this should be kevin owens theme as he waddles to the ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
Reminder you are just jealous
>>1440339
Kevin shouldn't you be at an all you can eat right now?
>Owens literally more successful in his debut year than Ryback was in nearly 6
How will gorillacuck ever recover?
>>1440359
all you can eat pussy yo
>>1440363
by crying about pay on tumblr then not getting his contract renewed
>>1440359
>He's just as fat as you
>He's just as neckbeard as you
>He is living your dream of being a WWE pro wrestler
>He has a hot wife who is way out of his league
>He did it all while looking and smelling exactly like you do
So what's your excuse?
>>1440592
I'm stuck in a rut of doritos, sodas, and heavy masturbation.
Kevin's fat isn't mostly food but beer.
>>1440592
>used this promo twice in two threads
Maybe you're Roman and not KO and just amazingly uncreative
>>1440339
Hi Kevin
>>1440733
So what's your excuse?
Fatties no longer have a reason to say they can't get a hot GF or make it as a pro wrestler, Owens is proof you can all make it if you just work at it.
>>1440797
Not a valid response to what that guy posted
>>1440291
Gorillaposter-kun you're back!
>>1440797
Don't you have cuck porn to post on /tv/ Carter?
>>1440291
KEK, FAT FUCK OWENS CANT RECOVER
>>1445308
oh I'm sure he'll be fine.
>>1445317
>he thinks those are actually fatties kids
LOL, you aint fooling anyone mrs owens
>>1445320
Prove they aren't then.
You made the claim first
Onus of proof is on you
>>1445325
Prove they are his kid then mrs owens. You made the claim first
>>1445298
Hi Mr. Steen
>>1445335
ur fat
>>1445327
No he didn't.
He said nothing of the sort
Prove your claim or shut the fuck up
>>1445340
Y so salty
>>1440339
For his weight she is great
For us normal people, she is a 6/10
>>1445871
Yeah I'm sure you can do better, that's why you're shitposting on an Indonesian claymation forum
>>1445356
ur fat
>>1445871
post a pic of your gf then
>>1440339
Reminder she's getting tons of dick on the side while fatty is off sports entertaining
>>1445352
hello mrs owens, why does your son have the JUST hair
>>1440291
kek
some of you guys are still ok
>>1440291
KEK
hahaha le epic post xD
talk about wrestling, you faggots.
>>1446317
Have sex and lose weight kevin
>>1446325
faggot
>>1446331
Lose weight