YOU
Post Kana?
>>1391241
TALK
maaach
>>1391254
>kana will never spank me over 1000 times with a japanese katana sword
>>1391241
>Kana
>>1391241
Her nip rage in that segment got me hard desu
Why is there a Becky general, but no Asuka general?
>>1391301
>>1391236
>>1391238
>>1391241
>>1391254
>>1391290
>>1391297
>>1391302
>>1391304
>>1391305
We should've dropped a 3rd nuke
Why is she so kawaii bros?
>>1391304
There was right around takeover dallas, got like 100+ IPs
>she will never strip bayley
fuck pg
S-she's so lewd...
>>1391352
>implying she hasn't
>Kana-chan will never aggressively take your virginity
>>1391366
>being a virgin
>>1391368
>not saving yourself for Kana
>>1391366
>not being the aggressor
>>1391372
>thinking she has time for cherry boys
>>1391378
>not dreaming that she secretly likes dominating inexperienced young men
>>1391382
She looks so nice and soft
I just turned 32 and I'm still saving myself for marriage or Kana. Hopefully both.
I have not masturbated for 4 years either for her. I hope I can give her a career ending pregnancy when we have sex.
>>1391385
Better hurry m8. She's not getting any younger
>walk into my room and see this
Wat do
>>1391397
This was actually a pretty good match. I loved how everyone treated Asuka as a big threat. It's like in Royal Rumbles when Undertaker or somebody enters the ring.
>>1391396
whip my dick out
>>1391397
>This was actually a pretty good match. I loved how everyone treated Asuka as a big threat. It's like in Royal Rumbles when Undertaker or somebody enters the ring.
>>1391308
We shouldve dropped it on your grandpa's hometown in Mexico. Kys carter
>>1391396
i want her to wear paint again. Balor a shit
>>1391491
Not even him but that battle royal was shit. Very sloppy. Almost TNA knockouts tier sloppy.
>>1391514
I did not see it so I'll trust you.
My earlier response was just your standard reply to Dean Mark.
Cute
Most Indians use water instead of toilet paper and wash their hands with disinfectant soap later. Saves paper, cleans better.
>>1391241
>Kana
>>1391413
>This was actually a pretty good match. I loved how everyone treated Asuka as a big threat. It's like in Royal Rumbles when Undertaker or somebody enters the ring.
She kicked Eva Marie
Izzie could take out Eva Marie and shes like 8
>>1391397
On another note, Eva Marie finally got kneepads
>>1391397
>takes out the only A+ Looking superstar in the ring, who's over 5 feet 8
What's with NXT and womanlets, except for Eva Marie, all those women are clearly under 5 feet 2
>>1391318
cuz she asian n shit
Asuka is cute! CUTE!
>>1392042
Her dances are cringe
>>1391318
>rope blocking armpits
FUCK YOU ROPE
>Why is she so kawaii bros? She's definitely the most attractive female wrestler.
>tfw Asuka will never take your virginity
>ASUKAS GONNA KILL YOU! ASUKAS GONNA KILL YOU
Post her ears please.
>>1391236
Total waifu material.
Why did wwe sign her and stronguh styleuh if they can't speak english? What's the point
>>1392246
She was signed to help the girls in NXT git gud. She's never being called up the main roster and NXT smarks don't care if she doesn't speak English.
Le spaz hands man speaks some English.
>>1392246
>if they can't speak English
Look at who "THE Guy" is.
>>1391301
What's Burnie burns doing with them?
>>1392246
They speak English better than most Americans.
>>1392246
Nakamura speaks English well enough.
Asuka can get a Paul Heyman-type to speak for her. And by a Paul Heyman-type, I mean Paul Heyman.
>>1392252
I have heard both of them attempt to speak English but the amount of WHAT?! They will receive on the main roster is crazy. They will not succeed
>>1392284
>>1392017
That's not true. Peyton Royce is 5'7''
>>1392246
Nakamura can speak English, he just has a thick accent. Asuka can speak little bits, it doesn't fit her character to be running her mouth all the time anyway.
>>1391236
>YOU SHOE BE
what did she mean by this?
>>1392290
They can speak it better than Becky Lynch and she's fine. They'll be okay
Are they sending her to acting class to speak confidently in English? And to drop that accent. What about that retard Japanese Michael Jackson. His promos are annoying
>>1392387
Yes she is taking English classes. No won't lose the accent, it's too late in her life for that.
>>1392381
>he thinks Becky will ever be allowed to speak more than 10 words in a promo
>>1392398
And thank god for that.
>>1392398
She has before
based gooks
>>1392459
Sell like that in the ring I'd tag you for real
>>1392459
Is that a real hit? Looked real to me.
>>1392479
It's fake you stupid idiot.
Have you a brain?
