https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200
>>1476502
>potential
>>1476502
>https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/754082391874867200
Thank god
all sarcasm aside why does ufc even do this if they know the guy is roiding its obvious, and why team up with an anti doping company?
>>1476502
Apologize
Not suprised.
what does potential violation mean?
did he fail or not? why would they announce 'potential' violations?
>>1476529
Probably higher testosterone than normal, so they are gonna test for actual drugs.
>>1476504
The UFC has been notified of a potential anti-doping violation by Jon Jones
>>1476502
Apologize to /heem/ now
AHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHA
>>1476531
Oh well that one's obviously true. Brock is just white and jacked. Deal with it.
>>1476529
There is an A sample and a B sample. If sample B also tests positive it's official. It usually is correct 95% of the time.
>>1476502
mfw USDA detected high levels of Jimmy Johns™ in his system
>>1476541
are they so slow they can't test both samples before making an announcement?
YOU SAID HE WAS FUCKING NATTY WITH THAT ENORMOUS ROID GUT L FUCKING MAO
Of course the Nazi gorilla is on roids
>>1476545
Yeah, sample b could take a day maybe 2
>>1476545
Sample B testing has to be monitored by UFC/Lesnar's camp for legal reasons.
>>1476546
Thats not a roid gut, lad. He just has a normal slight gut.
>>1476506
It was part of their attempt to legitimize the sport before they sold it.
So what Overeem was roided to the gills when he beat Bork lets call it even
>>1476502
>Brock killing my oily mangrapple's credibility in the eyes of casuals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So he was tested like 5 times and failed 1 of them?
Did he only take a sip or something?
>>1476502
>im just a jacked white boy
>i dindu nuffin
im not even sure why he tried to defend himself when it was so obvious
>>1476554
Brock was still fucked up from the sickness and surgery. Everyone knew they were both juiced to the tits.
lol
Why do they test for roids in sports and fighting anyway? Why doesn't anyone give a shit?
>>1476570
steroids are illegal without a prescription
>>1476575
But they banned trt as well.
>>1476570
Bitch ass congress will literally investigate them because they don't like solving any actual problems.
>>1476570
>>1476570
Because athletes will try and get whatever advantage they can over the competition.
If they don't get tested at all then most of them will take steroids so in over to get an advantage over the also roiding competition they would have to take more and more steroids to the point that they destroy their own bodies
>>1476580
this lmao
How pissed is Vince right now?
>>1476590
He'll probably just play it into an angle
>THE BEAST IS BACK
>ON STEROIDS
>HE'S THE ULTRA BEAST NOW
>>1476502
>WWE drug testing
so this is confirmed a meme, right? I mean even Cena's on the gas ffs
>>1476592
But if anyone actually thought his wellness policy was legit, this has to prove it isn't.
>>1476595
Well does anyone actually expect their wellness policy to at all be on the level of a more real sport like the UFC?
Seriously speaking
>>1476583
but a career of getting kicked in the head doesn't? Fuck off. Other than George Chuvalo, who is a freak of nature born with the gift of having his head pummeled by sledgehammers to little effect, name one professional fighter that lasted 10 years past their 40th birthday without:
CTE
Parkinson's
Alzheimers
Speaking like they have a mouth full of pudding (Hell, look at Diaz, he's already punch drunk bigtime.)
>>1476598
George Foreman
>>1476597
I think they let some superstars slip by like Cena Seth and Orton but it's really hard to tell when it comes from wwe
>>1476602
They suspended Roman Reigns and he is literally the golden boy of WWE.
>>1476598
>getting kicked in the head is bad for you so we should allow people to take steroids so the the kicks to the head are even more powerful
gr8 logic mate
>>1476595
They will probably claim to it happened while he wasn't doing anything for him or do like with Roman and have him suspended but not long enough to interfere with their plans. The latter would be frivolous since Brock is barely on tv under normal circumstances.
>>1476605
THE REIGNS SUSPENSION IS A GODDAMN WORK HE IS NOT EVEN MISSING ONE PPV YOU FUCKING MARK
>>1476598
Like 3/4 of the retired fighters are doing just fine you retarded sperg?
>>1476605
Active roster stars probably get legit tests, anyone else gets injury breaks or wrestles some PPVs only to not be considered active
>>1476612
>for him
for them
Whats the chance of Vince in this moment spam-calling The Undertsker until he agrees for a match at SS?
Because i think its around 110%
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>PEOPLE THOUGHT HE WAS NATTY
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
/wwe/ on /sp/ now
>>1476605
I said some superstars not all of them
>>1476550
Don't worry, we've got it in the freezer at our gym.
>>1476631
It's sealed ya goober.
>>1476502
They said they tested him 5 times before the mark hunt fight. Did they just get the results now?
does this mean Mark Hunt wins
>>1476671
MEMERS BTFO
>>1476598
>name one professional fighter that lasted 10 years past their 40th birthday without:
>
>CTE
>Parkinson's
>Alzheimers
>>1476671
>10th of july
>There are people who think Brock has ever been natty
>H-He was big since high school!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good, now WWE should suspend him.
