>4th of July Edition
Predictions for tonight?
Will Rusev lose his US title
Will Kurt Angle make a surprise return?
Will Ambrose boost the ratings?
CURRENT CHAMPIONS
>WHC
Dean Ambrose
>United States
Rusev
>Intercontinental
The Miz
>Tag Team
The New Day
>tfw nothing happens, again
>>1441958
>Will Rusev lose his US title
Anybody else moderately worried about his title reign?
Part of me thinks they had that awesome little US Title angle on Smackdown to give him a last big moment with the belt before taking it off of him. Which sucks, because Titus is grade A shit. He does nothing of note or remote value.
>>1441958
> 06/07/16
Are you fucking retarded?
>least watched RAW in history
They're not even gonna try and be good.
>>1441958
Is the Champion vs Champion match a title match or it's just a vain attempt to boost the 4th of July ratings?
>>1441970
It's a nothing match that already happened on Smackdown and features two jabroni champs.
>Predictions for tonight?
Record low ratings
Who's ready for a the lowest RECORD LOW RATING episode?
>>1441958
>Will Rusev lose his US title
No.
>Will Kurt Angle make a surprise return?
No, already confirmed to be Vickie
>Will Ambrose boost the ratings?
The ratings will be down in the dumps but it will not be Dean's fault, just a bad day to host a television show in general
>It's a holiday episode
I'll pass
Of course O'neil Is winning the U.S title
>>1441958
>Predictions for tonight?
>Will Rusev lose his US title
No, legit heat is best heat.
>Will Kurt Angle make a surprise return?
No.
>Will Ambrose boost the ratings?
No.
>>1442024
If Titus gets that title it will be the final straw. I will legit stop watching
Titus is winning and he will stand over rusevs body and say "happy independence day. This great title has gained it's independence...from you"
>>1441993
Me
a bunch of autists will meme about it because it's not like 4th of july has over 30% ratings drops every year
>>1442028
No you wont
What's next for our guy Corbin
Worst-case scenario for Rusev's title?
>Titus dominates him
>Lana interferes
>Rusev looks like a fucking goof
>crowd raucously chanting "WE WANT LANA"
>Rusev goes for a roll-up
>1
>2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crlgFRvlsMM
>Darren Young comes darting down the ramp
>puts Lana in a horrendous version of the crossface chicken-wing (doesn't count as a Man hitting a Woman because he's gay)
>Rusev cries as his Woman gets BROWNED
>Titus hits his finisher
>pins him
>PTP rejoin for another tag run, the US Title completely wasting away on titus
>they win the tag belts at summerslam
>>1442043
more forcing undertaker push because he looks a little similar
>>1442043
more hair loss
> Titus will win US title
> Next week, drop it back to Rusev
> LOL
>>1442064
you mean this week's smackdown, john
>16 man tag team elimination match tonight
christ
>>1442072
/asp/, tell me why you are going to waste another 3 hours of your night on this. Do you really have nothing better to do?
>>1442076
>Team America vs Team rest of the world
>>1442076
who /beeg/ here
>>1442076
>tfw Team America loses
>>1442076
>all those jobbers on team USA
>>1442076
>Mark Henry is still wrestling
I thought he retired.
>>1442082
hell yeah
/basedshow/ reporting in
>>1442080
>watching this shit product for 3 hours.
I hope not. It's pointless to watch after the first segment up until the main event. Legit nothing happens ever.
>>1442076
> Team USA vs. Team Not
> It's a close match, but Team Not wins
> But it's a celebration so in a classy gesture, they invite Team USA back in ring to celebrate together to with sportsmanship
> Team USA wins
> Toss out everyone else and get universally booed being that the team is made up of old fucks and cucks
> Vince scratches his head as to why the crowd boos
Which of these scenarios is most likely to happen?
