UPDATE: Forbes is now reporting that WWE has reportedly contacted Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio and Goldberg about returning to the company for the WWE brand split. The site notes that WWE wants to use Angle on SmackDown, and possibly team him with current WWE NXT tag team American Alpha. WWE is also reportedly interested in bringing back Carlito, John Morrison, JTG, Shad Gaspard and Shelton Benjamin
Of course a Phil mark would believe this
>>1391876
I could care less about punk honestly
It was just the first random photo I found
>>1391875
>JTG, Shad Gaspard
why
Back to 2002-2010.
Time to stop watching again.
>promoushions
>>1391875
How many Wrestlemanias? :^)
>>1391875
>Jeff
>Goldberg
>Morrison
>Rey
Into the trash
>>1391875
>Shad Gaspard
Who?
>"New Era" buzzword
> bringing back ruthless aggression era mid-carders
NOW GET UP, GET UP AND FOLLOW ME
>>1391885
YO YO YO
>>1391875
>Kurt Angle
>Goldberg
>Carlito
>John Morrison
>Shelton Benjamin
Great!
>Rey Misterio
Not so great anymore
>Jeff Hardy
BROTHER NERO!
>Cryme Time vs New Day
KEK
Most Indians use water instead of toilet paper and wash their hands with disinfectant soap later. Saves paper, cleans better.
>>1391893
POP A 40 AND CHECK YOUR ROLLIES
Rey & JoMo are on LU deals. They ain't goin' nowhere.
>>1391896
>Angle, Goldberg + Botchamin over Rey Mysterio
State of your taste in 2016
>>1391898
You're not fooling anyone Rajj; your fingernails harbor mutant fucking strains of e-coli.
>>1391875
CARLITO!!!!!!!! spiting in faces all over again
>JTG
kek
>>1391902
I dont want Fat Mysterio.
Jeff is in TNA i think that he is not going to back
>>1391985
Jeff said he want his last match to be at mania. It's clear he is open to the idea of coming back.
>>1391937
>wants fat Oldberg instead
>>1391875
Source?
>>1391875
>Forbes
Nice source, come back when someone who actually knows anything reports on it.
>>1391989
Jewberg looked like he was in pretty decent shape in recent pictures.
>>1391878
Fued with enzo & cass maybe
>>1391991
Are they likely to get things wrong then?
>>1391875
Tell me about how great the brand split is again.
Kurt Angle returns before Battleground with American Alpha.
Jeff Hardy will return... but no at this time.
Goldberg will return to rematch Lesnar at SummerSlam
Rey Mysterio is now Lucha Underground biggest star, he is not going to return now.
I've been saying Kurt might come back for a while. He's been posting cryptic shit on social media like "make wrestling great again" and stuff. I can see him coming back on the 4th of July and being the GM of smackdown. I don't see him coming back for any matches though.
>>1391994
>looked
So did Batista a couple of years back.
Meanwhile, Rey has actually been wrestling for the past thirteen years.
>>1392000
Forbes stuff is literally non-content written by one of their office gofers.
>>1392101
Am I the only one who thinks Cena/Goldberg would be a way more appealing match than Lesnar/Goldberg?
>>1391875
>JoMo back in the WWE
pls no
He's killing it elsewhere. Fuck the WWMEME getting their shit-stinking tendrils on him.
>>1392117
It would've been appealing last fucking decade
>Johnny Mundo leaving LU
No.
>>1391883
Punk basically appeared on every WM since 2006 (except for the 2007 one).
But he never main evented one.
Still, having the first 5 star match in years in NA (the last one being Michaels vs Taker)? Damn.
>>1392129
>in NA
TIL dat ROH + TNA aren't in North America.
>john Morrison
I hope johnny mundo never goes back to the wwe. He's too good for them.
>>1392138
Is ROH really not in NA?
>>1392152
fuck off Cuckter
>>1391875
Shelton Benjamin!!!
Next intercontinental champion
>>1391994
I saw a video of him spearing someone at some indie show recently, he couldn't even step down from the ring apron without holding someone's hand.
>>1392220
THE NEW ERA
>>1392117
I don't want to see goldberg at all
LITERALLY NO SOURCE
The only confirmed are MVP, Carlito and Stevie Richards
>It says Forbes so everyone ITT believes it
>>1392240
Right on the front page of yahoo f.am
>>1391902
>Implying Vince can't buy out an El Rey Network contract if he wants to
When cm punk going to fight in the ufc?
