ARE YOU READY MARKS?
Why was this deleted and reuploaded
>>1410231
Definitely ready to see fil get smashed.
>>1410231
YEAH!!!! CM PUNK! CM PUNK! CM ugh..............
>>1410231
What if he wins?
>>1410231
kek that date, hilarious
>>1410284
We all know he will win. Gall will take a dive and make a big bonus
Punk Wins
>fucking rigged UFC
>fucking spoiled bitch got too much time to train
>fucking rigged
Punk loses
>HAHAH I WAS RIGHT
>WHAT A BITCH
>UFC IS REAL
You can never win with you faglords.
>>1410298
that's the point you pleb
this is the internet
i dont care, im not going to see UFC just because Punk´s gonna fight.
he will post pone yet again.
punk will be dealing with another injury and dana will say enough and cut his losses.
The date is too far away he's going to injure himself again
>>1410298
>cm punk wins
Top kek
How the fuck will Punk compete with this incredible specimen?
>>1410284
punk wins: HHH and vince has an anuryusem, punk goes home and fucks his wife with the body of an underage indian boy
Punk loses: lol here come the memes
>>1410339
He won't.
Punk will get destroyed in seconds.
>>1410231
$50 says Phil is going to somehow get """"""""""injured""""""""""" again before the fight
>>1410402
I don't think so
If he does I'm more than sure dana will cut him
>>1410404
He for sure will. The draw of his fight isn't the same as it was in 2014 or even 2015.
This will probably be his only fight though
>>1410411
I can see this being his only fight
Unless he wins by some miraculous ko
>>1410415
Even if he wins he's gonna call it quits or dana will get rid of him. Phil knows he can't compete with the best and Dana knows he can't feed him lesser known or weaker guys forever. The gimmick of watching CM Punk fight will dry out quickly.
>>1410231
Wasn't it UFC 202?
>>1410339
let's see a ripped 20 something guy vs 40 year old skinnyfat emo fighter banged up from years of getting tossed around by Ryback... hmm.. I wonder what will happen
>>1410517
Postponed again
>>1410528
So its true, he will never fight?
>>1410531
Dana White pushed it from 202 to 203.
Punk himself wanted it to be on 200 because that is the biggest paycheque he could make with 200 being the biggest show.
There is no evidence to this "Punk running from the fight meme"
Punk wants to fight, but Dana White keeps pushing it back to other lesser B shows to try and pop those PPV numbers that need the bump in numbers that a Punk fight could theoretically bring rather than wasting it on UFC 200 which is already stacked to the gills and will do a monster number regardless of Punk being on it.
>>1410346
>punk wins: HHH and vince has an anuryusem
Why would they?
>still using his wrestling name
>>1410231
Fucking hype. I'm still a Punk guy.
The salt is going to flow like the god damn Amazon if Punk wins, so I'm naturally rooting for him.
>>1410587
"Cuck Man Phil" doesn't sound all that good on a card
>>1410543
>before the fight vince offers punk a 200 million contract in WWE with dates like brock if he takes a dive
im givin this fight to the other guy if u know what im sayin
>>1410231
>203 is in the same place he walked out of WWE on
toppest kek
Reminder
CM Punk is undefeated in UFC.
>>1411127
Kek dude looks like he should be in the audience. I guarantee i could kick this jabronis ass.
>>1410508
>Phil knows he can't compete
So when was it that you talked to Phil? Did he confide this to you? Or are you just talking out of your ass?
>>1411133
Fuck off fatso.
>>1410231
Ready for what? It to get postponed again?
>>1411133
He looks like he would suck cocks for cab fare to the show and then hitchhike instead.
>>1411136
>he thinks cm phil can make it in the UFC
kys Manlet dweeb
>>1411133
as a Dean Ambrose mark you don't get to call out anyone for looking like a guy who belongs in the audience or selling concessions.
>>1411157
[meme acronym][buzzword][im Carter with my trip off]
Get fucked
>>1410543
Because he walked out on them and did something huge without their help. Success is the best kind of revenge.
