Hey /asp/ I'm going to Smackdown tonight, what should my sign say
Sasha Banks is my waifu
>>1446194
I COULDNT AFFORD RAW
DEANNETTY
BECKETTY IS A PIKEY
I LOVE BRETCHAD
EL PRONTO WHERE IS THE #FATPUSS
>>1446219
Autism
I LOVE GIRL PENIS
LET ME SMELL YOUR FARTS
SASHA BANKS IS A BOTCHING TRANNY
TITTY MASTER
ROIDMAN REIGNS
420
>>1446220
LE AUTISM MAYMAY HUR HUR
>>1446194
REMOVE GENIES
>>1446219
Gain height
>>1446223
Retarded sperg
>>1446230
TWO DIFFERENT WAYS OF SAYING LE AUTISM MEME HUR HUR HUR WHAT WILL THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN SAY NEXT
>>1446194
How about "DEANMARK BTFO"
>>1446244
I think I found my winner
>>1446194
d/dx(sin^2(3x))
DO IT!!!
>>1446319
I'm up there
Look for it by the ramp
>>1446504
>giving carter more attention
autism
>>1446504
>giving Carter attention
you are literally fueling his autism
>>1446504
lel
>>1446504
KEK
BRING BACK CURB STOMP
PUSH SWAGGER
RVD SAVE US
I LOVE HULL KOGAN
>>1446504
Don't give Carter the satisfaction.
Why don't you do a "Raw is /asp/" for our gamethreads. Would be nice to update that old image we used to use in /sp/.
>>1446504
kek
>>1446194
I'll be there too. If I see you I'm telling you to gain height.
>>1446504
>>1446531
Solid idea
>>1446555
Trips confirm.
DEANETTY
RECORD
LOW
>>1446504
KEK
Autism flared for a moment
>>1446504
>Sackdown is /asp/
JUST
>>1446589
you do realize you're going to a smackdown show right?
do you have autism?
>>1446608
Let him decide for himself. It'll be used for our gamethreads, but since the brand split is happening he should decide whether to go for /raw/ or /smack/.
>>1446611
We should do a tripfag brand split.
>>1446616
Put Carter on /raw/ then we're good to go.
>>1446504
Cringe as fuck
You are just as cancerous as him
>>1446504
Ill be looking for this
>>1446650
Jewbacca is being sent to /sd/
>>1446194
Chtis Benoit is innocent
>>1446677
They'll probably ban you from live events for that.
>>1446230
It's not funny anymore
Try different jokes
Tell em hug and kiss my ass
X and O
>>1446670
Nah, he's the second draft pick for /raw/.
>>1446504
I hate this place
>>1446715
>>1446704
Cringing hard as fuck
I dont want any part of your wewtist tripcunt autism, keep my name out of your fraggle mouths
Great, now I have to watch Smackdown, fuck.
>>1446726
this
begging you all to have sex
>>1446726
BRETKEK SHAKING WITH RAGE
>>1446726
Kys window licker
>>1446726
It's best for business Bretcuck.
>>1446733
kys nigger bitch pajeet, mexican brit cuck
>>1446736
You cant even reach the windows to lick you fat spic cunt. You are a catflap licker
>>1446743
Shut your mouth, snaggletooth
>>1446311
I don't get it csc^2 (3x)/x
>>1446745
Stop wagging your 3 chins el quesadeano
>>1446764
kek jewbucker is back
>>1446743
I gurantee im taller than u lil boy
>>1446738
like half of those people don't post anymore
>>1446771
Hello my imposter from many months back.
>>1446764
> hes a deancuckboo
> he must whiteknight a fat legit autistic spic at all times
Im 404ing you out of the skype group faggot, that was your last warning
>>1446782
>Skype group
Bretmark, you making the next thread?
