-OFFICIAL RAW THREAD-
Keep all discussion here throughout the show.
Current Champions:
> WWE World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Rollins
> Intercontinenal Champion: Kevin Owens
> United States Champion: John Cena
> Diva's Champion: Charlotte
> Tag Team Champions: The New Day
> 00:00:00
How you like me now?
>>741953
M8 did you call into to LAW podcast this week?
>>741955
No, I don't know what that is.
>>741957
Someone called into one of the podcasts I listen to.
>UK m8
>name was Steve
>>741953
I like you this much
>>741953
Hardcore Holly pls go
Well I don't think today is Boycott Raw, so go ahead and watch everyone.
yay another 3 hours of John Cena wining, diva's not being worth a shit and everything ending as predictably as possible.
>>741953
Proud of you, son.
>>741967
I don' know. The last couple of Raws have been pretty decent, and I'm starting to get hyped for the Roman/Bray feud. Both have come a long way since that one awkward match they had like a year ago.
And speaking of Cena, he's supposedly leaving for a few of months. Who's he gonna drop the title to? And is it possible he actually puts someone over clean? Cesaro seemed a likely candidate before being fed to Big Show.
>>741958
i think the Steve who called into the law this weekend was from Australia [spoiler]m8[spoiler]
>>741975
One Idea that I saw was something along the lines of
>Cena retains v Kofi Kingson tonight
>Cena loses title v Big E next week
>Dudleys win titles v Kofi and Xavier at HiaC
>Big E retains v Cena at HiaC
>Dudley title run
>Cena vacation
>New Day freebird US Title run
>Cena returns
>Takes title from New Day
>Dudleys put New Day over
Then we have a taste of Big E with his own title, a break from Cena, and New Day as 3 time tag champs. It seems Idealistic, but sort of plausible.
>>741967
at least Cena is taking a bunch of time off soon although apparently Vince is running creative 100% and micro managing everything due to ratings.....
Tonight could be interesting or a complete disaster; sounds fun.
>>741980
I'd like an Ambrose US title run...
>>741984
I'd like a lot of things. There are a whole bunch of people who deserve it, but there's setup for New Day to take it. Vince loves them now and if he's taking full control, it's likely they'll get more love than some of the others.
>>741980
I swear, Cena going off on the New Day last monday was one of his most heelish acts, and those have been piling up recently. It's not even his character that I dislike anymore, bur rather the fact that he can do whatever he wants and still somhow come out as the good guy.
>>741982
>Vince is running creative 100% and micro managing everything due to ratings
As opposed to every other week? You're clueless.
>>741987
Its the Sheamus way but yes since its forever face Cena is 100x worse
>>741987
I know exactly what you mean. He sounded like his (non kayfabe) intention was to bury them, instead of the normal never give up shtick.
It raises some questions.
>>741982
Like what you said with Vince in full control.
The last time ratings dropped as low as they just did, we got the Attitude Era. I doubt we'll get that, but it could be the kind of incentive Vince needs to give fans a little more of what they want.
If there were a time where a Cena could plausibly turn heel, it's around now.
>>741989
Vince always has final say. The difference now is that he has first say as well.
>>741984
>not remembering the Dean Ambrose Attendance Championship
>>741989
http://whatculture.com/wwe/vince-mcmahon-takes-wwe-creative-control-after-ratings-slump.php
He doesn't always effect everything otherwise KO wouldn't be champ.
>>741993
I do remember that time he was walking into the ring, casually tossed the title on the ground and kicked it under the announcer table. Was based.
>>741993
Yeah that run was shit, and there are idiots out there who want him to hold the WWE belt?
>>741993
I remember it, all right. But that was more because of Shield antics than a solo push of him not doing anything with the belt.
Now that's Ambrose can do his own thing, as we saw with the beggining of the year, him as a champ would be fun.
Oh, wait, no fun allowed on RAW. Thanks Vince and Dunn.
