Ivelisse's Jaw Edition: UL2 Night 2 and 3 upcoming.
What are you most hyped for?
>>1456478
when are they going to make out already
LU is good at foreshadowing so it should happen eventually
>>1456478
I would do nasty thing to that jaw
Cuerno/Mil. Should be pure chaos if this incarnation of Mil is meant to be stronger than the last two.
>>1456670
Knowing how much of prude Ive already is (check her Facebook, its fascinating sometimes), there's no way she'll say yes to kissing another woman.
Plus, if Ivelisse (the character) was to have a relationship, it would be with Prince Puma, no?
When is Taya going to cuck Melina IRL so LU can pull the trigger on Taya/Mundo on-screen?
Cage vs Mack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq0NSj-Wkes
Incase any of you missed it
>still 3 days til Wednesday
J U S T hurry the fuck up
>>1458680
>the wait between LU eps feels thrice as long as the wait between eps of other weekly shows
>>1459142
>mfw I don't even bother with Raw anymore.
>>1456803
This and gift of the gods.
Which of the LU characters/wrestlers are gay?
We can all agree Johnny Mundo is the best in LU correct?
>>1459332
The male members of woldwide underground
>>1459555
DELET THIS
>>1459484
the best white male, yes.
>>1459484
Best white guy, along with cage.
Puma, Cuervo and Mack fill the top 5 for me
>>1456808
how can she be a prude wearing what she wears in the ring
How long do you think the wait is going to be for season 3? I hope it isn't long
>>1460801
A lot of what she says conflicts with her character.
She once posted about how she hates all storylines involving romance in any wrestling promotion and said they were completely pointless.
Guess she forgot that's how she started in LU
>>1456808
>Plus, if Ivelisse (the character) was to have a relationship, it would be with Prince Puma, no?
what.
Does LU sells merch on their website?
>>1461313
When you click on the store section it redirects you to squareup
>Catching up with everyone
>See the Chavo VS Puma match
>See Chavo break his leg strings or whatever the fuck it's called
>the crew step in so seamlessly that I have to rewind the video to see that he got actually injured
You kinda realize after the match is wraped up quickly but still
Kudos
WHAT IS SEÑOR BENJAMIN DOING IN THE TEMPLE?
>>1463392
SENOR BENJAMIN PREPARE THE TEMPLE FOR MASSACRE
>>1461254
As far as I'm concerned, they started dating a few weeks after he saved after her match against. SoH doesn't know about it.
>>1467416
>this /tumblr/esque level of delusional shipping fanfic
Please stop.
>>1467423
We'll see, anon. Season 3 isn't far away :^)
Bumpo
Is there a match card yet?
>>1469795
It's been out for weeks
>>1469795
For UL?
>>1469810
thanks for not showing the spoilers
>>1467570
...you know it's already been taped right?
>shipfags literally this fucking dumb
Who's ready for the deathmatch?
>>1471287
Been waiting all week
ESTA ES LA NOCHE
Mah boy Cuerno gonna go over tonight
>>1472162
I hope so but that'd make mil look real dumb especially considering this is his second power boost
IT'S TIME
2 MINS HYPE
Who team killshot here?
Its that dark puma?
>>1472199
"""""yes"""""
>ywn catch sexy star after she does some flippy shit
Those arm warps are shitting Night Claw up
>>1472219
Kill shot just murdered him
i wonder how the wooo streamer will ruin this event tonight
>>1472232
did they ruin it last week? this music is lame, i suppose.
So its between the moth and nariposa
>>1472232
>watching the /wooo/ stream
>not watching on El rey
>>1472235
Well shit
I want to fuck sexy star so damn much
>>1472241
Her and Taya were hotter thick But I would still give them the pipe
>2 Hour Episode Next Week
2 hour finale!
>,2hr final
MUH DICK
DELETE MIL
here we go lads
no way it can top pentagon vs vamp right?
>those power bombs
HE HAD JUST GOTTEN OVER
what the hell happened with cuerno in season 2, looked weaker all around
Mr Cisco ;_;
>CISCO HAS BEEN DELETED
MESS WITH THE DEVIL YOU GET THE HORNS
They just killed Cuerno the fuck off holy shit
>>1472418
F
>Meme Underground
>Meme Underground
>Mr. Cisco
¿Por qué?
>>1472436
AAA it's truly cancer, hopefully CMLL fix their shit fast, Cuerno doesn't deserve this shit
>Cuerno getting fucking murdered
>Cisco being DELETED
Jesus christ
>Star making Marty tap
>Mil putting Cuerno through FOUR tables
>Cisco straight up dead
It just gets better and better.
BROTHER MATANZA
I KNEW YOU'D COME
>>1456846
why is this chubby bastard so based
>>1466246
>post yfw senor benjamin is councilman delgado's boss
>ultima lucha body count so far: 2
how many more corpses before this is done
>>1473501
I asked my brother how many table spots we were going to get in under 7 mins by the end of the show. Didn't expect that massacre Mil showed.
Cuerno is so BASED. 1st Killshot for fighting muslims and now Cuerno putting his hands on Catrina. LU is /pol/ now.
Anyone else think last night's episode was weak?
Death Match was fun, but that seven-man dragged way too long, and didn't have nearly enough fun-spots.
It was good when Nightclaw and Killshot carried it. But as soon as Killshot got eliminated, it was obvious it would just be focused on Sexy.
>>1473731
Death Match was not as violent as I expected but I just plain enjoyed Mil walking Cuerno to three tables just to powerbomb him
>>1473738
I felt it was a little under-stated, too.
