Because, deep down, if you use /asp/, you are a retard. No exceptions.
Count one of this board's retardation. It's obsession with Cuck fetishes. Who are you people? Moot?
Count two on the retardation board, what is with you guys and Smarkbusters? Literally two guys tryharding to be the most cringeworthy anti-smarks ever.
Count three is that you people don't just except Eugene is the greatest WWE legend ever.