What is cesaro's gimmick?
/CorbinClub/ we ten posts early ww@?
I kinda feel bad for swedekek.
>>765628
king of reddit.
>>765630
I hope you don't cry too hard when Corbin completely fizzles and dies on the main roster.
>>765635
I hope you dont whine like a bitch when he cućks bryan out of a royal rumble win :^)
>>765630
He might actually be uglier than neville
>>765641
hes not a manlet and actually has a tough look though.
>>765641
Unless you're a chick your opinion means shit ťbh
>Baron Corbin winning a rumble
>Bryan wrestling ever again
Please, share more of this fantasy world you live in.
Im not sharing shit if you dont give me a (You) bitchass fuccboi.
>>765639
>Not even Flair was good enough to push Roman
Give it up man. He is hopeless. You can baleeb dat
>>765622
NAH CHICAGO DIS AINT BORING BABY DIS REAL LIFE
>>765630
>>765622
daily remdiner hes going over cesaro on monday and it doesnt matter how many cesaro section signs you print out and hand to people in the crowd to change it
>Raw switching to two hours
>Raw switching to TV-14
Which of these two would you prefer?
>>765664
Tv-14
>>765663
If Reigns were going over, Sheamus would've beaten Cesaro so the reaction would be better.
>>765664
Two hours.
>>765660
Stupid Rhyno śmh.
>>765664
2 hours
>>765664
2 hours, easy.
What should my trip gimmick be senpai?
>>765681
Skateboarding
>>765663
man i hope someone caps le reddit sections reaction
How do I organise a meeting with Mook? Where can I make a reservation?
why did they move wwe over here but not ufc??
fuck gookmoot!
>>765664
2 hours easily.
>>765674
How is it Rhyno's fault the lanklet doesn't know how to take a bump?
>>765687
their next then trb then fifa and something else.
How is Cesaro so over? Is it the underdog effect?
>>765689
He sandbagged him you fucking mark.
>>765692
People just appreciate how good he is in the ring. Crazy right?
>>765692
That's the only way to explain it. Literally just smarks who only care about his wrestling. As a character, he's boring as shit and therefore I can't be bothered to watch anything he does. Yes, he's an amazing wrestler, he's just a boring guy. He has no gimmick.
I want a John Cena blow up doll.
>>765702
>we actually woodflipped and superkicked
Why are /sp/ fags still coming here and salting everything up?
They got what they wanted and we're happy with it. Why the shitposting?
>>765717
Just ignore the porky pig impersonator thats up at 2 am just to shitpost on a thread he doesnt like.
What I like about the WWE is ________.
>Bret Hart is my favorite wrestler
>>765722
the big pg legend ryback
![[muffled onions heard in the distance].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nCWHLMn.jpg "[muffled onions heard in the distance].jpg")
>>765622
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take long, deep inhales of her sweaty, meaty shit hole.
>>765722
Corbin
>>765722
Women's Wrestling
>>765722
Interesting characters. That just never happens anymore
>>765726
>>765664
WCW was PG during the attitude era
Flair = GOAT
>>765672
>>765675
>>765677
>>765688
>wanting to keep Nickelodeon wrestling
18+
>>765742
>implying WCW's edgier content isn't what inspired the attitude era
>>765744
>thinking blood and bra & panty matches will make wwe any better
Please have sex.
>>765746
As I recall that's when most people stopped watching.
>>765742
PG then and now are different.
Also the sponsors control what wwe can do because muh public traded cumpenny
>>765748
This segment is sponsored by Pay Day's delicious crunchy candy bar. Get the app like 400 million others and the 37 million in attendance tonight.
>>765748
I can't wait for feuds to start over Sonics™ Shakes.
>>765750
As an adult, would you rather watch Die Hard on Toy Story?
>>765753
Id rather watch good ol wrestling with my pals right here on /wwe/ b
>>765746
>muh record low ratings childrens wrestling is great
ok kid
>>765753
Toy story is a great movie famareeno.
>>765757
22+
>>765756
The problem isn't the pg fampai.