>>1476713
lol implying
He'll be at Summerslam regardless how this plays out.
Who cares. Everyone in any popular sport roids.
it's a storyline you marks!!!
>>1476502
LESNAR BTFO
VINCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
WWE is fucked. hahah
USDA pops him for steroids. But WWE wellnesss doesnt? uh oh
>>1476593
For people high up like Lesnar, yes it's a farce. Cena is probably on shit that can't be detected. There's stuff out there that's basically impossible to test for.
This must look seriously bad for WWE that they never caught anything.
What if Roman was a sacrifice of sorts? They tested Lesnar positive, didn't want to reveal it so they exposed Roman instead so they could say later 'h-hey we don't condone this'
>>1476681
that is literally my body
>>1476877
lose weight
>>1476887
but I love burritos so damn much
>>1476756
Easy, he hasn't worked for WWE since Mania and they'll say he started after
Brock hasn't done anything in WWE since Wrestlemania and Summerslam is a little ways off. Don't talk about WWE wellness policy, he prob would pass it.
>>1476598
Floyd Mayweather will be fine, I'm sure. Also, Sugar Ray Leonard.
>>1476877
Are you 50?
>>1476686
why was he so sweaty
you guys better go say sorry to /heem/
>>1476974
Because he's a huge mountain of muscle and even brief activity causes him to overheat.
>>1476502
>Lesnar knew he was fighting in UFC 200 since April if not earlier
>Weaseled around to avoid the USADA 4 month retire test cycle
>"I've only known bout this fight for a month..."
>Still tests positive
>People still surprised
Feel bad for Markaru
>>1476975
this, /asp/ has a lot of egg on their face now after all that shitposting
Wasn't Lesnar "busted" for roids a while back but it just turned out that he's just huge?
>>1477184
Cops seized a package of his one time and thought it was steroids, it was "legal" growth hormone
to punish Brock, they will make him work 30 days
>>1476982
does that happen when u accumulate that much mass
Will WWE punish brock for this?
From WWE:
>Brock Lesnar has not performed for WWE since WrestleMania and is not scheduled to return until Sunday, August 21
kek
It's over
http://www.wwe.com/article/brock-lesnar-anti-doping-policy-violation
>>1477242
Yep, safe to say the unstoppable beast gimmick is done and he'll job to Orton and finally to Reigns clean. Kill me now
Holy fuck. Now all of you faggots have to APOLOGIZE to /sp/.
samoa joe should beat him
>>1476557
UFC killed its credibility when they signed cyborg
>>1476673
Hopefully. I felt like he got screwed when they didn't even drug test lesner after he was signed for the fight. This just confirms my feelings
>>1476673
The fight becomes a no contest, like after Silva and Diaz fought, it doesn't count toward their record. Mark might get compensated handsomely though, he definitely has a case.
How much will Brock be fined if the test cums back positive?
>>1477364
He'll be banned from the sport for 2 years, his MMA career is basically over. Don't know if he'll be fined financially at all, since this test came out after the fight.
>>1477590
umm allistar overeem got popped and hes still fighting
how exactly would his career be over?
Brock should job to Randy at Summerslam to further prove a point
It would be hypocritical if Roman returns to Battleground and loses while Brock goes off scot-free and is a proven roid muncher
>>1477848
Roman will come back and win by cheating and become the biggest heel in years. Randy will beat Brock because it elevates Randy, Brock beating Randy elevates nobody.
Vince is playing 4D Chess.
>>1477858
best case scenario right here.
Which means it won't happen.
>>1477848
>Brock should job to Randy
No.
Could this be a work to get more buys for a future Brock fight?
>>1477798
Overeem was seven years younger than Lesnar is now when he got caught. I don't see a 41-year-old Brock returning in two years to continue his MMA career. He'll be retired on his moose farm by then.
Brock doesn't really care about the match result being overturned, but rather a significant chunk of his fight purse vanishing. The fight was his highest single payday of his life.
I'm confused. It says that he passed a lot of drug tests and then failed this one. What does this mean?
>>1478366
he's a jacked whiteboy
>>1478366
It either means it was estrogen blockers that he did after the cycle, or it means that whatever he's on has a short window and they caught him in it
>>1478122
They'll only take from his official purse, but they won't touvh his "locker room" purse, it would also hurt if they touched his ppv revenue
>>1476502
he's a big guy
>>1476756
WWE doesn't give a fuck. This is one test out of 6 or 7 that USADA gave him leading up to the fight and apparently he passed all the other ones, so this probably isn't for roids (not to say he isn't on them regularly, just that he would've failed more than one if he hadn't already cycled off of them)
More than likely this is for some random supplemental shit he took a couple weeks before the fight that WWE doesn't even test for.
Hey isn't the streak still not over now
>>1476502
>coconut nigger wants all of his ufc 200 money
fuck off, we dont need another talentless samoan leech