I also like how nate diaz rekt him.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gGe21q7lmNk
>>1392247
You know that a contract has to be put up for sale first right? Silly /wwe/ mark.
Wasn't it rumored forever that Cryme Tyme would make a comeback?
YO
YO
YO
>>1391875
Aj styles vs Jeff Hardy
Ladder match
Make
It
Happen
>bringing back all the jobbers from the last 10 years
>the state of dubdubE
>>1392262
>AJ Styles vs Jeff Hardy
This is TNA?
>>1391900
IT'S CRYME TYME!
They're just bringing these people back to do a repeat of that TNA feud between the Main Event Mafia and the Frontline with a stable of veterans vs. a stable of "New Era" guys, aren't they? And in true WWE fashion, the old guys go over in the end.
>Fire people years ago, some on bad terms
>PLEASE COME BACK WE'RE DOING A RECYCLED ANGLE
why does /asp/ always have to be contrarian and edgy? Jesus fuck I'd mark out if all of these guys came back. They're no legends but definitely a staple of a short lived era
>>1392279
Because most of them were released on terms of
>We have nothing for you
or
>We don't like you anymore (ie. Carlito)
It's weird for them to come back.
Ricochet fucking when?
>>1392291
He was training at NXT but they cut him somehow
>>1392269
No...
THIS IS THE NEW ERA!!!!
WHATS UP /ASP/,HOW YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT!?!?
>>1392269
TNA matches don't exist in WWE's universe
>>1391878
they're good solid prototypical WWE enhancement workers who won't get anyone killed
Carlito is going to lead Epico and Puto it all makes sense now.
>Dean Ambrose vs Jeff Hardy at Wrestlemania 33
>>1392279
>why does /asp/ always have to disagree with me? they're being [buzzword] and [buzzword]
And I say this as someone who'd like to see a good deal of these guys return in some capacity. You just voice yourself like a tard.
>>1392326
THE COLONS WILL BE REAL
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>1392329
That would be based faggot
BALLLLLLIN
>>1392333
>Not wanting meme triple threat at the grandest stage of them all
>let's bring old talent that never picked steam
nice way to go WWE
>>1391875
Finally. Kurt angle the most complete wrestler to ever exist.
>>1392355
18+
AINT NO STOPPIN ME NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1391875
Where's my Chris Masters
>We draft for RAW...
>I WALK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
How hard would you mark?
>>1391875
>Draft Raw
>"Now, for the final pick of the night..."
>This Hits
>https://youtu.be/M6g4D4dStmY
How hard would you fucking mark?
>>1392363
please have sex
>>1392380
If he walked out at that moment I would buy 10 subs to the WWE Network for creating the biggest swerve of all time.
>>1392380
I would mark the fuck out
>>1392380
I'd mark if for like the last 2 years in secret they've been training David in secret just for this moment.
>>1392380
OOOOHHHH MY
COULD IT BE?
>>1392574
IT IS!
>>1391885
BROOKLYN BROOKLYN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7d7Z6CrgoI
>>1392240
I'LL SHOW YOU
YOU'LL SEE
*EPIC GUITAR RIFFS*
>>1392276
>WE BOOK YOU ON A LOSING STREAK
>>1391900
>It's BLM Tyme
>>1392240
Are these really confirmed? Is there a source? Brian Kendrick will probably also come back after the CWC.
>>1392240
>Stevie Richards
Noise. I'm all for him returning.
>>1392380
would there be boos? would there be cheers?
no doubt it would be the craziest thing in sports history
>>1391880
At least it isn't 2011 - 2015
>>1392688
Playing the theme at all on a live show would be insane. It's really hard to predict how people would react. Fans seem to be a lot more sympathetic to the whole Benoit situation so people may cheer.
>>1392695
>reigns comes out to this theme
>he's the biggest heel you could ever produce
>>1392698
BOOK IT VINCE
>>1392709
he is the only man on earth capable of going this far
>>1391875
>tfw Cena's won more matches than Punk's wrestled
>tfw he's had more matches and belts than Punk and Rock combined
>tfw people still doubt he was the GOAT
>>1392714
Vince is clearly insane. If the Benoit situation wasn't as big a deal in the media as it was he probably would have done it.