>UK Version
>US Version
So, which one should i watch?
>>765702
>hey guys it's me >cmzom I post le based fatass so you know its me
>hey guys it's me, bretkuk, I post Anvil cukhart so you know its me
Top kek
>>765765
you seem like a real bitch, so UK
>>765765
the one without the constant fast food commercials
>>765765
I miss flags.
>>765702
Jim "literally who" Neidhart
>>765769
>you seem to have a problem with logic
no faggot. go back and find a Richard Pryor PG movie. Guarentee they talk about sex and they fuck. PG now and PG then isn't the same. Eat shit faggot
>mfw your generation is so fragile they can't hear mean words without protesting
>>765750
Wrestlers have no legitimacy now, it has been pussified to children's level
When this was the sort of thing you had to do to win a world title match, it actually seemed like they had earned something, and the belt was actually worth something. Now it's just "Cena's fireman's carry takeover, 1-2-3, buy your kid my latest t-shirt on the way out"
>>765774
Vince couldn't pay me enough to do this shit.
>>765702
The entire Hart family is overrated.
If trips Reigns will never win the WHC
>>765774
I like the attitude era but that kind of shit like that makes me cringe. I dont mind him getting thrown off the cage. But flames, tacks, lightbulbs, barbwire... shit like that bothers me.
>>765777
Witnessed
>>765753
most are shit so neither.
>>765775
I always thought the pain Foley took he enjoyed in some sort of sexual way. Disturbing.
>>765774
Badass pedigree. Rollins is too small to pull that off.
>>765773
find me a promo where any cursing was being done in wcw
you seem to have an issue with logic between talking hard and having to rely on curse words
the only way vince was able to compete was having tv14, he couldnt write or come up with anything clever
99% of wcw promos was using the word butt rather than ass
>>765777
Well done, lad.
How does exile feel?
>>765787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cps9Xd7wmw
>>765793
Pretty comfy. thanks family.
>>765793
Suprisingly not bad
>>765794
>1 ppv promo
>and it was censored
now find another
meanwhile ill let you konw when you total just 1 episode of raw's amount of cursing and lewdity
>>765785
Too bad it cut 30 years off his life.
What happened to all of the /wwe/ streamers? I remember there being three or four of them around months ago.
>>765798
>find me a promo
>ok
>NUH UH DOESNT COUNT
>>765785
So do you think he likes this a lot then?
>>765794
>posts the death of wcw as evidence
Bruh that's not helping your case.
>>765800
we all legally purchase the wwe network with our credit cards mr officer.
>>765799
He's 50 years old already and I doubt he would have lived to 80.
>>765803
where did i say it didnt count?
again, go back to your very first attempt to respond which was filled with illogical points
and try to comprehend and add logic again.
>>765744
>changing the ratings will change the shit writing
>>765809
I'm not the guy you were arguing with before, anonymous isn't a username.
>>765787
WCW had Hogan vs Flair in a first blood barbed wire cage match
>PG
>>765811
It used to be when there were only 5 tripfags and 1 guy named anonymous posting on this board.
>>765806
There was no AOL in that video
How are you cunts liking your new home? :^)
>>765813
Ayyy
>>765812
okay, a first blood, which means as sooon as the blood is seen the match is over
how many times have we seen blood this year in WWE
again, let me know when logic enters your retorts
>>765819
Sorry what WWE matches happened in the last year where the objective is to make a guy bleed?
I like the lack of blood in today's wwe because it makes it look like a big deal when someone does bleed.
>>765822
>I like the lack of blood in today's wwe because it makes it look like a big deal when someone does bleed.
>>765819
>bleeding in PG WWE gets you a huge fine
When was the last time they did a first blood match?
>>765823
>I want every match to look like the elevator scene from the shining
Post your wrestling theme -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJu7r6OUvk
>>765808
He was a handsome young lad. Look at his debut match.
>>765821
all the taker vs bork matches actually almost all the bork matches
>>765824
you realize the FCC fines for a bunch of shit based on what your rating is, right?
by the way, im still waiting on more than just 1 promo in which the word "ass" or "son of a bitch" was used once and was censored and a PPV to boot, is on par to weekly monday night raw episodes for an entire 2 hours
>>765829
He said objective. Come on senpai.
>>765826
>i watch wrestling for the matches
>>765835
Flairfag not now please.
Reminder that wrestling ability is literally the least important part of being a sports entertainer.
How are you bros coping?
>>765838
It's been chill at night. During the day it's all out shitposting.
>>765838
Pretty good actually, all we need are flags and I actually like the lower post limit because threads always died out towards the end.
We LITERALLY have a board for ourselves.
>>765832
>now it is the FCC's fault
oh wow, lel
>i'm still waiting
you better get watching those WCW shows on the network then, you won't find them by sitting there, especially when WWE has removed most of it from youtube
I feel like I'm almost there what am I missing!?
>>765837
If you can't put on a good match, you're not a good sports entertainer
>>765838
POWER OF POSITIVITY
HORNS UP
^:)
>>765841
It's easy to find some, just look for Scott Steiner
>>765838
His injury saved us from having Reigns as champion so I'm coping just fine.
What was your favorite part of Stone Cold's run? His matches... or his segments, mic work, shenanigans, and randomly fucking people up?
>wrestling is about the matches
>>765845
Post some then
>>765841
i dont need to watch them on the network, i watched it live
the literal youtube clip of "nwo's greatest entrance" literally is right after a commercial break in which TV PG is right on the screen
the idea that 12yo's think TV 14 is what made the attitude era are idiots
that was just the laziest crutch vince had to lean on
no different than someone today complaining that they need to be a rated R film, and then you go an realize that the daniel craig bonds, or MI 3 and several other modern classic acction movies were all PG13
Who else skips 95% of matches unless it's as big PPV match here? Watch the first minute and then skip to the last. WWE needs more promos.
>>765842
If you're make Stone Cold give your wife some bruises.
>>765845
again, talking hard and loud isnt cursing
the fact that you assume hogan an stiener an others MUST have been cursing every promo cause the era of wrestling just prooves your 12 and why your logic is so stupid
>>765827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD0Mm6WIcYs
>>765852
and with that, im done talking with 12yo's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHqBPw5HYDU
>>765858
they're big and they're cheesy
>>765855
Shut the fuck up nigger, you sound retarded as fuck and you've been proven wrong already in this thread.
>>765777
Fucking based
>>765852
>in which TV PG is right on the screen
see >>765773
>the idea that 12yo's think TV 14 is what made the attitude era are idiots
If you believe that then you didn't watch the Attitude Era and therefore must be a 12 year old idiot.
>basically everything from the Attitude Era is banned now
>i-i-it still would have been the same
>>765852
>Stone Cold celebrating his victory with a cool glass of water!
>if you want to see me kick somebody's butt, give me a HECK YEAH!
>this slow postrate
Sigh. Yeah, moving to /asp/ was sure a good idea.
>>765867
where did i say everything would be the same
the fact you keep overlooking the points i made that vince going to PG14 was the cheapest crutch he could use cause he couldnt actually write or come up with any creative to compete on a level playing field
thats the literal definition of someone today going to rated R just to have a bunch of nudity or gore claiming that if they had to cut it out it wouldnt be as good
roman reigns with hoes or cursing doesnt make him less fucking shit
>>765869
the 2nd sentence was every wcw promo during the 80 weeks they kicked wwf's ass
let me know when you understand logic and comprehension
>>765870
Once raw rolls around and everyone gets it together we'll have it figured out again. There's wrestling discussion in the tributary threads as well. We used to just be a river; now we're a water system populating an ocean.
Man I'm cutting promos. Should stop drinking senfams
>>765875
I hope you realize how idiotic your post is.
>>765727
Shit taste
>>765878
It made me kek
>>765881
How lonely are you bro. /wwe/ userbase is a bunch of older dudes. Everyone knows your 16. Whats the point
>>765881
swede is still there so its taken care of
>>765881
this board is too lazy to even request flags
>>765886
>tfw I actually miss swedkek, jew porn, and samefag spam
>>765870
it's 3:30 in relevant countries, it's always slow at this time.
