SEPTEMBER 10, 2016
Mark the date on your calendars!
UFC 203, the day haters and anti-smarks will be btfo for all eternity!
>Mark the date
that is of course until it inevitably gets pushed back, over and over again
It's also in the same arena he walked out on WWE in
>>1410741
Fucking poetic. The same arena where he retired at the top of the WWE is where he'll start his run to the top of the UFC.
Absolutely based. CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM PUNK!
>>1410732
Seriously, what will he do if he gets BTFO in like 10 seconds? He'll get laughed out of the building if he came back to WWE.
>>1410753
He'll retire from public life in shame and fall into deep depression when AJ leaves him
>>1410764
He could come back to WWE with a JUST gimmick. It would be gloriously entertaining.
>>1410770
Gets fat, really pale and stops cutting his hair. Comes to the ring with his mom. Wears ill-fitting anime t-shirts.
There's endless potential here.
>>1410777
Don't forget the fedora and transition lenses!
>>1410732
PAUL STOP COMING ON 4CHAN AND SHITPOSTING
>>1410803
Hi Phil what color is Aprils vagina?
>>1410803
>Phil himself still in this much disbelief that he won't push the date back again
Finally, everyone can shut the fuck up.
>>1410732
Fight wouldn't happen. He'll quit 1 day before the match and go back begging to the WWE
>>1410839
Absolutely based Phil working the marks.
>>1410803
Punk is my favourite wrestler of the last 10 years buddy
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>Roman returns as a babyface and wins at Battleground
>Punk gets destroyed in 15 seconds
Remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oICHvlqApBc
>>1410750
Lmfao he's gonna get destroyed
