-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: Alberto Del Rio
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
Tbh I'm glad October is over to get rid of the fucking pink rope.
RAW doesn't seem to be on. Did Vince fuck something up again?
RAW will be boring tonight.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
Hulk Hogan cuts the best promos
>>755492
I really wouldn't mind it if A) They bothered making some real shirts that would actually sell and using THOSE proceeds to donate to cancer research and B) Actually use a charity which donates to cancer RESEARCH and not AWARENESS.
>>755496
Can the fucking mods actually pay attention to the fucking reports?! Ban this shit already, christ!
>>755496
For the fourth month in a row, I am keeping it real
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
Who is the Hogan poster?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
The only thing that might be okay tonight is The New Day
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
The Hulkster would make RAW start at the same time each week regardless of daylight savings.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
Hulk Hogan has never been sour.
>>755496
One of these days, I have to get that starting image and make it the correct USA date setting which would be 11/2/2015.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
Good evening people
>>755515
Ready to party tonight?
>>755517
Let's get fucked up.
>>755515
How do you filter?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755491
dammit its November! No more pink!
>>755496
There can only be one Hulk Hogan
So who teams with Undertaker and Kane against the Wyatts at Survivor Series?
>>755521
>>755496
Will TNA ever be bigger than WWE?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755529
Looks like you will never see another Hogan post again.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>>755528
The Vigilante Stang and a new guy called "Admiral Spooky."
>>755496
Hulk Hogan needs to buy WWE and fire Vince
We should start a pool for what time the weekly 6 man tag shit starts in 10 minute periods
I guess 9:30-9:40
>>755496
You can never filter Hulk Hogan
>>755496
I bet youre fucking australian arnt you!!!
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can win the tag titles by himself
>>755491
Let Hogan Poster start the thread next week.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
Hulk Hogan returns this Christmas.
Let the Sport Entertainment commence
>>755543
jesus christ thats a huge clock
THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE FACT
only white people like Roman Reigns
ABSOLUTE FACT
>>755543
>Roman Reigns music hits
dammit, maybe in another 10 minutes
>>755546
Black and a fan.
>>755496
here we go again
anyways wheres S E T H
>I GUESS ITS TIME TO PUT REIGNS BACK ON THE MIC
>HE HASN'T LEARNED A THING
>STILL DOING THE SAME THING
UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>755549
There he is.
>>755547
This is the only webm/gif I have that explains how I feel right now.
>>755548
>BLACK FAN
inanimate objects do not count
r8 my haloween costume friends
little kids and some older dads recognized who I was, i was actually pretty surprised.
Moms and girls had no clue what i was though.
Was fun for haloween parties the night before cause i got to bullshit and be in character
where is my dancing queen the dean?
>>755536
I'm guessing 10:00.
>High how are you people
Fine HHH, thank you.
>>755553
each word Roman speaks in another chop to my chest
kek what did Trips say
>>755496
The Hogan poster is running wild.
here is a question
have they ever done a survivor series type match where the captains choose the wrestlers on the opposing team?
if not, wouldn't that be kind of neat. i don't think it would be ppv worthy, but it could e fun
This is going to be predictable.
>Reigns
Ambrose
Neville
Ziggler
Cesaro
>Rollins
Sheamus
Barret
Stardust
Tyler Breeze
>>755562
we won't see zack ryder or bo dallas
>>755564
your rollins team could not be any more wrong
i imagine there is a better chance that the new day will be a part of rollins team than what you just chose
First time I watched raw in a while.
I have no clue who the fuck these people are.
When is stone cold gonna get drunk and stunner old ladies?
DOG ZIGGLER
>>755562
how about this one, enough pain?
10 man tag and we're still not going to Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, Tyler Breeze, Ryder, Swagger, Sandow or even Boo Dallas!
god damn eden is such a little fuckdoll
>kevin owens will never tell all the wrestlers to suck his dick
>>755570
Not enough flips/10
Liking the lowcard hurts.
>Reigns
>WWE champ
Ugh
>>755570
where you see ziggler you will see tyler breeze
>>755496
RAW sucks without Hulk Hogan
>taking a commercial during Tyler's Entrance
CAN YOU NIGNOGS SPELL BURIED
B
U
R
I
E
D
BURIED
>>755496
There can never be enough Hulk Hogan on RAW
>>755496
Hulk-a-mania will return
>>755496
Hogan Poster can never be stopped
>>755496
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in wrestling
TELL ME HOGAN POSTERS
WHO WOULD WIN IN A BEST 2 OUT OF 3 MATCH
HULK HOGAN
OR
RIP THOMAS?