>>765886
is he still doing his thing? post a screencap
>>765804
>>765893
im right here
>tfw i lost my flag and now im just another generic poster
Final version. Won't post it again.
>>765895
>the only time he held the belt properly on that shoulder was when WWE sent out photoshopped pics of it
HE LITERALLY WOULD LOOK AT IT TO DOUBLE CHECK BEFORE PUTTING IT ON
>>765899
>BJJ more like BMJ
Top kek
>>765900
The horrors of low-userbase 4chan boards
>>765901
>getting worked by the A+ player
>>765873
Going to TV14 was an extremely successful business venture and spawned one of the biggest booms in wrestling history. It worked wonders for ECW and WWF
WWE now is like WWF 1994. PG and shit, playing it safe with childish themes
>thats the literal definition of someone today going to rated R just to have a bunch of nudity or gore claiming that if they had to cut it out it wouldnt be as good
That is true about the Attitude Era though. If Vince cut all the 'attitude' out of it, it wouldn't have been anywhere near as good
>>765900
>Bretkek's new gimmick is petty based
it's good to see you adapted quick and didn't perish senpai.
>>765876
You mean the same time that WWF was an even weaker PG show and WCW had stolen their top stars? And by the time WWF started kicking WCW's ass they had switched to TV14?
lel @ logic and comprehension
>>765909
except it didnt boom, WCW was already beating them and pulling in the same number
when WCW went down, WWF had the same TV 14 til like 2008 when it switched
literally nobody here thinks WWE began to suck in 2008
>>765910
>bretkek
>based
Pick suicde
This is like when the Namekians were settled to a new planet.
>>765912
>top stars
you mean the Diesel and Bret era?
are you seriously trying ot defend those draws?
did you forget that Vince gave austin the stupid stunning steve gimmick cause he had no idea what ECW was and how he had already created the austin character at that point
same goes with rocky johnson
>>765917
>>765917
I don't remember much about DBZ but I'm pretty sure they didn't kill everyone and take over.
>>765916
chillout flairfag, there's a reason Bretkek is still over while you're not.
>>765914
>the Attitude Era wasn't a boom period
Holy shit, what
WCW never got 6s in the ratings like 1999 WWF did, WCW only had to get 4s to beat WWF in 1996/97
>>765900
Stop posting that ugly cunt
>>765922
>this dickrider
WHEN WE SAY UCE
Y'ALL SAY O
UCE!
>>765926
O!
>>765923
they were pulling fractions of a point apart after those 80 weeks
have you not watched the 1000 fucking attitude era shows the netowrk has put out showing the ratings an talking about it?
>>765926
>were off tv for literally a year
>didnt do anything to change their gimmick
>crowd dull as fuck
>they dont even have their dances synced up
>same shitty paint and gear
>>765928
UCE!
>>765933
O!
>>765934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgOb8u8zh0s
How long do you guys think it'll take until we don't need to use generals anymore and we can just use the entire board?
Surely enough /wooo/fags and former /wwe/fags will migrate and give us an actual community, right?
Can /wwe/ shitpost /asp/ to 1 million posts in a month?
>>765932
>>were off tv for literally a year
Twoso got hurt at Wrestlemania senpai.
>>same shitty paint and gear
They came back with some weird camouflage shit on their legs
>>765936
Based
Reminder that Reigns will have a dancing gimmick by 2017.
Someone ring up Jackie 4chan and tell him to put flags on here.
>Usofags has found the the general
At least it was a good 24h
When did we get kicked off /sp/ lads? Haven't been on for a couple of days.
>>765949
We're here
>>765941
Try half a year
I actually like the Usos.
Does that make me a faggot?
>>765954
During Smackdown, funny enough.
>>765957
After watching UUDD I like them too.
>>765957
Makes you based as fuck senpai
>>765958
Anything on Smackdown worth watching this week?
