>"NO, MR RYBACK! WAIT! IM VERY SORRY ABOUT WHAT I SAID MR RYBA-"
What did CM Punk aka Phil Brooks mean by this?
stop he didnt say that
>"AAAAA! MR. RYBACK NO, YOU'LL CAUSE THE ABSCESS ON MY BACK TO ENGORGE I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T!"
>"MR RYBACK IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DONT SLAM M- MY BACK... MR RYBA-!!!"
>>1445025
KEK
>>1445025
AHAHAHAHAHA OHH MY GOD LOL
JESUS CHRIST AAAAHHHH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOOOOHOOOHOO
OHOHOHOHOGOHOHOHHOOHOHOHOHOHHOHOHO
Haha..ha..meme.
>>1445193
Shut the fuck up fatty
>>1445199
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be training for your UFC debut? Wouldn't want to lose your first fight! :^)
>>1445193
Don't you have cuck porn to post on /tv/ Carter?
>>1445199
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
LOOK AT CM PHIL
POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1445206
This.
Phil is utterly destroyed
>>1445025
I miss him too OP but making daily threads and forcing cuck memes is not gonna change anything. He's gone, move on with your life.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues
>>1445259
Holy shit bros semen spunk mark/the bretcuc is fukin mad
>>1445259
Y so upset lil guy
>>1445280
Don't you have cuck porn to post on /tv/ Carter?
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream & made it cool again
>Outsold Cena in merchandise with half the push & protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Cesaro, Ambrose and Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match with John Cena of his entire career and also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1445293
Hello Phillip!
>>1445025
>MR RYBACK PLEASE DONT DO THIS
>>1445299
Why do you need to believe you are speaking directly to Punk ?
Like, if I played along with you, your first response would be "NUH UH YOU'RE NOT PUNK U LIAR"
But if I tell you the truth that I am not that guy at all, you will just keep posting "hi phil"
So what's the deal ? Why do you need to believe you are communicating directly with Punk?
Who hurt you Anon? Who made you this way?
It's OK you can share with us here.
>>1445313
Woah calm down Phil
>>1445326
Why do you need to believe you are speaking directly to Punk ?
Is this therapy for your absentee father?
>>1445355
It's OK Phil, I'm sure you'll be a good ufc fighter
Just keep up the training
>>1445362
Why do you need to believe you are speaking directly to Punk ?
Is this therapy for your absentee father?
>YES MR.RYBACK! SLAM THAT TINY DICKED LOSER AND FILL ME WITH YOUR STRONG CUM! I'M RUBBING MY CLIT TO YOU AS WE SPEAK
What did she mean by this?
>>1445898
>abandonment issues ex-Punk marks are cuck fetishists
Naturally.
>>1445904
They are like a pick n mix of psychological issues. Threads like these are fascinating.
>I hate cm punk
>I post photos of him everyday on /asp/
what did he mean by this?
>>1445945
Sorry selfies belong on /soc/
>>1445945
Therapy is too expensive.
This is a cheap method of dealing with the abandonment issues.
It's role-play therapy basically.
They pretend Punk is reading everything they write here, they imagin getting the reaction they want out of him.
Simple psychology really. Most of these people are angry at their fathers for leaving them at a young age, it's not even really about Punk.
I'd wager $100 that everyone making these threads had a father or loved one very close to them leave them at a young age and they never got over it. So the whole Punk thing only triggers them to high hell. So they have to get it out of theri system one way or another.
It's very odd and not normal for sure, but these people are very special damaged cases. Best to just not get in their way lest they shoot up the local mall or someshit. Let em shitpost the rage out, at worst they'll only end up killing themselves.
>>1445964
hi Phil
>>1445979
^Case in point^
This is why this board sucks.
EPIC thread bro, never seen it before.
>>1446064
> KO is fat
> what did cm phil mean by this
> ryborgholdingcmpunk.png
> how can someone like sasha
> hi phil
> why is xxx cuck
true cancer
>phil is in this thread RIGHT NOW
Say hi to him bros
>Liar
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Doesn't like to party
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Never drew a penny
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for this theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1446176
Kek
hey phil! give me your autograph!
>>1446176
phil btfo
I wish they'd nuke this board
I really don't get this meme. If you don't like Punk, okay, sure, whatever, but Ryback is just a whiny, roiding botching shithead.
The only way these posts would actually make sense is if it was actually Ryback making them, which kind of adds up because he certainly doesn't have anything else to do right now.
>>1446627
Phil, why are you here? Shouldn't you be training for your match?
>>1445964
t. psychology major babby who hasn't learned about projection yet
shitty meme
>>1446622
Fuck off phil.
