>Bash at the Beach
>Doesn't happen at a beach
>>1478499
>Capitol Punishment
>nobody dies
>Payback
>Every champion wins
>Survivor Series
>everybody survives
>World Wrestling Entertainment
>it's not entertaining
>Smackdown
>No one ever gets smacked down
Wrestling matches look terrible outside
Something about it just kills the atmosphere
>Can you smell........ what the Rock is cooking?!
>on Raw
>>1478512
I enjoyed how it was at WM 30.
>>1478516
*31
>>1478507
>M9...
>>1478499
>Great American Bash
>doesn't take place at Great America
>>1478499
>Extreme Rules
>There are less rules than usual
>December to Dismember
>brand gets actually dismembered
>professional wrestling
>actually just fake MMA for children
wHat
>Royal Rumble
>No Royals
>>1478531
18+
>Fastlane
>There's no lane
>>1478499
>Money in the Bank
>There is no money and no Bank
>Hell in a Cell
>Takes place on Earth
>D-Generation X: In Your House
>D-Generation X is not in my house
>Wants record high
>Settles for record low
>>1478538
From the thumbnail i thought it was a birds eye view of the Jim Jones masacre. Kek
>Stephanie McMahon
>is not actually a man
>Battleground
>No battles, no ground
>attitude adjustment
>does nothing to change his opponent's attitude on any topic
>Summerslam
>Summer Rae is perfectly fine and untouched
>No Way Out
>someone escapes during the cage match
>Velocity
>didn't have more speed than any of the other shows
>taboo tuesday
>no taboos are present
>In Your House
>does not take place in my house
>>1478531
>board is called /asp/ or Alternative Sports
>is actually exclusively a wrestling board
>Fatal Four-Way
>no one dies
>>1478636
KEK
>>1478709
>Triple Threat
>no one's life is in danger
>>1478612
>Cloud_Strife.jpg
>Bad Blood
>Nobody has AIDS
![CM-Punk-is-sad-wwe-26437851-500-284[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AImlVo6.png "CM-Punk-is-sad-wwe-26437851-500-284[1].png")
>streetfight
>fight doesn't take place on a street
>Judgement Day
>Armageddon
>The world doesn't end
![canadianmachotuxedo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A46JeMz.jpg "canadianmachotuxedo[1].jpg")
>wrestlemania
>no one is manic about wrestling
>>1478499
Bash Adjacent to the Beach doesn't really roll off the tongue
>December to Dismember
>Nobody is amputated
>arrival
>show starts after everyone has already arrived
>King of the Mountain match.
>Doesn't take place on a mountain.
>Fatel Four Way
>Nobody dies
>No Way Out
>Everybody leaves at the end
>WWE Main Event
>it has a main event
>new japan pro wrestling
>founded in 1972
>one night stand
>there were 4 of them
>money in the bank
>there is no money involved
>Roadblock
>There is no road
>>1478522
That's Six Flags Great Adventure.
>Roman Reigns
>he's not in charge of anything
>>1478521
I won't lie, it's weird to see a gif of two wrestlers who are no longer in the WWE and realize that is maybe less than 3 years ago.
>>1478596
>implying