>>741998
No, it's not really just that. They BARELY had Dean even defend the belt to begin with, to the point where it became literally non-existent.
>>741999
Well he was always in tag matches, so there wasn't that much opportunity to defend in the first place. They probably gave it to him so that all of the shield could have titles and look strong. And you probably don't want to remember who he lost it to.
>>742002
>Well he was always in tag matches
No he wasn't. It was mostly Rollins and Reigns that were doing the tag matches.
>>742003
Well when the Shield had the tag title.
So they're really pushing this "multiple personality" shit on kane, aren't they?
Starts with HR recap, this Raw will be shit
>>742007
Since 'See No Evil' they always wanted to make Kane to have double personality gimmick, it appears now they have the chance
That tag match looks retarded wtf
HERE WE GO
pls no 6 man tag team match main event, pls.
>>742008
Shouldn't you Bolieve in the WWE?
Brock is not even top 20 in the WWE power rankings.
>The most decorated combat athlete
>Combat Athlete.
put that shit on a t-shirt.
>>742012
>Ambrose, Reigns, Orton vs Wyatt Family
Anon, I...
digging that new Bork t-shirt
>>742013
My party as been pooped on too much
nice crowd tonight.
Paul can really sell
>>742019
Stand by me. We'll get ours one day.
>showing the streak being broken again
The mark in me is crying.
>>742023
it's been nearly two years and I still feel that moment.
Hell you should have seen the thread when it happened to. it was like one hundred posts of "U WOT"
I hope this feud ends in HiaC.
>>742026
we both know it won't
Another boring RAW. Bring back Hulk Hogan.
>>742029
Good thing you are here to make the thread better fag
>>742029
Hulk Hogan returns this Christmas, Brother!
WELLLLL IT'S THE BEEG RATINGS
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan will return and start a new nWo.
>>742031
>Hulk Hogan
That's not Ho-Ho Hogan, brother!
>>742029
Who's this Hulk Hogan guy you keep trying to shill? Some NJPW shmuck?
Beeg should just retire. Honestly. I love him and all, but a lot of legends are being hurt recently and I'm getting scarred for him. If he keeps trying to move like the young guys, he's not gonna last long.
>>742029
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742016
Jesus, they're just ruining that Shield vs Wyatt history.
>Beeg
Meh the MSG was kind of not shit, could be worse.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in wrestling.
Weekly Reminder that the Hulkster has it rough
>>742043
What are you talking about? Everyone knows that John Cena is the biggest name in wrestling.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan will return and win the championship on the same night.
>>742029
After Benoit.
>>742029
The Immortal Hulk Hogan is the only one that can save wrestling.
ROMAN REIGNS
THE GUY WITH THE WETTEST HAIR
Fuck yea the best kind of match is on
>6 man tag already
Fuck me.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan was featured in Rocky 3.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>Wyatts vs. Reignettes
Already?
DQ match over in less than 2 minutes, plus aftermath later on in the show, says I.
>>742029
*Hoak Hogan. That guy Ultimate Warrior used to talk about.
I'd pay to see a Raw with no tag matches, unless it was actual tag teams, and clean victories on at least once
>>742029
Who should Hollywood Hogan recruit for the new nWo?
>>742055
Can they please get it over with and put the belt on Reigns already? I rather see him champ than Seth at this point.
Why didn't those two guys come out together like always?
>>742029
This RAW needs more red and yellow.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>Lets talk about cancer
>now here are the Wyatts
didn't they do that last month with the Connors cure too?
I'm still confused why Bray Wyatt gets his own special name graphic and nobody else does. I mean, it's cool and distinct, I dig it, but there's no reason to make a special name graphic.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan returns and stops all six man tag matches. The crowds goes wild.
>>742058
Chris Beniot and Eddie Guerrero, with Rowdy Roddy Piper as the manager.