You guys know that selfie stick is a metaphor for his penis, right?
>>755496
Hulk Hogan was the first wrestler to be on Twitter
>>755587
Mr. America.
>>755587
Hulk Hogan wins. Not even a contest. Hogan Poster posts all day.
>>755496
Hogan Poster wins so much in replies, he has to post in other topics.
>>755588
black and fuzzy.... this man is amazing
WHAT WERE THEY CHANTING?
what was the crowd chanting?
>>755496
Hulk Hogan does not need a selfie stick
>>755555
Your costume is okay for a non Hulk Hogan costume.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
DAMN
ALL THIS BECAUSE ZIGGLER RAPED SUMMER RAE
THAT SHIT IS ROUGH
>I dared Dolph to fight Kevin Owens and he did it
>The crazy man!
Tyler breeze looks like a queer randy orton
>>755496
Every week RAW loses viewers without Hulk Hogan
mister jericho
tear down that wall
>>755607
>Can you break the Jericho walls of
>>755496
That 5 vs. 5 match looks like garbage.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Based Ronald Reagan will never come back. ;_;
Wait, did I miss something? Is the 10 man elimination match tonight?
>>755528
Vader
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can win a five on five match by himself.
>>755496
Hollywood Hogan was the best heel ever.
>>755613
They are hyping Survivor Series with a Survivor Series match because WWE logic
>>755607
>Can You Break The JERICHO Walls Of
>>755618
>tfw /asp/ is full of hogan shitposters and /sp/ is full of aspie trolls.
>>755496
WWE is out of ideas
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
How are you gonna have Roman's green ass in the same ring as Rollins, Ambrose & Steen?
>>755621
Can walls the Jericho of break you.
>>755622
There is only on Hogan Poster, Vince. Don't be mad.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>Owens vs Rollins at Wrestlemania
>Implying Vince or Haitch would allow it
Seth Rollins truly is The Architect. The Architect of everyone else's burial.
>>755607
Jericho the walls break be of
Oh god please let Sasha win.
>>755496
Paige looks better the more of a heel she becomes.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
Cesaro is euro-trash
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755627
>seth rollins puts excellent matches with people who don't get the chance to do so
look at randy, look at cesaro, look at sting, look at dean ambrose
my nigga helps em out. trys to get people to mark out for them. they just end up getting screwed
>>755631
You've gone too far, mate.
>>755631
thats it.
thats too far.
Post your reaction face when you find out that Becky Lynch is actually an amazing trap.
>>755496
Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time
how the hell does WWE not cash in and make Cesaro Section shirts?!
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can beat Ceasaro any day.
>>755638
soon
>>755632
>Boreton
Had a short-lived feud upon his return, then fell back into obscurity
>Cesaro
Needed a Cena match to make him relevant again
>Sting
Was fucked post-Wrestlemania. His match with Rollins was the straw that broke his back
>Dean
Stopped being relevant after multiple losses/post-Shield.
>>755638
Because he doesn't connect (with Vince or Dunn).
>>755638
Ceasaro is a chump that nobody cares about.
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>>755638
Vince McMahon hates money, apparently.
>>755642
wrestlemania 30,
aka Spine-Mania
>>755496
Hulk Hogan is the biggest icon in wrestling
I want Cesaro to suplex my ass
youve got a filthy mouth, cesaro
>>755496
Hulk Hogan knows the Hogan Poster is the best poster.
>>755649
What did he say?
>>755648
he makes lesbians straight with a glance
>>755496
Hulk Hogan is the immortal one
Dat little nod to Tyson. Dammit, Cesaro.
>>755652
he hit his head on the ringpost, landed on the ground and said "ahhhh shit!" when the camera was on him but they muted the sound
>>755496
Hulk Hogan needs to win a belt when he returns
>>755642
when orton makes it into the hall of fame i hope this makes the highlights video
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can beat anybody on the WWE roster
>>755660
right after this
>Every night is a special night
b-bray that's beautiful (._.)
