Why did he do it? He wears body armor so nobody can see his body anyway
it wasnt steroids, idiot
>>1433660
>romark spreading misinformation
>>1433668
It wasnt roids, half the locker room is juicing. It was probably meth. Nobody is taking a chance on that anymore since what Jeff Hardy pulled
>>1433676
Roman isn't even that big, if it weren't for the vest he'd look so much smaller. He only weighs like 215, vince seriously oversells him.
>>1433658
>huge wrestlers
>Roman
>"""""""""Huge"""""""""
I honestly felt a little disengaged from his Sheamus matches, purely for the reason that Sheamo is much larger than him and had to sell him being a fucking god-like powerhouse that could out-muscle him.
And I wouldn't even consider Sheamus "Huge".
>>1433688
>He only weighs like 215
it's time to stop posting
he's pretty big but he has moobs and a bit of a belly
pretty stronk tho for him to be able to do the razors edge powerbomb thing he's doing now
should be his finisher
>>1433694
KEK how small are ya lil guy
>>1433704
It's called a black tiger bomb
>>1433704
It should be, but he can only do it on smaller guys. I doubt his capacity to even do it on remotely jacked guys, like Rollins; Cena-size is out of it entirely.
They gave him the spear because it has an element of shock in its usage, potentially, and can even be used against two guys to make him look super-strong.
It's a versatile, very safe and identifiable move, essentially. Perfect for a Top Babyface. Like Cena's AA, except, Cena using the AA against two guys actually IS super-strong.
>>1433708
ur fat
>>1433676
this is honestly the stupidest shit I've ever read on this board
>>1433725
Ikr
>>1433716
But he did do it to Rollins, and Rollins isn't that much smaller than Cena.
>>1433725
Sorry Fedoramen. it's just a work desu
>>1433688
I've seen him IRL he's huge you mongoloid he's roiding
>>1433742
Did he really? I actually skimmed their matches.
Fair enough to him, tbqh. But I'd say Rollins weighs a decent amount less than Cena, he's a lot less stout. Also, he's more athletic, and can assist with the move better.
>>1433658
He didn't know about it
>wrestle a match
>hurting
>talk to guys from locker room about it
>"hey, man, my doctor gave me these. Try them out"
>okay
>next day go do drug test
>oh shit, there was illegal shit in those pills
>be a man
>own up to it
>don't tell them who gave them to you because you don't want to see a guy get fired
>management mad that you won't tattle
>makes it public and suspends you
Based Roman. That's the honest truth.
>>1433760
Fuck off with your hate. There is no assist in the move. You have to hold them in that position using pure strength. Roman can do the power moves. The reason why he doesn't is because they think he's too green to not injure someone. Strength, he has.
>>1433766
Fucking hell is this what ramenmarks really believe?
>>1433760
Nah, mass wise, Seth is like a notch under Cena since his return, but he also has a couple of inches on Cena, so their weight would be about even.
WWE has been underselling his size since he debuted, all the guys in the shield in fact are around the same size.
>>1433786
Not that guy, but it's not any less valid than any other speculation I've read about the situation.
>>1433786
It's the truth, bruh. Based Roman took the fall so another wrestler wouldn't get fired.
>>1433793
He's actually having a sex change operation.
When he comes back they are going to call him "Woman" Reigns.
Screencap this.
Stephanie gave Roman viagra because he kept premature cumming inside her
>>1433750
I'm honestly just curious I'm not even trying to be a dick, but do you actually talk to girls? and if so how does it work out for you?
>>1433805
ur fat
>>1433867
>do you talk to gurls???? XD
The fact that you would give significance to that. Your life is in shambles, admit it lad
>>1433921
I think you're being a little bit defensive
>>1434028
>doubling down after getting btfo
anon, just admit youre underaged, it's okay if you don't talk to girls yet
>>1434039
>being this mad about being a kissless virgin
You're sure to find someone that loves ya 'lil guy! Keep yer chin up!!!!
Is there any confirmation on it being roids?
Could well be the wacko tobacco or speed or something
>>1434041
Anon, it's already in text. You consider talking to girls to be noteworthy. It's okay, anon. Im not capping your post or anything. We were all v& at one point
>>1434053
>being this autistic
>>1434050
He didn't know about it. He was taking pills given to him by a friend for a sore shoulder but was unaware that it contained fluoxymesterone, which is illegal under the company's wellness policy. He refused to name the person who gave him the pills so he was punished. That's the whole story.
>>1434080
I-I-I Didn't know w-w-w-what it was!!!!
I s-s-s-swear!!!
>>1434081
go to bed Michael cole, you're drunk
>>1434085
JBL You don't know what you're talking about
>>1434083
It's the truth. Roman Reigns works hard everyday for the company. He would never knowingly sabatoge his own run right at the cusp of his career. He was just excited for Seth to be back and for Dean to be pushed to the upper cards because he really wanted to work singles with them. They were the guys he trains with and they were the ones he felt comfortable performing with. He was finally going to be able to perform at a level he was comfortable with in the ring, to let loose and be himself a little. He would never knowingly throw it all away.
>>1434097
W-w-why would I ruin my own career?
I-I-I didn't know.
Of course I won't rat on the guy who is currently ruining my career.
Fuck off Roman's mom.
