>On Smackdown Zack Ryder defeats Sheamus CLEAN with the Elbrow drop
>Goes on the ramp afterwards and challenges Ruru for the US title
IT'S HAPPENING #WWWYKI
>>1447439
WOW WOW WOW
YOU ARE AWARE OF THAT
No, fuck that. I want to see him challenge for the WWE title and beat deanetty clean with the BROSKI BOOT and the ROUGH RYDER
>Zack also uses new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjLRANel1pc
IT'S HAPPENING SENPAI
The Elbrow should be his new finishing move, its the best elbow drop since Randy Savage
>>1447439
Hes a jobber for life
how do you people still care about this fucking jobber
it never works
he's fucking shit, give it up already, you'd think you learned from the last twenty fucking times they pretended to push this hack
I will give up when you learn proper punctuation.
>>1447722
The Rough Ryder is already the most protected finisher in the game now (look it up), and it looks great.
>>1447439
>>1447557
>https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/750497703256264704
Oh fuck it's finally happening, broskis!
>>1448022
Holy shit, he's actually getting his push. BASED BROSKI
>>1447439
What are the chances this is not another Ryder troll push were he gets buried back to superstars the momment he gains mommentum?
>>1447439
He shouldn't have dropped the ic title to Miz in the first place!
Ryder is over and should have gotten a legit push after his Mania win. Miz has done fuck all since winning the ic title.
>>1447439
i don't know if this is a ride I can get back on
>>1447439
Don't lie to me anon! Don't you fucking dare!
>>1447557
The fact that it opened with an immediate OOOOOOOOOH RADIOOOO was what made it memorable, WTF.
>>1448454
Only took Vince 5 years to realize fans like Ryder.
>>1448454
AW FUCK IT'S HAPPENING! WE DID IT BROSKIS! WHO WAS THERE IN THE BEGINNING!
>Finally gets his WM moment
>Emma
>Wins the main event on Raw
>New music
>New gear
>Clean win over Sheamus
Is it finally time
>>1447439
>Goes on the ramp afterwards and challenges Ruru for the US title
I really wish he didn't, now I just think he'll be set up to be knocked down by Rusev.
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Saved Independence Day AND BTFO'D Carter
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Parties every night
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>>1448487
Sad but probably true.
Same way they built up Titus,just to feed him to Rusev.
>>1448433
Only reason i can see why that happened was because they wanted to use the title as a way to promote Marine 5.
But then its just stupid because the IC title doesnt mean shit and Marine 5 is just an straight to DVD B movie trash.
>>1448473
Really. Ryder pinning clean a guy that was WWE champion not long ago is a HUGE increase in power level.
>>1448451
I agree. The first 13 seconds a shit
>>1448499
Well as long as Ryder doesnt get squached in like a 3 minute match this could help him get some credibility to move up the card.
>>1448502
Cute.
WE FINALLY MADE IT
>>1448540
>He beat Swaggy too
Other guy that is also quite over despite his position, hopefully WWE also gives him a push.
Who was /lifelong/ here?
>>1448454
>mfw it took deanetty to tank the ratings so hard that vince had no choice to push zack
deanetty is THAT terrible
>final deletion kino
>ryder finally getting a well earned push
what a time to be alive
>>1448636
>Be me in 2009
>Not enough into wrestling to actively seek it out
>For some unfathomable reason, TV in my country only got ECW
>Guido with see-through shirt and one-legged pants shows up
>He looks stupid
>I love it
Ruff Ryder ever since.
WE MIDCARD NOW BOYS
>>1448652
Wrestling renaissance?
>>1448692
when you hit bottom, the only other way is up
>>1448710
WOO WOO WOO!
>>1448692
Stop posting now final warning
>>1448719
>>1447439
You know they are putting Rusev on a title defense streak till Summerslam, right?
>>1448730
>>1448731
Lol ok get ready for lots of pizzas dweeb. Your mom is gunna freak. I did this to charlotte friend and i will do this to ya
>>1448737
>>1448746
hows the weather in Columbus? ;)
>>1448754
getting nervous?
>>1448758
goddamn your neighbourhood looks like a shithole. fucking poorfag
>>1448758
I got you senpai.
>>1448761
im almost done. would ya like extra cheese on your 60 pizzas? I hope your mother can afford this.
>>1448769
He'll probably delete these posts in order to save face.
>>1448737
>lol I'm gonna send pizzas to your house
ITT: it's the 80s
>>1448772
Area code: 614 right? ;^)
>>1448737
>deanmark wannabe endorsing "The Dude" moniker
PATHETIC
A
T
H
E
T
I
C
>>1448772
Cumberland Dr?
KEK even the street ya live near is faggoty
>>1448774
Brawler is underrated desu.
