So what was it?
Weed?
Steroids?
Was he drunk?
weed big dog
>>1406541
prolly weed
>>1406541
Pretty sure alcohol has never been in the wellness policy famalam.
So this is the fall of the Roman Empire...
Damn...
>>1406554
Your not allowed to consume alcohol 12 hours prior to any live event or taping
>>1406541
Weed doesn't result in a suspension, so no.
>>1406541
The fuck!?
So is the triple threat off?
Man I feel bad for the guy now. Chanting you can't wrestle when hes put on A+ matches nearly every PPV. More than Dean in his whole career and ever will.
>>1406541
BRO WEED LOL
>>1406562
>working your ass off day in and day out
>Noone appreciates it
>fans chant you can't wrestle every night
>lonely nights in hotel wondering why you can't get over
Id use drugs too
>>1406574
He doesn't care enough to be affected by it. It's just a paycheck. He's not a wrestler at heart, he's a guy doing a job and nothing more
>>1406581
So he's THEE guy?
>>1406562
It's after the 30 day limit, but he would just have to sorta show up with no build.
>>1406541
How is this not on /sp/?
Are people really this deep in denial that they keep thinking it was weed and not some type of steroid? It clearly says in their own rules that you can't be suspended for weed...
>>1406581
This. It's not like he's Seth, who's wanted to do this since he was a kid.
>>1406541
prolly roids or a muscle relaxer
>>1406541
They only get fined for weed. Suspensions only if they get booked for DUI.
>>1406574
Dude, this guy just want the bucks, he doesn't care for the rest.
>getting suspended from mandrama
its not like theyre actually competing
If it was only weed, Vinnie McRoids took the chance to throw big dog into the kennel. Even Rollins gets huge pops being a coward heel.
> gets mad about people chanting he can't wrestle for the 100 time.
> tries to sound intimidating
> everybody laughs at his face
> Ambrose does the facepalm
>>1406606
/thread
Why would they throw Roman under the bus like that?
Sounds like a work or a convenient excuse to pull him out of television.
>>1406596
Why would he get suspended for steroids? Everyone in the WWE juices, including vince mcmahon himself
>>1406661
Really dude?
>>1406661
LOL because he sucks big time and Vince is never wrong. Also, if Roman fag lives paycheck to paycheck, and has no love for the business, he should be fiiiiiiine.
when dean makes u smoke some weed but it was all a trap so he can become the champ
>>1406541
You can't get suspended for weed only fined. Can't get suspended for alcohol either. On Wreddit there were two posters almost a day before this announcement who said that the reason Roman lost is because he took steroids and a suspension announcement will happen. Of course, nobody believed them, but...it did happen.
>inb4
>Wreddit
>>1406771
>Wreddit
>romarks in this much denial
>>1406781
in denial of what
Weed's a 2500 fine and it gets taken out of your paycheck. It wasn't weed. I doubt it even gets mentioned if a wrestler gets popped for weed.
>>1406785
It was cocaine
>>1406780
It was synthetic weed though in Bourne's case. Synthetic drugs in general get suspension, too.
>>1406771
Either way, Vinnie Mcroids took the chance to get rid of zero charisma dwayne.
I would do it too. It's better than admit you were wrong on bet in that shite horse.
>Being named Joe
Roman was fucking Del Rio on the side and Paige flipped out.
>>1406541
It was meth.
>tfw Roman was probably passing around a blunt with Seff and Deanetty
>tfw they knew how to cover it up but "forgot" to tell him
It could have just been a shy bladder like hornswaggle
WEED IS JUST A FINE
YOU CANT GET SUSPENDED BECAUSE OF WEED
Guys only get suspended for roids, painkillers/opiates, or stimulants.
>>1406840
Hornswaggle got a b& cuz he couldn't piss
>>1406846
Not a human, doesn't count
>>1406866
A midget white is still more human than a nigger or spic
>>1406882
That was a leprechaun joke but okay, Himmler
>>1406836
didnt swagdawg get suspended for herb tho
>>1406901
He got arrested for a DUI
>>1406914
>approached this very carefully
>front page of their main site instead of just a footnote
>had Roman post a well-crafted PR statement almost immediately when he sparingly uses Twitter
>>1406914
There's a difference between being unable to piss and not wanting to piss. You have two hours to provide a sample.
And besides, why wouldn't you apologize to try and save what little face you can? What's the point in NOT apologizing? You and I hate him regardless
>>1406581
How the fuck do you know that?
>>1406974
Because he was a failed NFL prospect. Do you think he's really excited about being relegated down to the WWE, especially in a period where interest in WWE has never been lower? Plus, let's not forget the fact that there was never not a time where he was collectively shit on. He hasn't improved, he hasn't focused on any one of his many flaws, and he hasn't clicked with anyone.
>>1406974
He's a WWE insider who knows Joe Anoa'i personally.
I really don't like Roman's Superman booking or his promos but his wrestling is definitely better than Deans(not that really matters, plenty of people get by on mediocre ring skills). Ambrose is too punch kicky for me.
Has there ever been anyone who's fucked up like this after being pushed for 2 years straight and just bounced back alright? I can't remember the last time this happened with someone at the top of the card.
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>>1406964
I think that he's saying that they feel like what their doing is handling it carefully. I mean, it's going to be everywhere, they'd look bad if it was just a footnote.