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can beat all four Wyatt members
>>755666
you're right Satan
>Bray Wyatt, Eater of Souls
>>755668
Luke Harper alone would rip Hogan's dick off and make him eat it.
>>755496
The Wyatt Family wants to work for Hulk Hogan
we /SpecialFX/ now!
Well this took an intradesting turn.
KAYFABE IS ALIVE AND WELL MY BOOOOYYYYSSSSS
>>755496
Hulk Hogan was the first to summon lighting
>Bray goes full HAM
>Someone thought that this was a good idea
HE
SUMMONS
THE PYROTECHNICS
HE
SUMMONS
THE TRIBUTE VIDEO
This anime tier Wyatt promo has me giddy.
>>755496
Hulk Hogan is the master of bringing ratings
Since taker is dead, return of the American bad ass confirmed?
>tfw Bray summons Ramuh at Survivor Series
>>755496
Hulk Hogan can never be stopped
If this segment was about anyone else but the Undertaker and Kane it would be completely retarded and I'd feel ashamed to even watch it.
so they really are going to stop at just kane and undertaker?
i thought there would be a survivor series match out of this
with Orton and Boogeyman
I-I can't be the only one half expecting Big Evil/American Badass Undertaker to return. R-right?
Bray is now a fusion of himself as well as Undertaker and Kane... good thing they just had him beat Reigns...
...oh wait; they had to make Roman look strong
that camo & blue looks terrible
BOTCH DRAGONS
>>755491
Hogan Poster should be the new thread starter already
>>755685
>Not wanting to hear Bray talk about how he now wields the power of LOLCENAWINS.
King of Bad News
well finally. the transition begins. just have to be patient
also
>barett and sheamus teaming up.
what the dick is this
Here comes the Celtic Lightbulb
????
???
>>755686
I'd be amped right the fuck up for a promo where Bray brings back the Boogeyman.
>>755496
Hulk Hogan needs to return to RAW and TNA
Jesus christ, how pale is Shamoose
>And it was said that on that day, Sheamus harnessed the power of the Sun
>>755689
The Dudley Dragons?
>>755698
he was fucking glowing during his entrance, did you see that shit
>>755698
They don't let him go outside.
>>755696
Bray is getting ready for hulk Hogan's return
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
How did Bray consume their souls?
Undertaker is a zombie so he lost his soul prior to becoming the undertaker, not to mention the times he's been killed off like Survivor Series 2003. If Kane really is a demon then he shouldn't have a soul either.
So did Bray just give them hickees in hopes he could swallow some of Taker's overness.
>>755692
I'd actually mark out hard for a storyline in which Bray beats a bunch of big name wrestlers and takes their powers. He then becomes unbeatable and always uses different guys' finishers to win.
>>755496
Hulk Hogan has never been pale
>>755689
That why Mexicans will never be able to take over
>>755701
I was fucking blinded by his entrance!
>>755706
That's why he hates niggers.
>>755496
Nobody can beat Hogan Poster
Ratings are in the toilet. What do we do?
Sheamus / Barrett vs. Lucha Dragons seems like a safe bet.
>>755688
What a sneaky way to scratch your asshole.
>>755696
Wyatt Family vs Undertaker, Kane, Boogeyman and Boo Dallas!
>>755714
This is how you fix ratings.
>>755714
Look at Renee's face. She's got such a lady boner for Bo.
Anyone willing to provide a screencap of Sheamus going Super Irish?
>>755496
Hulk Hogan was the first King
Name the last time Shaemus was in a match that didn't put the crowd to sleep.
>>755711
They can get better ratings if they do what I said earlier.
Stone cold needs to stunner some old women
>>755624
steen is a fat fuck, no one wants to see some fat shit wearing backyard wrestling ring gear and a 12 y/o redneck haircut
>>755719
That time he actually killed Jamie Noble.
WEED THE PEOPLE IS BACK
ACKNOWLEDGING ZEB'S WEIRD BULLSHIT
GOOD SHIT. I'M DOWN. I WANT MORE OF A POP, BUT GOD DAMN I'LL TAKE IT
WEED THE PEOPLE
>>755719
that one match with Big Show in 2012
Wow, Swagger is actually on Raw? I'm digging this Kenobi look he has going on.
>>755496
Where is Hulk Hogan
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>>755496
# Bring Back Hulk Hogan
God damn, Del Rio looks fucking great. I really hope he finds time for Lucha Underground filming next this month.