Fuck the Divas
#GiveReignsaChance
I like that rugby tackle thing they did. And why can Orton poke people in the eye and no one cares, but if KO does it Cole can't shut up about it?
>>742029
Hulk Hogan defeats John Cena and Seth Rollins in the same night.
>>742058
Bayley
>>742067
Because KO's likely doing it to John Cena.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan wins the world and US championships when he returns. RAW has the highest ratings of all time.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan could main event on RAW and TNA.
>>742074
In the same night too!
>>742029
Hulk Hogan has defeated Vince McMahon before.
guys, is the audio really bad this raw?
theyre doing surround sound i think and michael cole sounds super loud and far to the right speakers and jbl sounds almost unhearable and super far to the left
the main channel (the ring and audience) is significantly quieter than michael cole
anyone having this problem? watching on tv not stream.
>>742058
Summoning Mike because Kevin Nash would end up in there.
>>742074
And Lucha Underground too! He could show these youngings how to flip shit like the flippiest flipper that flipped flip shit.
>>742079
Yes, it appears audio it's kind of fucked, i can only hear Cole, JBL is really low.
>>742029
Vince cries and loses money everyday until Hulk Hogan returns.
>>742029
The WWE nation must let Vince know that Hulk Hogan should return. The sooner the better.
>>742083
I really hope those lost ratings are because of that.
>>742079
Same here
>>742079
this is how all Smackdowns sound to me so I think its Dunn trying to control crowd noise, like the silent please retire at Show earlier
>>742089
And the incredibly loud "This is Awesome" just a minute ago
>>742029
Hulk Hogan has more talent than John Cena and Seth Rollins combined.
I have seen this same match over and over and over... when did the Usos return?
Sigh. These terrible stories are ruining the WWE for me. Every week it's the Seth vs. whoever's standing in his way this time, Wyatts vs. the Not-Shield, Diva Revolution, and whatever else to take up time. It's really getting disheartening.
>>742056
Is that his name? I thought he was saying "Ho Kogin" all these years.
Just tuned in, did Hogan show up yet?
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the most famous wrestler of all time.
>A Cena match
I don't mind the open challenge schtick, but who else can he put over/bury at this point?
>>742092
I thought the match wasn't that bad until Reigns got tagged in for the last 2 minutes of that 20+ minute match. Orton and Ambrose has some good chemistry together and against each other.
Reigns' focus on Bray fucked up the match, though.
I love that they still call it an iron man match even with the women
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the future of RAW.
>>742095
THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A HULK HOGAN VS CM PUNK MATCH WITH AJ LEE AS A GUEST REF
THE WINNER GETS TO SMELL AJ'S FART
>>742098
I hope he buries every jobber that smarks jerk off to.
>>742098
can you bury bed rock?
>>742103
So basically everyone Vince has made sure will never get a title opportunity?
damn, my nigga barrett had a chance to droop the king gimmick and go back to bad news
they made him bring that shit back
that sucks
>>742104
You can bury mantle if you want.
Is Barret now face? I like it.
>>742100
>still call it an iron man match even with the women
Maybe "iron person match" doesn't have enough of a ring to it..?
>>742029
Neville is a midget with no talent.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742058
Zack Ryder, Heath Slater, and the Brooklyn Brawler. They'll be a comedy team.
>>742109
Iron woman sounds sexy though.
M A N L E T
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>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the master of cutting promos.
>>742109
I'm just saying. They call the lumber jack match lumber Jill when divas do it so.
>>742022
Just realized if you moved rose over a hair it would look like he is grabbing Bo's junk and Bo would be giving a thumbs up to it.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan and Edge were tag team champions.
>>742065
Will Dusty be helping write the story lines?
>>742119
Both Undertaker and one of The Godfather's Hos won the Hardcore Championship
>>742118
You best believe I have that too.
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan was a better villain than Kane or Undertaker
If anybody wants to hang out and live chat, enjoy Raw together just follow the link.
