>sound asleep in bed
>this music hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDDs4VNL77Q
>Nia walks in your bedroom and slaps you across the face
>tells you she's going to ride your face until you pass out
>wat do?
Imma eat that pussy like it's dinner time in China
Close my eyes and imagine its 4 Kelly Kellys
>>1425840
>tells you she's going to ride your face until you pass out
Ain't gonna take long with how fucking fat she is.
I'd gladly allow it and I would remain conscious the whole time
>>1425840
kek that's her theme? Sorry but it's gay
>>1425869
you'd pass out in a minute flat from the stench
>>1425840
I have a very short tounge so im fucked. Probably can't even penetrate the thighs
>>1426263
Are you 12?
>>1425840
>Googles stock images of people sweating
>>1426263
It's a ripoff of Prodigy's Spitfire with shite vocals over the top.
>>1425840
Im not really able to do anything, she is like 40 kg heavier than me. I would just have to lay there and take it
>>1425840
Let her ride my face until I fall asleep, pass out, or die
If overpower her since I'm 6'3 and 300lbs. I'd give her a season ending pregnancy.
>>1425840
I am fucking down.
>>1425840
never heard her theme before.. Expected more of a samoa joe like theme
>>1428531
I know, it's fucking awful. They book her as a monster but have har coming out to that baka
Her theme plays in a loop during the entire time
She also hasnt shaved in 6 months
Damn Nia Jax haters, when will you realize that she's the best female wrestler in the company today?
>>1431704
You won't be able to look at her eyes with all that meat sitting on your face
>>1425840
deeply inhale her sweaty shit hole until i experience a mind blowing orgasm.
>>1425840
Kick her in the face until I can pin her 1-2-3.
>>1425840
Take it like a champ and hope she rips some nice, big stinky farts
>>1425840
Pray to Crossfit Jesus for a quick death.
>>1433762
It's sad that the /asp/ Fart league guy who was doing that fantasy fart PPV got banned from here.
>>1434802
I know :(
Hope he ban evades and gives us the PPV anyway
>>1434802
>>1434811
I'm back, it will happen but I'll keep it within the WWE general. If I just make a thread, then ambrose faggot will report it and I'll get banned and deleted. I still don't understand how my thread wasn't WWE related.
>>1425840
Try to pass out as quick as possible.
>>1434821
Sweet! When is it happening
I would wear Nia Jax out
>>1434832
Next week.
>>1425840
I doubt anyone here would know. She's an attractive woman and currently in a relationship so probably not.
>>1425840
I would try to stay awake as long as possible. Nia Jax is fucking hot and my fartfu