>mitb match is next
>shane comes out to reveal a seventh contestant
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjLSgRL2J2o
how hard would you boogie?
>>1392380
>This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta Canada, weighting 220 pounds, David Benoit!
>>1391875
>Goldberg
Oh shit just last month I was hoping he'd come back after watching his WCW run
Post YFW they approached Jeff but not Matt
>>1392380
>WWE playing the long LONG game
I can dig it
>>1392869
>People who didn't watch Goldberg live posting on this board
This board is so full of children, not even manchildren, actual children who probably have to study for SATs and do college apps.
>>1392880
Nah I caught him the first time round, just missed the occasional match. Watched everything available
Shame he was squandered in WWE the first time, though
>>1392884
>Shame he was squandered in WWE the first time
I wonder whose fault that was.
>>1392880
>This entire comment
Wew lad
>>1392895
>comment
You're not on reddit any more friend.
>>1392902
How do I downvote
;)
>>1392792
How long until David Benoit also murders his family?
>>1392925
Is that his kid like? I thought he only had the one kid.
>>1391881
It was probably by a Panjetty.
>>1392935
So his kids don't hate him or anything? It really makes you think about what happened in that house.
>>1392925
man, having him in the WWE would be a VERY difficult issue to deal with!
i mean, would they even give him the name Benoit?
he could be a huge face
>>1392940
Tamina isn't called Snuka so they would just do something similar.
Does anyone else think the roster is too big as is? Why do they need to make this more of a clusterfuck?
>>1392950
Roster is too weak is what it is.
>>1392939
Well, I mean, CTE and all that
>>1392960
Was the CTE thing confirmed?
>>1392961
Not only was it confirmed by Nowinski, but Benoit's brain was so fucking concussed, it resembled the brain of an 85 year old Alzheimer's patient
>>1391917
>He doesn't trim his fingernails.
>Projecting his scat fetish.
Seriously how old are you jamal, how do you even eat your fucking burgers.
>>1392972
That's brutal. It probably explains why he was always so quiet and had a tendency for disappearing when out with his friends.
>>1392979
Here's a better image. It's almost impossible to watch his older stuff when he does the headbutt because now we know it was leading to this.
>>1392983
A bit like this?
She's coming back, right guys?
>>1392987
7th member for the mitb
>>1392995
>Wins
>Cashes in on bringing Bayley up
Living the dream.
>>1391987
Is he clean ?
>>1393010
He's been clean since having a kid... apparently.
>>1391878
Brooklyn brooklyn
All I want is to hear Kurt Angle's theme and those "You suck" chants again.
>>1391878
Don't they still have a tag title shot they never cashed in?
>>1392129
punk was at wm in 2007 in the mitb ladder match you autistic retard.. he actually wasn't at wm in 2006 unless you count that retarded entrance for cena he was used in
>>1393078
I would imagine they'd use that last theme he used which cuts out that verse that syncs perfectly with the you suck chants. But I also wonder if a modern crowd would even remember.
>>1393160
I will honestly be disappointed if I hear his theme hit and not a single person chanting "You suck".
>>1392987
>Stacy with a MILF/mommy gimmick, managing a team of two young guys
Muh dick
>>1391875
Mysterio is a killer just like REDACTED. He aint coming back.
>>1392691
>implying WWE isnt as shit as it was last year
>>1391875
>promoushions
>bringing back people from the lost generation
Fucking why? You didn't build them as stars then so what's the point now?
>>1392998
I've heard Cornette refer to Keibler as a slut, but Nash refer to her as an angel.
Who did she allegedly sleep with? Was there some giant leak that outted her?
Or is it all just one giant crock of shit.
>>1393226
No, Mysterio isn't coming back because of the pressure they put on him to jack the fuck up and work through injuries.
He was Punked before Punk bitched.
>>1391875
Jeff Hardy maybe. Kurt Angle and Rey are persona non grata in WWE though.
>>1398896
Except no. Rey walked and has no inclination to come back because Lucha Underground knows how to give him space.
WWE wants him, but he's going to tell them no.
Kurt Angle was cut because of pill abuse and both sides were adversarial.
WWE wants him, and he wants back in, but unless both sides compromise, it will 100% not happen.
>>1392935
So why didn't he kill his other two kids? I'm confused.