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It requires no effort.
SETHS GOING NUCLEAR
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>>742121
Dusty would be the GM at that time.
is it just me or is there some weird effect on the mic
>>742123
>>742118
thumps up indeed
BRADY AND KANE BTFO
BASED ROLLINS
>>742029
Seth Rollins can't cut promos or wrestle.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742125
lol i did it again
>Kane has a Hang in There Bo poster in his office
Lesnars winning the 2016 Royal Rumble isn't he
>>742029
Stephanie McMahon is an annoying whore.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Steph titties coming
>>742029
This Boston crowd is gay for Tom the cheater Brady.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742136
Please god this!!!!
>>742136
pls no
>demon kane
>monster kane
>corporate kane
>citizen kane
>aeroplane
>A HiaC match that might be decent
>It's the main event at the ppv
HiaC confirmed for being shit
Hulk hogan has better and bigger tits than Stephanie!!!
>>742029
Tom Brady is the biggest cheater in the NFL
# Bring back Hulk Higan
>>742145
Kane confirmed for retiring?
>>742029
Hulk Hogan needs to win at least one more world championship.
>>742148
Not likely. He'll be Corporate Lackey Kane or Peanut Vendor Kane.
>Beer Vendor Kane
>Here's your beer and popcorn
>Enjoy the show...
>>742138
Fuck you Stephanie is a angle
>>742029
Wow Bro, you going for the record of most replies tonight?
bring back this weird as fuck entrance for natty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3t56yN8vOM
>Natty
muh dick
>>742029
I achieved the record last RAW topic.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Goddammit Paige is so fucking hot.
Every time i see her i get mad that i'll never tongue her asshole.
>>742029
Paige would be allowed to join Hogan'e new nWo.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742156
Dream big.
>>742157
Hogan stop shitposting, go back to court to fuck Gawker pls
>>742158
I will bro, i will.
>>742156
YOU COUDL BREAK INTO HER HOUSE AND PUT YOUR TONGUE IN HER ASS
YOU CFOULD DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND DO IT
JUST BOLIEVE
>>742029
Hulk Hogan was the main eventer of the first Wrestlemania
>>742160
I bet after she had a whiskey session she'd let you. It's all about realistic goals. For me, I want to play with Becky's hair. I don't think it's creepy at all. No.. not creepy at all.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan returns and gets rid of all the divas. The crowd goes wild.
>>742163
Mr T and Cindy Lauper were the stars of the first mania bruh
DIS IS MOI HAOS
Natalya had a match.
And she won.
It truly is a revolution.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the master of the big leg drop.
>>742165
We all have our things, tonguing buttholes, playing with hair, different strokes for different folks.
>>742029
Ryback is lame and terrible.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
I'm not a fan of Ryback but i hope he wins the rumble and main events wrestlemania just to really burn CM Punk's ass.
God I fucking hate Rybitch's promos.
>>742029
Feed me more is the stupidest chant ever,
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742145
They have Lesnar vs Taker and that's the main event? I'm honestly surprised.
>>742161
You can accomplish anything if you Bolieve!
-except wrestle on Raw
"Feed. Me. Whores!"
-Charlie Sheen.. and me
>>742029
Hulk Hogan has never tapped out.
I don't know what I like more, the fact you can tell Nattie isn't wearing underwear, or the fact paige's thong sticks out randomly
>>742029
KO needs to be the crap out of that midget Mexican.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>A twelve year old has no business rinside.
That was pretty good
>A 12 year old has no business ringside!
Based KO
>>742029
Hulk Hogan can beat any crusierwieght wrestler.
Kevin said he met Stone Cold many years ago and Austin gave him advice. He said "Never stop talking". I'm glad Owens took that advice to heart. Give him all the fucking titles.
>>742185
when does he say that? im a little behind
>>742029
You da man bro. Keep on doing what you do
was the lesnar podcast after raw?