Yeah, fuck you, I'm still hopeful.
REMEMBER
WITH CHINGCHONG REF
ALWAYS EXPECT SHENANIGANS
>>755705
We Shang Tsung now?
>>755496
Bring back Hulk Hogan
So close I almost thought r truth would've won
we need a JBL/Zeb team up. we needed it during Real Americans and we need it now
You guys see the muscle in that black assholes back? Goddamn I wonder what his workout routine is?
Another wrestler underutilized...
smackdown vs raw ppvs were the best
>cARLITO
>ON TELEVISION
FUCKING WUT?
>MISTER KENNEDY ON TV
DOUBLE FUCKING WUT
.
.
.
.
WUT?!
>>755743
Almost gives you hope, doesn't it?
They need to push r truth
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>You are the captain now
Based Big E
FUCK YEAH WOODS IS BACK
HORNS UP
>>755496
Bring Back Hulk Hogan
>New Day
>KO
>Seth Rollins
I... I'm so sorry, KO...
>>755746
Yeah, but isn't he pushing 50?
god damn, these gentlemen and their positivity just brightens my night
the world needs more of these gentlemen
>>755752
>New Day
>KO
>Seth Rollins
>bad
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>feeling sorry
>a team filled with champions
uh what? sounds like an amazing team
>>755754
43. Not a sprog by any means.
>>755756
I think he means KO is eating the pin tonight.
>FF Victory theme
I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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sasha can be the boss of my dick if you catch my drift
>>755759
Who cares? He's leaving with a belt. Being a champ means eating pins without losing credibility.
>>755496
Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>755759
It's an elimination match retard.
>>755766
Okay, eating "a" pin.
Post yfw Brie mode wins this fatal four way by getting a rollup pin on Sasha.
>>755769
I don't mind i like Brie.
>>755763
Frequent losses lower the value of the title.
>>755766
Alright. Fuck me for not paying attention to the shitty promos and taking a guess at what the guy meant.
>>755769
I don't get it. They're identical twins. How is Brie SO much more attractive than Nikki?
>>755769
>>755769
Mmm time for delicious Paige.
Finally a non team bullshit match
>>755769
nope
>>755772
I get what you're saying, but Owens wins pretty often and when he doesn't, it's usually due to count out cause he is like "nah fuck this" and leaves. I'm sure it's happened more recently, but the last time I remember him legit losing was to Cena.
I love the delicious boos whenever she yells BRRRIIIIIIEEEEE MOOOOODE
>Hearing Paige call Brie a coe
>>755773
Because she has a better body and knows how to give boners
>>755773
It's mainly the fact that you know Cena isn't fucking her.
Zzzzz
>>755787
D-Bry is giving her thighs mad beard burn on the thighs though. Hence the long tights.
>>755773
Brie doesn't have silicone fun bags strapped to her chest?
>>755773
She doesn't have fake titties.
She seems like a cool person.
She's been dating Daniel Bryan since before he became a main eventer.
awww yisss
muh...muh PAIGE
>>755785
I was apologizing to KO because there is no way he comes out winning, and less chance that he gets eliminated last. It hurts to think he has all this talent and potential, and it's squandered on shit like pushing Reigns and taking irrelevant titles off jobbers/midcard talent.
I'm pretty sure that's an arena not a house.
>Taylor Swift became the fresh face of a new generation
She's been famous since 2009 but okay.
Why Americans clap so much?
>>755801
To be fair, we know Reigns is going over not only KO, but one of the longest reigning first time champions, and the New Day who are arguably the most compelling people on the roster right now. It hurts all over.
http://www.wwe.com/inside/randy-orton-injured-november-2015
randy is DEAD
and btw, why didnt they show stang at survivor series? hes the reason ziggler won
>>755807
Probably why it hurts so much is because you KNOW reigns is going to be the last man on his team vs 3/4 and he'll OVERCOME THE ODDS MAGGLE.
>>755801
He's been on the main roster less than half a year and he's already accomplished stuff that most other stars only dream about. It's obvious they have big plans for him, but if they push him too fast he'll burn out and he'll never be able to get his heat back. Look what happened to Ryback. KO is in a good spot now and I'm sure he'll be in main events by the end of next year.
>>755491
Jesus fucking Christ this looks terrible.
Did they hire a 6 year old to shop it?