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OH MY GOD TAZZ! WHAT IS CHRIS JERUSALEM DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?
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ITS, ITS, WAIT IS THAT SHANE CARTER?!? THE ILLEGITIMATE SON OF DIXIE CARTER!
WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!? IS HE, IS HE HERE TO BUY IMPACT FROM HIS STEP MOTHER?
>>1390414
THE CURRENCY IS ARRIVING AT THE IMPACT ZONE
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SHANE HAS BROUGHT SAMOAN JIM AND SAMOAN JEY WITH HIM, THE FATUS ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE.
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IF YOU INHALE WHAT THE HARD ROCK HAS FRIED!
It's Dwayne "Hard Rock" Rockinson. Tazz what the hell is the CITIZENS CHAMPION DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!?
He just hit the Boulder Drop on his opponent. And now the CITIZENS ELBOW!
WHAT THE HELL...IS...IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?!?? YES! THATS LARGE D, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!??
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TAZZ, YOU SEE THAT!?! IT'S THE OVERTAKER, I HEARD THAT HE CUT 5 CARS TO GET TO THE IMPACT ZONE.
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! ABEL ROLLS, DEEN AMBROSIUM AND LATIN EMPIRE!!!!! WHAT IS "THE SWORD" DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?????
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It's CM PHIL. CM PHIL WRESTLED IN TNA AS CM PUNK PRIOR TO JOINING THE WWE. HE LEFT WWE FOR UFC.
WHERE HE HOLDS AN UNDEFEATED RECORD OF 0 - 0
HE THEN ADOPTED THE NAME CM PHIL.
TAZZ: SOME SAY THE CM STANDS FOR CRY MAN.
WHAT IS DOING SEENFT IN THE IMPACT ZONE?????
"MY NAME IS EZIO LOVER, AND THIS IS LARGE CASSIO, AND YOU CAN LEARN THAT!!!!!!"
OH MY GOD TAZZ, IT'S GREEK MONARCHY! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
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"FIRE, IGNITION, REBELLION, ENERGY, WEST, ADREDALINE, LORDS, LONEWOLVES........FIREWALL"
WHAT? TAZZ!!!!
THATS DEAN JANNETY, SETH ROLAKIAN AND GREEK EMPIRE.
THE FIREWALL IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE AND THEY ARE BEATING DOWN EC3.
"UPDATE YOUR FIREWALL".
OH MY GOD, IT'S --
oh, it's AJ Styles. Okay. Welcome back, AJ. Good to have you back.
>>1390459
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>>1390463
BUT BUT WHO'S THAT IN THE BACK?!? IS IT....YES IT IS...
IT'S THE BULLET LOUNGE.
Oh my God it's Syrian Showers in the impact zone.
Oh my word what is Turkish Thunderstorms doing in the impact zone
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TAZZ! IT'S SWAG JAGGER. HE'S IN THE IMPACT ZONE TO TELL THE WORLD HOW HE WAS SCREWED IN THE WWE. OMG HE WON THE TNA WORLD TITLE IN JUST 5 MINUTES UNDER CONTRACT.
TNA FANS "YOU DESERVE IT, CLAP CLAP YOU DESERVE IT!"
WHAT IS BRAD WILLOW DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE????
"FOLLOW THE BLIZZARDS!!!!!"
COULD IT BE? YES IT IS, RANDY KORTON, IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE! THE DEADLY SCORPION IS ABOUT TO STRIKE WITH THE OKR! HE CAN HIT THAT MOVE OUT OF A PLACE WHERE NO ONE IS AT!
The Large Attraction! The Large Attraction has crossed the line!
FOR FUCKS SAKE TAZZ WHAT IS 'THE ICEMAN' DAVE BALDWIN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
what's samoa joe doing in the impact zone? and who are these unexplained men throwing him in the back of a car?
WHAT ARE RHODY CODES, SAMIEN DANDOW, BADE WARRET AND BYRACK DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
ARE THEY A NEW STABLE?
YES! THEY ARE ASOCIAL OUTSIDERS!!!!
TAZZ!? IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?
WHAT IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
THE VIOLENT SHREW IS HERE IN TNA!
OH MY GOD TAZZ! IT'S HORNDOGGLE! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE, AND WHY IS HE RUNNING AROUND THE KNOCKOUTS' LOCKER ROOM?!
Jesus Tazz, it's Samoa Joe!
It's Danish Drizzle!
"you best believe"
WHAT'S GALLIC DOMAINS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE???
Oh my god it's Stevin Keen!
>>1390478
The sad thing is I can see this happen
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TAZZ LOOK! IT'S BECKY SWOGGEL, SNOOP VAULT, CHARLIE FLAIR AND BISLERI.
THE FOUR HORSEFACE..THEY HAVE ISSUED A WARNING TO THE KNOCKOUT DIVISION.
>>1390478
>not SWAG JACKER
WHAT'S JONE SANTA DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
>>1391004
>Cena buys TNA under the table
CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG TAZZ, BUT IS THAT REALLY THE BRAIN HITMAN, THE MONARCH OF MONARCHS, THE CONTEST HIMSELF...MY GOD IT IS! IT'S DOUBLE G!
>>1391010
>Impact consists of 2 hours of John Cena burying the entire roster every week
>>1390431
TNA would name someone Large D
>>1390459
Fucking kek
Tazz!
Tazz is that who I think it is?
Could it be? Yes, yes it is! OH MY SWEET JESUS ITS HIM!
Its The Lord of Lords, The Occipital Executioner, The Festivity!
