かわいらしさ。
>>1420877
No, this is Elizabeth Warren
Miz vs Taker
>I'm the hardest
MIZ VS KURT ANGLE CONFIRMED
THAT'S RYDERS SILHOUETTE
PLS
Enzo is doing a fake Italian impression
TEASING ZACK RYDER
JUST
>>1420995
KEK
What the hell is Jerichode doing? Why won't he just go?
Miz vs Borton
>>1420998
I just had a thought
Taker with a shovel
Who ever fights Taker gets buried
My resume is on indeed.com, WWE
PUSH HEATH SLATER. BRING BACK DREW GALLOWAY FOR BRAND SPLIT. THIS IS EASY.
BO IS THICK AS FUCK I
GOT A BONER HOLY SHIT
Am I gay now??
>neville returns and wins
>post YFW it's Ryder
Miz vs Cock Lesnar
>>1420992
commit seppuku
Based Ambrose
lets go ryder
>>1421022
anon there is only one word to describe you
Inb4 Neville
Broski is going for it!
>>1420992
Angle confirmed backstage, multiple sources now.
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
>>1421033
The man crowds forgot
Why didn't they put Sandow in the Social Outcasts once Adam Rose was released?
>>1421029
>>1421033
that'd be fucking cool
>>1421017
no shit?
>>1421029
Nancy Sullivan's sister had the sexiest voice on jerichos podcast. Good gawd
NEVILLE. DONE.
>you will never have a bigger cock than Bo
Why live?
>>1421033
Who?
>>1421029
Finally, he's done training with King Kai and he has come back to make WWE great again
>>1421034
niggas is the purge any good, these ads actually got me hyped for it
Can we laugh at england? they were defeated by a dentist. A DENTIST
Kurt and AJ feud when?
>balor debuts tonight
>wins title
>at BG Club vs Cena 3 on 1
>Cena is about to win
>Finn comes out and nails Cena with a chair
>Styles Clash 123
This is how its gonna happen
yfw it's Kane
where is my Bo Dallas and his bouncy bulge webm?
>>1421063
2nd movie is really fun, 1st movie is absolute dog shit
>Bo verbally destroys Enzo
How can one man be so based?
still waiting for that webm of bo's cock jiggle
>YFW HIDEO WINS IC TITLE
Its gunna be Randy Orton
>>1421034
>>1421063
no.
>tfw I thought the Social Outcast's theme was the Hardy Boyz
>>1421063
I liked the second one as a Not Punisher movie.
So is Darren Young going to wrestle again or is he just going to do these promos for the rest of his career?
FUCK THIS SEGMENT WITH BOB BLACKKEK
these segments are just getting sad
is there a stream? everything i go to is down
its obviously going to be darren young. he will become great again
>>1421034
>>1421066
Sign up to xtremewrestlingtorrents and download tna shows from 5 years ago
>>1421065
Just wait for election night, it'll happen for real.
>YFW IT'S DARREN YOUNG
what's the fucking point of this
I want Darren Young to fuck my ass
when darren young come back he will be heel calling it now
When was this gay nigger ever great?
BUILD WALL
>make Darren Young great again
these segments fucking suck
Darren has no chemistry with Backlund whatsoever since they tape these segments from separate locations
plus, Darren was never great. he was always shit.
>>1421086
post more trish please
its going to be demon kane isnt it fml
Darren Young looks dead inside
Its gonna be darren young vs miz
>I know this to be true
>>1421065
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1421086
>>1421033
Pls no
I don't want to listen to his shitty dub step theme again
>yfw it's fucking Darren Young
>>1421086
Trish in her heyday was a fucking sex doll come to life
Literally made for prime dickings
>>1421080
I don't think you want brother nero coming to wwe at this moment. when that is shed, then maybe
>>1421098
Is Darren a top or bottom
post yfw god is the mystery IC opponent
Whens the ic match
>>1421107
Young gets jobbed so fast
>post yfw Miz vs Mojo Rawley
>>1421086
DEM TITIES DOE
WEBM OF RETARD DAB RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
If /sp/ gets the Olympics can /asp/ get the retard ones?
