What's your dream UFC card look like /asp/. Let's show that Joe Silva cock sucker how to do his job right!
Anderson Silva vs GSP
Jacare Souza vs Yoel Romero
Rashad Evans vs Shogun Rua
Nate Diaz vs Myles Jury
Cole Miller vs Diego Sanchez
Fabricio Werdum(c) vs Dos Santos
Ronda Rousey(c) vs Holly Holm
Johny Hendricks vs Rory Macdonald
Michael Bisping vs Urijah Hall
Pat Cummins vs Fabio Maldanado
Ronda Rousey(c) vs Cristina Cyborg
Chris Weidman(c) vs Jacare Souza
Ben Rothwell vs Bigfoot Silva
Carlos Condit vs Erik Silva
Tony Ferguson vs Edson Barboza
Ryu vs Ken
Scooby Doo vs Marmaduke
Heathcliff vs Top Cat
Papa Smuf vs David the Gnome
King King vs Grape Ape
Gryphon vs Sphinx
Great White Shark vs Orca (grappling rules, submission only; no points or time limit)
Jake Mace vs Master Wong
Wu vs Pomf
Wu vs that guy he ran away from
Ufc Japan newyears super-card
Fabricio Werdum(c) vs Josh Barrnett
Shogun Rua vs Rampage Jackson
Alistair Overeem vs F. Emeileanko
Dan Henderson vs Urijah Hall
Mark Hunt vs Bigfoot Silva
Gegard Mousasi vs Rumble Johnson
Stipe Miocic vs Todd Duffee
Rogerio Nogueria vs Jimi Manuwa
GSP/Diaz return Canadian card
Robbie Lawler(c) vs GSP
Nick Diaz vs Rory Macdonald
Alexander Gustaffson vs OSP
Johny Hendricks vs Carlos Condit
Chan Sung Jung vs Diego Sanchez
Who do you think would win in a fight, Wu or Master Wong?
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Brock Lesnar vs Fedor Emeilenanko
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Cain Velazquez vs Jon Jones
Jose Aldo vs Anthony Pettis
Ben Askeren vs Rousimar Palhares
Gustaffson vs Glover Texteria
CM Punk vs Caio Magalhães
How do I in to UFC?
McGregor vs Pettis
Mighty Mouse vs Dillashaw
Condit vs Thatch
Robbie Lawler vs Yoel Romero
Brock vs Hunt
Drake vs Josh
Sam (iCarly) vs Maya (Girl Meets World)
Sandy (Sponge Bob) vs Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs)
My favorite time in the UFC is seeing WWE fags get their asses wooped
Lesnar:
Vasquez :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxTghsSWnMc
Overeem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC-V0vm0Ylg
Can't find the first Mir fight where he quit.
Will CM Punk get his ass wooped too?
>>747838
another bad night far the white man. you are losing another sport to minorities
>>747838
Yea the only senario I see him winning is if the put him against the shittiest fighter they can find, like how they found that guy at Home Depot for northcutt
roided Lesnar vs Ronda
>>747959
>how they found that guy at Home Depot for northcutt
lol wut
>>747843
But hispanics are mostly white
Dream Superfights
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Weidman v Jones
GSP v Lawler
McGregor v Aldo
Dillashaw v Faber
Rousey v Cyborg
>>754284
>Rousey v Cyborg
Neither of them want to change weight classes.
Jon Jones vs. Sage Northcutt
>>756124
Ultimate Keking Championship
>>756127
*Keking
>>756129
Rip C.u.c.k.i.n.g
2014-2015
Alright I hate McGregor so I want him to fight the following people so he gets fucked up.
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Donald Cerrone
Frankie Edgar
Dominick Cruz
Nick Diaz
>>758162
mcgregor vs diaz, while implausible, would be a hell of a shit talking contest
i'd pay to see that