>Tall
>Dark
>Handsome
>Muscular
>Plays video games
>Smokes weed
>Millions of girls want his dick
>Woringk the smarks so bad, that they are happy for his suspension
How can one man be so based?
>>1406161
How can one shitpost be so bad?
When you look at Roman you actually think he doesn't do weed unlike Dean Ambrose
>>1406161
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE GUY WHO SMOKES LOTS OF POT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE FANS HATE HIM A LOT
ROMAN... REIGNS... THE MAN WHO DOES ALL THE ROIDS
ROMAN... REIGNS... HE WILL SOON BE UNEMPLOYED
What video games does Roman play?
>>1406175
Dwarf Fortress, Battlefield and Sonic The Hedgehog
>>1406170
He has a beard and long hair, tall and muscular. Unironically caught my gf at the time, mirin him like "Ooooh damn", got quite jelly and changed the channel. She fought me for the remote just to look at him.
>>1406175
Roman is a pro Call of Duty MLG player, pwning smarks online
>>1406192
>looks like a true Chad
>surprised he does weed
Roman is like that bully who became successful and still triggers the less successful nerds.
>>1406165
>he doesn't do weed
>>1406161
>Tall
yes
>Dark
yes
>Handsome
yes
>Muscular
yes
>Plays video games
He plays call of duty, that doesn't count.
>Smokes weed
yes
>Millions of girls want his dick
yes
>Woringk the smarks so bad, that they are happy for his suspension
it's okay, he has lots of sex now.
>>1406165
>When you look at Roman you actually think he doesn't do weed
>look at Roman
>doesn't do weed
>>1406192
>Xbox
How much shit taste can one man have?
>>1406240
>He plays call of duty, that doesn't count.
please have sex
>>1406192
>Unironically caught my gf at the time, mirin him like "Ooooh damn", got quite jelly and changed the channel.
How this hasn't been replied to 1,000 times with "cuck" and it's many variations I do not know.
Cuck.
>>1406258
I would, if he didn't play call of duty.
>You will never smoke a big fat blunt and then play Guitar Hero with him while you're both high.
Why even bother living anymore?
>>1406261
Because for once 4chan isn't taking the bait because of how obvious it is?
Guys, they're not bad drugs
>>1406161
He looks like a great guy to meet out of character, but he just can't carry himself as a star like dean and especially Seth. It's a shame. He needs the SHIELD back.
>>1406161
If they busted him for weed that is bullshit.
>>1406363
>Owning an Xbox
Why do you like pissing away money?
>>1406258
>PEGI 16
>>1406161
>working the smarks
Thats not even a thing.
>>1406380
Because I have the money to do that
>>1406161
>He thinks smoking weed makes you cool
Please OP, I'm on my damn knees. For the love of god and all that is holy, penetrate a vagina!
>b-based roman d-doesn't juice
>i-it was weed
WWE doesn't suspend for weed. It was roids
>>1406512
.. and the WWE suspends for roids?
literally the only WWE star who is a possible natty was CM Punk, and considering how he looks after trying for a legitimate mma career compared to his wwe peak, even that is doubtful.
>>1406161
Go suck his dick. Now
>>1406345
... They're not good drugs...
>>1406161
>Being tall makes you based
Kek
>Tanned doesn't count
>Literally not even top 5 on the roster
>Just like everyone on the fucking roster
>Hasn't even been on UpUpDownDown
>Dean smokes more
>18+
>Being shit /=/ "working"
Nice shitpost. Have sex.
>>1406192
Cuck
He's an inspiration 2bh
BASED ROMAN WORKING THE SMARKS
>>1407633
He was on uudd
>>1406161
>Anoai subhuman
>Stuttering autist
>Junkie
>10-inches thick vest-wearing faggot
>Football ex-"""player"""
>Incompetent father
How can one man be such a failure in life?
>smokes weed
>"based"
Winners don't do drugs, anon.
>>1406170
He is handsome. He's Milf, soccer mom bait
>>1406161
Can't cut a promo
Not over besides being protected like a new born baby
Can't handle the bantz and boos
IQ of 50
Failed at football
Cried to his cousin for help
Sucks his bosses dick
I feel he needs to be push as a heel
>>1406649
THEY ARE THE DRUGS!
>>1407739
Because smarks would get triggered and turn on Xavier Woods if he ever showed up in cha- Oh wait he already did for a few seconds playing ping pong and it sent smarks into a fury. If Roman ever appeared for a challenge they'd blame Xavier Woods for kowtowing to Vince McMahon and call it a ploy to make Roman likeable among gaming nerds.
Roman isn't really a gamer, M$ just sends him those stuff and he just happens to play it casually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgDKRcrxNsA
Is this a good promo?
>>1406161
>Smokes weed
>listed as a good thing
18+
So I'm seeing this "HE ONLY GOT BUSTED FOR WEED" meme doing the rounds a lot on here.
Roman was not popped for weed. Under WWE's Wellness Policy, Weed is a $2500 fine and is not a suspension, or publicly declared as a strike on a performers' record. Dudes are getting busted for weed every week in WWE and we don't hear about it because ti does not count as a strike, it's just a fine. Internally they call it the "weed tax." Nobody gets suspended for weed unless it'sa DUI/possession type situation they had with Swagger and RVD years ago.
Roman got caught doing roids or cocaine or some serious shit like that. Don't know why people are spreading this "IT WAS ONLY WEED" meme around when the terms of WWE's Wellness Policy are clear on weed being a non-strikable offense.
And apparently, you have to be a REAL dumbshit to get caught because those test are allegedly very easy to game.
No sympy.
>>1407846
How come evan bourne got busted then sacked
>>1407847
Wrestlers planted drugs on him because he's fucking awful
>>1407847
Because he was caught doing SYNTHETIC marijuana, which is a strikable offense because that is nasty and disgusting and will fuck you up.
He wasn't done for real weed, he was done for the fake shit which should be ion their banned substance list because it is disgusting grotty shit.
>romarks still haven't killed themselves
literally why are any of you still alive?
>>1406192
Xbox360 what a faggot no wonder he doesn't have any charisma
>>1407821
If this is the one where he forces in a GoT reference before ignoring Seth betraying him to bang on about Orton & HHH instead: I'm thinking NOPE.
>>1407851
I don't even like Bourne and I know you're full of shit
Roman did synthetic weed.
>>1406165
How does one "do" weed?
>>1409118
The same way one does gay sex, faget
>>1407865
Why'd you post this slut
