Why couldn't we get a BoD vs. Wyatt Family feud promo as good as this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UefYx8bv9Ug
1nd for Ambrose next champ
>Cena took time off to film some reality show
Haaaaaw
We need to install a "no new threads until image limit" rule.
gimmie a (You) if you agree
Reminder that /sp/ won
>>776448
they know not to do it, they just don't care
I miss Steve Blackman
>>776448
This
Just report this thread. /sp/ rejects will learn to abide by the rules.
watch, they are going to delete this thread no matter how long this stays up.
Wait till 500 at least next time bro.
>>776455
why wouldn't they? they've told you not to make new threads until your general is close to getting pruned but you keep doing it
wrestling is fake
>>776456
we can't reach 500, our thread literally snail crawls at that stage
>>776463
it snail crawls at every stage
>>776460
there's a reason why we do it, it's not just to make a new thread. Our old thread is dead
>>776464
you weren't there though
>>776466
you refuse to accept that you're not just popular anymore with your regulars gone
>>776457
>now
This board was made for you guys in mind, its not anything new.
My outlaw martial art hugging thread that has 60 posts since October 1st might fall off the board because you made this thread. Fuck you asshole!
^:) horns up we need as much as we can to keep this thread alive
>>776470
>mod has to try to slow us down because we are too active
>we aren't as popular as we were back on /sp/
reminder that our Raw gamethread did the same number of threads as it did last week on /sp/
>>776480
Well all of your epic gamethreads that you posted against the rules made my skateboarding thread with 6 unique IPs in 45 days 404. Give me your rumblr I'm going to kick your ass
>>776480
This tbf, we're still over, and this is the slowest season for wwe.
>>776480
but we're talking about this general and how you need to keep making new threads to stay on page 1 at all times
your previous general took 15 hours to hit 300 posts when you used to burn through 500 posts in 4~ hours on /sp/
>>776446
Smart move by him, gives young cats a chance to shine too.
>>776497
>gives Roman Reigns a chance to shine too.
ftfy
>>776492
our general is always slow during the nighttime and early mourning genius, this isn't new. It picks up some Time around noon.
Whats the survivor series match gonna be then? Have they not even announced it?
>>776503
You're still following us around?
>>776504
it's a mystery 5v5 we'll find out who's involved at the time of the match.
>>776504
Its a surprise (:
>>776500
so if this is naturally a time when these threads are supposed to be slow, why did you make a new one?
>>776521
Just ignore the autists and discuss wrestling.
No ones posting in these threads because all you faggots do is metapost about muh limits and muh board.
There is no discussion here, you stupid faggots can't just ignore the aspies who come to shit up the thread, you just have to keep giving them (You)s instead of discussing wrestling.
Im not even going to bother with these threads anymore since you retards just love getting baited all day, ill just come around for gamethreads.
>>776541
Ryback
Roman
Rusev
Bruan
Beeg
>>776536
>No ones posting in these threads because all you faggots do is metapost
No one's posting in these threads cause the autists who complained to Hiro are shitposting, like this guy >>776544 who samefags his posts mosts of the time then posts this meme, and a lot of general stupidity going on, as well as the product generally sucking in general. There's a lot of factors going on here.
>>776546
Plus no flags severely reduces the banter/gimmick posting.
>>776546
That fag is not me, the samefag.
>>776547
no posters tends to do the same
>>776549
It literally says 19 you blind faggot
>>776561
>lol i troll u
Find a rope and a stool
>this active poster rate
g-guys ;_;
>>776578
at least we're on the 1st page
>>776578
What's there to talk about? Let's talk about it.
Is the crazy man winning the belt?
>>776582
He's jobbing
>>776578
/asp/ies literally make me sick.
i can smell the stench of virginity coming from them over the internet.
>>776592
you would have no way of knowing that unless you visited there. back to your outlaw wrestling board you queer
>>776588
>proper heel work
>Using someone's death in an angle over the butterfly belt
>>776593
fun fact, /asp/ was tipically the board where people actually go to the gym and practice alternative sports
people who go to the gym tend to be fit and get laid, in case you didn't know
>>776588
>proper heel work
Ya you probably though the whole "YOU SHOULDVE DIED IN OUR MOTHERS WOMB" Bella spiel was proper heel work too right
Any of you guys still on board for that chatroom idea discussed a few days ago?