>>765962
the part where your mom blew everybody was fun
>>765936
which one is married to the nigger?
and is the other one gay or why doesnt he have a GF
>>765962
Don't remember it. I was too busy shitposting and begging Gook for a board.
>>765964
>which one is married to the nigger?
Uce
Reminder that there is no room for racism on /asp/.
>>765968
Australia please
ryback wwe champion
ryback ic champion
ryback us champion
ryback tag team champion
kevin obese owens diva champion
>>765899
>>765968
Let's agree to disagree, much love HH
>>765974
Yes
>>765962
Absolutely nothing, just get the tourny results and you're good.
>>765969
Damn how did you know
>>765974
No they are all fucking trash
>>765977
I spend too much time in /wwe/
NOW WATCH ME WHIP
>>765982
Uso's are back senpai
>>765987
Can you stop with the racial abuse please
Prime WWE > Prime TNA > Prime WCW > Prime ECW > Prime NJPW
>>765987
>>765992
thanks m8
>>765992
Stephanie is a qt with her mouth covered.
in4latethreadbliss
If trips the next five WHCs will be:
>Ambrose
>Owens
>face Rollins
>Wyatt
>Crews
>>765999
Witnessed
>>765999
2bh these post aren't as fun on the slow boards
>>766001
Bryan is dead senpai. They're still training his replacement.
>>766003
Spooky
>>765959
>them
only 1 of them is on the show, its the cool one whos married to the nig an on total divas
>>765968
IM A GGER
766010 and boogeyman wins whc
>>766006
They come as a package so I can't like one without the other.
>>766010
Spooky fampais
>>766004
Zayn is injured too though.
>>765997
theres something on her twitter, apparently something contraversial was admitted to by her?
>>766018
Jay Lethal
>>766018
Kurt Angle
>>766018
TIMEPSLITTERS
>>766018
Ricochet
>>766018
Aj until seth gets back. Book him like he's above the rest of the talent. Don't let him wrestle on raw, book him for raw but have him lose by DQ every match by using a foreign object (ring steps are the best choice) . People get curious, even casuals, that they start googling his matches. Cut a promo about only being able to see what he's capable of on the network/ppv.
>>766018
Jarvis Solid
>>766024
>how to kill WWE
>>766024
>Don't let him wrestle on raw, book him for raw but have him lose by DQ every match by using a foreign object
Yeah, this worked really well for Seth. Retard.
AJ Styles' legacy will be tarnished the day he debuts on Raw. He's putting on great matches in Japan. Let him stay there and be the best in Japan. WWE audience wouldn't care about him or appreciate him.
>>766015
accusations of being a ring rat according to anonymous rookies at the performance center
>>766031
Blissfag kucked again.
>>766029
As if he's even good enough to be in wwe
>>766029
>AJ Styles' legacy will be tarnished the day he debuts on Raw. He's putting on great matches in Japan. Let him stay there and be the best in Japan. WWE audience wouldn't care about him or appreciate him.
>>765992
I love the look in Aitch's eyes
>This is the sort of shit I have to put up with nowadays
>"NOH8"? Yeah, that's a good message for heels to be sending.
>I used to be champion...
>>766029
pretty sure he's coming to NXT when his contract is up
>rich swann is now in developmental
ALL NIGHT LONG
ALL NIGHT LONG
ALL NIGHT LONG
ALL NIGHT LONG
>>765964
>married to Naomi
The good looking more charismatic one. Jimmy. The one on the right
>>766029
AJ's legacy - LITERALLY WHO?
Even Hornswoggle has a bigger legacy than AJ right now.
>>766052
Based as fuck desu senpai.
>>766018
Corbin
>>765926
DOUCHE!
>>766057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gHjKR_4Zec
R8 Swann of ten
>>766052
>Rich Swann
>no Willie Mack or Cedric Alexander
WWE's taste in black guys sucks
>>766064
Steph prefers them flexible
>>765945
And the crowd will go
>WE-WANT-KHALI
>*clap clap clap*
Mark my words. Print screen this post.
>Roman Reigns
>catching a break
Pick one
>>766018
Carlito
