypocrisy in his promo. literally the bastard of wrestling fans, even worse than corpus christi
>>797096
it's an entertaining match, despite eva's being shit. end of story. now go read your book back.
>>797096
strong independent women are the majority now, can't we have some diversity?
>>797305
full sail neckbeardism goes way beyond the eva point. but then if you're one of them, no wonder you failed to fathom that
>>797327
> if
I don't even live in the Northern Hemisphere
Eva fucking killed it in the last episode. Her in-ring charisma has really come along and she didn't botch anything. It was pretty cool how meta the whole thing was with the "corporate" stuff. I'm just hoping that at Takeover she'll help Jax win and then Jax will hand her the title.
>>797305
>You mean Foley whined about Full Sail being meanies to his Waifu because she's a talentless skank
I saw his tweet but is this what it was about?
Who's his waifu?
>>797389
Nia Jax winning clean then saying "there is only one woman in this industry who deserves this more than me...."
>Eva's music hits
>Nia hands over title
The fucking HEAT holy shit.
>>797405
>Nia hands over title
>Eva acts suprised
>"Thanks, queen."
>Eva yells "SLAAAAAYYYYYYY"
Do you think the London crowd would throw garbage in the ring?
>>797422
Eva getting her own stable that consists of widely unused Smark favourite Divas such as Sasha, Bex and Natalya with the kayfabe reasoning of "She'll boost their credibility because she's the star of Total Divas" would be a fucking GOAT angle and work the absolute fuck out of smarks and divas revolution shitters.
>>797305
>Where have you been?
she used a new finisher on Daddio and I didn't expect her to use one at all.
>>797498
fuck off.
>>797517
Full Sailor detected.
>>796602
Searched, sourced, confirmed.
Really hope she takes the offer.
>>797539
>Really hope she takes the offer
>Wanting to watch Eva Marie and Kieran Lee fuck
>Wanting to watch Eva Marie and Mr. Clean head fuck
You're the worst person on this board. Fuck off.
>>797573
only two good male pornstars desu
Best diva 2015
>>797527
fox already does booker ts finisher so i dont think they will go that route and
>>797527
The Superkick is too precious for this bitch, fuck off she can't have it.
>>798460
>>798454
>Not knowing the difference between the scissors kick and the penalty kick
Yikes.
>>797096
Too young to remember Sable, Torrie Wilson and Stacy Keibler?
Has she ever shown her feet?
>>797422
>Do you think the London crowd would throw garbage in the ring?
used tampon would be more appropriate
Eva need to debut on the main roster and save us from the never ending shit show that is the divas division. I hope she beats Sasha Banks for the divas title.
>>798861
>Lee & Sins are the only good guys
They are the worst ones. Worse than fucking James Deen. Have you ever watched Blacked? All the guys there are way better.
>implying this is not what women's wrestling should look like
>implying you don't wish you could feel those soft moist pussy lips wrap around your cock while you stare down at that florescent red bush she got to match her hair
listen, some of you fucking fedoras are completely missing a big part of what wrestling is - telling a story, putting on a show. people want to see an over the top show with larger than life characters doing things they could never do. that's why i'd rather watch a roided up juice monkey like haitch or scott steiner or the rock or any other 80s-90s wrestler than have to watch some vanilla midget to flippy shit. those big guys could actually whoop your ass in real life. over half of the current roster look like regular joes off the street. therefore when you try to sell me a story about how tough these guys are, i don't buy it.
so just my preference, i'd rather watch eva marie or trish stratus than paige (fat) or Charles Flair. i'd rather watch hot ass women crawl all over each other and put each other in compromising positions than have to suffer through the divas matches we've been seeing for the past few years. the divas revolution is a complete flop.
>>799676
>Charles Flair
I chuckled.
>>796511
She has Vickie heat in full sail. That's for sure. When she came out to talk to Bayley she couldn't even hear herself.
>>799553
C uck spotted.
>>799676
>telling a story, putting on a show
She's good at neither of those
If she could at least play off the crowd like Bo Dallas did in NXT, I'd be fine with her.
Eva Marie is just too shitty.
>>799553
Wanting to watch niggers fuck white girls?