>>742029
This RAW is putting people to sleep.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742190
Talking about Kalisto
>>742189
I already spaced out on the exact spot, but he was yelling at Kalisto
>>742184
Mmm based Stephanie
Finally New Day to save this day.
>>742029
The new Day could join Hogan's new nWo.
sorry i had a good copy pasta set up but i ereased it by mistake
so here is a lazy version
holy shit, look at that dude. he is sooo big and soo black
why does he he have all those muscles for
i bet he has trouble wiping himself on the toilet with all those muscles getting in the way
god damn
god damn
>>742029
Hulk Hogan has never been sour.
>>742191
Xavier answered the open challenge. They played their characters, and Cena takes it as ultimate disrespect and wrestles sort of on the heel side. New Day interferes when Cena's about to get the 3 count and they manage to not all be decimated by Super Cena. That's about it.
>>742198
They're a little too black for Hogan.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan could only be beaten by Hollywood Hogan. It would still be a close match.
>>742027
I say it definitely will.
>>742205
and not have taker finish at wrestlemania? you're crazy
Is there a worse character then Steph?
Always gets her way, forces herself into things, flips back and forth between heel and face and buries all
>>742029
Hulk Hogan has always brought a new day to wrestling.
>>742029
John Cena gets on the mic and channels change all across the nation.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Boring.
>>742178
Unless they're pushing for Lesnar v Taker to overshadow the WHC match, it's the logical conclusion.
Well I just change the channel, fuck that cancer shit.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan made wrestling back in the 1980's.
is this the real diva's revolution?
also i put it on mute and i missed what that yes chant was
what did i just miss?
>>742029
Breast Cancer month is such bull shit. You can get cancer anywhere.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Come on Vince just bring back Hulk Hogan so he can put enough butts in your seats to make enough money to fund cancer research
Literal Cena 2.0
>>742029
Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant.
>>742213
I get breast cancer for this segment
>IF YOU BUY THIS SHIRT WE WILL CURE CANCER
Cure the cancer that is shitty writing team first for fuck sake before you strike on to more important matters
CERO MIEDO
>>742029
Hulk Hogan should be guest on ever podcast.
Is there a lot of lewd content posted on /vp/?
>>742029
The original is always the best. Go Hulk Hogan.
>>742216
Yeah, but everyone likes tits so that makes it more important.
>>742029
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild, Brother!
>>742222
My dick twitched. CERO MIEDO!
Nice quads.
>>742224
There is a moderate amount. Waifus, Pokegirls, Gingiki? Or however it's spelled. There's always some.
>>742029
The Hulkster has always been the main man.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan would bury breast cancer.
>>742029
Does Hulk Hogan pay you for all the replies?
>>742029
Nobody pays me. Just telling it like it is.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742234
Yes, $100 per reply.
>>742029
Go for the record Bro.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan would be a better partner than Kane.
>>742202
Thanks.
Maybe Cena's but-hurt that someone else is getting a reaction.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage were the Mega Powers.
>>742206
I'm sure he will, but I don't think it will be against Lesnar.
>>742239
It could be a lot of things. Maybe he wants to turn heel. Maybe he's just ready for his upcoming vacation.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan never gives up and always win.
welp if this isn't the main event...what is?
>>742244
6 man tag.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the Legend of all wrestlers.
>>742244
Probably Seth Rollins wearing a diaper and sucking his thumb in the middle of the ring.
>>742244
More than likely, Cena.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan would be proud of all these replies.
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan was the best heel of all time.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan and Hollywood Hogan would be the best tag team of all time.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the biggest name in wrestling.
>>742252
This one is actually true
>The handcuffs snapped in half
What.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is more famous than Dwaye Johnson and Steve Austin combined.
>>742029
How does Demon Kane have long hair?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742029
Regular Kane has short hair.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742259
You must be new here
>>742029
The topic with the most replies must be true.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
It sure is awful in here tonight.
