HEY PHIL GIVE ME YOUR AUTOGRAPHmfw

>>1439236
Don't be stingy

>>1439236
You okay, Phil? You haven't hurt yourself yet?

>>1439239
>>1439240
Lose weight and have sex

>>1439248
>Indian boy fucker
>telling anyone to have sex

You have to understand though.

He literally never sleeps, and he's just on autopilot walking through these airports at 4 o clock in the morning, all confused and shit, and some weird looking wrestling fan who's you know has been waiting there for hours and hours wobbles over to you and autistically asks you for an autograph and a picture, his hands are greasy and he smells bad, he used insider terms while talking you, says stuff like "Man I wish the office in new york would give you a big pushski", "You're my favourite heel" and "Do you remember me from the Cauliflower Alley Club in 2004?" and when you don't treat them how they want they'll go on the wrestling observer board and tell everyone how he has heat with with you and how you're an asshole.

>>1439376
Hi Phil

just call him Punk jesus whats so hard to understand

>>1439490
It's hard for antismarks who can never come up with new material.
Punk jokes, praising Roman, calling AJ gay, calling Balor gay and autistic, calling Sasha ugly, "manlet dweebs", "what did they mean by this?", cuck jokes, etc.

>>1439684
>>1439490
Hi Phillip! Hope ya don't get """injured"""" before your """"fight""""" again.

>>1439236
Who keeps making these Punk hateboner threads? Seriously it's been two years already. Who gives a shit about that whiner. No one except the OP/PunkStalker apparently.

>inb4 some smartass (probably PunkStalker) calls me Phil

>>1439696
Case in point

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>>1439700
>tfw WWE marks are still eternally buttblasted that he walked out on their beloved company

>>1439700
hey phil! glad that youre here to give me your autograph

>>1439818
>>1439820
Case in point as well.

>>1439781
>>1439828
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be training for your UFC debut? Wouldn't want to lose amirite? :^)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues