>take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
What did he mean by this?
he meant skinny fat manlets are killing the business
>>1440802
Take his advice
>>1440813
>killing the business
He'd be the expert on that, seeing as how he had the lowest-drawing WWF Title reign of ALL-time.
>A guy who looks like short ordered cuck
Nash ripped Punk a new one
He meant to say
>"p-p-please work with me Mr. Punk, p-p-please m-m-make me relevant once again in 2011, and help me get one more payday."
>>1440802
Is it true this line was off script and Punk cried in the back
he means he tore his quad by talking
>Up until that point had the lowest rated Champion reign
>became irrelevant after the promotion that constantly put him and his friends over tanked
>then buried by Chicago Manlet Punk in story line
I do love how Nash doesn't act like he almost killed WWF and killed WCW by the sheer stupidity of his booking.
>>1440825
history shows that big guys draw. you can look at data broken down to the fucking minute and see this. and i mean truly big guys. not what we have today where roman reigns is considered big and accused of juicing because he's one of the only guys on the roster who ever lifted a weight once in his life.
>>1441812
also, big guys who can actually wrestle, so inb4 some smark faggot comes in here with HUUURRRR brawn stroman. shit is shit. not all big guys are shit.
>>1440802
that manlets have killed wrestling. Point to the WOAT runs of all time of daniel bryan.
>>1440802
*Tears quad*
What did he mean by this
>>1441824
Sycho Syd, despite the size and height, couldn't draw a dime.
Kevin Nash drew only with the NWO storyline.
Andrè and Bigshow were legit draws, but we aren't talking about big guys, but giants.
Stone Cold wasn't a big guy and he's the biggest draw of all times.
tl;dr you are full of shit
>>1441824
t. Nwowolfcucktv
>>1440802
Vanilla midgets need to fuck off and are ruining the industry.
>>1441938
>sid only drew 0.5-2.0 million more viewers weekly than current day, so even though he drew more than anyone currently on the roster, he can't draw
>big guys who draw don't count when booked correctly with a good storyline behind them
>giants don't count as big guys
>stone cold, although being significantly bigger than most wrestlers in wwe right now at 6'2" 252 lbs, doesn't count because it doesn't support my views.
>>1440802
He was predicting KO's debut
>>1440802
>take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue
based nash
>>1442068
>stone cold, although being significantly bigger than most wrestlers in wwe right now at 6'2" 252 lbs
>I'm letting the asp manlet meme poison my brain
Seek sunlight
>>1442118
>facts are just memes so they don't count either
pls take based big kev's advice and join a gym, little guy
>>1440802
He was talking to smarks, especially the ones on /asp/
>>1440802
he meant to say that his looks aren't good.
>>1441812
Maybe he's accused of juicing because he failed wellness lol
>>1440802
Hey, so which guy is doing YouShoots for 3k while the other is about to be the hottest thing YET AGAIN in the world of combot sports... I'll give you a hint, it's not The Quad Monster.
>>1442813
Sean of Kayfabe Commentary normally pays between $1000 to $1500 an hour for talent. So Kevin no doubt made about $4500 on his last YouShoot with him.
And THAT'S a shoot.
>>1440802
Little indie manlets like CM Phil are ruining the business with their shit physiques. They can't draw a dime and aren't believable champions. Do people think CM Phil would be able to take on someone like Nash, Lesnar, or Ryback in real life?
>>1445385
>CM Punk has not been active in pro wrestling in over 2 years now
>marks are still this buttblasted
THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
>>1440802
Kevin Nash is the king of destroying smarks.
>>1446008
You mean King of Destroying his Quads.
>>1445385
Nash couldn't even shoot in the mid-90s, let alone 2011 and Ryback got taken down by Cage back when he was a natty twink.
Why did he tell him to take a shower? Does CM Punk smell bad?
CM Punk
More like
Cucked My Pussy, AMIRITE?
>>1445391
Would have been hilarious if Punk had to wrestle Nash in the 90s. Punk would be have been forced to job by Nash and there is nothing Punk could have done about it. Punk should be thankful he is getting guaranteed money because of Nash. A simple "Thank you Mr. Nash" would be nice
>>1446073
Your Kliq fantasies are getting even more demented there jmarlow
>>1440813
i suppose he'd know about killing business after his wcw booking run
>>1442068
ambrose is 6'4"
rollins is 6'1"
cena is 6'1"
reigns is 6'3"
nakamura is 6'2"
cesaro is 6'5"
zayn is 6'1"
owens is 6'
>>1446073
punk would have walked away rather than stand for that shit, which ironically is exactly what he did in the 2010's
based big sexy.
>>1446164
>that "jobber" had a better title reign than Diesel without the company even trying
>>1446178
>that jobber will never be in the WWE Hall of Fame while Big Sexy is.
Top kek.
>>1446164
B a S e D
Jack knife powerbomb
>>1442813
You forgot the millions or whatever WWE pays him on his Legends contract
Also,
>CM Punk
>Hottest thing on combat sports
Yeah, right, that didn't happen because he STILL hasn't entered the ring in two years, right?
>>1446178
>without the company even trying
Yeah, sending fucking King Mabel to feud with him while WWF Champion sure is proof that they tried
>>1440802
I could care less about Nash in the ring, but how hard he trolls smarks makes him the GOAT in my book. He should become head booker or GM of RAW.
I can't wait to see this board the Friday/Saturday night of his first fight. It's going to be big and sexy.
>>1446153
And your 5'2" you faggot manlet cuck.
>>1446153
>ignoring weight and muscle mass and focusing only on height
there's no way you're this fucking stupid. if more than half of the guys on that list had a problem with you at a bar in real life you'd probably laugh at them instead of being scared. outside of cesaro reigns and cena who even looks threatening at all? i'll even be generous and say that rollins looks much better after his time on ir.
>>1446723
Meanwhile if someone like Nash, Taker, Sid, or Hogan had a problem with you at a bar you would probably shit your pants. Real believable champs who are draws.
>>1446257
>being in the WWE HOF matters or means you've accomplished anything
Topper kek
>>1446008
And Punk is the King of destroying the anti-smarks
>>1446272
>the millions or whatever WWE pays him on his Legends contract
WWE Legends contract is a $10,000 minimum downside guarantee and nothing more.
>>1440802
Vanilla midgets like Punk deserve to be buried and only job to big guys that can actually draw.
>>1446257
>>that jobber will never be in the WWE Hall of Fame while Big Sexy is.
>Implying HoF is worth shit.
Good for him to be there with jobbers like Godfather or shitters like snoop dog.
>>1449200
The only time Nash ever drew is when he was the third wheel for Hall & Hogan
>>1446723
>Reigns
>threatening
He won't even have a sanctioned fight without 30lbs of body armour
>Nakamura has a legit MMA record
>>1446749
Sid is one of the lowest-drawing world champs ever.
>>1446285
Just because Vince's ideas are shitty doesn't mean he's not trying.
bbygrrrl.
>>1446164
#rekt
>>1446153
>thinking billled hieght is the same as actual height
>>1446749
>Nash and Sid
>draws
Loving every laugh
>>1440977
He only listens to his inner circle who he managed to make a bunch of money for as well.
>>1440802
Punk would probably be still wrestling if he followed the great Kevin Nash's advice.
>>1440802
Kliq > CM Puke all day
Nash schooled Punk in this verbal exchange
