ib4 its Ryder
I miss Jericho's countdown entrance
69 TACKS
>Owens is fat as fuck
>Still has better conditioning than guys like Hogan, Rock, and Cena
Goddamn, WWE superstars truly are the worst of athletes when even a fatass can outlast them.
69th for inside my body
>England
what's with this shitty crowd
>>1421355
Dubs confirm!
why does Zayn have such a retarded theme song? it's as bad as Adam Rose. does Vince hate the bongs?
>Zayn vs Owens at next PPV confirmed
Sami "zero (0) pop" zayn
Still waiting for Hideos debut
way too many canadians
Kevin Owens isn't wearing his big boy fight shorts tonight so this segment ends peacefully
>>1421429
sami is canadian
>sami & ko
>special guests
Pick one.
>>1421429
he's Canadian...
Sami Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzayn
Anybody else don't give a fuck about either of these two outlaw wrestlers?
This "feud" is boring as fuck.
>>1421420
Tampa is one of the shittiest cities in the US
>sami on the mic
he's kinda shit..
>>1421443
no, hes Syrian, which is the same thing as being a bong
>sami zzzayn
>>1421429
Zayn is Canadian anon. And his theme isn't that bad.
Sami Zayn is fucking awful.
Sami Le Ska Man No Pop Zayn Mohammed is literally my least favorite wrestler on WWE.
JUST FUCK ALREADY!
GROW A SET GROW A SET GROW A SET
>bitchy canadians: the promo
>>1421469
>Ryder
Why is Sami Zayn such a fucking bully?
Grow a set of what /asp/?
Did KO lose weight?
It's Indie Drama hour
sami sucks
>>1421485
absolutely not
>this segment is still going......
>>1421338
>this Zayn promo
GOD-TIER
>the muslim is not the heel
zayn and owens are terrible
>outlaw soap opera
Stop getting fat KO
Kevin Owens is the Gerstmann of wrestling.
Im starting to get a beer belly
Generico is great. Fuck you guys.
I liked Sami a lot here
>>1421484
pituitary glands
FATSO
>post yfw this segment
sami sporting the nazi shirt
>Jericho's hair
>rear end
Is Owens vs. Zayn becoming the new Cena vs. Orton?
>>1421502
>the Italian is a Muslim
Muhammad hassan was the greatest wrestler of all time
>Owens vs. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzayn again
>>1421508
Was he a ginger Latino?
>>1421508
who?
LMAO this crowd gives zero shit
>>1421514
Holy shit
BASED JERIGOAT
>>1421502
You're such a piece of shit
>Sami Zayn
Feels like Jericho is about to get jumped
maybe it'll be a triple threat at Battleground
BASED jerigoat shootion sucki zayn
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAN
DRINK IT IN MANG
>>1421419
rekted twice in a few days
>>1421519
N-no
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAN
What is going on with the sound reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>1421508
Deadmen can't be great.
>It doesn't matter
>Battlegound
DRINK IT MAN
DRINK IT IN MAN
R
I
N
K
I
T
I
N
M
A
N
Drink it innnnn.... maaaaaaaaaaaannnnn
>BATTLEGOWN
>DRINK IT IN, MAAAAAAAN
DRINK IT IN
JERIGOAT NOOOOOOOO
>>1421533
Consume me as if i were a liquid, fellow
>>1421507
So you admit you're a fatass Carter?
>Drink it in mane
>A chance to finally settle this feud
How?
They've made it clear that getting pinned clean isn't enough to end it
>Owens' fat ass can't even lift his leg up for a superkick
I liked this segment
Based Jericho putting over these guys.
BASED AS FUCK.
Drink it in /asp/
Drink it in
>>1421560
>pre 2016 Seth gets booed
>gets injured
>return months later
>constantly cheered
>send Roman away for a month for "failing whatever in the Wellness Policy"
>he gets cheered at Raw when he's not here
>will likely get a pop when he returns at Battleground
POTTERY
Steph and Dean have fucked
It's so obvious
C'mon Zack
RYDER
Y
D
E
R
WOO
WOO
WOO
Broski please!
Miz vs Simon Dean
WHOS READY TO KENTA?
ZACK
A
C
K
DADDY
A
D
D
D
Y
alright so who's miz's opponent?
>>1421528
Don't blow up anon
ALRIGHT
WHO IS THE MYSTERY OPPONENT?
>>1421566
I doubt it
THE OUTLINE LOOKED LIKE ALEX RILEY
>>1421577
Orton
Are you ready for Balor Club?
>>1421577
>>1421577
>>1421583
SAY IT TO MY FACE
>>1421577
Neville
Post yfw ryder goes for the titles and loses
nakamura confirmed to apper
>>1421585
>Orton grew his hair out
>Legend killer theme returns
Would mark.
>>1421577
Balor
>Ryder
>>1421580
Zack Ryder would be a good choice, but a better choice would be Randy Orton or someone returning to have a fresh face champion for the brand split.
>>1421592
>>1421595
HEY
>>1421592
>>1421588
dubs confirm
>>1421592
>hair, so not angle
>thin, so not bray
>muscles, so not balor
>spiked hair, not orton
ryder confirmed
Mvp nig or Shelton Benjanig
M
V
P
>>1421528
Please return to R e b b i t
>>1421600
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
>>1421577
RANDY ORTON
[SCREENCAP THIS]
Rel talk Zayn would be the most over dude in history if he was a self righteous vocal jihadi muslim heel
>>1421591
I totally forgot about him. But its a good option. But this crowd sucks and I would be worry about him
>Miz is in the ring waiting to defend his title
>Lilian Garcia comes on the mic
>"And his opponent"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
>yfw
>>1421597
>no chance
every time
>>1421592
>facebook comments
>people actually think seth's dick pics getting leaked is as bad as reigns doing drugs
I really hope Sami vs KO becomes a stipulation of some kind.
