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>Hey dude, what style are you practicing? >Oh... what?
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>Hey dude, what style are you practicing?
>Oh... what?
>Dude, that stuff wouldn't work in a street fight... street fighting is MY style, lemme interrupt your workout and show you-

Does anyone else hate these faggots? I mean, clearly styles like boxing or wrestling have their disadvantages, and stuff like aikido is just plain useless. But half the time, these clowns are just stating the abundantly obvious shit you already knew ("Dude, like, I could totally stop your boxing with a kick..."), and some of the time it's just pseudo-weeb shit that doesn't work or make sense ("The kick I would use to stop your boxing involves a 420-degree kickie ollie on my Vapeboard™"). And GOD FORBID you just wanna focus on whatever you're practicing at the gym, these pseudonigs won't have any of it, and ALWAYS wanna usurp the bag you just waited an hour to use.
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>>1407213
wing chun fag detected
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>>1407213

It's called sparring dude.
Just ask him to show his super deadly skills and proceed to clown the ever loving shit out of him.
If you can't even do that then you should kill yourself my man.
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>>1407274
Oh don't get me wrong; I try to get them to spar each fucking time, but they always do the stereotypical "i don't wanna hurt you, lol" shit, or you hit them once and they give up and go on about how shitty your punches are
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>>1407282
>i dont want to hurt u lol
>i dont want to embarrass u

or worse yet

>i train to kill my techniques dont work in training lmao
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>>1407289
This guy fucking gets it. How about those mugs who like to do the thing where they kinda twitch their head at you, and whether or not you actually flinch still say "haha, nah dude you're too scared"
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I can't stand the idiot krotty guy who will show up to my judo class and always go on about "in MY style, we would" or "oh, this wouldn't work because I would just..."

Fucker, do you really think I'd just sit on your chest and do nothing while you punch me in the face instead of smashing your head into the ground?
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You're all faggots
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>>1408960
Don't you wrassle fags have like 40 threads already? Go back to one of those tard corals
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