![nakamura[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g8GW7bm.jpg "nakamura[1].jpg")
>What's Suzuki Nakamura doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![finn-balor[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YyAtqZe.jpg "finn-balor[1].jpg")
>What's Tim Valor doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![cea194c8f5cba0d0e9b65da74e64ada4_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVCVzcr.jpg "cea194c8f5cba0d0e9b65da74e64ada4_crop_north[1].jpg")
>What's Payne doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![undertaker-morbide-415x320[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1qz7N9H.jpg "undertaker-morbide-415x320[1].jpg")
>What's The Mortician doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![Becky_Lynch_bio[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fibj7lO.png "Becky_Lynch_bio[1].png")
>What's Becca Finch doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![55f62aad921fd557b16591d7f7b201c4_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yEJMJ13.jpg "55f62aad921fd557b16591d7f7b201c4_crop_north[1].jpg")
>What's The Queen Mischa Flanks doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![0656002001458320809_filepicker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rKsNUNl.jpg "0656002001458320809_filepicker[1].jpg")
>What's Cicero doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1402890
>not Aybel
>>1402978
Holy fuk kek
>>1402848
We must return to the sanctuary of our genesis.
>>1403068
I sometimes think that white streak represents the part of his brain lobe that died.
>>1403068
What's Matt Softy doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1403068
Taz, is that Mike Hardly? What does he want in the IMPACT Zone??
![VCyuVDEn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PNqoHzH.jpg "VCyuVDEn[1].jpg")
>What's Timmy Wayne doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![The-Vaudevillians[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/8qWYEKr.png "The-Vaudevillians[1].png")
>What's The Rapscallions doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![BigE.LangstonSD_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/htwi6yY.jpg "BigE.LangstonSD_crop_north[1].jpg")
>What is Two Pack Longston doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![ZYUxmPzk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B8Xdm0p.jpg "ZYUxmPzk[1].jpg")
>What's Styling Allen Jones doing back in the IMPACT Zone?
![0f2a57d7b4c6cf6421eb32764102b388_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7Q4ipzT.jpg "0f2a57d7b4c6cf6421eb32764102b388_original[1].jpg")
>Why has Samoan Jim come back to the IMPACT Zone?
>>1403393
>pacific islander Bob
>What's The Ultimate Tenfold Mike Pillenger doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![Roman_Reigns_bio[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3YyPCjP.png "Roman_Reigns_bio[1].png")
>That's, that's Dwayne Johnson's cousin, Ronan James. What does he want??
![0490d3f391543fe8b3b929d014819bb7_crop_north[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Waizlfb.jpg "0490d3f391543fe8b3b929d014819bb7_crop_north[1].jpg")
>What's The Money Sam McLann doing in the IMPACT Zone?
![vince-mcmahon-2-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sijwLck.jpg "vince-mcmahon-2-2[1].jpg")
>>1403476
>And there's his father, one of the top dogs, Victor L. McLann!
![730x400xpunkshoot1-730x400.jpg.pagespeed.ic.wQA2rREchn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NKAUp2w.jpg "730x400xpunkshoot1-730x400.jpg.pagespeed.ic.wQA2rREchn[1].jpg")
>John Freedom, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave in three weeks with your King of the Mountain Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2zhX78r.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>1403507
>I don’t hate you, Freedom. I don’t even dislike you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate… this idea… that you’re the best… because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the land. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing Vince Russo’s ass. You’re as good at kissing Vince’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne… he’s a pretty good ass-kisser… always was and still is. Oops… I’m breaking the fourth wall. [Punk waves to the camera.] I am the best… wrestler… in the land. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I walked into this company, and I’ve been a bad guy and hated since that day because Phil Heygan saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Phil Heygun guy. You know who else was a Phil Heygun guy? Bob Reznor… and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Bob is that I’m going to leave with the King of the Mountain Championship.
![cm_punk-pipe-bomb2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aMqXRX5.jpg "cm_punk-pipe-bomb2[1].jpg")
>>1403534
>I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent Russo’s fake rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely made up. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I’ve proved to everybody in the land that I am the best on this mic, in that ring, and even on calling matches. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your drinking cups, I’m not on the Destination America commercials, I’m barely moved, I don’t get to be in movies, I’m not on any bad show on the Discovery Network, I’m not on the poster of Slammiversary, I’m not on the signings that’s at the start of the show. I’m not on Getting Doug With High, I’m not on Norm MacDonald Live, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Dwayne” is in the main event of Slammiversary next year and I’m not makes me sick!