Lowkey, I'm actually really worried.
People have been saying he's been doing really bad in sparring matches. He updates his Twitter all the time on hockey and pop culture shit.
No one believes in him. He betrayed his fan base. MMA fans hate him because he stepped over the hundreds of fighters who train their whole lives and never get a shot like he does. If he loses, he will go down in history as the biggest loser of all-time. I will literally burn my CM Punk action figure if he does.
>>1410231
>ARE YOU READY MARKS?
Some fucking 20 something killer from NJ is going to make his mame by beating the living shit out of an old wrestling legend.
John Cenas greatest opponent is going to get beat up by a Bruce Springsteen fan.
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>1411513
Gospel truth.
>>1411513
To be fair Budweiser sucks.
This will be the day we get to go back to /sp/
I'm excited
>>1411575
>"I only drink the finest craft beers, Budweiser? Psshhh nothing personal kiddo but I'd never let that filth near my lips"
Pro wrestling fans legitimately think this fight will even remotely be competitive
>>1411644
Gall is going to KO him in the first 10 secs
>>1411513
>hating on Avril "Voice of a Generation" Lavigne
have a bad day.
>>1411575
Eh, it's watery beer, but it's in the upper tier of shit/watery beer
>>1411655
You mean the voice of all the retards in said generation.
Kill yourself.
>>1411655
I love Avril Lavigne. Her song writing speaks to my Canadian soul.
>>1411676
You sound like a huge Canadian fag Deancuck.
>>1410298
>Punk wins
On haters who don’t think Punk is taking MMA training seriously:
“It would be amazing if I was just like, f*** it, and I didn’t train, and I didn’t learn anything and just ate hot dogs on my couch, and just didn’t make weight. I’d still get paid! I’m working hard, and I’m taking this very seriously.
>implying your diet isn't exclusively hotdogs and Boston cream donuts
>>1411513
Speak the truth brother
>>1410298
We win if punk loses you fucking retard.
>>1410231
To see Phil get BTFO on live TV? Fuck yeah.
>>1411127
CM Emo has no wins in UFC after being signed for nearly two years.
>>1410298
nigga pretty much everyone is going to consider Punk losing a win. Former fans are gonna have a laugh at him getting rekt, the memes will be glorious and the fight fans will be satisfied.
>>1411127
How does CM punk cut weight and somehow look even fatter?
>>1410522
>by Ryback
Isnt rocky Dwayne Johnson wanting to do ufc now too?
>>1412744
no, he said he considered it like 10 years ago
>>1412744
I don't know why he would since he's finally making actor money. But he would have a good shot based on athleticism alone. Heavy weight really isn't about skills, at that size its so easy to get knock outs its mostly about who can land a big shot first
>>1411513
>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & toxin free
>Brought ROH to relevance in the early-mid 00s
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Wouldn't take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute greatest on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold John Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had the best streak matche vs Undertaker, stole WM 29
>Had the best match of Cena's entire career
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered 1 of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many others
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time
>>1412782
>ripping off a copypasta
CRINGE!
Also, Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1412788
>actually replying to me
CRINGE!
September 10
keep crying mark
>>1412788
Tell me about your father leaving you.
>>1412798
>can't think of any original response
>is permanently butt destroyed
>reposts the same shit memes over and over and over because he has no argument because he is perma BTFO
based Punk still working the marks all these years later
>>1412807
>sensitive ANGRY whining emo brat detected
Hi Phil! Shouldn't you be pretending to train for a UFC fight that's never going to happen?
>>1412798
> People like Punk?
> "H-h-h-hi Phil".
>>1410339
take striking out of the equation, if he's winning naga championships that's all you need to know to see phil is outclassed
Mfw I live in northeast ohio and I will most likely go to see cuck man phil get his ass kicked
>>1411632
No, I drink Tecate
Cool, now will it be on the main card? I'm sure Dana will do it because he still thinks Punk is a ""draw"" but maybe he'll come to his senses and make it a free fight as it should be.
