No really, who is he?
>>1399828
I really want to know as well
>>1399828
Some autist with rich parents
>>1399828
I've always theorized that he had some sort of accident with wwe years ago and he settled it with free access to every show
Dat nose...
>>1399851
Idk
Green things that grow?
>>1399828
A plant, just like Izzy, Brock Lesnar guy and frank the clown
>>1399828
That isn't the first time he was photographed with that old lady either.
I think it's family members of someone who works with WWE and goes on the road with them.
>>1399879
She's ALWAYS with him
Running Theories
>>>1399850
>>1399843
>plant to cheer Reigns, Corbin, Cena etc
>Vince's illegitimate son
>in 2006 John Cena promised a terminal Make-A-Wish kid front row seats to every WWE event for the rest of his life. The boy miraculously recovered and Cena is subject to this agreement in perpetuity.
>Woman is an heiress to a small fortune, guy is her autistic fuck boy who loves wrestling
>Little Jimmy
>>1399828
Cant be a plant because i seen him booing Reigns multiple times
That's the pick up artist. Mystery
>>1399909
You got me with Little Jimmy
What the fuck even was that anyway.
Someone who claimed to be him posted here after we noticed he kept showing up. He said he had a lot of money and liked to catch PPVs.
No I don't have any proof, because I'm retarded and didn't save anything.
>>1399828
probably creative / ring crew / drugs mule.
Every single fucking event.
I see him all the fucking time.
Jared Leto
>>1399851
Plants who are at EVERY PPV? You're stupid. These are rich people who attend PPVs as a hobby.
>>1399854
Dat nose has money for airfare and ringside seats to every WWE PPV while you bitch about it online.
>>1399909
Money leads to strange bedfellows. A lot of us bang older chicks, but would you stay with one who could take care of you and take you you to every WWE PPV?
>>1400117
>A lot of us bang older chicks, but would you stay with one who could take care of you and take you you to every WWE PPV?
Yes.
>>1400119
Well now you see why dude will bang a chick old enough to have birthed him. He doesn't seem to mind, neither do I.
>>1399828
he held up a sign once that said "i'm not with her". i laughed until i cried
>>1400130
Old rich lady with poor self esteem? Count me in brah.
>>1399828
he's what's called a superfan. they get tickets for every show that they can make. it's up to you to get there, but you have that seat. it's for real mental cases that live and breath this shit and have a LOT of desposable income for Vinnie to suck down. basically the type of person that goes in the first wave of any crisis. dead weight
>>1399828
Geddy Lee if he never was in Rush.
I'll be at RAW tonight and will probably spend the entirety of the Corbin and or Sheamus match tonight looking for them.
My friends and I spend the first 5 minutes of every PPV playing Where's Waldo with this guy and he's ALWAYS there
>>1400256
Why do you need to play where's Waldo? He's literally always in the front row facing the hard cam. Blind retard
>>1400291
>rookie detected
That's where you're mistaken my friend. Occasionally he's dead center from the hard cam front row.
Last night for instance he was in the second row towards the far left of our sight line.
He is always in the first 4 rows but it's definitely not always the same spot.
He looks like that one Team Four Star guy...
>>1399828
I know this man, he goes by many names,
Perhaps you would like to hear his tale?
>>1400432
Im not hearing any denials so here we go.
This boy , this man is the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon. He is the son of Chris Benoit who survived the crippler cross face his father inflicted on him but not without a cost
He awoke with severe brain damage and no memory of his past life and began to explore his surroundings discovering a dead man and woman. He explored the house more where he discovered a letter addressed to one Chris Benoit. The letter stated that he was the one to be Vince McMahon illegitimate son and was to report to the man himself.
With this knowledge in hand he has spent the past 9 years of his life in mad pursuit of his father visting every show in attempt to reunite with his father.
This took a turn for the worse however with the return of Shane McMahon , he hated Shane due to the love and respect he received from their father that he rightfully deserved. He let himself go and kidnapped a 60 year old woman known only as the hex to accompany him in hunt for his family, What she wants and her intentions are are unknown.
>>1400454
18 + dumbass. He is just a banging an old rich lady. KYS for spending so much time doing your writing that nonsense.
>>1400454
>>1400478
>Ambrose Asylum Inmate
Kek
Can't wait until he's actually a new debut like Santino
>>1400114
don't get mad jew
>>1400500
I ain't a Jew but I've banged quite a few Jew girls. All of them had shitty careers in art, but enough money in their checking account for a down payment on a house in Los Angeles.
>>1400454 You wasted that much of your life writing that bullshit?
>>1400256
Watch for him during the Ziggler match..He literally is a Dolph mark. Every time Dolph did a reversal or something, he would stand up and clap like an autist which is exactly what is going on in OP's pic. He also like Fandango based on his sign during the preshow.
>>1400521
Still better than creative
>>1400572
Yeah, but at least they got paid for it.
>>1400577
Holy fuck this has just made me realize how shit everyone is at what they do
>>1400356
Takahata101 is into wrestling too IICR
>>1399828
It's Carter
>>1399828
Is that Gertrud Kapelput?
They are at every ppv.
Who the fuck are these people?
>>1399828
Truth Martini.
He's the Carter of crowds. Just don't give him attention.
>>1400640
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw it.
He is Paige's little brother
>>1399909
The terminal kid theory is my favorite
>>1400513
Kek why are jews so rich?
>>1399828
Kinda looks like calypso from twisted metal (2012)
>>1399828
His alien-disguised-as-a-human face fucking distracts me every time he sits right in front of the camera. Ruins literally any pay per view for me if he's there
>>1402557
Or the guy from hatred.
>>1402188
They go where the money is.
>>1399828
I never noticed, so I took your challenge, OP.
Took 30 minutes of my life, but holy fuck, minus WM32 (he was probably sitting elsewhere), he's practically been at every show I checked.
Literally gave up after 6 PPVs.
(Added locations, for reference. Mind you, they have to fly to all these cities, book a hotel, pay food expenses, etc.)
>>1399854
very sexy
>>1399851
Doubt it. WWE doesn't really do that kind of plants.
>>1399828
......the guy from YourMovieSucksDOTorg?
>>1404079
This
>>1404036
you just also look out for the guy with the green smiley shirt
who is this cutie?
>>1399828
Putting on my tin foil hat. Maybe he is a time traveler from the future.
Does anybody have a starting point from when he first showed up and was there any significant storyline taking place at the time.
Maybe we could go from that point in time and speculate what will happen in the future. Maybe he is documenting the fall of WWE for the future where all hard drives have crashed due to solar flares or something.
>>1404132
that baby faced guy who reviews music who /mu/ makes fun of all the time
>>1403484
What does this mean you niggeroid
Did nobody notice this from Raw?
Always gets airtime no matter what...
>>1399909
>>Little Jimmy
I need this. I need this to be longest work of all time.
>>1400221
fucking underrated post right here. A thousand keks
>>1399828
Has to be related to him
>>1404194
there's no escape from this fucking faggot.
He's the son of ECW's hat guy. He's just carrying on the legacy.
>>1404194
>Even on RAW
Good eye, now I have to check how often he pops up at the *regular* shows.
>>1400640
I couldn't remember her name, on point anon, on point