What in the living fuck is Quadruple J, John Jacob Jingleheimer Jackson doing in the iMPACT! Zone?
ITT: /wooo/ level "humor"
fucking yuck
>>1391195
I actually lel'd pretty solidly in the end, underrated post
>>1390463
underrated
>>1390441
kek
>>1391215
Then why don't you go back to that redcoat website?
>>1390459
>update your firewall
>>1390459
>UPDATE YOUR FIREWALL
JEJ
TAZZ, YOU BUMBLEFUCKING FATASS, IT'S THE PG-13 SUPERSTAR, POINT, AND PRINCE POPULARITY, MUSLIM! WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!
LOOK, THEY'RE PLAYING RECORDERS!
"FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WITH PAINT AND CANVAS, WE WILL NOW POSE FOR FIVE HOURS!"
>wait a sec, Tazz, isn't that guy's neck broken?
>shh--fuckin shut up, idiot, you're supposed to say his arm is broken we don't wanna get sued for copyright
What's Mike Filley doing in the impact zone?!
"experience a nice evening!"
It's Shasta Cash!
”I'm your supervisor"!
>>1391579
Oh my god, Paige Turner! This facility is under my control.
>>1390448
PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF PUNK
TNA is as stupid as all of you stupid idiots on this website.
>>1391621
LMAO WHAT
>>1391621
no way
>>1391621
Am I getting worked right now?
>>1391621
how does kevin owens cock taste
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OH MY GOD TAZZ, IT'S BRITANI-PAGE AND SHE JUST INFORMED THE IMPACT ZONE AND THE VIEWERS AT HOME THAT THIS IS HER RESIDENCE!
>>1391537
Christian already wrestled in TNA as Christian Cage if anything Edge would just use Sexton Hardcastle
OH MY GOD TAZZ!!!! WHAT IS MONARCA ENYGMATICO DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE??????
OH GOD TAZZ LOOK OVER THE HORIZON
ITS ABEL, BROTHER TO OVERTAKER WHO SWORE REVENGENCE AGAINST HIS BROTHER FOR THE MURDER OF THEIR HALF HALF FATHER POL OWNER
>>1390723
ALSO WELL KNOWN BY HIS ALIAS SMALL SHIT , JOSH!
>>1392357
/pol/ owner?
>>1390463
yes
The meme ITT is sadly outdated. Don West and Mike Tenay were the ones who would yell things like that for former WWE guys.
Using this as an example >>1390522
Josh Matthews today would be like
>that...that's the large attraction. what's he doing here?
Terry "the hulk" Hogan
>>1390407
> not Chris Gomorrah
"WAIT, WHAT, IT CAN'T BE, IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS TAZZ"
"OHHH MY GOD HE'S HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE, THE TAME CHEETAH; CHRIS BENWHY HAS ARRIVED!"
"HE'S BEEN OFF THE GRID FOR NEARLY TEN YEARS!? WHERE THE HELL HAS HE BEEN!?"
"I HEAR HIS MOBILE STRAIGHT LEG HOLD CAN PUT YOU TO SLEEP FOR GOOD"
"TAZZ IT'S HIM, HE'S HERE! ISSAC DRIVER IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE"
"THE LONG ISLAND AND ICED TEA HIMSELF"
>>1390414
when vince buys TNA for 2 bucks and 50 cents that's the first angle they'll run
What's Luke Thunder doing in the impact zone?!
>>1395736
That's Lance Storm for for you unedcuated marks. For those who were born in 2002, he was the most skilled wrestler in late wcw and the early ruthless aggression era.
>>1392648
why does he put on a fake tone of voice for TNA commentary?
he never did that in WWE
>>1391195
>The Festivity!
>>1391195
I lost it here.
TAZZ WHAT"S HAPPENING!? WAIT , IS IT!? YES IT IS!!!
IT'S CARL BYEGIRL!!!
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS CARL BYEGIRL DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
LOOK TAZZ HE WEARS HIS SIGNATURE SNOW JACKET!!!
Would Lesnar be Bork Laser?
>>1399360
ROCK LOBSTER
>>1392067
The whole point is usually TNA trying to leech off Ex WWE stars past popularity. So they try to retain as much of the original name as they can. Good Examples were Christian Cage, Rh'y'no, Drew Galloway.
And most of them get the same first storyline of "WWE didn't utilize me properly, so I left and came here to TNA and now we are going to be on top of WWE." Bobby Lashley, Drew Mcintyre and Christian Cage got the world title in less than 6 months. They buried their original talent and made Christian the face of the company once. Dixie thinks anything related to WWE will be successful for the company, they hired late Chris Warren too, the guy who sang the DX song.
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The Python Randy Orton just delivered a Running Jumping Cutter "RJC" to the jerimy borash in the ring.
>>1390531
>not ice dagger
THA--THAT'S JOHNNY WONG DONG! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>>1391195
>everything about this post
>>1399577
Two things about this
1. He was just Jimmy Yang when he did work at TNA
2. Some years ago, he made this one appearance for the X-Division and revealed on twitter that he didn't being paid for whatever reason. 7 weeks after the match, he finally got his check from TNA.
>>1390407
WHAT IS SPARTAN RAINS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE
WELL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS TAZZ
IT'S GOOD INFORMATION BARRAH, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
"I'M GLAD TO SAY I HAVE GOOOOD INFORMATIOOON"
DEAR GOD TAZZ LOOK WHO IT IS
BOOKER-T!
WHO?
has this ever happened?
>>1400611
WHO ARE YOU QUOTING DUMBASS
>>1391195
>>1399905
Thanks for the info, Jimmy. I'm a big fan.