>>1421086
the real GOAT
holy shit they're actually doing a retard parade
that dab tho
Off-topic but I just realized Khali is gone.
Big Show is a special olympics athlete?
>Special Olimpics
EUGENE WHEN?
>retard dabbing
>they put the midget next to big show
lmao
could vince please stop supporting fucking trump
I guess that's why they call him Big Slow
Was that Dean mark with the beard
Get these tards off the stage
So much potatoes
>Special Olympics
Special Olympics athletes.. also known as wrestling fans
BIG SHOW CONFIRMED RETARD
>paying tribute to the WWE fanbase
That guy is as Big Show
>retard olympics
>>1421138
clockwork, maggle
>>1421138
LIKE CLOCKWORK
>India
hope those special olympic kids know how to poo in the loo
>>1421110
Lads..
How many of the special Olympic athletes post on /asp/? I'd wager about half
Great to know that they're dedicating some of their time to /asp/.
RANDY LOVED THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
>two back to back retard segments
Somebody please start attacking these retards
it's be a great heel moment
>>1421138
CLOCK WORK
What's Baron Corbin doing in the lineup?
one of the tards looks like Barron Corbin
I like how Big Show fits into a suit better than John Cena
Eugene challenging Miz for the IC title confirmed.
is that a child next to Big Show, or a tiny man?
Derp derp derp
Big Show should turn heel and knock one of them out
Where is Eugene?
>>1421138
CLOCKWORK!
>>1421076
I hope it is
>tfw idr who the ic champ is
I knew there was a reason carter isn't around tonight, he's up on stage
>it's a Renee shows off her feet episode
>yfw Big Show chokeslams the small one
>Special olympians
>>1421138
Like clockwork
>>1421140
Please lift weights you sickly thin leftist cuckold
I want Big Show to choke slam the little one
>>1421160
HOWL HOWL HOWL
first retard wrestler when?
>>1421178
JEEZ
Good lord retard big show debut
>go to playunified.com
>"people with intellectual disabilities are stereotyped and we need to treat them as equals"
No we don't. They're fucking retarded.
>>1421165
>>1421166
Holy shit a couple were just about the size of beeg
lmao was that dean mark on the stage?
>ANOTHER COMMERCIAL
Choose one
No one peed themselves or broke formation, i am sad
>>1421187
Zach Bowen would like to have a word with you
>>1421167
Big Show is, well, big.
John Cena is what a normal human looks like halfway through transforming into Brock Lesnar, of course he's disproportionate
>>1421138
WHAT DOES THIS FUCKING MEAN
Sombody needs to screen shot them and caption wrestler names for each one
>>1421183
please have sex at least once before you die
>>1421178
SAVAGE
Carter finally got on TV
>>1421161
>lastthingnancyanddanielsaw.png
>>1421197
middle
>>1421197
Bex
>>1421194
>>1421197
Middle is kinda of a QT.
Solid 7.
>>1421197
balor
>>1421140
>not liking BASED Trump
>>1421197
Middle
>>1421194
FINN CONFIRMED RETARD OR AUTIST
>>1421034
>>1421208
Congrats Dean Mark!!!
>>1421197
middle
>>1421178
>>1421208
>>1421198
That lot was the well trained retards, I'm sure they vetted them before they went on stage.
>>1421208
>he really was 6'4
>>1421140
Please have sex, Trump's gonna save that shit country
>>1421208
kek
>>1421159
kek
>>1421197
pits yesterday, pits today, pits forever!
>>1421220
I still want to believe that wasn't planned and Zach just snapped
>>1421208
Kek
>retards make fun of retards
welcome to /asp/
>tfw Geico panders to vote fetishists
>>1421197
God, Finn is a lucky asshat.
I will destroy beckettys meaty cunt
>>1421200
John Cena is all upper body. It's not even that he skips leg day, just that his legs are too short for his body.
>>1421171
>>1421178
>mfw Ambrose fans are about to get BTFO
>>1421236
it's ok if we make fun of the retards because we're all on the same level
it isn't like if a normal person did it
>>1421197
Becky.