[hello darkness my old friend....]
can someone recommend me a bloody hardcore pay per view to watch on the wwe network
>>776605
>Ban evading so he can shitpost some more
>>776604
>Vince is so blind he can't see the empty seats
>>776592
>>776599
yeah whatever faggot. I fucked last night.
>>776615
>I totally had sex last night bro I'm not a fat NEET fuck lying on the internet
>>776615
18+
>>776617
fuck you
>>776619
Thank you for proving me right. Now shut the fuck up.
>>776609
I thought the pedo mod was only on /sp/. Seems like you don't even have excuses anymore other than you're obsessed.
>>776617
>>776622
>they don't know the dank /wwe/ meme
>>776624
lol
>>776623
>the boogyman pedo mod
Did he get you fired from your job? You're pathetic, I actually fear for your mental health. Your posts don't even come off as trolling and more like someone who wears a straitjacket.
>>776600
I never understand the context of that GIF
>>776630
shes trying to be funny and Stone Cold isn't laughing, you fucking mark.
>>776633
Its hard to know since I can't hear
>>776635
>he can't read body language
Is that why you never know when to make the move on a girl, virgin?
>>776635
gifs don't have sound
>>776636
I'll have you know I fucked last year.
>>776640
>>776643
no thanks i'm a purist
>>776645
why are you giving money to a corpse?
>>776632
Have sex please, preferably not with children.
>>776657
Come on faggots, i know of you bought or downloaded it
Is this a work?
>>776666
You're the one who's really obsessed with CP senpai.
Maybe if you ask nicely your mom will pop your cherry.
>Nia Jax
Make it stop
>>776677
Have sex please
>>776588
post the whole photo? love to see that opening at the top of her cleavage
>>776703
>female Roman Reigns
>>776483
Underrated post
/wwe/ community: 35
r/squaredcircle community: 99,268 including triple h
>Emma
I forgot about NXMeme. What have I missed so far?
The NXT commentary is just abysmal tonight
/CorbinClub/ WW@?
>>776728
right here fampai
YES
>>776730
>you will never have a finisher where you get stone cold stunnered by your opponent and call it a shoulder breaker
>>776716
I'd rather have a smaller community desu
Makes discussion easier
>Bliss wub remix
based
>>776735
>you will never have a finisher where you get book ended by your opponent and call it the flatliner
![hqdefault3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1NAxPF9.jpg "hqdefault3].jpg")
>>776742
>you will never make a billion dollars convincing rubes that running around like a spaz and delivering a faggy little elbow drop is the most electrifying move in sports entertainment
just nuke Meme Sail already
>>776755
We're meta-keyfabe now senpai. John Cena and Roman are the biggest heels and New Day are the biggest faces.
>>776755
>Getting worked by divas desu
Emabarassing desu
>eva marie
NO
NO
NO
NO
BASED EVA
Eva Marie is the best heel in wwe. Prove me wrong.
>all this heat
Eva working the Meme Sail marks hard
I hope for Eva's sake that she doesnt take the title from Bayley at the UK event, she will get murdered by smark chavs and angry "asians"
YFW Eva actually wins
>>776776
FEMALE ROMAN REIGNS
>>776782
tapings tomorrow
I am actually hype for Survivor Series because I will be in attendance with decent free seats but I can't help but feel I wouldn't be at all otherwise. Holding out hope that either Ambrose or Reigns turns and that the Wyatts actually go over but both are getting harder to believe. I am expecting a Taker win because muh anniversary and Dean and Reigns to shake hands after Reigns wins and MAYBE a Sheamus cash-in which will lead to a bunch of Sheamus/Barrett v 2/3 SHIELD matches before Roman becomes a TWO-TIME champ at TLC.