>>1446782
An enemy of my nigga jewbacca is an enemy of my mine. Keep talking shit and ill hit ya with a dirty deeds so quick ya fucking midget
>>1446773
> Gurantee
Is that the name of your mexican peasant village
How you gonna find yardwork in a desert pham? no wonder you are here 24/7
>>1446785
Na, its ZOMark's turn
>>1446789
Im italian canadian ya fucking nerd. Im currently in locker room about to train for my NXT tryout so kys dweeb midget nerd doofus dork geek vertically challenged dwarf
>>1446790
Is he even here anymore? I don't think he ever got the next thread.
>>1446791
>NXT tryouts
You fucking hate NXT with a passion! Why the hell would you even go there?
>>1446791
Hey baby I know a couple people at the Performance Center in Orlando. Who is your agent? Let's see if you are telling the truth.
>>1446791
can i fuck your hot Italian sister?
i fucking hate this place
i honestly wish you all would break your necks and die
>>1446801
Calm down Phil
>>1446801
Hi Phil. Hows April doing? Is she sick of ur whiny bullshit yet?
>>1446801
Same here
I might get back in to divegrass again and fuck off over to /epl/ t b h, i dont even watch wrestling anymore anyway
My tiptop bants is wasted on this tumourpit
>>1446791
Post pictures now el beano
Just because your fostermum puts padlocks on the fridge it doesnt make your kitchen a 'locker room'
This is probably what Bretmark looks like.
>>1446804
>photo of Carter's triple chin
Well since you are lying I will tell you that no agents are actively looking for talents until after the next round in September. If you are going to lie, then lie about something that no one on this board actually knows about.
>>1446818
KEK
BRECUcK AKA NU-MALE, SJW, AND CARTER STALKER BTFO
>>1446818
Is that a boy or a grill
At least its a drawing like the real Bret and unlike RECORD ALLTIME LOW Yawn Michaels
>>1446819
> giving cuckter the time of day
Cunt him off when the opportunity arises then ignore his inane nonpost drivel
Its the only way to deal with legit autists
More leaked Bretmark pics
>>1446830
>caught lying
>>1446825
It's a girl. She's a character in that Nickelodeon show.
>>1446819
>>1446816
>>1446837
As ya can see dweebs im geared up in my locker room ready to go
>>1446851
Look at those pig trotters. Geez!
Heres Bretcuck waking up in the morning drinking shitty coffee, trying to come up with his next shitpost.
>>1446851
hahahaha look at that fat spic arm. How can you be so dark and pale at the same time?
>>1446861
100% muscle bbygurl
>>1446864
I bench 500 for reps dweeb keep cwyying
>>1446851
Holy shit
It looks like someone dropped a christmas ham in a load pubes and then put a cheap glove on the end
You must be legit 25 stone no joke
Why is there a bedsheet in your 'locker room' you fat disgusting fuck?
>>1446871
I sleep in here on days off
>>1446865
Baby Girl, you need to hit the gym, and not Jim's Burgers.
>>1446870
Prove it
>>1446876
I go to gym every day though. I recently worked out with Kendrick and Balor at a Planet fitness. They were giving me tips on my tryout.
>>1446851
THIS NIGGA HELLA FAT
>>1446876
>Carter's Daddy Dom
Jesus christ
>>1446736
Hi Deancuck! I was just wondering if your boy Deanetty raised ratings to 4.0 last night?
>>1446882
Ya just salty dweeb. Once i hit the main roster im inviting my brother Jewbacca to raw and giving him front row tickets
>>1446881
No, you didn't. You would have said it the day it happened and used it as a part of your 'I'm training for NXT' charade.
>>1446881
>Balor
You hate him with a passion! Stop lying!
>>1446874
> deancuck is literally in his festering smelly basement bedroom right now taking 100s of pictures at every different angle to try and find the most flattering one to post on a board for people that despise him
Post belly now, you are legit 25 stone at least
All i can think of whenever you post now is a mexican samwell tarly
>>1446893
UR FAT AS FK KEK
>>1446898
> My arm looks the biggest from this angle
I'm chiseled compared to most cucks on this board. I've got long black hair, a nice beard, and some tattoos.
>>1446905
ur fat smelly spic
>>1446870
kek. You might as well just lie and say you do reps of 1,000 lbs. It is just as believable.