ROIDMAN REIGNS
>>1406558
> he parties in vegas with his buddy DEAN FUCKING AMBROSE until 8 AM
> Shows up early because HE'S THE BIG DOG TATER TOTS
> Gets randomly tested
> gets suspended
Get Rekt GUY
>>1406974
Because he's said that in interviews himself?
>>1406914
or its a massive work and we're getting rekt
Suspensions posted on the WWE website by the staff mentioning the wrestler's REAL name aren't works.
This is a genuine suspension because Ramen got caught with some sort of illegal substance in his system which we may never know what.
WWE suspends guys for taking the wrong damn cold medicine for the love of god.
>>1407123
So Roman took a random drug that drew suspicion and he got suspended?
>>1407138
He took something that contained a banned substance within it, whether it be ADD medication, whatever, WWE checks for it.
See: Adam Rose unfortunate downfall.
>>1407027
>Literally who is Randy Orton
>>1407145
>you now remember that Randy Orton was literally DUDEWEEDLMAO during his Legend Killer megapush
>>1407140
Why do they drug test so thoroughly if it is 100% fake?
>>1407149
Even in the late 2000's when it was just him and Cena at the top, he'd get suspended for a month, come back and win the title the next PPV from Cena clean and go back to being the edgy heel that he is.
>>1407154
Because Vince doesn't want to testify infront of congress again as long as he lives (how long that may be)
>>1407027
>saying Ambrose is too punch kicky
>in defense of RAMEN
>>1407164
Your post didn't prove him wrong or prove that Deanetty wasn't a punchy kicky """wrestler"""" Also I guess now that Rollins is back, Dean can go back to being carried to actual acceptable matches, cause we all know he can't have a good match all by himself. It's all upto Seth once again to carry his dead weight.
>>1407154
See Krispen Wah.
>>1407157
"I will live forever damnit!"
-Vince McMahon probably
>>1406541
He was smoking your mums pussy, mate
>>1406797
Actual KEK
>>1406984
shut up you autistic neckbeard
Weed is a fine, not a suspension. Alcohol is fine as long as nothing illegal is going on, like DUI. That leaves either Roids or painkillers.
>>1406541
They're just booking CM punk's return feud.
>>1407383
>Punk shooting on Roman
god it sucks that we'll never get this.
>>1407387
Ever heard of Colt Cabana?
>>1407383
Why is Roman Jeff? If anyone, he's X-Pac. They're both full of drugs and everybody hates them.
>>1406606
/thread
He just needed some time off. He'll be back.
>>1407395
X-Pac was a great wrestlah in his prime tho
>>1407421
In his WWF run, they mostly hated him as a solo performer who was booked over the top of people they wanted more for years. As a tag/stable guy they fucking loved him.
Actually, that does kind of sound like Roman.
>>1407430
X-Pac could actually go in singles but.
Also, they both kept their stable's gimmick for way too long after it died.
>>1406590
So basically like every other ppv he's been in.
>>1407027
>Ambrose is too punch kicky for me.
All Roman can do is strike and run at people, his finisher is a literal jumping punch that looks like shit.
>be 280lbs of Samoan testosterone
>finishers are either running at people and tackling them or running at people and punching them
lel, the dude hasn't improved at all.
lol Deanetty only gets the belt because Roman got caught roiding
>>1406541
K E K
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>>1406606
This.
>implying any of this is real
>>1406560
Yes it does. Evan Bourne got suspended for it twice.
>>1406581
So he's Brock Lesnar?
>>1407472
All of Dean´s moves are shit.
At least that drop kick out the ring and his new powerbomb moves looks good.
Dean´s shitty wacky line and dive from the ropes are his only moves after his finisher.
Dude is lucky that he is over.
>>1407609
>At least that drop kick out the ring and his new powerbomb moves looks good.
Im talking about Roman.
>>1407383
Phil, please go.
>>1407172
And your post didn't show you had any understanding of what I meant. ^_^
>>1407609
>implying everyone with decent moves doesn't get NERFed to make Ramen look good.
When was the last time Zayn did his diagonal through the ropes corner DDT?
>>1409855
This.
There was a time where if you were great, they let you be great.
If you didn't have to look, ability, and charisma you could just fuck off out of the company.
Now if you are better on the mic than the guy they pic you have to tone it down on the mic.
Better move set? better just tone that down as well.
>>1409864
The WWE has always been like that.
>>1409871
This part is not true.
>>1407375
you sure proved him wrong
They don't suspend for weed or alcohol. Just fines.
>>1406555
DECADENCE
>>1409855
He did it against nakamura iirc
>>1409855
>implying they don't hold back wrestler's moves because they don't want to increase the risk of injuries because they're constantly touring
Another braindead smark
Just watch flippyshit and get a clue
>all these jabroni marks getting worked
>>1407501
Evan Bourne was suspended for SYNTHETIC weed, the fake shit that is dangerous and should be on the banned substance list.
Regular weed is just a fine and is not counted as a strike or breach of the policy.
It was not weed, for Roman to actually get popped he had to have been caught doing some serious shit like roids or cocaine.
But it was definitely 100% not just weed, that is a simple fine that the wrestlers jokingly refer to as the smoke tax because $2500 is nothing to them.
>>1409855
I feel like he did it at Payback or in the Fatal Four Way, maybe?