>>776776
They should have her quickly beat Bayley with a kick to the head
>>776760
This
>punk leaves
>shield break up
>everyone with any sort of heat or momentum got buried (cody rhodes, swagger, ziggler, wyatts etc)
>bryan died
Not one thing other than New Day and Lesnar was good since Punk left.
>>776796
Scenes when this actually happens
WHENS BASED ASCENSION
>>776675
You don't like white Awesome Kong?
>NXT had 3 divas matches
trashman.jpg
>>776803
>literally the only wrestlers that go out there and have fun
>using the word mark
why are they the only wrestlers to do what Vince says he wants the roster to do and have fun when they go out?
I literally haven't watched raw since cena left. Infeel like I've missed nothing
>Asscension jobbing on NXMeme
lel
A lot of rage on this thread.
Motherfuckers are cracking me up
Lol stupid nerds
>>776814
Cancer please go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOvwJDwCshM
>hates Roman Reigns with a passion
>rather anyone else but him, including Owens/Neville
Your thoughts?
baka
>>776829
Samoanswinlol
>watching UUDD Tourney
>Seth gonna win the whole thing with a torn freakin ACL
>You will never have a bro as based as Xavier bringing the console and the rest of the crew to the hospital for you
How big is the Big Shows dick?
>>776829
he's definitely making it to the finals but he's definitely not leaving as champ
>state of the midcard belts after svs
>>776837
2 inches.
hard.
>>776841
WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL
WELL IT'S THE SMALL SHOOOOOOWWWW
>>776845
lexplorer is trying anew gimmick in prison.
>>776843
Why do you he is always mad?
>>776852
Smart move. Some tattoos and a new attitude and he'll fit right in.
>>776831
>watching reviews of fucking wrestling shows
I bet that cunt isn't even entertaining
>>776829
Wow great journalism here. Really, good work, I learnt a lot of nothing from this post. Please keep posting more dirtsheets. I want to know what the latest "big push" is, or what these unconfirmed talks have been about.
anyone have nip/lip slips of baily or bliss?
Was NXT any good tonight?
>>776895
No
>>776895
im watching it right now its ok so far main event is baily vs alexa bliss for the title
>>776897
>>776899
Well confirmed for skipping then. When's the next TakeOver?
does anyone know why in tag team matches the person who want to be tagged in holds onto the white rope on the top turnbuckle it dosent look like the other turnbuckles have as much slack in the rope
>>776908
18+
How is this guy considered a wrestler? You know you're a joke when even Melissa Joan Hart is making fun of you
>>776764
when she got her tits done again did she get them bigger as well?
>>776860
He isn't, he's one of those smarks who only think ring work/work rate/etc matter the most than character and storylines.
And completely despises Reigns with a passion and will always go against him, even praising Rollins's shitty championship run.
>>776948
What was said? And I'd believe the part about Paige being a bully, heard the same reports coming from Cameron and Sasha.
>>776670
>>776952
Geez this is some pathetic stuff. I think Lana is mad about Paige saying all Lana and Summer do is squabble over men.
Maybe that wasn't part of the script.
>>776953
Nah talking about when Cameron was feuding with Naomi after the funkadyctls broke up and Cameron was getting a mini-heel push that went nowhere after she wrestled Paige.
>take your GF to NXT
>she holds up this sign
wat do?
>>776962
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
>mfw the thread is still up
Based as fuck
>>776895
Trash as usual.
Eva Marie still has no fucking clue what do to.
Instead of ignoring the fans like a heel in her position should, she told them to shut up a bunch of times.
>>776949
Source on the Sasha stuff, AFAIK they are good friends.
The Cameron stuff was Total Divas hyping, they do it all the time
>>776954
I dont think shes mad at all. Lana also started shit with rousey for no reason, she just wants to stay relevant while she's out. Paige is the best diva to do this with. Same reason madusa has been tweeting and posting stuff about Paige on Instagram.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/polls/wwe-world-heavyweight-title-tournament-winner-poll
Get ambrose and based fatass above rometty, senpai
>>777021
>only 5k votes
Did this just go up or does no one care anymore?