OH MY GOD IT'S THE MAZ AND HE'S RADICAL
![441531283b6c35197068f199759b6d19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EiJcQzr.jpg "441531283b6c35197068f199759b6d19[1].jpg")
>>1403595
>Oh hey, let me get something straight, those of you who are cheering me right now… you are just as big a part of me going as anyone else, because you’re the ones sipping out of those cups right now, you’re the ones that buy those posters that my face isn’t on the cover of, and then at five in the morning at the local Motel 6, you try to shove it in my face thinking you can get an autograph and give it away for free on Craig's List because you’re too lazy to get a real job.
![heycoltcabana[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/r5tn2ec.png "heycoltcabana[1].png")
>>1403608
>I’m leaving with the King of the Mountain championship on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Pro Japan Sports… maybe I’ll go back to Ring Honors… [Punk waves to the camera again] hey, Banana Cabana, how you doing? The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour money into this company — I’m just a wrestler on the roster — the company is gonna keep going. And I understand that… that Vince Russo’s gonna make money… he’s a tenaire who should be a hundredaire… you know why he’s not a hundredaire? It’s because he surrounds himself with stupid people who agree like Jim Arthritis, who’s gonna tell him everything he wants to hear… and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after Vince Russo is dead, but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by his idiotic daughter and his son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JejfHYz.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>1403652
>Let me tell you a personal story about Vince Russo. You know we do this whole rollercoaster campaign…
(Mic is cut off. Munk hits the mic a few times, says something inaudible, yells “I’ve been stopped”, and we fade to "Bro, I know bro.")
>What's Scarlett doing in the Impact Zone?
>What's Japan doing in the Impact Zone?
>>1403948
She wrestled as Chyna in TNA when she teamed up with Kurt
>>1403966
>What's This Faggot doing in the Impact Zone?
Wow, this is infinitely worse than the last thread
>>1404003
Weird. I was rolling.
>>1403652
I like the thought of Vince Russo having like $40 in his bank account
>>1403403
>hawaii hank
>>1404061
>Polynesian Jake
>>1404142
Maori matt
>>1403393
Tonga Moe
>>1404144
>Papua New Gary
IT'S FIJI FRANK
OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK IS TAHITI JEB DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>What's Jean-Paul Levesque doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>What's Oscar doing in the Impact?
>What's Trina Michaels doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1404003
The last thread was funnier because it was overly exaggerated. This thread is more realistic and these names would actually be used by TNA.
OH MY GOD IS THAT... IT IS! RONALD DRUMPF IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE! BAH GOD THAT'S THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE
>Taz is that Aych Aych Aych, Herman Hertz Hemingway!? What's he doing in the impact zone!?
>>1404312
WHATS REI DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
>>1403273
That's actually pretty good
WHAT'S COLLISION AREA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
I created this meme. Glad to see you all making such fun with it :)
>>1403966
Chyna Doll actually.
>>1405867
No you didnt faggot
on the flip side
>Oh my god Vamp! What's Polvo de Estrellas doing in the temple?
>>1404414
kek
>What's Carthaginian Regime doing in the Impact Zone?
>What's the Cobra, Dandy Gorton doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1404003
Some of the ones from the last thread (like FIREWALL and all the Roman variations) are basically impossible to top.
>>1407206
>THE DKG! FROM AN UNPREDICTABLE TIME AND PLACE!
>>1403382
I died
>>1402848
This nigga is Jojos as fuck.
>>1403393
>pacific pete
What's Redneck Rosteen doing in the IMPAcT zone!!!!
>>1407238
>>1403595
Which wrestler has been on Getting Doug with High?
>>1407156
underrated post pham
What is Jack Spider doing in the IMPACT zone? Here's his wacky catchphrase:
"Yeah Yeah Yeah, you're aware of it, dude!"
>>1403507
>>1403534
>>1403595
>>1403608
>>1403652
>>1403670
>>1404148
You win
WHATS ROB PARKER DOING IN TJE IMPACT ZONE
>stealing /wooo/ memes
Pathetic, even for you, /asp/.