Blacked is the fucking worst porn site.
I will agree that James Deen is fucking awful.
What do you think the other divas think of her? I'm sure Paige is seething with jealously because she'll never have a crowd care about her like Eva.
I liked her originally cuz she's the trump card to the Bellas, they needed Cena/Dbry to get over, Eva is just hot as shit and she's ready to get the rocket strapped to her ass. Now that Nikki is out injured I just think Eva still has potential.
This current run has been good so far, everything is working out decently, I just think she need to be bodied by Asuka and starts at the bottom of the barrel and jobbs out a bit while she gets better in ring and becomes champ eventually.
That first entrance back really showed how she has the look down, she just has to be able to put tolerable matches with the rest of the women.
>>799819
the doesn't care about her.
>>799860
crowd*
>>799860
The crowd give her nuclear heat.
Your contrarianism means nothing.
>>799819
i imagine the divas don't give a shit because it's nxt? paige and sasha were some of the most over people on that roster at their peaks
sure she's seething while she collects her checks from all the opportunities she is afforded that eva doesn't get
>>796584
these?
>>799848
Why doesn't she suplex like this on NXT?
She does everything half that speed. That was a legit snap suplex.
>yfw Eva purposefully slows down her ring performance to give the perception she's a sloppy, undeserving reality star to work Full Sail smarks
Holy fuck
How GOAT
You know that Eva fan in the NXT shows that dresses up like her and is usually seen next to the Izzy family? How much do you want to bet that's a staged planted actor WWE put there to make it seem like Eva has fans. I mean, she's always fucking there when Eva shows up but later in the shows you can't fucking see her there anymore. I don't know, I just noticed that whenever I watch NXT. Probably a work or probably legit. The idea of Eva having legit fans terrifies me, I never in my life want to meet these people...
>>799819
> implying Paige gives a shit about Eva Marie getting FUCK OFF WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE heat in the arena where she was Queen
>>800026
Probably because that move was 100% The Brian Kendrick
>>800087
>Brian Kendrick gave himself a snap suplex
>Eva did no work at all
18+
>>800111
> defending Eva Marie
have sex please
>>800126
Has to be the worst may may off all time
>>800168
It's not even a maymay, it's just the same fag saying it over and over
>>800167
no most people don't know that
that's how the rock got so over, "wow he lifted that fat guy with one arm!" they have no idea that the fat guy is jumping.
kinda sad.
>>800170
I called that faggot out in his Cena cock sucking thread. I'm convinced there's only 5 people on this entire board
>>800085
The people who have genuine heat for Eva are die hard fans of wrestling who think she's shitting on what they love, I.E. not casuals , I.E. people who will keep watching WWE no matter what. So Xpac heat or not, she's getting the best heel reaction possible with no negative reprocussions.
>>800073
https://i.instagram.com/jennirodriguezofficial/
She's qt that goes to Fail Meme so it's a possibility
>>800178
X-Pac Heat isn't a "heel" reaction
>>800167
ok. So why don't the good wrestlers do it for her? Are they intentionally making her look worse than she is?
>>800342
Most of the people Eva has been wrestling don't have as vested an interest in making her look good
>>796355
That's a compliment to her ability. Roman can at least work an entire match with his limited moveset, Eva is literally unwatchable as she flails about the ring.
>>796440
>implying any heat is good heat
Eva Marie has go-away heat, the only legit bad kind of heat there is. If I ever attend a live event where Eva is wrestling, I plan on turning my back to the ring the entire time she is out there. I recommend anyone else who dislikes her do the same.
>>800432
>This post.
>>800432
>>800341
Boos from 100% of the audience is. Thats the difference of being a true heel and a smark panderer like KO.
>>800442
when your gimmick is that your a walking version of the IWC complete with neckbeard its pretty hard for the IWC/smarks to hate you when they see themselves in you in more ways than one.
Who should Eva feud with when she makes her inevitable return to the main roster? I personally hope she and Nia bury Mr Fleihr.
>>800454
she will feud with some midcarder probably brie
>>800432
>this guy
Eva working Full Sailors HARD
>>800073
That was pretty goddamn obvious the moment she showed up.
