manlet here
i am around 5 foot 5 or 5 foot 6 at age 21 and weigh like 135-140 pounds
i look like a junior in highschool
good hair
could i have a fun time as a midcard jobber or something fun if i started wrestling?
Are you trying to summon that bastard?
>>1477279
who?
op here i really wanna stay away from flip shit
i wanna be a cruiserweight version of arn anderson
lots of psychology
i borrowed actual tape from my friend who wrestles at his outlaw promotion im gonna try and join
the trainer is a no name but he said i am funny and if i worked out some more and cut the bjj he could train me
>>1477275
are you me :^ )
>>1477275
>5' 5"
>>1477328
at least im not a 4ft tall mexican hobbit
>>1477333
I can assure ya im not 4ft lil guy
>>1477328
Carter, leave /asp/ for 2 weeks, come back as broken carter.
You'll be over as fuck with smarks and anti-smarks.
>>1477338
>leave /asp/
"no"
>>1477333
im a 6'0" tall based mexican, ya manlet nerd
>24 years old
>Did 12 years of gymnastics so I'm bendy as shit can do flips
>Received theater grant freshman year I can do monologues and improvise pretty well though I've never been a lead
>5 foot 11 shoeless
>170 pounds with next to no bodyfat %
>Terrible hairline and massive bald spot
>Canadian
>Half Asian
Does /asp/ think I can make it in the WWE
>>1477344
Shave your entire head, that's the only way to solve balding problem. Go to a wrestling school and learn the ropes. Then maybe, just maybe, you mighty get some time on NXT as a local jobber.
>>1477344
>5' 11"
Sorry mr. King of manlets, but guys like ya are diamond dozen. You will be working in indys for eternity.
>>1477344
>wear a mask so no one knows you're a balding chink
>become flippy indie vanilla midget
>come up with a meme signature move/ taunt/ catchphrase
>be over with young kids and obese smarks
>>1477275
You literally have no chance. The highest you could aim for is a Jamie Noble type role, and even hee had some muscle. Your dream is done pal.
>>1477342
How are you doing Del Rio?
>>1477392
literally all i wanted to begin with
>>1477357
>The heel of the company is 5'6''- 5'7''
op here just checked my ht im actually 5'7 wtf
>>1477434
im the half chink that posted earlier we should be a tag team famalam
>>1477438
im half spic we should be the mulatto miracles
I'm full chink and 5'5" can I team up too?
>>1477448
sure
we stable now
>>1477454
op here please do not think im carter im offended i actually lose weight
>>1477458
Ya can lose weight but ya can NEVER gain height ;^)
>>1477458
Sure cuckter
>>1477458
You may not be Carter, but you are a dumbass.
>>1477503
This
>>1477275
You should get a tall guy (well, at least a guy taller than you, shouldn't be too hard to find) to be your dad manager.
After you lose every match, you cry bitch years of sorrow in his arms, making stammering excuses. He responds by looking at you sternly, slapping you, and saying, "Get in the robot, Shinji."
>>1477583
honestly i have a shinji cosplay so this may actually be plausible