>>1408750
Its the wewtists that post them, not us.
They are gonna tell us to take a bump then make GAY COMMUNITEH jokes next too
WHATS SNOOP LION DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
>>1408724
>Rob is short for Robert
>Robert is also known as Bobby
>Bobby can be shortened to Bob
Nice try
>>1403393
>Cuban Pete
>>1409221
Way to convolute that there homie
>>1407156
>implying Cody has anything on the real thing
>>1410002
i ain't no cuck buddy
>What's John Dillinger, the perfect gangster, doing in the IMPACT zone?
BAH GOD QUEEN, WHAT'S TUMBLEWEED DAVE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE? WILL WE SEE ANY OF HIS ALTER EGOS LIKE BRO PEACE OR HUMANITY?
>>1405887
I actually did.
>>1410135
>not The Ideal X
I don't get this meme
WHAT'S SHENMUE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1410291
lurk moar
>>1410323
What's faggot doing in the IMPACT zone?
(faggot is you by the way)
>>1410323
>moar
You're probably not even using that ironically, 18+ please.
>>1410399
lurk moar, faggot
>>1404148
>Not Papua New Jimmy/Jerry/Vinnie
>>1407156
>Not dios mio
>>1410253
Mick Foley already wrestled in TNA using his name, apparently he hated his time there and bashed them on twitter
What's Britannia doing in the EURO Zone?
>>1410639
Getting rich, brexitcuck
>>68844697
>>68844697
>>68844697
>>1410304
underrated post
>>1410646
How can you be rich when Muhammad Hassan takes all of your money?
>>1403315
>What's Capital D doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1407665
>"yeah yeah yeah, you're aware of it, dude!"
WHATS GOLDSTEINFRANKENBERG DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
>WHAT'S PENNY BARBER DOING IN THE IMPACT WRESTLING ARENA
>What's Tumbleweed Steve doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1407665
underrated
>>1407156
>Oh my god Vampiro! What's el Hijo del Hijo del Fontanero doing in the temple?
>I cannot believe this Vamp! La Piedra has entered the Temple!
>IT WAS UNDER YOUR IMPRESION THAT YOU HAD KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MY PERSONA
The Rated M Performer, Perimeter! and his tag team partner, Muslim!
>>1412852
>Muslim!
>What's The Tropical Storm doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1403393
sideshow joe
>>1412916
sideshow moe i mean ahh fuck it
>>1410646
Get rekt brown boy.
>>1412864
>Not the TYPHOON
Come on , son
>>1412935
Come on, son
>>1412846
>BAH GAWD! It's John "The Stone" Dwayneson! What score does he have to settle in the IMPACT ZONE!?
>What's "The Supervisor" Sarah Spanks doing in Impact Zone?!
>Sarah Spanks with The Purchase Order! The Purchase Order on Gail Kim!
>>1403393
>Midway Mike
>Guadalcanal Gary
>Solomon Islands Samuel
>OH GOD!
>WHAT'S BIG PENIS DOING AT THE IMPACT STATION?!
>>1413744
>WHAT'S SAM SATURN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1410304
OH MY GOD TAZ
THAT'S THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDER SHENMUE
>What's The Heartbreaker Shawn Mitchell doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>>1413845
Whats the Lung Busting Kid doing in the impact zone
What's Burt Circumference doing in the IMPACT Zone?
>What's Sektor and Cyrax doing in the IMPACT Zone?
OH MY GOD TAZ
WHAT'S A /WEW/ THREAD DOING ON /ASP/
>>1404146
kek
>>1412864
>>1412935
OH MY GAWD TAZZ what's Tornado Trilbys doing in the Impact Zone??
WHAT'S LARGE CARL DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!!?
BAH GAWD! It's the Large Exhibit! He has come to the IMPACT zone!
He's hit Bobby Lashley with the Machine Of Mass Eradication! The MMS! Bah Gawd Josh look at the size of him!
>>1415984
Kek
OH GOD WHAT IS RALEIGH AND HER FATHER DICK FAIR DOING IN THE IMPACT ARENA
>>1409235
SHICK SHICKY BOOM
BAH GAWD ITS KRISPIN WAH
