Reminder that the three on the main roster are the Fem-Shield.
>Charlotte/Seth - Heel who cuts boring promos, pushed to the top of the division, missed the best opportunity to drop their belt on numerous occasions, and only where they are because Haitch has a boner for them
>Sasha/Roman - Fans hyped on them at first, most strongly-booked one with Face-of-the-division aspirations, quickly proving they can't speak or work a match outside of their previous protected environment (Roman had the Shield, Sasha had NXT)
>Becky/Dean - Shit
BONUS
Bayley/Cena - Currently punished for no reason (Bayley doing nothing in NXT, Cena feuding with outlaw shitters and tagging with Enzo and Cass on PPV, the only draw of them all)
YOU HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTEND
All true, except Bayley is shit too and will flop hard
>getting to feud with AJ Styles and his Good Brothers
>staying as Queen of NXT instead of going up to the Hellish main roster
These are punishments?
>>1445576
>it's the same shitter in denial
>>1445573
Kek this. Fuck these whores, especially Becketty
>>1445580
Settle down mark
>>1445573
I can't wait until these over hyped cunts fade into obscurity. Botcha Banks and the literal retard potato will probably kill themselves in the ring so that's something to look forward to
>>1445584
Nice projection lad.
Still miserably angry over Bayley existing?
>>1445595
No, I'm very much excited for her flopping and the silent crowds. Women's """"wrestling"""" is a festering shit heap that cannot be saved
>>1445606
>he's still excited for his fantasies that will NEVER happen
Can you spit out the "only Full Sail likes her" meme again? It'll be just as funny as it was last time.
>>1445618
I don't have to. You'll see for yourself in the coming months
>>1445620
>Brooklyn
>London
>Dallas
The fucking STATE of you
Becky
In-ring: 9
Look: 9
Gimmick: 5
Mic work: 7
Total: 30
Charlotte
In-ring: 6
Look: 7
Gimmick: 8
Mic work: 9
Total: 30
Sasha
In-ring: 6
Look: 6
Gimmick: 9
Mic work: 7
Total: 28
Bayley
In-ring: 8
Look: 2
Gimmick: 10
Mic work: 7
Total: 27
>>1445631
Good God you've overrated them horribly.
>Charlotte 9 mic work
>Bayley 7 mic work
>Sasha 9 gimmick
Please be bait
>>1445623
All fat NXT smarks. They are not full sail in name only
>>1445641
Maybe I overrated Bayley on the mic, but I don't really watch promos on NXT. Charlotte has been great on the stick since being called up, and is getting some of the largest reactions on the entire roster. She overuses screaming, I guess, but it's effective. Her promo dismissing Ric was fantastic.
Sasha's gimmick is the best thing going for her. A black chick who's related to Snoop Dogg calling herself The Boss? That's the best female gimmick on the main roster by far.
>>1445573
>YOU HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTEND
thanks pham
>>1445631
>Mic work: 9
negro what the fuck are you even doing
>>1445631
lad, no.
Becky
In-ring: 7
Look: 8
Gimmick: 7
Mic work: 7
Total: 29
Charlotte
In-ring: 6
Look: 8
Gimmick: 6
Mic work: 5
Total: 25
Sasha
In-ring: 5
Look: 5
Gimmick: 5
Mic work: 5
Total: 20
Bayley
In-ring: 6
Look: 8 (it's great for her character)
Gimmick: 8
Mic work: 3
Total: 25
>>1445665
>can't be above 5 in look
Homosexual detected
>>1445666
Those four can't.
>>1445663
We pretty much agree on everything outside of Sasha's gimmick, Charlotte's mic work, and Bayley's mic work and look lol. I give Charlotte a boost for really getting heat and won't budge on moving Bayley's look. You don't have to be a butterface to connect with little kids.
Either way, Becky is clearly the best girl and as long as we agree there, it's all good.
>>1445700
Well, that may be, but that's 'cause you've only got eyes for your Samoan roidpig FedoRamen
>>1445706
bayley is supposed to be a girl next door type. having an average at best face works. kids don't care but that's what her adult fans are mainly attracted to. plus that body is 11/10
>>1445726
W-What?
>roids
I'm still betting on herb
>>1445706
Keep in mind I'm rating them based on now. Sasha's old gimmick was good, her current one is stale, bland and tame. She isn't a good face.
Maybe I was a bit harsh on Charlotte. She's good at her core but crowds scare her and she spills spaghetti everywhere. Backstage she's fine
>>1445732
Weed is not a suspendable offense in WWE's Wellness Policy. It's a fine, nothing more.
Roman got popped for some big boy drugs like cocaine or steroids. He has to have done something very bad in order for them to actually follow through with the suspension.
>>1445573
>Bayley/Cena
Lol. Not even.
>>1445618
It's true though. Besides that span Izzy and full sail, she is a no one.
>>1445643
>get BTFO
>d-doesn't c-c-count
>>1445901
Nice porky pig impression
Becky
In-ring: 7
Look: 7
Gimmick: 5
Mic work: 5
Total: 24
Charlotte
In-ring: 9
Look: 7
Gimmick: 8
Mic work: 1
Total: 25
Sasha
In-ring: 3
Look: 3
Gimmick: 1
Mic work: 1
Total: 8
Bayley
In-ring: 8
Look: 8
Gimmick: 10
Mic work: 2
Total: 28
>>1445937
I wish SummerSlam was sooner just so your inevitable meltdown at getting BTFO would hurry up, but the marination is just gonna make your tears all the sweeter when Bayley gets the biggest pop of the night on RAWafterSummerSlam
>>1445943
>in ring 9
holy fuck
>>1445951
When she doesn't, I can't wait to taste your tears. That is if you even show up to the gamethread. You're gonna get rekt
>>1445951
Lol wasnt even him and i dont care about divashit
>>1445965
I think he is being serious too
Has anyone in the history of wrestling ever thrown worse10 punches in the corner than Charles?
>>1445968
There is 0% chance this post was written by a person over the age of 18.
>>1445968
Hope your patience lasts forever!
>>1445987
Ditto
>>1446015
That would mean you just agreed with him you dense cunt
>>1446022
no, it means it's also applicable a second time. that is to his own post. you drooling aboriginal ape
>>1446029
That still means you agreed with him you daft fool.
t. Irishman
>>1445983
Ramen Rings slow ass closelines
>>1445631
>Becky and Bayley having the same level mic work
Nigger are you deaf? Bayley is shit tier while Becky has been cutting good promos for months.
>>1445573
>Not calling them The Four Horse-faces
>>1446256
I can't understand a fookin word Bicky says, eh wee lad?
>>1446903
Sounds like a personal problem amerifat
is everyone forgetting women can't wrestle for shit?
>>1446256
> becky
> good promos
> literally sounds like a deaf old man with a whole jar of peanut butter in her mouth
Jeff pls
>Cup-muppits
What did the lass kicker mean by this?
>>1446958
Its probably braindamaged inbred speak for comeuppance
>>1446958