>>742264
Nope!! Just tired of the hogan shitposting!!
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is the only reason to watch Wrestling.
Mods Needa start banning hh shitposting!!
>>742029
Hogan Hogan has the largest arms in the world.
>>742267
I'm sure we all are but you can't kill what has no life he will shitpost for the rest of his pathetic life
>>742029
Hulk Hogan is a real American.
>>742029
heres another (you)
Brb, scripting bot to report all posts that have words Hulk Hogan
>Implying reporting does jack shit
OH GOD IT'S A WHORE-OFF
>>742276
I just hide the original and any replies. That covers 95% of it. These are dark days, but they will pass.
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan was the leader of the nWo
>>742266
it matches Raw
Also I have a small sliver of hope for the Cena (blarf) US OC since its looks like the main event, Cenas vaction and them hyping who could be answering it but I know it will be terrible... tis the life of a WWE fan
>another 6 person tag and divas
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKK!!!!!!!
At least Sasha is here
>Vince somehow manages to do a RAW worse than last week show
BRAVO VINCE
Every time Nikki speaks I feel like I'm in middle school again.
PLEASE GOD LET THIS END
FOR YOU
>>742281
The Cena match will likely be a good one. It's either a surprise challenger, or New Day. Either way, the show ends on a good note.
>>742029
These divas are garbage whores.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
So I just came home to this abortion of a promo, what have I missed so far?
Also, who replaced Hogan for head shiller for Susan G. Scheister?
This is the worse feud since the Ziggler vs Rusev which apparently they killed off
>>742290
Nothing worth mentioning
The sad thing is, as bad as RAW is, it's still the best show on Monday nights.
If the Bellas are identical twins, How is Brie so much more attractive than Nikki?
God I love Brie's tiny tight ass.
>>742293
The NFL it's better tbh and I don't even like american football
>>742293
>cable television is relevant
I'm only here because hulu blows.
I want Naomi to sit on my face.
>>742294
Is Brie the natural one? If so mabe thats the reason
>get off that hair...YEAH LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
>>742029
This RAW needs Hulk Hogan right away
>>742299
She's more fit and doesn't talk like she's 14.
>>742029
You should have a tripcode so you can name your posts
i could blow a load so hard to sasha banks that its force could knock down a full snapple bottle
Alicia Fox must feel bad that she's not on team Black Ass Divas.
Can't wait till Bryan impregnates Brie so the Bellas are no more
>>742029
These divas are painful to watch.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>sasha as a face
why are they so fucking stupid?
>>742306
>Brie mode + Yes
>drunk ass little fucker with a beard running around with his fingers in the air
Sold
>>742293
According to the rest of the States/ratings, they'd rather watch Football and can you blame them?
I miss the days when you actually had to make a hard choice of what to watch.
>>742156 I just wanna hug her like a bear almost suplexing.
Or hug like Bayley, you got it anywat.
>>742029
Charlotte is still riding the fact that her dad is famous and she fucking sucks.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742029
less than thirty minutes left of RAW.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742296
Not tonight. The Detroit Lions are playing.
is there volume lower then mute. Last 20mins have been fucking shit
summer has to be able to afford the nose job by now. why hasn't she gotten it yet
pls god no...
is lana still rip?
>>742029
This RAW keeps getting worse.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>"The man I go home with every night? She says that like it's something to brag about!"
Motherfucking
Based
JBL
>"...It is!"
>>742311 Hi from the land of Yogurt, Kebabs, and Topkeks anyway. I was eating rice with chicken and garlic yogurt. What's your WWE RAW meal?
#rude tbh
>>742029
"im the bigger nigger"
- hulk hogan
Poor Ru-Ru, stuck in this shitfest.
>>742311
Bayley is another one i wanna do terrible things to.
I thought this shit was over. Just end this please
>>742029
A crappy love story on RAW?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742324
Everyone in this shitty feud deserves better.