>>1442076
>Heels and faces on same team
>there will be nothing but USA chants tonight
>>1442076
>mixed Heel and Face teams
>team not-USA being infinitely more interesting than Team USA
>>1442076
MOTY
>>1442094
>team not-USA being infinitely more interesting than Team USA
They really are. I can't believe the shit we got representing us. They couldn't of found any young Americans?
>rollins vs ziggles
>miz vs ambrose again
>>1442099
they are really drawing things out until the draft
>>1442099
>>miz vs ambrose again
>watched Smackdown for the based US Title angle to start the show
>saw Ambrose get laid out by T H E M I Z
>had a lengthy back-and-forth match later on
They could at least book him somewhat like a Champion.
>>1442076
I thought Kalisto was from Chicago
>mfw jericho berries an entire country tonight
>>1442099
they aren't putting in any effort tonight, this is expected to be one of the worst rated shows in raw history
go outside and celebrate american freedom
How did you American anons celebrate July 4th?
>Summer Bae on RAW tonight
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>1442126
I got a free ice cream cone and watched a shitty parade where the floats were lawnmowers
>>1442028
>stop watching cause of US title
m8 that title means fuck all now, doesn't matter if Rusev or Titus has it
>>1442128
What flavor ice cream anon?
>>1442126
didn't do much
just finished watching the Mets come back against the Marlins, was pretty nice
>>1442126
slept through a hangover and laid around all afternoon
was pretty good
>>1442131
Tiramisu
>>1442134
shit taste. not memeing.
>>1442129
Not him, but Titus winning would guarantee more Titus air-time every week.
Coupled with the general lackluster state of the product, I can see them shoving aside one consistently good guy for a consistently WOAT-tier wrestler a fair breaking point.
>>1442136
It was that or cotton candy
There was only 2 flavors available for free
>>1442129
>Rusev and BMJ make it a legitimate
>this happens
>>1442126
Ate grilled corn and brats with the family, watched a movie with a friend after. It was good.
BASED TEAM USA IS BOUT TO BTFO THE NU-MALES
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>That Big E
JUST A LIL GAY THERE FAMILIA
KEK WTF
the fuck
Tonight's RAW is going to be a MEME confirmed.
Also, new commentary guy on spanish table.
Based vaudevillains
just like an /asp/ meeting
>Hipsters ruining everything
>>1442145
Your team has a guy whose wife does porn.
This is hella gay yo
At the beginning
>Storylines not suitable for children
Is this new?
I don't remember this.
This is actually pretty funny
They got sand in the potato salad!
>Booing the Declaration of Indefepdence
>John Cena Kills The Entire WWE Roster.mpeg
>>1442143
Having false finishes in every match doesn't make the title mean more
Based Miz
>Zayn is eating with the Social Outcast
lel
>WHO ARE YOU
Based Heath
Who /miz/ here?
>Heels and Faces mingling
>Sami and wens sitting feet away from each-other without trying to kill one-another
>Social Outcasts sitting at different tables
>>1442157
kys nu-male cuck.
>Maryse's outfit
OH GAWD!
>ameritards wasting food
KO it's mad
Why does Vince like wasting food?
>Howtobasic on raw
Based
>they're still arm wrestling through all of it
It's the little things
>you'll never have a food fight with the WWE midcard roster
brb helium tank
>Chris Jericho was eating a BBQ soaked condom
>KEVIN OWENS UNDER THE TABLE EATING FOOD
Was Owens hiding under the table with chips? kek
>>1442043
Vs Ziggler at Battleground
USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
>Kevin Owens
KEK
>KO eating chips
KO UNDER THE TABLE WITH FUCKING CHIPS
>do no eat the meat
kek
>Kevin owens literally going under the table because this is too hard to watch for him
kek
>KO sitting under the table eating chips
pottery
BASED KO
>KO hides under the table to eat chips
BASED FATASS
Did RAW just jump the shark?
KO with the chips.
FAT ASS EATING
>Zayn screaming about contaminated beans
>KO under the table eating chips
Saving this segment like they're svaing the company
>It's a WWE celebrates Roman not being there episode
Where was the Shield?