>>796345
She would be a good heel and valuable to the company if she could at least put on a 2.5 star match
>>800176
KEK that wasn't even me that time but you're still ranting about me in another random thread
got you good son, you mine now
>>800497
the bayley match showed she can be at least carried to one thats a vast improvement. Showed bayley is based as fuck too.
>>800511
Bayley's okay in-ring. Nothing special tbqh
She's a bit clumsy and nowhere near Sasha-tier but she'll get over on the MR because standards are low.
>>800518
sasha is overrated,
i think the few clumsy things is part of the bayley gimmick. Its just a good gimmick that people can relate to and attach themselves to especially the jimmies.
>>800595
>i think the few clumsy things is part of the bayley gimmick.
Literal retarded mark
>>800595
Leave now retarded Bayleyfag
>>800628
Sabu used to intentionally do botches to make it seem more real, because it's unrealistic to see people pull off the same moves with technical prowess without fucking up every now and then.
Bayley is sabu 2.0 confirmed.
>>800432
>>796345
I get someone like her is good for business but she still sucks.
How many chances to improve does a person get?
Also she is already in her early 30s she better hurry up and get good.
>>797291
Foley is losing it, he is obsessed with making sure everyone knows how progressive and tolerant he is, he really respects female wrestlers you guys.
>people in this thread have strong opinions on male pornstars
Eva fans everybody.
>>798528
No, but I fucking wish I was.
>>800026
On NXT she doesn't get to practice the same suplex 100 times in a row and then upload the best looking one to youtube. Also, suplexes look good or bad soley based on the person taking the move, unless we're talking about Lesner legit throwing people across the ring, which is not what Eva is doing there.
>>798528
> 3 bad wrestlers
Your point?
>>803412
Wow, really? Was it that difficult for you to follow the conversation?
>>803945
You got rustled pretty hard by an obvious flip remark
>>803971
Not at all. Just flabbergasted that you can't follow a post thread that was only literally 3 posts long.
>>804035
Wait no, just looked and it was only 2!
After Bayley's rise to the spotlight & the immense heat placed on Eva Marie, I honestly can't see anyone else taking the title from her. It has to be Eva. Bayley is significantly better than the current division (despite the majority showing fantastic improvements - looking at you Dana & Alexa). It only makes sense for Eva to take it. She's just so obviously not as good. We need a Tonya Harding angle & Eva gets the title for, like, one week. Just to feel that INSANE heat. Then show Nia Jax wrecking Bayley behind the scenes right before the match. Rematch. Bayley wins on one ankle.
>>796409
That was amazing. That's the correct response to Eva Marie. Do not boo. Feign extreme indifference.
>smark heat
This isn't a real thing. If smarks are constantly shit on by a promotion they will watch something else.
>>796345
she can't wrestle worth shit but I'd tongue punch her fart box
>>804488
>If smarks are constantly shit on by a promotion they will watch something else.
How woefully, pitifully wrong you are.
>>804529
Well, I'm smart enough to. I quit WWE for five years and started watching after Mania this year. After the shitfest that was Survivor Series I've dropped it again. I'll just watch RoH and LU and download NJPW PPVs here and there. Going to a PWG show in a couple weeks. No reason to watch the turd that is WWE.
>>804580
>RoH
>LU
>PWG
>Outlaw wrestling
I think there's a site out there that caters to people such as yourself. I believe it begins with the letter "R".
>>805324
>4chan only likes children's wrestling
That isn't a good image for this site
>>805336
So? It's the underage WWE children's wrestling marks that are the embarrassment
Why isn't this slut on Breaking Ground? She should be at the Performance Center
>>804529
RECORD
LOW
RATINGS
the best
>>807176
>is stuck on /asp/ shitposting about record low ratings watching every Monday
>i-i can go whenever!
Kek.
>>796394
>worst wrestler in the company
But...best heel? The heat she draws is fucking nuclear
>Come in expecting a bunch of Eva sexy pics
>Nothing but neckbeards bitching about her ring ability
>>811667
this
you fucked up /asp/
>>811667
this 2bh and i don't even like eva
>>799789
Eva Marie is white? Since when? She doesn't look it to me. She's really pretty though even if she isn't white.
