I dare you to tell him to lose weight
Lose weight
>>1433999
I don't want to get eaten
>>1434002
Look... You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>1434001
ur fat
I would beat the shit out of him in a shoot fight
>>1434007
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>1434003
>I like Kevin Owens. Based Fatass
>>1434008
>I would beat the shit out of him in a shoot fight
>>1434009
ur fat
>>1434012
>I can't beat anyone so neither can anyone else
>>1434011
>flippyshit
>>1434015
>implying
Actually I would beat the shit out of you in a shoot fight
>>1434145
of course you would, anon. Of course you would.
>>1434145
Could you beat me in a worked fight?
>>1434011
what logical sense does this actually make in a fight though? Why don't they just go do gymnastics instead?
>>1434232
No, but I'm GOOD AT OTHER THINGS
Well this fat fuck is actually making an attempt, why not KO?
>>1434141
ur fat
>>1434301
>I'm on the wrong board
t. u
>>1434141
And even after doing a backflip he can dish out a better DDT than ambrose :^)
>>1434347
kek
>>1434383
Nah
>>1434347
Whoah, Bray is actually built fat under that retarded shirt.
Didn't expect this.
>>1434301
This is pro wrestling not shoot fighting.
This is acceptable within the world of pro wrestling. The same world where if you throw a man into the ropes and move out of the way, he wont' stop bouncing back and forth until he runs out of breath.
>>1434430
Army tank, Ferrari engine dawg
>>1434011
>dat penguin waddling for the pin
>Alexa Bliss released a blissfull fart into this thread,