You now remember this storyline
I remember when they had everyone out in the ring, some guy playing a lawyer who had never done public speaking in his life slowly eliminating people, til it was down to Triple H and Sandman. Think how it could've gone if it was Sandman instead of Hornswoggle
>inb4 fagotron Kennedy
God if they just gave it to sandman. IF THEY JUST GAVE IT TO SANDMAN.
WHY GOD? WHY HORNSWOGGLE?
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>literally the first thing they say is that the son's not extreme
>ECW guys are supposed to clear out
>Sandman hangs around anyway because he's drunk/concussed/stoned/whatever the fuck
>manages to make it slightly interesting by sheer absent mindedness