Both the unique opportunity matches last week had way crazier bumps.
>>1473740
Yeah I was kinda expecting some sort of super version of Arrow from the Depths of Hell but I guess even Cuerno cares about his own well-being sometimes
>>1472305
I think it's because of the surgery he needed. He was out for a long time
>>1473731
I enjoyed this week more. The 7-way was good and while the result was obvious even for people that didn't get spoiled, I think they handled it very well.
>That tilt-a-whirl into the cutter
>Kobra Moon not interfering
>Night Claw getting just enough shine
>Mariposa
>The state of Siniestro
>Pic related
Also, the death match was cool. If it weren't for Mil levelling up I'd would've rather Cuerno won since he needs it more. He's become a jobber to the stars now.
Can't wait to see what Catrina does to Siniestro after yet another failure.
>>1473967
Destroy him, makes Cuerno her new hench mensch
>tfw banned for a day
>tfw couldn't shitpost while watching LU
Thanks a lot mods
>Dragon Azteca Jr.'s revenge on Black Lotus for the death of Azteca Sr.
>Pentagon with a unmediated Vampiro vs the Monster Matanza
>the fallout around poor Mr. Cisco
The finale is going to be a bloodbath, both inside and outside the ring.
>>1460223
Right, the best overall
Catrina is so hot, god damn son
>>1474403
I get the feeling that the Black Lotus match is going to be BS
>>1474726
TV does not do her justice. She's so fucking stacked that it borders on ridiculous
>>1474750
I want her to lick me senpai
>>1474754
>ywn get your ass beat by Mil Murtes and then get licked by Catrina
>>1456846
MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK MACK
>turn on LU
>inter-gender matches
>woman wins
>turn off LU
>>1475009
Do you stop watching movies where a woman beats up a man too?
>>1475009
Yeah, what kind of joke promotion would do that?
>bring bak da additute era thumbs up if u agree
>>1475009
> Turn on LU
> Woman isn't in an apron cooking
> Turn off LU
>>1475009
> Turn on Tekken
> See Japanese girl fighters
> Turn off Tekken
>>1475026
There's only one food guy in the Temple
(I miss him perros)
>>1475028
>Turn on KoF
>See Angel
>Fap
>>1475030
> He was brought to the temple because Dario was at a Mexican restaurant and liked his dancing
The
Deepest
Lore!
>>1475028
>> See Japanese girl fighters
Wow, you are not gonna like LU Season #3
>>1475009
> Come out of mother
> See that she has a job
> Go back in
>>1475009
>pay for ticket
>comedy movie
>woman ghost-catchers
>ask for refund
>>1475035
>implying he's ever gotten back into a vagina
>>1475028
I think the only Japanese girl fighters in Tekken are Asuka, Kunimitsu and Miharu
>>1475036
> TFW when your GF is making you see this later
>>1475032
i hope that is the honest truth
>>1475036
Well, that one actually sucked
>>1475043
It really is, I think they explain it in his debut match against midget man.
>>1475042
You poor bastard.
>>1475046
> But Melissa McCarthy is so funny!
> People don't know that El Mariachi Loco is actually El Siniestro de la Muerte as well
Argenis was the gold desiciple of death too.
>>1475049
>that filename
Glad my gf saw through that bullshit movie. Hope you can survive through that film though.
>>1475059
>he didn't read the filename
Sinestro is a fucking shit gimmick.
>>1475066
Little spoiler, but when I looked him up he had since 2nd to last match at this Ultima Lucha and a match with Prince Puma in season 3, that's it.
>>1473781
This is probably what lead to him being unhappy about his booking and trying to ascend further ( until AAA smacked him back down again. Poor guy. )
I really do like Cuerno, and hope he has the will to stay despite the way he's getting fucked over. It could be worse, he could be turned into a complete comedy character. As it stands, he's just a guy that gets surpassed by other people. Hope he catches a victory soon though, because what he "had" over Mil wasn't even his officially.
>>1474403
I always feel a little strange wondering what Vampiro might say or do considering Matt brings it up now and again. It's weird because they acknowledge it but try and skirt around the fact that Vampiro is indeed Pentagon's master, and when he loses that excitement in his voice it sends shivers up my spine.
>>1475042
>TFW when
>that feel when when
Another god damn podcast with Vampiro and Stone Cold, hopefully there is a part 3
Viewership was up for the second episode of Ultima Lucha dos. Ratings remain stable.
Shit, they have a marathon today!?
Did El Ray even advertise this at all?
If I knew this I would have stayed home and not have taken a shower!
>>1479239
Yeah, they posted about it on their social media
>>1475100
but in no way did Cuerno look bad in that match.
Mil just had a level up.
>>1480254
>but in no way did Cuerno look bad in that match.
Its still a loss. Him going after Mil was pointless in retrospect.
>>1480293
>its still a loss
that means jack shit.
Mil Muertes is an EX champ.
he was the monster before matanza.
Cuerno was never on that level.
Por que, reina ;_;
>>1480351
Translation please
>>1480382
>>1480399
>>1480351
>that spanish
So Sexy Star isn't Mexican after all
>>1480351
She announced she'd be quitting like 2 weeks ago.
>>1480825
She's quitting? or just leaving behind the mask?
>>1480916
Heard she's leaving AAA
Not sure if that means quitting the business or just wrestling elsewhere
>>1481004
>that video
cute. good for her. her no mas match is the only time i ever found myself legitimately caring about women's wrestling.
