Why do WWE give all Samoans strong gimmicks?
>>1439156
Most of them are really tall/big. Easy to make them look strong
See: Nia Jax, Tamia, Roman
>>1439156
Because that is what The Rock wants.
>>1439156
Because people from islands are looked as savages
The writers have a "Build-A-Wrassler" spreadsheet that they have been using for years that tells you attributes and moves.
Samoan = strong, savage, immune to head attacks
Former football player = spear
Fat guy = running corner move (splash, etc.)
Asian = kicks
Ugly Asian = green mist/spray
Crazy = diving headbutt, diving elbow
Canadian = Sharpshooter
maybe someone could compile the whole list, but there is a formula... we just need to crack it.
Tamina is Fijian, not Samoan
This is like calling Sheamus British
Tamina a cute
>>1439156
I want her to dominate me in bed.
>>1439156
it keeps the rock happy so he will come back and do shows
>also the maivia family are deep in organized crime in hawaii and on the west coast it helps vince keep the wheels greased when the shows come to town
Because fat has always translated to strong in american wrestling
>>1439272
Ireland is part of the British Isles mate.
>>1439156
They'e superior, whiteboi
>>1440125
try telling them that
>>1440125
British Isles is not the same as Great Britain
The Usos are literally high-flyers
>>1439211
>Fat guy = running corner move (splash, etc.)
I'd say this is more "sentons".
Only fatty with a running corner-move is KO. The only other person with one is Emma, and she's definitely not a fatty.
KO, Rusev AND Bray all have sentons, though.
It's literally the "oh he has a gut, wad a fucking senton in that nigger's move-set"
>>1440198
>Emma isn't fat
>>1440199
What did he mean by this
>>1439156
If Vince wrote erotic literature, it would involve a lot of samoans
