>MR DANIEL! PLEASE STOP, I CAN'T BREATHE. YOU CAN HAVE APRIL FOR YOURSELF, JUST LET ME GO!
what did phil mean by this?
>>1445200
KEK CM PHIL UTTERLY DESTROYED
>>1445203
Don't you have cuck porn to post on /tv/ Carter?
>>1445200
KEK
HOHOHOHO
>>1445200
>CM Punk hater
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Entitled brat
>Most boring guy in any thread at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Beer belly
>Ultra-sensitive
>Would never draw a penny
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>Never Wrote the foreword for a any book
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Cried about CM Punk
>hasn't stopped since 2014
>thinks his opinion matters
>Is the only person who sees talent in himself
>Most laughable "fighter" in ALL of history
>>1445200
HEY PHIL! GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPH
>>1445230
Mamba jest zajebista szcegolnie arbuzowa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/
>>1445230
>Hasn't got a clue
What did this anon mean by this?
*raises paw*
Who is April?
>>1445200
Please please PLEASE have sex
>>1445200
Anon this shit is not healthy, you've been making the same CM Punk threads everyday for 2 years now, he's never coming back. Move on with your fucking life.
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>"NO MR RYBACK!!!!"
>"NO MR DANIEL!!!!"
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Outsold Cena in merchandise with half the push & protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Cesaro, Ambrose and Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1445230
>Hates CM Punk
>Wears a Bret Hart shirt
Oh the irony