>>777021
right after I put my vote in deano was beating him by 4%
So who of you guys is shitposting on /tv/ with Seth Rollins pics?
>>777021
Voted for based fatty
>Roman getting btfo by deanetty
>>777027
Why not shit up /sp/ instead fampai?
>>777010
IDK she just started talking shit to Rousey after the loss to Holms.
>>777021
Yes just like Cesaro winning 37% of the vote mattered eh?
>>776936
Because he's a third generation superstar
>>777034
kek
>>776948
>no mention of rosa also coming to paiges defense
no respect for industry vets desu
>>777034
I was talking about the guy wearing a t-shirt and basketball shorts.
>>777032
She compared Ronda losing to Rusev losing to Cena at wrestlemania. That sounds pretty pathetic and in bad taste.
>>777038
LOS INGOBERNABLES
>>777021
Whats the point? They won't listen to us
>>777045
So the rest of the world can say Karma hit Rousey and give her bants but Lana cant? You guys are such pathetic hypocritical faggots. The bitch was a cocky slut and got humbled.
>>777046
>le WWE doesn't listen to fans meme
you guys had your manlet Daniel Bryan win at WM and showed he wasn't ready for the main event. Just stahhhp
>>777021
>actually taking internet polls seriously
>>777045
Nothing wrong with her making fun of Ronda. She's a hack.
But she should get off twitter permanently.
>>777021
This one seems pretty close, Cesaro won the last one, what makes you think WWE will care if 99% of people vote for Deanetty?
>>777050
Yeah but that was like a majority effort. I haven't looked at the poll yet, but I can guarentee it isn't a landslide against Roman. Unless 90% hates Roman, nothing will happen.
>>777050
Fuck off faggot. They literally got forced into a corner to the point where fans had to pressure the shit out of them. There was no other fucking choice.
Batista was in the hotseat. Vince literally resorting to listen to the fans for a change doesnt mean shit
kill yourself and consider yourself intellectually checkmated you little faggot
About to enter Brock Lesnar mode
>>777050
>you guys had your manlet Daniel Bryan win at WM
Nope. If CM Punk hadn't left, Bryan would be wrestling Sheamus, and the main event would be a disastrous Randy Orton vs. Batista match that would have ended in boos worse than royal rumble 2015. The crowd was already bummed out about the streak ending, you think they'd have sat through Batista vs. Orton?
>>777047
personally don't care but considering she was rooting for her prior to the match and then came for rousey and a few days later paige, its obvious she just wants attention
tbf it worked
>>777062
This.
What is with this /spwwe/ meme of everyone acting like they digest vinces diarrhea constantly? Are you fags actually like this? please elaborate
>>777065
please have sex
>>777064
>CM Punk broke the streak by technicality
holy shit
>>777067
>literally no rebuttal
Nice meme senpai xD. Le Vanilla Midget Manlet Smark Marks amirite?
>>777065
What's next? You gonna tell me you don't like Cena? Buster ass nigga.
>>776902
You should probably watch the tag match between Jordan&Gable and The Ascension if nothing else. It was pretty good. Nothing else was that special, unless Asska's psycho smile gives you a boner.
>>777061
i hope you're training to be the next KOJIMA. i miss his meals.
>It's a Carmella coming out by herself entrance
They should go back to having the WWE Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship. Always keep one on Vince's guy and always keep on the fan's guy. Vince's guys would get booed less because the fans would feel less disenfranchised because their guy would have his title.
>>776936
yeah, then he btfo'd her and mocked her irrelevance for a few more tweets after he blocked her and shit on her in coles interview.
Celebrities tweeting bad things at Heels on twitter? I dont think this has ever happened!
>>777082
>Getting butthurt by a celebrity tweet
>>777050
> wasn't ready for the main event
> best WrestleMania main event since HBK retired
> highest-drawing segments on the highest-drawing episode of RAW since the 3 hour run
lol how much of a mark do you have to be to toss the salad of a company that openly doesn't give a shit about you
>>776936
Owens really needs to stop facing taller people.