What a fat disgusting bag of shit
Post another picture fatty
timestamp your belly fat spic
>>1446905
Humble? You shit obsessively shit post CP on a wrestling board and you call yourself humble? You try to bully people on here and you call yourself humble? Do me a favor, open a dictionary and look that word up.
Time to stop replying to this tubby fantasist now lads until he posts another picture
Ignore him until then
>>1446922
>Humble? You shit obsessively shit post CP on a wrestling board and you call yourself humble? You try to bully people on here and you call yourself humble? Do me a favor, open a dictionary and look that word up.
>>1446922
We found out earlier today that he post cuck porn in /tv/. He's the reason why that board is shit lately.
>>1446920
Oh yes I am sure it is going to happen at Summer Slam :eye roll:
Retard, I'm the person that actually knows people at the performance center. You have absolutely nothing to do with NXT or WWE. You can try to prove that you do, but I can always prove you don't.
please kill yourself
all of you
>>1446930
I just posted scientific photographic evidence though
>>1446930
Fuck off Meltzer
>>1446928
I'm not surprised
>>1446930
> taking some legit sperg's ramblings this seriously
Pham pls
>>1446933
>scientific evidence
of what? your type 3 diabetes?
>>1446935
That is what Devshitt used to say
I wish devshitt would come back and murder cuckter so much
>>1446939
Stay salty nerd
New picture of Bret Mark
>>1446929
by being a competitive eater?.
>/asp/ seriously entertaining this guy's delusional fan fic stories
>/asp/ being trolled this easily
shame on you all feeding this troll like this
Jesus how long have you even been on 4chan
>>1446942
I think your NXt workout was supposed to start like 20 minutes ago already....
>>1446940
Wasn't Devitt that one guy?
>>1446851
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING SPIC
>>1446950
Fucking this, it is disgusting
Im going back to ruse the becketty general fuck all of you
>>1446950
We want more scientific evidence for memes
>>1446949
You might think i'm upset but you're not thinking right because of the extra salt you put in your fries fatty
>>1446951
Im currently in washroom shitposting. big A is making recruits do 30 mins of stretching so im just chillen
>>1446945
Oh I know he wasn't right, I just want Deancuck to admit it.
>>1446194
A sign that says Carter is Fat
Guys he's probably driving to Smackdown now
>>1446957
Im currently on salad cleanse diet. I gotta cut down from 220 to 180 so i look cut for my debut
>>1446944
> someone actually spent time making this
>>1446964
That's the salt talking again fatso.
Alright brb guys i have to do some warm up drills
You don't want to look like a tryhard, OP, so nothing too elaborate. Just hold up a sign with this written in clearly readable marker pen:
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Brittle bones
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1446959
If you were in any way serious and actually think that someone as obese as you doesn't need to stretch then you are more autistic than we thought.
Of course, none of us believe you since you are just sitting in your bedroom room with a workout glove on taking pics of your arm to impress people on the internet.
>>1446968
lel
Begging all of you to please have sex
>>1446969
>turns trip off and remains online
Ok im back. Regal said im looking good in the ring. We have promo class in about 20 mins so im just chillin
>>1447017
Cut a promo about /asp/
Guys do not feed this troll any further.
You should all be ashamed of how worked you have gotten in this thread.
SHAMEFUL
>>1446851
KEK
There is nothing wrong with cuckolding.
>I'm going to miss the greatest wrestling match of all time to watch Smackdown live
JUST
>>1447169
Start a Jewbacca chant bruh
Man becky got the second or third loudest pop there.
OP here
Just got back from Smackdown
If everything goes as it seemed then you should be able to see the sign during the opener match and the Becky Lynch segment
>>1448571
So who's fighting Brock Lesnar
>>1448581
They didn't fucking announce it to the crowd, it's a pre-taped segment that will be edited in
>>1448599
Oh. Well that sucks.
>>1448571
what sign did you bring
>>1448624
Already posted
"Dean Mark BTFO"
>>1448581
Goldberg
>>1446194
>>1446531
Do it