>>1448787
Does it even work anymore? Surely they have online confirmations etc nowadays
>>1448787
Y so upset?
>>1448789
I think they have safeguards over large orders. Also its midnight, there's no pizza shop open at that time.
>>1448799
I ordered from Hounddogs which is open till 2AM ;^)
>>1447439
Why do you losers care about this faggot?
>>1448822
Ryder Vice Club President will upload proof for ya ;^)
>>1448809
>Carter outing that he's from Columbus
>>1448818
Loveable underdog?
>>1448828
I didn't. It's just Carter being delusional as usual.
>>1448829
More like annoying mediocre faggot.
>>1448836
It's your opinion.
>>1448836
>REEEE I CAN'T LIKE HIM BECAUSE MASSAH VINCE HASN'T TOLD ME TOO
>>1448853
You know that you'll get banned for this no matter how accurate it is, right?
>Cuckter posting his mother's house
>>1447439
WEW WEW WEW LAD
BASED ZACK PUSH IS REAL
>>1448869
>>1448870
So im gunna take that as a "yes"
>>1448876
>Cuckter legitimately unable to differentiate between 2 posters
>>1448886
>>1448881
Sufferin succotash ya nerds are really upset
>>1448897
OK, shithead. I'm calling you out.
Post my ZIP code.
>>1448903
Don't encourage him bro. Walk away.
woo woo woo
>>1448909
you know it
>>1448908
>literally too retarded to even check for a trip
And I'm not even from Ohio either you dickhead
>>1448910
14217?
Welp this thread is derailed.
>>1448940
08724?
>>1448940
You from Brooklyn or New Jersey
>>1448957
You're Canadian?
one of the most natural underdogs on the roster considering he has been shit on for like 10 years
hopefully he can get a push on one of the half-rosters
>>1448972
I have a feeling he is going to be very successful in the Brand Split. Hopefully he goes to /smack/.
Zack = ratings without him the ratings are plummeting
>>1448971
Wasaga beach?
>>1447733
Eugene strikes again!
>mfw Ryder gets repackaged for the Smackdown draft where he becomes the jobber workhorse so Ziggla can do the same for Raw
You know it's true.
>>1448971
Gravenhurst?
>>1448985
Not a bad spot to be in.
>>1448979
Getting hyped right there.
>>1448985
>repackaged
No, not happening. Although jobber workhorse sounds about right. At least he's getting more screentime.
>>1448636
I have not been a fan since the beginning, but..
>Be me
> Used to watch wrestling from early 90's mid 00's.
>See Zack Ryder beat Hurricane.
>Not bad.
>Stop for a bit, come back last year.
>See Ryder climb the ladder at WM.
>See crowd blow up, instantly hooked.
>See Reaction Raw after, get fully WOO WOO WOO'ed.
I may not have been here since the beginning, but I will be a Broski with you.
>>1448991
>>1447439
>>1447557
>>1448022
>>1448060
The age of men is over, the time of the broski has come.
>>1449021
We must get the one belt to rule them for our Broski plan for world domination .
>>1449006
>Cuckter false-flagging this transparently
>>1449006
>Carter is so bootyblast he's pretending to be another tripfag AGAIN.
Imagine having no life outside of shitting up /asp/
>>1449069
>>1449067
His stupidity knows no bounds.
>>1449069
So where do you live?
Based Zack is doing well for himself
>>1449100
>prime years
Zack only just turned 31.
>>1449111
Hopefully they use him well on the Brand Split.
Zack Ryder more like Zack Jobber
>>1449168
Dean Ambrose more like Dean Ambore.
>>1449168
Fat spic mad af
>>1449168
>So devastated that everyone called his bluff and proved he didn't know where anybody lives that he's going to take it out on some random wrestler because of his association to the people who embarrassed him
Will Carter ever recover?
>>1449175
At least he isn't posting cuck porn like what he's doing in /tv/.
>>1449170
>seething
>>1449172
>convulsing with rage
>>1449175
>on the verge of mental breakdown
>>1449194
Where's my pizza?
>>1447439
It's good to see his music is updated.
>>1449206
>updated
This recording is from like 5 years ago
>>1449210
Huh?
>post yfw Ryder is announced as Lesnar's opponent and he goes over and becomes the highest drawing face of all time
>>1449245
WOO
WOO
WOO
>>1449224
>literally illiterate
Cuckter BTFO
Deliver my pizza already you fucking border jumper
>>1449258
>"act"
RYDER WILL REIGN SUPREME
WHILE THE BROTHER NEROS, KNOWN AS THE SHIELD, ARE EXPOSED AS THE
FAKES
THEY
ARE
>>1449280
nice trip code
apparently they re-recorded ryder's new theme song, it isn't the one thats been on the internet for awhile
He is so terrible on the mic though
>>1449339
>romark btfo that the true draw of the company is getting pushed now
>>1449339
So is everyone else. And he doesnt need to be. He has WOO WOO WOO
>>1449339
Better than Seth or Dean who can't stop slurring
>>1449345
Nah
>>1449346
YOU FAKE TRIPCODES ARE ONLY HOLLOW
THE BROTHER NEROS WILL FALL WHILE THE TRUE TALENT REMAINS!