Cage
Heck in Kek
Submission
I Quit.
Also I hope AJ wins to A. Not make the Cena/AJ match at SS stale and B. To not have the Shield Triple threat on a B PPV
>>1421583
it really did. It probably was considering how shit WWE's graphic designers are.
>>1421583
>that "push rage" caw sign
>he thought it was for him
YES YES YES
>>1421592
>>1421616
>>1421588
He's on his way, thats why they're delaying the match
>>1421616
Id actually be happy
OH SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUVX8nPpwW4
KANE!!
Balor Balor Balor
I'VE SEEN INSIDE MY HEAD A VISION
TIME FOR RYDER LADS
time for based orton to return
BRING BACK THE HURRICANE
Maryse is derishasu
>Miz comes out
>dead silence
Can we get the fucking belt off Miz?!
No one gives a fuck about the guy.
Kurt Angle was just seen backstage
COME ON EDDIE GERRARRO
>>1421620
that doesn't make sense at all
Zack w/ Mojo
screencap this
I CAME TO PRAY
>>1421616
I would probably jump out my chair and yell FUUUUCK
this is wwe so it will be someone shit
ITS NO WAY JOSE
>>1421632
NEVER THE OUTCOME YOU'VE BEEN WISHING FOR
Wow. Didn't expect that.
THAT'S, THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
BAH GAWD
REALLY? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!
and the crowd goes mild
DEMON KANE
>the disappointment when it's Kane
>DAMON CANE
DEMON KANE
E
M
O
N
K
A
N
E
>Corporate Kane's alter ego Demon Kane!
FUCKING SERIOUSLY!
>Demon Kane
WHAT IN tHE ACTUAL FUCK? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHA MY FUCKIng SIDES
>Kane
>kane
>>1421630
>>1421633
>cant even get a 5 on this slow af board
s m h
I FUCKING CALLED IT
NEW ERA
E
W
E
R
A
Le D-man Cain
oh
okay
BASED AS FUCK!
WHY YOU DO THIS
Bipolar Kane is best kane
>Demon Kane
Not the person I wanted but I'm cool with him winning this
FUCK YES
BASED DEMON
RYDER FAGS JUST GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
miz better drop the title
>>1421647
i like kane but CALLED IT
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New intercontinental champion!
Shit, I thought Kane was going to run for governor soon or some other office.
IT'S KANE!
WHERE'S BALOR?
WHERE'S HIDEO?
WHERE'S ANGLE?
HELL WHERE'S RYDER?
Fuck this going to bed.
NOT RYDER
O
T
R
Y
D
E
R
Ryder's club president in suicide watch
When the fuck is Orton coming back?
>that no pop for Kane
>>1421660
Get rekt faggot. Your boy Zack is a jobber for life
>demon kane
Kane better be the winner then.
Fuck I'm mad!
>Giving this the big match entrance
It's never Zack
Alright, i'm out. See you faggots next week.
Why would they do this
xXx420DeM0NkANe69XxX
>JBL trying to pretend this matters
>the crowd this fucking dead
I don't know why I expected WWE to come through.
Literally for every awesome booking decision we get 100 of these shit moments.
>kane
>KANE
It's annoying how they all have to act like Kane is a big threat when he jobs every fucking time.
DAMNIT THATS THE WRONG DEMON
>still using demon Kane in the post Kayfabe Era
>RYDER?
>BALOR?
>kane
Fuck this
well I didnt expect it
>I don't like Kane
There's always next time.
>>1421680
Can't be governor unless you win the title sempai.
>Kane
Literally why?
Man, I bet Kane is gonna lose.
>>1421692
HAHA eat shit dweeb
>Skrillex Kan
>>1421692
One day, bruh.
FUCKING
KANE
Botch
Byron shut the fuck up you unfunny nigga
>use zack ryder's cutout for the match card
>its kane
jesus christ, vince knows no bounds
>>1421695
Kek
>It's a Miz retains because his wife is ring side episode
>mfw its based 7' demon kane instead of 5'9 manlet demon balor
manlets should stick to jobbing and indies desu
>>1421705
Nothing wrong with Kane.
It is time for him to retire though.
CROWD LITERALLY DEAD, RATINGS ALL TIME LOW
is Kane corporate Kane???
or maybe........
maybe.......
2 Kanes???
How disappointing, especially since Kane won't win. Tampa is so close to nxt, they could have introduced one of the. Another fuck up by wwe creative.
>>1421651
WHAT'S WHEELCHAIR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
IF KANE DOESN'T WIN AND GIVE RYDER A TITLE SHOT WE RIOT
LOCAL DEMON RUINS EVERYTHING
>>1421705
Kane is fine but we were expecting better than an over the hill atttiude era leftover
WHAT
KEK
>>1421723
Festus got an erection for Kane
>>1421705
>I like Kane
Go watch your attitude era, you shitter.
Based.
Kane will win and since he is a nice guy he will actually put guys over.
WTF JUST HAPPENED TO MARYSE? WHO BOTCHED MARYSE OR KANE?
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>Maryse
The fuck is happening?
>>1421705
I like Kane, I just don't understand why he's even in the title picture at all. This guy has seriously been off of TV since Wrestlemania and in this "new era" he's literally just roster filler for the split.
Did Maryse have a stroke?
The fuck was that?!
What the fuck is Maryse doing
never forget
lol DQ
based WWE