>>1398949
Not at home
>>1392668
Kendrick is running a wrestling school now. Probably can't do a full time return and balance it with the school. Who even knows if he wants too.
>>1399005
Oh yeah, also he'd probably have to pass wellness policy testing and he'd probably say fuck no to that and continue smoking weed.
>>1391878
Who knows. JTG's two pamphlets that he wrote can't have done him any favors ("John Cena is a fucking dick", and other stories), and Shad constantly got into trouble with literally everyone - including Haitch and Steph.
Still, they need to fill out that roster I guess.
>OH MYYY COULD IT BE
>IS IT?!?!?!?
>IT IS!!!
Repeat that several times for returning/debuting wrestlers in a short amount of time and you get suicide material
>>1391875
John Morrison vs Seth Rollins vs AJ Styles
Make it happen
>>1399089
Would watch but not in a WWE ring
>>1399007
He said he'd be interested in coming back full time and has claimed that he hasn't smoked the devil's lettuce since 2012, so I still have hope, senpai.
>>1399142
I smoke mad weed f.am
>>1399187
Degenerate fucking ganja gremlin.
>>1392383
taste beer
Funaki comes back as a jobber
>>1399065
Don't forget Michael Cole's
>OHH MY GOD
>>1399215
beat debra
>>1393102
My bad, got some stuff mixed up.
>>1391878
Read his book
>>1391875
> Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio and Goldberg
>those potential names that seth can add to his hitlist with sting, brock, cena, edge and orton already on it.
legend destroyer A+ player seth rollins.
>>1392248
So... why does he sound legitimately retarded? Speech impediment or something?
1) Rock is one of the top 5 draws of all time. Phlabby Phil couldn't draw flies covered in shit.
2) 'promoushions'
>>1391875
>John Morrison
This better not be a work.
>>1403940
>>1391875
Rock v Hogan is a 5 star, Meltzer is a cuck.
Update: Kurt Angle said "Yes, I don't know when"
http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0620/612857/kurt-angle-says-hell-return-to-wwe/
>>1391896
Jeff will have to get off the coke if he's gonna wrestle in WWE
and probably step it up with the facepaint, don't think vince will allow this in his ring
>>1404052
Jeff has been clean going on 5 years now.
GIVE US BIG MONEY MATT
MAKE HIM HEAD OF WRITING
ALL FEUDS MUST GO THROUGH HIM
>>1404072
FALLOW ME
>>1404055
he's on the weeds
>Carlito and Cryme tyme
WWE is trying to get better not worse.
>>1404088
>weed
>2016
Does anybody care?
>>1404119
CURRENT YEAR
>>1404119
The wellness policy does care.
And that's enough.
>>1404184
>Wellness Policy
Somebody oughta let them know about Titus's HGH gut entering its third trimester
>>1404189
Nigga, nobody cares if the +200lbs monsters have an obvious HGH gut and vascularity like a mummy. They get around the policy one way or another, and if not, then they're not top lads backstage.
Meanwhile Jeffety can get fucked for smoking ONE blunt, because the top lads backstage don't get behind that idea.
I GO KICK YOU ASS
>>1399655
raise some hell
Michaels wasn't injury prone,right?
Paul Burchill return when?
>WWE bringing back the walking Wellness Policy violation that is Jeff Hardy
If it's true, I guess Jeff isn't the only one who's high as a kite these days.
>>1404195
Well this post is especially hilarious today.
>>1392935
Listening to a lot of other wrestlers talk about Benoit, it isn't hard to see why you would idolize him
>>1407561
Reigns is a cunt IRL.
He got busted because he had no pull backstage, besides Haitch and partially Vince.
And he did drugs, so nobody got behind him.
Screencap that shit - my theory was proven right.
>>1398949
Benoit didnt actually do anything wrong, he just killed a cheating whore and a potato
The worst thing he did was rob the world of his talent
>>1391875
Oh fuck no.
>>1391875
>JTG will be employed again soon
Start the counter up again
>>1408819
and you're a cunt.
>>1400243
>Brock
When did he beat Brock kiddo?
>>1405165
He better return as a pirate
>>1408797
>Reigns is a cunt IRL.
(citation needed)
>>1409823
Every interview he's given in the past 18 months
>>1409823
Like the other anon said - every interview that isn't this staged shit by WWE.
Especially the infamous one with Sam Roberts.