Also that kike you mentioned is fucked for life now. I'm surprised. I thought jews protect their own?
>>811959
Sorry Niggers fucking Latino girls?
& James Deen got BTFO
>>800087
>rock-bottoming yourself
>>796864
>sliced red
>not just calling it Stale Bread #2
>>813581
> Sasha is white
GOAT diva to be honest
>these retards unironically liking All Botch Everything
You need charisma, great timing and good delivery to play off of a tough crowd. Bo Dallas was damn good at this when he was a deluded heel in NXT. He wasn't very good in the ring, but he was good enough to not be a botch machine.
Eva is missing all of those ingredients. No charisma, no timing, no delivery, it was just an embarrassment to see her. Thankfully, the meme seems to be finished, but now NXT will get a discount Awesome Kong chasing the NXT Women's championship.
>>813599
great name, will use from now on senpai.
Was she punished for booting Carmella in the head?
>>815369
nah but they will probably have her take over for that Devin chick and move her into a non-wrestling role
>>815369
>big cass not jumping up and yelling
>bayley not getting pissed and yelling at eva
shit reactions.
Bayley fags on suicide watch, lads. Nia Jax is going to wreck man-jaw and hand the title over to Eva Marie.
>>800442
>smark panderer like KO
So you just get your opinions here instead of watching the matches? I guess that saves time.
>>815369
I guess we'll see on the next ep of Breaking Ground if there are any repercussions.
>>816589
well was there?
>>818791
It hasn't aired yet you colossal faggot.
>>818797
don't fucking insult me you autistic cunt
>>800442
>smark-ass anti-smarks
We get that you like shit performers because they are legitimately despised for being genuinely shit. You think that makes them good heels. Why then don't you consider people like KO good faces? He sells merch and good cheered over Ziggler in their match on Raw. He went 50/50 with Cena.
If you consider Eva a good heel because people hate her for being shit, despite being initially pushed as a face, then you must consider KO a good face since people like how much of an asshole he acts.
You can take the non-traditional meta definitions of heel/face, but do it for both cases.
>>796355
No, that's charlotte.
>>818855
I'd say Reigns is slightly better in-line but there are so many parallels I have to agree. Charlotte is yet to be hated by the smarks however. The casual smarks that is, not the 4chan ultra neo-smarks.
>>818864
>Charlotte is yet to be hated by the smarks however
that is completely wrong, please try and post a community that actually likes her or thinks she's above decent.
>>818876
Full Sail
>>818876
these online communities do not matter
>>818876
She gets cheers and woos in smark crowds. Smarks don't consist entirely of /wwe/, /woo/ and Reddit. There are smarks who don't even post online aside from in Youtube comments. Funny thing is a lot of people in those communities who dislike Charlotte actually like Reigns, and the opposite is true for the ordinary YouTube-tier smarks. There ate so many levels these days though in both the booking and fandom that it's hard to get your head around.
>>818876
woo, squared circle.
>>818864
All fans over the age of 12 are smarks, you're saying she is universally liked by anyone who isn't a preteen? Toplaff
>>818986
post proof, don't just slander them for the sake of it pls.
>>819014
there is none because you are being rused
>>820643
epic, simply epic :^)
lel
>>833856
This
Seriously she must have done some serious dick sucking to get employed. They made her one of the primary focuses of Total Divas, and WWE spent so much time with that she didn't train ever and now she's getting a huge arse rocket strapped to her and she's gonna get pushed to the fucking moon whether we like or not.
She should be heel Roman's gf.
>tfw no Eva Marie real doll
I wish i was Eva Marie's panties.
>>796345
she looked especially sexy in the latest BG
also i wish she played elizabeth berkely's park in Showgirls
>>844326
her pussy probably smells like seaweed
Would you eat a full cup of her shit if you got to fuck her afterwards? She just ate a dozen eggs and a drank a half gallon of Orange juice...
>>844338
She did look hot as fuck. Much better than she does when she's at actual wrestling shows.
>>844357
i see what you did there
>>844878
i like how her hair looks with the 1 inch of black roots at the base then the red
Her feet are so sexy also.