>Roman missed out
Ha.
MUSLIMS BTFO
that ended up being far more entertaining than it had any right to be
>Owens fat ass eating chips under the taple
>>1442159
Wait are you serious? Could it be WWE is getting edgy again? Please don't get my hopes up
what the fuck did i just watch
Who has a stream?
IT WRITES ITSELF
>>1442200
Comedy Gold
>WHY WOULD YOU ATTACK ME FOOD YOU ARE MY GREATEST ALLY
>licks hand
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Canada Day
Best opening of RAW in fucking years.
that was amazing desu
Wait who the fuck hit KO?
...did the Camera man do that...?
Poor Grimms toyshow
TONIGHT IS THE
>holday Raw
Welp, see everyone next week
That was the best Raw opening of the decade
Fucking Kevin Owens!
KO confimed for the most based guy on the entire roster
I need a pic of KO eating under the table
WHO PIED KEVIN OWENS?
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
>Summer Rae getting ketchup and mustard squirted all over her
But ive already fapped three times today
EAT OWENS EAT
TONIGHT is
he's fat
get it??
>THE CITY OF KEVIN OWENS
this childish shit...
>Heath Slater still being the jobber
>Crews and Cesaro still arm wrestling
>KO
>The reaction whenever VV, Miz and Maryse got hit
>Jericho
That was great
kek that was pretty funny senpai
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST
Wat
With Zayn being unconscious does this means we don't have to listen to his shitty k pop theme to today?
>>1442076
>mfw Ryder wins it all
>muh anthem
USA USA USA
>it's a Lilian Garcia anthem episode
And it started off so well....
;_;7
>national anthem
time to mute
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THE USA
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The beans obviously had pork in them
>cameraman pies Owens
>he REEEES and attacks everything but the man that threw pie in his face
Cameraman confirmed hard motherfucker nuttin to be fucked wit
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
bless you lillian
>>1442229
The show is for kids, mate. Its been over a decade now. How have you not accepted this?
>Lilian Garci signing
PLEASE NO
>Red White and Blue cords are back
WHY IS THIS NOT A OLD SCHOOL RAW?
Fuck Americans
MURRICA FUCK YEAH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGG
>A spaniard chanting the national anthem
kek
>>1442199
I'm surprised no one else mentioned it.
Idk if it's just for tonight or what, but I thought it was weird.
It's in my hometown?!
Shit I would of bought tickets if I knew about this.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
U S A
DID LILIAN LOSE HER SINGING VOICE LOL
remove your
hats
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>1442242
Based
>>1442261
that implies she had one to begin with
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Hulk Hogan better returns tonight
Swaggie Time when?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>USA Chants
Fucking Cristina Aqguilerra wannabe bitch
>>1442254
Wait she's Spanish?
Im cringing
>>1442218
>M and S
MATT STRIKER RETURN CONFIRMED
Oh God it's going to be a 'Merica episode.
>>1442265
You have to be 18 to post here kid
BASED
>>1442254
She's more American than you are, Muhammed.
>there are people in this thread who are mad as fuck right now cause they'll never be American
RUSEV MATCHKA
Knew that was gonna happen...
>Rusev
Its time
BASED RUSEV
TOP HEEL
>>1442240
Why do have the gay flag
Why are we the manlet
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Fuck you USA
>Rusev right out the gate
YO WHERE'S THAT KURT ANGLE!?
POWER RUSEV WITH A (You)
SEND RUSEV YOUR ENERGY AND MAKE HIM (You)SEV TO OVERCOME THE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION NIGGER
If Tituts wins the championship i'm out 2bh
WILL SWAGGER JOB
>it's Titus
RUSEV DAY
>Britbongs staying up all night to watch the celebration of based America
>tfw Titus wins cuz it's 4th of July
You guys,
on /asp
You contrarian fucks
On this Laotian crocheting site
Actually fucking liked that garbage opening?
