Why is Cena called BMJ
>>1459237
BMJ = Butt Man John because he has such a great ass.
>>1459237
Because he is the Hero /wwe/ needs.
>>1459237
Because he literally carried CM Punk to a 5 star match
>>1459237
>carries his sloppy overrated opponents like CM Punk to good matches
>can go 20+ minutes every night in an at least good match
>always gets reactions, makes matches important if they're aren't already before
Because he likes hamburguers:
Big Mac John
>>1459240
This
>>1459237
Because hes a big guy
>>1459237
Because of his dick: Big Mambo Jambo
Bland Masher John because he buries indie manlets futures
>>1459250
>carries his sloppy overrated opponents like CM Punk to good matches
Nah Punk carried Cena with that one. Punk has shown to have far better workrate, and had the far more interesting offense/variety in that match. Note how this CM Punk 5 star match has a lot of restholds while the other one doesn't. Cena has shit conditioning.
>can go 20+ minutes every night in an at least good match
Not without a lot of rest holds. Everything from his "5 star" Punk match, to his stuff with Styles and Rollins the past few weeks, this guy can't go on for long in the ring.
>always gets reactions, makes matches important if they're aren't already before
Based off popularity alone. Someone as shitty as the Kardashians can get the same thing done.
>>1459237
Because autists love neologisms and /asp/ies are the biggest autitsts of them all.
>>1459237
>Blow My Johnson
because you can't see him cumming with a load in your eye
>>1459237
Because he has a "Big Manhood".
>>1459592
>can't go for long
>went 1 hour with hbk
>multiple 1 hour matches
>went over 30 minutes with Cesaro
Please have sex
Lose weight
18+
>>1461366
Bitch Man John totally on roids, this GIF makes it so obvious.
>>1459237
Because he's Big Match John. That simple.
>Most overrated wrestler from 2005-2013
>Most loved wrestler by smarks 2014-now
Most fans just want to be contrarians to be edgy
>>1461725
>>Most loved wrestler by smarks
This has literally never been true.
>>1461733
Every smark gets excited when they hear Cena's song come on. He's the best wrestler in the company at the moment. You can't deny that
>>1461733
Its been true since 2010. Snarks fucking came their pants when the nexus got fucking buried. Fuck nexus was bad.