>>742318
her ass was on point at the event in NYC this weekend
VINCE PLS
>>742321
a pillow, shit is boring
pls don't propose
>>742029
Please, let Hulk Hogan knock these drama queens out of the ring.
fucking hell my dad just walked in on this shit
he literally just hit me and said no more wrestling in this household
fuck you guys I gave wrestling a chance and now hes gonna tell my whole family im watching some gay man drama
WHAT?
In Bulgaria it's custom to spit in a woman's mouth and kick her down a flight of stairs when she proposes, i hope Summer is ready for that.
>JBL: what an incredible moment
>JBL: MAGGLE WIL YOU MURRY ME
>MAGGLE: WHAT!?
>JBL: sorry I got caught up
Someone has to get fired when they release ratings for this raw. Holy fucking shit
The fucking cringe.
Jesus fuck this cringe fest is getting worse, I feel so bad for rusev being stuck in this shit, he deserves so much better.
>>742029
Getting married on RAW? So stupid.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
stop pls
>We must prove we are worthy to each other
>So until Vince lets me win a relevant title, the answer is no
>Summer Ray is forever alone
>>742029
John Cena is the main match tonight?
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>rusev wants gold
>john cena open challenge next
its over lads.
its gonna be the russi-i mean bulgarian, rusev against big match john.
Who's fault is this?
Vince? Steph? Hunter? Brisco? Paterson? I think Cole has a say in creative.
What the fuck man. How big of a crowd of PC police yes men did vince surround himself with to tell him that this is good and working
>>742029
Hulk Hogan returns and stops Cena's open challenges. The crowd goes wild.
>>742347
Vince from 10-15 years ago would be having a complete meltdown in the back firing everyone while ripping his hair out and beating linda if this garbage was on television
Who's it gonna be, lads?
>>742351
Brooklyn Brawler
Su, who's your predictions for next US Champ that could beat Cena, Tosun Lesnar or Goldberg?
>>742351
he will fight his father and brother in a triple threat match. no matter what a cena will win
>>742351
Cena vs Cena
calling it now.
Gee, I wonder if Cena is gonna lose the title in his home town.
Here's hoping for Samoa Joa.
>>742351
>10 minutes left
Nobody
>>742349
Dude he approved Mae Young and Mark Henry having an affair, this is nothing.
ZIGGLER IS RIP
They fuckin' got me. I was scared.
RIP ZOOGLER
>>742359
I don't see your point, that was hilarious.
Ziggles got jumped.
>>742029
Cena and Russev will be boring.
# bring back Hulk Hogan
Based New Day. Literally the only good segment each week.
>thinking we are getting Zigger vs Cena with Nikki Bella mindgames
>Get New Day instead
Even better
Ziggler got some cultural enrichment
Based New Day here to save Raw yet again!
>>742364
nigga she birthed a hand, it was a low point in television history.
These dumb niggers about to get rekt again
This crowd is fucking awful. They wanted Ziggler more than New Day.
ziggler got nigglered.
He's a Big Guy
>>742373
Once again, absolutely hilarious.
>>742368
2min and cena wins. After that dudleys and new day brawl, someone goes through table and thats it
>>742029
The New Day needs to beat Cena,
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742375
Why is Ziggler still being praised. He fucking sucks, these crowds today are cancer. Dirty bomb the crowd already.
>5 minutes left
DQ incoming. gg
I was expecting him to say big dick sometime during that big speech.
>>742379
If you're one of the world's most retarded retards, maybe.
>>742361
literally was grabbing the remote myself, yea New Day
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan needs to return already.
Cena bout to get a taste of some delicious dark tricep meat.
>>742382
>he fucking sucks
Isn't it about time for contrarians to start ironically liking him again?
>>742379
I didn't think it was, and i was like 12 so that's saying something.
can i get some (you)s?