>>1434100
Hey, continue to hate all you want. I'm just trying to spread the truth.
>>1434061
>deflecting this hard
Anon, it's okay. This is a sfw board, I won't bully you anymore. Just walk up and talk to her man, youll be alright.
>>1434105
>according to Meltzer
>>1434106
>giving people advice when you have never even spoken to a living female.
>>1434080
Name a single source for this. Literally anything. You can even go make a post on a different forum right now and then link to it and that'll be fine.
>>1434105
It's not the truth just because you want it to be true, Roman's mom.
>>1434080
Do you work for WWE? How do you know this. Who leaked this to you. tell me his name nothing bad will happen
>>1434111
t. Roman's mom
>>1434109
>literally admitted that talking to a female is a special event
and people think the fedora neckbeard is just a meme
>>1434116
>is ashamed that he has never seen a female in the wild
It's okay, I'm sure many people have this problem...
>>1434111
>>1434112
>>1434114
You don't have to believe me. I'm just trying to get the truth out. I don't want to point fingers, but it's highly likely he got the pills from a close friend, perhaps someone he's teamed up with in the past, someone who would have access to pills taken for, say, a recent injury, someone who's career would suffer more than Roman's if he or she were to be suspended right now. Roman's a good guy, is all I'm trying to get across.
>>1434120
Your fan fiction is not real. No matter how real you think it is. You don't have to believe it. We are here to help you anon.
>>1434120
So he's more of a cuck than Dean?
>>1434120
>>1434121
Again, you don't have to believe me. It's already kind of suspect backstage. It's not hard to put two and two together, but Roman refuses to name people. Let's just say there's a reason a certain superstar also didn't finish the night holding the belt. Think of it as a warning, if you will.
>>1434125
Don't want to name anybody, anon. It'd be bad for certain people to get in trouble.
>>1434127
>fan
>fiction
>if you will
>>1434129
Because nobody knows, but you, right Meltz?
>>1434127
It's always funny how the real things that happen backstage are more interesting than any storyline on TV
>>1434120
>perhaps someone he's teamed up with in the past
Are you implying Bray gave him illegal pills?
>>1434132
>thinking this really happened
>>1434118
>still deflecting
Anon, you actually wrote out that you think talking to a female is something special. No amount of deflection will change that. Just get /fit/ man, you can make it
>>1434137
>the state of (you)
>>1434134
Holy shit, you're right. He has been looking pretty swole ltely
Look at this guy. Muscle relaxers addict. Look at his face lmao
>>1434136
No, I take away from this that Roman is a cuck and an idiot. If he had any balls, he'd tell the truth. This isn't noble. It's pathetic. Just like your fan fiction.
>>1434154
It's just 30 days, anon. It's better than having someone who is potentially as close as a brother to him be fired or taken out of the spotlight.
>>1434148
Yikes. They mustn't have told him he was gonna be on camera
>>1434160
hmm
>>1434158
cuck a doodle doo
Implying his 'bro' wouldn't also just get 30 days. Stop trying to make your son look like an ange Mrs. Anoa'i. He fucked up. He knew what he was doing and got caught. Simple as that. There is no one to pass the blame to but himself. Make up stories all you want. He's a liar or a cuck. Sorry to tear your hero son down.
>>1434160
>Getting BTFO this badly
I legit feel sorry for you and your family.
>>1434164
>browsing from his phone
kek keep going, this is the most fun ive had since the first ryback thread. Do we have a new carter on our hands?
>>1434170
Jesus christ man, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the answer to my question that started all this is a no, not just because of how hard you've been deflecting, but also because anyone that is this inclined to start and then "win" an argument on 4chan clearly does not know what a girl looks like IRL. It's been fun tho and I honestly hope your life gets to a better point than where it is currently at, all the best man
>>1434165
It would be worst, because not only did he or she violated the wellness policy, they distributed illegal substances to fellow superstars, and had apparently been taking the supplements for an extended period of time. That's a 60 day suspension and loss of faith by management, which would be extremely damaging to any superstar, but especially one who'd just return from a recent injury.
>>1434182
>autism
Anon you literally said you think talking to a girl is noteworthy, i know youre "not the same anon" but it is already out there. There is no argument tbqh, you just said that you think talking to any female is a special event and I have been laughing at you.
>>1434050
Weed isn't a suspension, only a fine and it's not made public anymore
>>1434148
He looks totally just, not super tight? I dunno how looking relaxed means you're on drugs.
>this romark denial
>>1434188
>he is sad and lonely. Still. No matter how hard he tries to make other people on a Taiwanese paper mache website feel.
>>1433921
holy kek, he didn't even answer the question, this guy is fucking sweating all over the place
>>1434148
Who is the girl besides him? And take a look at how pissed off the guy behind-right is.
>>1434798
His Nazi ex gf. And the guy is pissed cause he has to be near jasethy and watch a shitty nxt show
>>1433771
>hate.
Lol, what?
Stay mad. I'm just stating facts.
>>1434148
Ever thought that he might have downed a few beers, or smoked some dope?
Or maybe he was just calm and relaxed.
Marks are so retarded.
>>1435347
>never smoked weed
>never drank beer
>never had sex
Have sex and take muscle relaxers
>>1434256
I should start training then!