>>777081
And make Smack!Down its own show again, instead of tired repeat of the lamer half of RAW's segments, to justify the two championships. They can use some of the Main Event/SuperStars fodder to fill out the Smack!Down card, and just get rid of Main Event/Superstars. No one has the WWE Network for those shows anyway. People only have it for NXT and PPVs. As such, losing one of those shows costs nothing, and the improved basic cable product, that has VASTLY greater exposure, will convince more fans to buy the Network to see the PPVs. And will help the ratings on the cable shows, especially with Smack!Down coming to the USA Network in the future.
>>777085
I think it would offer the chance for guys to be used accordingly. But I suppose creative getting a shakeup should be a priority. I also don't know how they would reintroduce the title. Anyone have any ideas?
>>777087
Then he'd only wrestle Neville, Kalisto and El Torito senpai.
>>777085
>Heel antics
Nah he legitimately got butthurt he got called lazy, and his fans have been harassing Melissa and saying they hope her children die cause their favorite fat mandrama guy got called lazy.
>>777087
hes like 6' his stumpy ass fat figure and agility makes up for the shortness. Jesus fuck atleast hes not gable or santino
How fucking ridiculous did Brock vs Eddie Guerrero look hypothetically? And it ended up being a fucking great feud
Guerrero was way shorter than owens for fucks sake. Beaner genetics
>>777087
Pretty much everyone in the main event scene is taller than him, and he's stuck their being 5'9" or whatever his height is with those lifts.
>>777079
but anon, it's the next big wave of women wrestlers! yay for carmella, alexa, eva, dana and emma! and you know who is coming up behind them right?! nia, asuka and..well.. some australians? its going to be a wild ride!
>>777093
He's not 6 feet brah. Look at him lined up next to Reigns and Orton.
>>777090
Yeah, an overhaul of Creative is a prerequisite for anything good happening on a consistent basis in the WWE.
To introduce the second championship, use >>777089 idea and establish Smack!Down as it's own "league" (like American League and National League in MLB), and bring back Big Gold to be Smack!Down's brand championship. Have one or two PPVs per year dedicated to RAW vs Smack!Down champs and shit.
>>777092
Its not like he told them to do that.. she shouldnt of tweeted if she couldnt take the heat.
Owens' Twitter gimmick has been snarky counter bants and blocking people for awhile now. This isnt the first time hes done this shit. Its his character.
When steen was still steen in ROH he never did this shit because he was free to say whatever the fuck he wanted on twitter
>>777089
It would make so much sense for another brand split to happen when smackdown goes to usa. Play up an angle of a bunch guys on the roster feeling misused and exploited (led by a returning Bryan?) who manage to hijack smackdown for themselves.
>>777097
>they could have used a traditional survivor series match to set this up this year
>>777095
NXT focusing on divas is killing the show. The divas division has had more segments this past month than the tag and heavyweight division combined.
>>777103
>2015
>being sexist
is NXT up on watchwrestling yet?
>>777105
There are a lot of talented guys not being used though. This could possibly lead to them being used.
>>777100
His "gimmick" on twitter is to make fun of people and their profile pictures if they have anything bad to say about him, even a simple, "you suck." I found it hilarious he got worked up by what Melissa of all people had to say. Twitter is killing this business.
>>777105
The WWE right now HAS its best roster since Ruthless Aggression
>>777110
oh yea, thats part of it too.. Those pic posts can sometimes be gold. Especially if its a fat fuck calling a fat fuck a fat fuck
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/1105/603486/pro-wrestling-drama-coming-to-fox/
Will wrestling be mainstream again?
>>777094
> implying that Reigns doesn't wear lifts
What a mark.
>>777103
There isn't a lot for the heavyweight division to offer outside of Corbin, Rhyno, Joe, and Balor. Everyone else is in a tag team. They should focus on the tag team division a bit more, in hope of maybe SUCCESSFULLY shuffling a few up to the main roster to improve that roster.
>>777111
Yeah, I think it's been mentioned that regardless, Creative needs to be overhauled. As in: Fire everyone one of them, and pull Vince's head out of his ass.