#TricepMeat
>>742393
You
>>742382
Yeah, I don't really see the appeal.
>>742387
>I think he's good in the ring
No he's not. He has NO "psychology" in the ring, as all these shitty smarks who think they know all about wrestling believe. The guy flops around the ring like a fish from the slightest moves, then no-sells everything and wins with a roll up. SHITTY wrestler, one of the worst of all time.
>>742029
If New Day wins, this RAW will actually be decent.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>742397
Okay man. Nobody said you had to like him.
>>742392
>>742385
It was hilarious due to the absurdity of the situation. This huge fat black man knocked up a grandma and she popped out a hand. It was absolutely ridiculous. It wasn't funny like a witty joke. There is more than one way to find something hilarious. You both come across like you have 1-dimensional senses of humor.
regardless, if you compare the summer/rusev to mark henry/mae young to everything else that was going on in the WWE during those times, i'd much rather be in the hand birth era than this one. any day of the fucking week.
>>742397
>shitty smarks who think they know all about wrestling
>>742397
Oh, and every move he does, doesn't look believable at all. How is a 5ft 100lb faggot suppose to take on a 6ft 250lb beast like Rusev?
>>742398
kek
Cena hasn't been surrounded by this many black guys since the last time he came home early and caught Nikki.
>>742400
Sorry for implying you're a retarded retard. This damn place rubs off on me in a bad way.
I still think the hand thing was horrible with no redeeming qualities other than we can pinpoint the stupidest thing in wrestling history.
But you can have your opinion like everyone else.
I'm glad a lot of the male wrestlers are switching to pants
What the fuck is this clusterfucking fuck?
How do you fuck up that bad, Cena wasn't even in line for a kick.
what is going on? why is everyone fighting each other?
why did cena just get super kicked by ziggler? why are the duddlys being thrown around everywhere?
what is this?
Next week's 6man tag match
REPEAT THE SPOT
>>742407
>stupidest thing in wrestling history
You seem to be forgetting Santino and the snake charming bit
>>742412
But there's 7 men
did he just play jingle bells?
>>742415
Cena is doing his championship thing the other 6
Fuck this, im done. How panicked can they be? I mean what the fuck. Time to start firing people for fuck sake
>>742029
You won the topic bro
And you people though Vince would completely run the show into the ground.
The New Day just came out on top of Cena, Ziggler, and the Duddleys.
That was my favorite end segment ever.
>>742407
I tell ya, I gotta go with the hand.
>>742415
The new day will just call their buddy Rusev
>>742414
I tell ya, I gotta go with the hand.
>>742029
Nobody can stop this dude. He da man
>>742420
Replace Dolph with Dog Ziggler and it be best Raw segment of the year
went to take a shit and the show was already over, what happened?
thats a lot of replies on hogan guy
is he gonna take a screenshot of his masterpiece
>>742414
I tell ya, I gotta go with the hand.
>>742428
How do you screen shot?
>>742432
Buy a disposable camera, take pictures of the monitor, scan them, make a collage in MS Paint, upload next week.
>>742432
i'll take a screenshot, new friend
>>742431
Big Boss Man did AND attack Beeg at his Dad's funeral
>>742436
Thanks post on next RAW topic, so I can show people. Thanks
>>742423
It's a RuRu Day, yes it is!
>>742029
so many replies
>>742029
Hulk Hogan will never be stopped.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan will return one day soon.
>>742029
Hulk-a-mania is running wild.
>>742029
Hulk Hogan returns this Christmas. Be there.
>>742029
Hollywood Hogan is the man brother!
>>742029
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild.
>>742029
You are the man.
i really dont give a shit about anything going on in WWE right now the show is so fucking bad beyond any expectations, has fallen super low from what originally got me into wrestling in 1999 and to it be good again they´d have to fire literally everyone
dead show
I'm rewatching RAW from 1998, and I can't help but laugh whenever Lawler says the Corporate Kane.
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