If Rusev jobs they've officially jumped the shark
USA was a mistake
>>1442265
18+
RUSEV MADOKA
RUSEV MAGICA
>Uncle Sam
>Uncle Titus
No he's just an uncle Tom.
I hate when people sing the anthem like that. Just sing it ffs, dont add flare to it
UNCLE SAM, MAGGLE
>Writing "If they were smart they would have Rusev's music..."
>Pyceв yдpя Pyceв мaчкa!
Based.
>Post yfw Rusev retains the title and drops the usa flag
RUSEV DAY
USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA
Check this out, these brexit guys are gonna stay up to watch a kid's show on the 4th of July.
Guys, I'm scared
>>1442289
>europoors
>every fucking time
>>1442292
GO RUSEV GO! DO IT FOR AMERICA!
>>1442287
Because Frodo Baggins was a gay manlet
Now put your tomato sauce on your hamburger and EAT IT
>Titus gets the America Day push
What a waste
>there are Americans not eating processed meat and shooting off fireworks in honor of Rusev day
>Implying Rusev won't win, keep beating up Titus and Hogan comes out to save a black man to redeem himself
>its a rusev buries someone episode
fuck off
>>1442289
KEK
Rusev is obviously going to retain
>>1442274
Yes, his father was part of the spanish embassy in usa, also, kane was born in spain
>>1442306
EЙ HEШEB, ДA TИ EБA MAЙКATA!
>>1442302
I chuckled
I thought they were celebrating America and America's past?
Why isn't Titus o neil in shackles and chains? Instead guy comes out looking like uncle fucking sam
>>1442307
>based ruru blows his nose with the american flag
If they want to get Titus over maybe start with a song that is actually hype and doesn't start with literal cricket sounds.
>>1442303
Kek
>Titus in Apollo Creed's ring costume in Rocky 4
why not Apollo Crews?
Can't tell if I'm being trolled or there are actual IDIOTS who think Titus is going to win here.
What is wrong with Rusev Bicep?
>>1442311
>this gimmick without flags
It still isn't working lad
But I admire your dedication
>>1442327
>Why isn't Titus o neil in shackles and chains?
My sides
>>1442329
KEK
>Titus and Rusev opening the show
WE ARE ON THE ROAD TO 1.x RATINGS JOHN!
>>1442331
Because wrestlers have to pay for their own stuff and they're all carny as fuck.
>>1442331
Because Rusev is going to kill Titus then BMJ is going to have his vengeance arc after his fling with AJ
>>1442201
not atdhe.to i guess
>>1442331
He'll come out as Creed.
>>1442332
If he wins, he'll drop it tomorrow on Smackdown's taping.
>>1442315
No it needs beetroot and egg you pleb Besides did i get as much as a thank you for saving middle earth?
>>1442327
It's Apollo Creed
DOUBLE YOU DOUBLE YOU E
>>1442311
It's the 5th of July in the only country that matters mate.
How big will John Cena's pop be?
>brit cucks are watching a kids at 3am in the morning on 4th of july
JUST
There are people on this threat who'll never have the feeling of being American as fuck
ive lost control of my life
>>1442334
So easy to sniff you brits out. You always get triggered by patriotism and you STILL stay up to watch wrestling till 4 am in the morning when you could just catch the highlights tomorrow.
Wrestling is at its worst RIGHT NOW and you still stay up to watch it that late. I can't believe it.
>>1442327
Wew, so edgy
>those fucking shorts
>>1442279
What is this supposed to be, bruh
>>1442343
>Implying you're one of THE hobbits
I bet you're one of those niggerhobbits who tried to steal from Bilbo's house while he was out with the dwarves
>still wearing the underwear
Do british people really stay up till 3am to watch a childrens show?
I wanted to watch this RAW cause I know it's going to have the lowest ratings of all time and I didn't want to miss out.