>>1392488
I'm may as well be Christian because you're definitely Edge(y)
>>1392376
She resents having to wear shoes now
>>1391236
>tfw never collect amiibo with Asuka
Seriously her and Cody Rhodes are full blown nintendrones. Wonder what they thought about Breath of The Wild.
>>1391449
Gunna cwwwyyy?
>>1392246
Vince just wants to prove that he can get Japanese talent over in America like NJPW can get American talent over in Japan.
>>1392555
>prove he can get japanese talent over
>by relegating them to the kiddie pool of WWE
What did she mean by this?
>>1392459
Why is strong style so overhyped? Isn't it the mark of a great wrestler to make it look as real as possible WITHOUT hurting each other?
>>1392560
Asuka sure hate turks
>>1392568
Because yellow fever
>>1392558
putting her straight on raw with no english or live tv experience would've been setting her up to fail
>>1392568
Some people just like stiff wrestling. I know I do. Maybe not quite as physical as Jap stuff but I always like Sheamus' matches with the likes of Cesaro because of how hard hitting it is
>>1391236
So is someone gonna photoshop a BBC into this photo
>>1392560
she has the weebs eating of the palm of her hands with cute tweets like this. smart girl
>>1391318
So kawaii :3
would worship/10
>>1392289
That would be pretty great. He would need to come back full-time which i'm not sure he would be up for.
>>1392289
>Paul Heyman
I'd love it but he'd never do it. He doesn't want to work full time anymore. Unless they just had Asuka appear rarely like Brock but that would be a waste of her taent
>>1392289
>tfw heyman turns on lesnar for the nip cunt
>>1392752
Not even a weeaboo, hate anime and don't care about Japanese shit... but Asuka is so freaking cute. Easily the best girl in WWE. Literally every other chick looks boring compared to her.
>>1392811
>Wanna be a Heyman gal?
>>1392387
>What about that retard Japanese Michael Jackson. His promos are annoying
Nail on the head he is the retarded Japanese Michael Jackson.
Hand gestures are not charisma
>>1392825
>Emma is a scrub
Smh.
Asuka easily has the most distinct look though. That attire is pretty wild
>>1392825
>dat smug cameron
>>1391308
Whats wrong tripfag you still pissed that Bayley lost?
>>1392568
That is what Nakamura does, it's people like shibata that hit too hard.
>>1392584
Same here pham.
>>1392847
>tfw she'll never ride you to ecstasy
>>1392830
>>1392529
I think this gunna cwy thing is the most autistic thing on this board right now.
>>1392471
I never understood what he meant by this
>>1398846
i just rewatched and it was like an extra 2-3 seconds at most
and reigns kayfabe did it himself anyways so it was his own fucking fault
>>1391363
Do you think they train and she fucks everyone Ultimate Surrender Style?
>>1398899
You just know
>>1398678
>pull my finger
Are we doing BRAAP jokes now?
>>1391368
please don't virgin shame you stupid idiot
Is she actually bi or does she just pretend to be cute?
>>1399335
She's definitely fooled around with girls unironically
>>1392825
I am convinced Alexa Bliss is deformed.
>>1399420
Her feet are deformed anyway
>>1392560
The heel Divas need to use Asuka's weakness to come up with a cunning secret plan.
>>1391308
>>1399285
If you want
>>1399335
All women are bisexual
>>1399460
I've been saying all along that Nia should have dressed up as an alien cockroach
>>1399631
Sure, go right ahead
>>1399420
She's a qt
>>1399335
she's just training with her partner
>>1403869
Is she autistic?
>>1391308
Oh man that guy did not age well.
>>1403886
>Has the tendency to not feel pain.
>Outlasts opponents by stamina.
>Enjoys doing what she does for "fun" instead of doing it for self benefit.
Maybe.
>>1404230
> Asgooka
> stamina
El oh el. She gets gassed after five minutes of moderate action
>>1403886
No, she was once brutally assaulted by a cockroach in a sexual manner. The lack of tentacle involvement left her scarred for life.
>>1403886
No, she's Japanese.
>>1392290
>WHAT!? Chants
Ugh. Fuck Austin; that shit is all his fault. The Attitude Era wasn't worth that bullshit.
>>1392459
Japanese aren't Gooks, they're Japs or Nips. (South) Koreans are Gooks.
>>1404265
It's like you don't even watch her matches.
>>1406638
I research the targets of my bants thoroughly
>>1406083
With flatfaces it's all the same shit weeb LMAO
>>1391236
>Takeover is Asuka's only appearance this month
fuck
>>1406693
It doesn't show.
>>1407560
Fuck off back to wew
>>1407565
Can't handle the bants, lad?
>>1407568
Your bants is sadder than BeC+ketty's career
>>1391308
Ruchasz psa jak sra. A Ciebie wtedy ruchajo dwa konie.
>>1407572
And yet it blew you out this fucking hard.
>>1403869
...sugoi
Such is the power of Cockroach.
>>1407579
El oh el