>>1421238
vore*, the fuck is wrong with me
>>1421241
I thought Finn was with bailey?
Holy shit do we really need a second diva match?
>SUMMER RAE
did anyone ever care about her?
>>1421239
>Molly didn't lose the match that would've made her wear a thong
kek, can't sellout Miami
>SUMMER RAE ON RAW
I don't care about this at all
when do interesting things happen
>>1421236
shut up retard
Aw man, Summer bouta job. I feel bad, her actual personality's kinda cute.
>DIVASHIT AGAIN
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
>>1421232
Kek
>event happening tomorrow
>tickets still available
Nice product you got there.
honestly expected the Miz's music to hit in that segment and he'd shove renee or a special kid out of the way as he heads to the ring.
>Natty on the mic
Please...please stop this
>>1421260
umm...
>>1421263
They're women you turbo SHITLORD
>literally who?
>>1421242
I just realized if I got swole I'd look like Cena
>Enough is enough and it's time for a change
based nattie giving the man gravity remembered a shout out
>>1421206
>>1421225
>>1421188
>>1421178
>>1421227
>>1421208
Kys ya fucking vertically challenged jealous little dweebs.
OHHOHHOHHOHH
>another fucking divas match
>>1421250
didn't waste any time whipping that phone out when you got backstage, did you?
>>1421226
I'm aware but I'm waiting for the day, one of the aspberger cunts knows they can get away with whatever because wwe wouldn't dare try to control a retard on live tv
piss break pt. 2
/pitsarmy/ ww@
>>1421253
He smashed underaged Becky's pussy back in Ireland.
>>1421233
Supposedly it was going to Neville, Miz was still going to win it the next night. After he got injured the other people in the match lobbied for Zach to get his Wrestlemania moment.
>enough is enough and it's time for a change
Natalya confirmed for falling to her death, hopefully soon
>>1421220
>dat pop he got when he grabbed the title
>I'm a high test alpha male, I have sex literally every day.
>more divas matches
>>1421233
I've always wondered what would happen if someone just said "fuck it" and did that in a championship ladder match
Is summer Rae the diva most likely to be in a porn?
If active girls, that is (Maryse doesn't count)
When they do the brand split again, which one will get the Women's championship? Or will they create another belt, so there is a Women's and a Diva's?
>TWO (2) DIVAS MATCHES IN ONE (1) NIGHT
I just spent a week in Ireland....none of them had an accent even close to Becky's and were quite understandable. So what the fuck is she?
>>1421247
>trump-supporitng, /pol/-visiting wrestling fan
>claims to have had sex
>>1421268
I agree, her voice is just horrendous. Then again, so is Beckys.
BECKY STOP IT
STOP IT BECKY
>>1421266
You know, I have never seen them advertise for a Smackdown taping like that. That's pretty pathetic.
this segment ends in 1 minute
>a tard segment then a womens """"wrestling""""" match
Predict ratings for this week
>1.9
>Summer Rae in a match
Should of known it wasn't going to be a match.
Based Becky makes this match not happening.
Thanks bex
Becky's thighs are the highlight of this segment
>>1421291
autistic
Thank god. Nattie is absolute death on commentary. She thinks up one line beforehand and just repeats is ad nauseam.
>nigger as a referee
>>1421288
Jesus Christ I hope so
>>1421274
Nice try fag I'm 8'6
>another divas match
>>1421288
I would say Rosa, but it's really close
>>1421284
I know bro, i know.
Summer Rae will never spread her ass cheeks and make you inhale her anus
SPEAK ENGLISH FUCKING POTATO
So wait is she gonna wrestle Summer or did we just skip that
Fuck that match lel
Does anyone here post on /wooo/? I can't stand that place.
this sure is boring
like I'm kinda relieved it's at commercial
>>1421287
They'd get fired that night. Would still be funny to see though.
Natalya's boring approach to "shit I snapped after all this stupid bullshit" heel turn only shows what a god tier beast Bret was when he turned heel in the same manner. Bret's family and snapping promos from that time are fantastic.