>>1449347
Shut it nerd b4 i finna hit ya with the dirty deeds. Ya wont even see it cumming.
>>1449346
Awesome, another trip to filter. Bye
>>1449350
HIT ME WITH ALL OF YOUR FAKE MOVES
ONLY THE TRUTH CAN DEFEAT ME AND I SEE NONE!
>>1449352
U mad
>>1449353
The truth is my dean is the greatest champion of the new era. For months i have prayed to my dean every night before bed. Ive spent countless hours perfecting the dirty deeds. Im ready to use it now. Trust me lil boy, one dd's and its game over!
>>1449345
Seth actually conveys emotion though
>>1449366
JAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN
>>1448710
holy shit Guy Incognito is a wrestlebro too
>>1449473
oh you know it
>>1447557
I like it but i'd prefer if it if it opened with "oooh Radiooo" part.
>>1447557
It's not exactly this but it's very similar.
He's going to job to Rusev then Mojo makes his debut and save him
You're delusional, he's only going to get destroyed by Rusev, so Apollo could have extra motivation on defeating the evil guy that killed his friend.
>>1451961
Can you clarify whats different?
>>1452344
they changed the beggining
>>1452369
Good. The beginning was shit.
>>1447439
"That's a nice little push you got there..."
>>1452385
I wonder if Enzo and Cass will survive the Cena burial just like Ryder.
>>1452412
Big cass will Enzo won't and big cass becomes the next mastodon to be pushed.
>>1448498
I think that's the most hype a WWE crowd has been in a few years.
GUNNA DRINK SOME BEER TONIGHT YEAH
>>1452672
Sad isn't it.
>>1448986
wait what the shit I live in gravenhurst who even brings up this place there's like 2000 people living here most the year
>>1452704
I know all and see all.
>>1452712
He doesn't. Just ignore him.
Also where is my pizza fucker?
>>1452716
Watever helps ya sleep at night lil guy
>>1448737
Hey Deancuck, how were those 4.0 ratings on Monday? How many posts will you delete today? Why not just delete your pathetic life. No one will miss you, especially your RECORD LOW RATINGS hero Deanetty. Why even live, Deancuck?
>>1452720
Huh?
>>1447439
>Genuine
>Legit
>Appreciative of all support
>Brave
>6'3"
>ZACKED
>Alpha broski
>Has earned everything he's gotten
>Got himself over without any help
>Cares only about WWE and its fans
>Fights through the low times for the highs
>Electrifies the audience after being off TV for a year
>Is paid millions a year just to not shoot on WWE
>Eats five pounds of meat daily
>WOO WOO WOO
>Can outdrink Mojo Rawley any weekend
>Muscles rivaled only by his own father
>Fucks any woman on the roster for fun
>Trashes ex-gf hoeski with a hit single earning him millions more
>Has the undisputed best looking missile dropkick
>Emma gets wet seeing his toy collection
>Undefeated against cancer
>Physique that makes Kevin Owens cry to sleep every night
>Made broskis popular six months before Jersey Shore ever aired
>Saved the 4th of July
>Drinks beer and gets a girl he likes
>Audience is drawn to him everytime he speaks
>Is a literal phenomenon, biggest since Stone Cold
>First and longest reigning Internet Champion
>His ZR merch is constantly sold out
>New wrestlers take inspiration from him
>No wrestler has ever hated him
>Dwayne "The Cuck" Johnson cried because of Zack chants
>Schedule is wrestle, exercise, party, fuck
>Spent his "indie" years in WWE
>Wrote the book on how to use social media
>Connects with sincerity
>Has his back shaved by the GOAT Chris Jericho
>Kevin Owens jerks off thinking about Zack banging Emma
>Theme song is loved all over the world
>Broski Boot is wholly original and gets chants every time
>Rough Ryder is the most protected finisher in history (look it up)
>Appeals to both marks and smarks- literally cannot lose
>Got over as Edgehead and won Tag Title
>Got over as the Broski and won US Title
>Fought through burial
>Fought through burial's burial
>Still over
>Won IC Title at the largest Wrestlemania ever
>Elbro Drop is the best elbow drop since the Macho Man
>All this and is still younger than the TNA and NJPW has-beens being brought in
>>1452729
Nah
>>1452720
GET WORKED
>>1452724
See the picture you fat lazy fruit picking spic faggot? The one I posted that shows you claiming Deanetty will raise the RAW ratings to 4.0 this Monday? The only thing dumber than how you are playing is the fact you think it will work.