Smack!Down would actually be the better program (like in the Old Days) if it had it's own booking team that Vince didn't micromanage.
>>777116
Even without lifts, he's still taller than him. Owens is Daniel Bryan tier in terms of height.
>>777121
lol WWE has had creative problems since 2000
Vince is the root cause and it will never get any better until he's gone
>WWE World Heavyweight Tournament
>Divas End the Show
Was it due to Ronda losing? Can Steph die already?
>281 posts
>68 unique IPs
>>777125
Couldn't have thought of a worse way to close the show. I imagined the crowd was beyond bummed out having to listen to those horrible promos, and using someone's death in an angle.
>>777126
and?
>>777126
Better ration than /heem/:
>>777128
>Putting Ric Flair's daughter near a microphone
Holy shit I sometimes just wish I hated wrestling like the majority of the world
>>777123
Owens is clearly much taller than Bryan
KO is maybe 2" shorter than Cena
>>777130
ratio*
>>>/sp/63656105
>>777126
Look at the /sp/ shitposting thread for real autism.
>132 posts
>24 unique IPs
>>777103
>NXT focusing on divas is killing the show
no it isn't
>>777126
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>>777135
thankfully the thread therapist is here to save them!
You kids know this is fake right?
>>777140
they fall for the bait everytime
>>777140
It's still real to me, dammit!
>>777137
Then what is? This weeks NXT alone had 3 (three) diva segments.
>>777144
Y-you too.
so' sashas in the dog house right? Is vince mad at her for acknowledging her fans?
>>777144
Have sex
>>777123
>daniel bryan tier
lel. Hes much taller than D-Bry.
>>777135
i mean, we're in here chillin. he's the one comin in to antagonize. that's the insecure one. who should please have sex.
>>777148
Just realized she wasn't on RAW.
>>777105
I disagree. The problem with RA was even though SD had kurt and Eddie, raw was always more stacked. That formula might actually work since developmental is so much more efficient
>>777106
Get the network. It's only $9.99!
>>777146
>Then what is?
Nothing, NXT is getting bigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=353fBr5G-j8
>>777160
Bruh NXT has been shit for awhile now. The last good match was with Sasha Banks. And before that was when Sami Zayne was still around.
>>777161
Why do people think just cause someone has a nice shape they're on steroids? Even if you're taking steroids you still have to go to the gym.
>>777164
Owens era was better than Zayn era. Just because KO was booked as a monster heel and him killing Zayn was magical
I agree nevilles was good too though
>>777164
NXT TV episodes have always been unremarkable, mostly because everything is so short and this is due to the episodes only being an hour long. The Takeovers are always top quality.
>>777166
>Owens era was better than Zayn era
Have sex. When Owens became NXT champion, that's the exact moment NXT started to suck.
>>777167
This I agree with. But I actually remember being excited to watch NXT every Wednesday but now I watch it out of obligation like RAW.
>>777167
Theyrd amazing because storylines are actually fulfilling and have great build up. Shit feels complete when its done
I forgot to mention they dont treat their watchers like they have special needs like the main roster shows
>Backstage segment with Seth and Haitch
>I WONDER WHAT THEY COULD BE TALKING ABOUT
>COULD IT BE ABOUT THE NEXT PPV?
>WHAT WILL (INSERT WRESTLER HERE) BE IN FOR TONIGHT?
>later on rollins comes and interferes in (INSERT WRESTLER HERE)'s match
>MICHAEL COLE: OH COME ON!!!! IS THIS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT
>JBL: MAGGLE MAGGLE MAGGLE
and so on
>>777169
>have sex
/sp/ memes are fucking terrible. Smoke less of the herbal jew. Owens heel run in NXT was fanfucking tastic. From him entering to him losing the belt and rekking fullsail before summerslam/takeover
>>777174
>I forgot to mention they dont treat their watchers like they have special needs like the main roster shows
To be fair, people who have special needs is their target demographic.
>>777187
The problem isn't their story building. The problem is they're building up a divas storyline while ignoring everything else.