Every "huh" out of your chubby bean eating face is proof of how BTFO you've been since Monday. Your desperation is pathetic if that's the best you have to fall back on.
Just kill yourself, you bootyblasted cumguzzling queen.
>>1452729
>fought through burial
no he didn't
he was so based he was happy just putting people over and jobbing
>>1452739
Wat u mean?
>>1452740
Yeah, that is the point- he kept working hard despite being a full jobber. He didn't just quit and leave like Curt Hawkins.
>>1452747
Although fellow broski Curt Hawkins might come back during the Brand Split according to some sources.
>>1452755
What sources?
>>1452755
that negative charisma having motherfucker?
>>1452744
BTFO so hard he has to act as stupid as he truly is.
>>1452755
Please no. Whether to a team or a feud, that dooms Zack to a shitty story.
>>1452766
Huh?
>OHHHHHHHHHHH RADIO
what did he mean by this
>>1452766
Lol yea what a lame.
>>1452777
Hes getting raped by a radio cuz hes a jersey shore jobber
>>1452784
>Hes getting raped by a radio cuz hes a jersey shore jobber
Carter's rape trauma is manifesting.
>>1452792
Huh?
>>1452799
I'm going to post photos of you Deancuck.
>>1452739
>SEEEEEEEEEEETHING
>>1452804
Wat u mean?
>>1452807
>>1452770
Curt vs Mojo feud for Zack's partner
>>1452814
>gauges
>>1452814
This can't be real.
>>1452825
I'm serious. This is can't be real can it.
>>1452827
There's plenty more. Baby Girl just needs to behave and I won't share them. You can't post obsessively post on a public image board and not leave ways for people to find you with a simple search.
>>1449194
>his gimmick is being an uncreative cuck that repeats the same thing over and over
Yawn. I'm bored
>>1452814
Post more anyways
>>1452838
Not until she tells us more about "training at NXT" or gives us another shitpost. I'm teaching her boundaries.
>>1452831
How'd you find them exactly?
>>1452838
Yes!
>>1452847
I ain't got time to educate cucks for free. She was your bitch, but none of you could keep her in check.
>>1452851
Are you the hacker they call 4chan. Thank you
>carter getting btfo in a ryder thread
woo woo woo
>>1452861
You know it.
>>1452814
Lol what a fat spic faggit.
>>1452834
SAVED!
This will go well with my screen cap of Deancuck predicting 4.0 ratings for this week's RAW because of Deanetty.
>>1452858
SUICIDE WATCH!
This has been Deancucks week from hell, Broski-Sama.
>>1452858
Not shitpost or roleplay on our wrestlefag/ mmautist/whatever weird shit sport image board. Daddy has a few pieces of gold you would all love.
>>1452857
Call me Carter's Daddy Dom. I do what I do because I love you all.
>>1447557
Wow, this is way better than his original theme. Could do without the little screamo part, and maybe dial it down a bit on the rock and be slightly more chill, but otherwise really good.
>>1452902
>Canadian
>law student
>>344222792
I want the Hype Bros on main roster pls
>>1452969
Nice ear gauge
>>1452952
I'll be a lawyer about a year from now, i'll let you know when I change my name
DEANMARK BTFO
>>1448636
I watched every single episode of WWE's ECW for 3 reasons, and their names are Zack, Jack, and Kofi.
>>1448790
Becuase we have to walk this Earth every single day knowing that you're stupid, swagfaggy, spic, obese, cholo-ass, autistic, gay, retarded, neckbearded self is out there, still living and we have to share the air we breathe with you. I don't think that's very fair.
>>1452814
I truly cannot believe this is real. However, it s real! Christ
>>1453154
It had to happen in a broski thread.
>>1453202
> SEETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV2V8RcxNaw
>>1453220
Based.
>>1453220
Pinned as clean as Emma's bleached butthole. Nice.
>>1453224
>Emma's bleached butthole
ZACKED
>Zack on RAW, NXT, and Smackdown in one week
>>1454088
and he didn't lose once
>>1447557
>he actually fucking came out to it on SD
I mean, for so long we've been hoping he'd finally get this theme and a push.
And finally it's fucking happening. YOU KNOW IT
>>1454111
When was the last time he defended the belt?
...
>>1448636
Didn't really care about the Major Bros/Edgeheads, but I've definitely been on board sine his ECW days. I'm still mad that they made Big Zeke the last ECW champ and not Ryder
